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816 - Prince of Space - about 5 years ago
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The Movie Pitch: "So there's this guy who's a shoeshine boy and he's got, lets say, two orphan kids. Now this guy is also a rocket scientist and he's made a flying saucer-like contraption that he can fly around in but nobody knows he has it. Anywho, long story short, these guys invade earth and our Prince of Space guy saves the human race. Whaddya think?"


Pretend I'm not blue
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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Speaking of epiphanies, I was taking the 990 train into the city today and I suddenly realized that I'm the reincarnation of Vishnu. Then I look down and I'm all blue, like the Blueman Group, and adorned with precious jewelry. So that was my morning.


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Need to work on your cameltoe, son.


Most Psycho Chick In A MSTied Movie?
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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We haven't done that, yet, have we? We've done worst dancing, worst costuming, worst monster design, worst this, that, the other thing, but I don't think we've done The Most Psycho Chick In A MSTied Movie.

So, here's a couple of my picks, right off the top of my head:

That island chick who comes back to Japan with those guys to help destroy Barugon in Gamera Vs Barugon. Jeezus, was she ever spooky. The way she damn' near wet her panties at the discovery of a 5000-karat diamond -- man, is she psycho.

Betty in High School Big Shot. Cripes, why are all the hotties so friggin' psycho, man? Betty reminds me of the art school chicks back in college, turned up to 11. She actually got a guy to hijack a million-dollar heist for her, f'cripesake. Granted, the guy was rock stupid, but, still... That is one spooky-assed chick, man.


The fickle finger of fate
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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I always force my grand kids to watch at least the "best of..." with me and now our darling Melissa has decided to attend Ark U and major in Boggy Creek Monster studies. I always had her pegged as an interplanetary warlord.


Forum - about 5 years ago
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I gotta say that there seems to be a strong connection between the effects of watching MST and "Beavis and Buthead." (I don't mean simultaneously) Both are a celebration of absurdity with a Greek chorus of misfits voicing our jeers. Huzzah!


Original Unriffed MST3k Movies?
Forum - about 5 years ago
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A long time ago, on a weird whim, I added to this site the ability to submit video links for the original unriffed movies for each episode. Does anyone ever watch the "Original Movies"?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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"My trained army of rats." "I made you a trail mix out of rat droppings and hair." I wonder if Mike Pipper received an honored place at the court of the resurrected empire now ruled by Troy and ably advised by the First Knight of the realm, Sir Zap. Who also holds the title of Tavern and Breast Inspector.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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I can see the henchmen being picked up every morning at their different parent's homes -- "Ma!! Where'd ya put my ski mask? The cult is waiting!"


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 5 years ago
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I personally think Turborg is kinda cute, in a post lobotomized sort of way. And the dude must have a tremendous sac if they're hanging down by his knees. So of course he has trouble walking and of course he digs the chicks; it's the hand of fate.


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