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Bolt Vanderhuge, He Who Swallowed God
In Central Ohio

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Jaguar Wong Abides - 9 months ago

Hey BV, just letting you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong :)


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Jaguar Wong Abides - 11 months ago

Thanks for kind words but I'm waiting for someone to buy me a beer hahahaha If you ever get in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area let me know.


Favorite Episodes

  1. I Accuse My Parents
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  2. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  3. Devil Doll
    206
  4. Hobgoblins
    335
  5. Mitchell
    497
  6. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    595
  7. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  9. Beginning of the End
    228
  10. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  11. Laserblast
    336
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  14. Danger! Death Ray
    397
  15. Time Chasers
    378
  16. Girls Town
    250
  17. Daddy-O
    205
  18. City on Fire
    43
  19. The Deadly Mantis
    171
  20. Humanoid Woman
    35

Recent Comments with recent replies

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K11 - Humanoid Woman - almost 2 years ago

Reading through these comments it seems like this movie is pretty divisive. Personally I really like it. It reminds me of how Joel describes Robot Monster, "it's cool in a kind of dark, surrealistic way." Actually, more than anything else, this movie makes me think of the original Tarkovsky version of "Solaris". It's like an extended fever dream put to film.


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 3 years ago

There's so much pausing in this movie's dialogue it's almost like it was directed by Nicolas Winding Refn! Boom!


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617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 3 years ago

A movie like this, with a good/evil moral code set against clearly racialized civilizations, sets off alarms in my head. The Mongols did conquer great parts of Russia, so that context does account for the malice in their representation of East Asia, but that doesn't make this film any more comfortable... Of course, if this were a well-written, fair-balanced film then we probably wouldn't be watching it... Curse you, the Mads! Curse you for making me question my morality for enjoying riffing terrible movies so much that I'm almost glad they were so bad in the first place!


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It looks like Jonathan had the book set to 'M' for 'mini' when he should of had it set to 'W' for 'wumbo'!
(Borgnine did the voice for Mermaid Man on Spongebob. Yes, I am relatively young compared to the average MSTie.)


OT: Favorite books and authors
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Forum - 11 months ago

So I was doing one of my favorite things today, walking around a used book store with no particular agenda, nothing specific that I wanted... and I felt like I had hit some kind of brick wall. Nothing was calling to me, nothing looked or sounded appealing. So I'm looking to you guys for some ideas, some recommendations. Some of my favorite authors are... in no particular order... Kurt Vonnegut, Cormac McCarthy, Truman Capote, Flannery O'Connor, P.K.Dick, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Michael Chambon, Charles Bukowski... Isamov, Heinlein... I'm reading John Dos Pasos right now, Manhattan Transfer.
Anyway, just looking for some ideas. Thanks msties.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - over 3 years ago

My grandma thought soap operas were evil. I never wanted to watch them anyway, but when I stopped on one while channel surfing at her house, she gave me a lecture on how evil those shows were. Watching Joel and the bots riffing on General Hospital...it almost feels like a guilty pleasure. I'm wondering if my grandma is looking down on me and going to pay me a ghostly visit. "They're EVIL!"

...but at least they're being ripped apart. :)


WAiT: Oh, I Don't Know...
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Forum - 10 months ago

Choose a title that sounds like it might be adult entertainment. Modify that title if you like, to make SURE it does!


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903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

"You're right, brother."
"Orville or Wilbur?"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....


Introduced My 12 Year Old Grandson To MST3K
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Forum - 11 months ago

When the theme song got to "But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space..." he leaned over and whispered "Well that escalated quickly."


Recent Riffs

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706 - Laserblast - about 3 years ago

See, that scene worked because you expected a bear to jump out.


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706 - Laserblast - about 3 years ago

Well let's recap the movie so far: someone went to Acapulco and someone almost bought gas.


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"Let's visit God now." "HI, I'M GOD. THIS FILM IS MOVING SLOWLY, MY CHILDREN."