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John Hains

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Alien from L.A.
    285
  2. Rocketship X-M
    297
  3. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  4. Stranded in Space
    133
  5. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  6. SST: Death Flight
    83
  7. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  8. Mighty Jack
    179
  9. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    352
  10. The Leech Woman
    250
  11. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
  12. The Projected Man
    209
  13. Girls Town
    304
  14. Racket Girls
    181

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817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 6 years ago
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Drunk guys leaving the bar "Are farts suppose to have lumps??" Laughing my ... off for the rest of the movie.


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901 - The Projected Man - about 2 years ago
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Now, wouldn't Pearl be a Forrester by marriage? But then again, Dr. F was pretty messed up, and being an mad scientist, who knows what weird stuff went on in the Forester household.


1008 - Final Justice - over 6 years ago
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the strippers in this movie fascinate me, what with their bold and sassy triangles. why does the brunette constantly face the wrong way??


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Got to get back inside the castle, I need more hot metal on my groin.


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Love should be secret and shameful and leathery and dirty


Recent Riffs

314 - Mighty Jack - about 7 years ago
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Oh my aching imperialist dogs!!


314 - Mighty Jack - about 7 years ago
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Evil Good Humor Men!!


314 - Mighty Jack - about 7 years ago
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I know it sounds strange, but I think I'm a Zebra!!!