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Bolt Vanderhuge, He Who Swallowed God
In Central Ohio

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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 3 years ago
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Hey BV, just letting you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong :)


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 3 years ago
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Thanks for kind words but I'm waiting for someone to buy me a beer hahahaha If you ever get in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area let me know.


Favorite Episodes

  1. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  3. Devil Doll
    242
  4. Hobgoblins
    383
  5. Mitchell
    569
  6. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  7. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  9. Beginning of the End
    257
  10. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  11. Laserblast
    385
  12. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  13. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  14. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  15. Time Chasers
    424
  16. Girls Town
    284
  17. Daddy-O
    244
  18. City on Fire
    49
  19. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  20. Humanoid Woman
    41

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415 - The Beatniks - over 5 years ago
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Given how obviously unstable Moony is, I can't figure out why anyone would want to hang out with him, EVER, let alone have him be a vitally important part of the group.


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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


1004 - Future War - almost 6 years ago
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Boy, even Torgo couldn't have saved this one.


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 2 years ago
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Holy smokes. The misogyny in this film is at an all-time high. "Apologize for what - being momentarily a woman?" "Doctor, you're not going to let emotion into this now, are you?" Female character asks: "I suppose you think a woman should cook and clean and rear children." Male character answers: "Isn't that enough? There's such a thing as going too far in the other direction, too, you know." Granted, I'm only forty minutes in. But did they include a woman in this film just to prove that women shouldn't go to space? Sheesh.


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It looks like Jonathan had the book set to 'M' for 'mini' when he should of had it set to 'W' for 'wumbo'!
(Borgnine did the voice for Mermaid Man on Spongebob. Yes, I am relatively young compared to the average MSTie.)


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 7 years ago
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Drinking game to this movie: You take a drink after every time you hear CABOT


806 - The Undead - over 5 years ago
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Does Pendragon stabbing Livia towards the end seem unreasonably cruel to anyone else? Sure, she's a witch and she has already been shown to kill someone, but, hell, she's always been nice to him and, at that point, she's just advocating the same position as everyone else.

Also, was that "I have been to the proletariat areas and consorted with the prostitutes" part supposed supposed to be a really obscure reference to George Orwell's '1984'?


601 - Girls Town - almost 6 years ago
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"You should see the neighborhood I grew up in." Sure Anka. Canada is tough.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 5 years ago
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I think these writers knew nothing about biology. Not only because the very idea of a giant insect is ludicrous, but because the characters keep misidentifying basic animals (and yes, despite what they said, the term 'animals' includes insects). First, there the museum writer who calls a giant squid a jellyfish, and then there is the actual biologist (the guy the freaking Pentagon called in to identify an creature) calling a beetle an ant.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 4 years ago
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[Slap to the mother of the hunchback and dwarf] "That's the price you pay for being a side-show pass-around."

That may just be the darkest freaking riff these guys ever made, and it came from Joel! Sheesh! I honestly did a double-take after that.


816 - Prince of Space - about 5 years ago
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Around 37:10... It's Par-Krankour!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 5 years ago
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Rumor has it PETA hired a hit man to take out Ross.


Recent Riffs

706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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See, that scene worked because you expected a bear to jump out.


706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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Well let's recap the movie so far: someone went to Acapulco and someone almost bought gas.


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"Let's visit God now." "HI, I'M GOD. THIS FILM IS MOVING SLOWLY, MY CHILDREN."