Bg
Austin Strong
In North Texas

Wall Posts

Austin Strong - over 4 years ago
0 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

~BLESS THIS MESS~


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    618
  2. Space Mutiny
    818
  3. Hobgoblins
    353
  4. Werewolf
    477
  5. Laserblast
    347
  6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  8. Time Chasers
    395
  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    287
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  11. Teenage Strangler
    284
  12. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  13. Riding with Death
    349
  14. Tormented
    196
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    197
  16. The Brute Man
    187
  17. Time of the Apes
    245
  18. Mighty Jack
    152
  19. Manhunt in Space
    144
  20. Fugitive Alien
    294
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    227
  22. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    203
  23. Earth vs. the Spider
    175
  24. The Beatniks
    167
  25. Teenage Caveman
    131
  26. Robot Holocaust
    133
  27. The Slime People
    107
  28. The Human Duplicators
    182
  29. Project Moonbase
    103
  30. Gamera vs. Guiron
    221
  31. Gamera vs. Zigra
    150
  32. Gamera
    214
  33. The Hellcats
    97
  34. Gamera vs. Barugon
    149
  35. Stranded in Space
    116
  36. Gamera vs. Gaos
    130
  37. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    130
  38. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    302

Recent Comments with recent replies

414 - Tormented - about 4 years ago
9 laughs

6 replies Comment icon
Report

Those legs at 22:40 are a bit too manly and well-muscled to be Joel's. I'm guessing they made Mike dangle his sexy gams for the camera like some sordid audition in the 50s. Poor, poor Mike...


109 - Project Moonbase - about 5 years ago
11 laughs

10 replies Comment icon
Report

According to wikipedia, this movie was unusual in depicting women in roles of authority equal to men. So that would explain the "follow my orders, little lady, or get a spanking" scene, then?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
23 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.


306 - Time of the Apes - about 5 years ago
4 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

Godo looks remarkably like Carl Sagan after he shaves.


7 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

"... ... ...Waffles. WE GOT MOVIE SIIIGN!" 47:04-47:16 Best. Buffer. Ever.


8 laughs

5 replies Comment icon
Report

So the "mainframe computer that more or less ran the world" is crackable with a six digit code? Is the President of the United States' password just "password" in this movie?!


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - about 5 years ago
10 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

Hey, Mike doesn't look half bad in jeans and a bald-cap.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 4 years ago
4 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 4 years ago
6 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

The child actor that plays Bobby is WAY too stupid to play the brainy, adult intelligence level-kid. At least Wil Wheaton was smart and a decent actor (the part was just written to make him the most annoying character ever made).


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 4 years ago
7 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report

Rocky? Bobby? Winky?! I know Buzz Aldrin is a bit of a silly name, but at least the first men on the moon didn't sound like Keebler Elves.


610 - The Violent Years - about 5 years ago
4 laughs

6 replies Comment icon
Report

I love this show, but this episode is seriously disturbing. They've always been kind of playfully sexist, but this really crosses the line. Two lovers in a car get held up. One of them gets dragged off into the woods, stripped, and gang raped at gunpoint. And Mike and the bots not only cheer it on but keep going back to how so many other people must be lining up, hoping it'll happen to them.


415 - The Beatniks - about 4 years ago
8 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

I just cannot understand why people fear the scrawny idiot who calls himself "Moon". He backs people down with his steely thin-ness again and again in this crappy film. Maybe he just has a foul odor?


Recent Riffs

207 - Wild Rebels - over 4 years ago
5 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Banjo, detune your g-string, baby.


8 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

This whole movie has an oily t-zone.


414 - Tormented - about 4 years ago
5 laughs

Report

"Mrs. Ellis, I wanna ask you something." How many fingers am I holding up?


415 - The Beatniks - about 4 years ago
3 laughs

Report

♪ "And we're sorry we popped that fat barkeep~!" ♪


5 laughs

Report

Boy, the Vikings really stink this year, huh? Every time they make it to the Bowl they choke.


5 laughs

Report

"Viking women, my boy. They're not like other women." They make great waffles!


3 laughs

Report

"Man the oars!" Or woman the oars as the case may be.


2 laughs

Report

Look, there's a sail at Penney's.


3 laughs

Report

Heeey, its the dogs from Teenage Caveman!


2 laughs

Report

Bring the pooper-scooper!


4 laughs

Report

"Unleash the dogs!" Both of them!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 4 years ago
5 laughs

Report

Big, tender, sloppy headlines, slathered with sauce! CHOMP. Juicy to a fault!