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Austin Strong - over 4 years ago

~BLESS THIS MESS~


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  2. Space Mutiny
    813
  3. Hobgoblins
    350
  4. Werewolf
    474
  5. Laserblast
    346
  6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  8. Time Chasers
    394
  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  11. Teenage Strangler
    281
  12. The Giant Gila Monster
    213
  13. Riding with Death
    346
  14. Tormented
    193
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    195
  16. The Brute Man
    187
  17. Time of the Apes
    239
  18. Mighty Jack
    151
  19. Manhunt in Space
    143
  20. Fugitive Alien
    289
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  22. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  23. Earth vs. the Spider
    171
  24. The Beatniks
    165
  25. Teenage Caveman
    130
  26. Robot Holocaust
    130
  27. The Slime People
    103
  28. The Human Duplicators
    178
  29. Project Moonbase
    97
  30. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216
  31. Gamera vs. Zigra
    146
  32. Gamera
    210
  33. The Hellcats
    92
  34. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  35. Stranded in Space
    113
  36. Gamera vs. Gaos
    125
  37. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    128
  38. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296

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414 - Tormented - almost 4 years ago

Those legs at 22:40 are a bit too manly and well-muscled to be Joel's. I'm guessing they made Mike dangle his sexy gams for the camera like some sordid audition in the 50s. Poor, poor Mike...


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 5 years ago

You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.


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306 - Time of the Apes - about 5 years ago

Godo looks remarkably like Carl Sagan after he shaves.


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"... ... ...Waffles. WE GOT MOVIE SIIIGN!" 47:04-47:16 Best. Buffer. Ever.


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So the "mainframe computer that more or less ran the world" is crackable with a six digit code? Is the President of the United States' password just "password" in this movie?!


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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - about 5 years ago

Hey, Mike doesn't look half bad in jeans and a bald-cap.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 4 years ago

So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?


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413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 4 years ago

The child actor that plays Bobby is WAY too stupid to play the brainy, adult intelligence level-kid. At least Wil Wheaton was smart and a decent actor (the part was just written to make him the most annoying character ever made).


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413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 4 years ago

Rocky? Bobby? Winky?! I know Buzz Aldrin is a bit of a silly name, but at least the first men on the moon didn't sound like Keebler Elves.


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610 - The Violent Years - almost 5 years ago

I love this show, but this episode is seriously disturbing. They've always been kind of playfully sexist, but this really crosses the line. Two lovers in a car get held up. One of them gets dragged off into the woods, stripped, and gang raped at gunpoint. And Mike and the bots not only cheer it on but keep going back to how so many other people must be lining up, hoping it'll happen to them.


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109 - Project Moonbase - about 5 years ago

According to wikipedia, this movie was unusual in depicting women in roles of authority equal to men. So that would explain the "follow my orders, little lady, or get a spanking" scene, then?


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415 - The Beatniks - almost 4 years ago

I just cannot understand why people fear the scrawny idiot who calls himself "Moon". He backs people down with his steely thin-ness again and again in this crappy film. Maybe he just has a foul odor?


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207 - Wild Rebels - about 4 years ago

Banjo, detune your g-string, baby.


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This whole movie has an oily t-zone.


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414 - Tormented - almost 4 years ago

"Mrs. Ellis, I wanna ask you something." How many fingers am I holding up?


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415 - The Beatniks - almost 4 years ago

♪ "And we're sorry we popped that fat barkeep~!" ♪


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Boy, the Vikings really stink this year, huh? Every time they make it to the Bowl they choke.


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"Viking women, my boy. They're not like other women." They make great waffles!


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"Man the oars!" Or woman the oars as the case may be.


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Look, there's a sail at Penney's.


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Heeey, its the dogs from Teenage Caveman!


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Bring the pooper-scooper!


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"Unleash the dogs!" Both of them!


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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 4 years ago

Big, tender, sloppy headlines, slathered with sauce! CHOMP. Juicy to a fault!