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Bolt Vanderhuge, He Who Swallowed God
In Central Ohio

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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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Hey BV, just letting you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong :)


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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Thanks for kind words but I'm waiting for someone to buy me a beer hahahaha If you ever get in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area let me know.


Favorite Episodes

  1. I Accuse My Parents
    377
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    265
  3. Devil Doll
    231
  4. Hobgoblins
    371
  5. Mitchell
    539
  6. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    637
  7. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    211
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    209
  9. Beginning of the End
    246
  10. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    395
  11. Laserblast
    366
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    257
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    228
  14. Danger! Death Ray
    435
  15. Time Chasers
    412
  16. Girls Town
    272
  17. Daddy-O
    230
  18. City on Fire
    47
  19. The Deadly Mantis
    197
  20. Humanoid Woman
    39

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It looks like Jonathan had the book set to 'M' for 'mini' when he should of had it set to 'W' for 'wumbo'!
(Borgnine did the voice for Mermaid Man on Spongebob. Yes, I am relatively young compared to the average MSTie.)


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 6 years ago
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Drinking game to this movie: You take a drink after every time you hear CABOT


806 - The Undead - over 4 years ago
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Does Pendragon stabbing Livia towards the end seem unreasonably cruel to anyone else? Sure, she's a witch and she has already been shown to kill someone, but, hell, she's always been nice to him and, at that point, she's just advocating the same position as everyone else.

Also, was that "I have been to the proletariat areas and consorted with the prostitutes" part supposed supposed to be a really obscure reference to George Orwell's '1984'?


601 - Girls Town - almost 5 years ago
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"You should see the neighborhood I grew up in." Sure Anka. Canada is tough.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 4 years ago
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I think these writers knew nothing about biology. Not only because the very idea of a giant insect is ludicrous, but because the characters keep misidentifying basic animals (and yes, despite what they said, the term 'animals' includes insects). First, there the museum writer who calls a giant squid a jellyfish, and then there is the actual biologist (the guy the freaking Pentagon called in to identify an creature) calling a beetle an ant.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 3 years ago
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[Slap to the mother of the hunchback and dwarf] "That's the price you pay for being a side-show pass-around."

That may just be the darkest freaking riff these guys ever made, and it came from Joel! Sheesh! I honestly did a double-take after that.


816 - Prince of Space - about 4 years ago
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Around 37:10... It's Par-Krankour!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 4 years ago
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Rumor has it PETA hired a hit man to take out Ross.


405 - Being from Another Planet - over 4 years ago
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The bracelet that Frat Boy #3 gives Teacher Crazy Student Girl at around 51:30 is the ugliest, most ostentatious piece of jewelry I've ever seen.


K11 - Humanoid Woman - over 3 years ago
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Reading through these comments it seems like this movie is pretty divisive. Personally I really like it. It reminds me of how Joel describes Robot Monster, "it's cool in a kind of dark, surrealistic way." Actually, more than anything else, this movie makes me think of the original Tarkovsky version of "Solaris". It's like an extended fever dream put to film.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago
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There's so much pausing in this movie's dialogue it's almost like it was directed by Nicolas Winding Refn! Boom!


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 4 years ago
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A movie like this, with a good/evil moral code set against clearly racialized civilizations, sets off alarms in my head. The Mongols did conquer great parts of Russia, so that context does account for the malice in their representation of East Asia, but that doesn't make this film any more comfortable... Of course, if this were a well-written, fair-balanced film then we probably wouldn't be watching it... Curse you, the Mads! Curse you for making me question my morality for enjoying riffing terrible movies so much that I'm almost glad they were so bad in the first place!


Recent Riffs

706 - Laserblast - over 4 years ago
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See, that scene worked because you expected a bear to jump out.


706 - Laserblast - over 4 years ago
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Well let's recap the movie so far: someone went to Acapulco and someone almost bought gas.


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"Let's visit God now." "HI, I'M GOD. THIS FILM IS MOVING SLOWLY, MY CHILDREN."