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Austin Strong - over 4 years ago
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~BLESS THIS MESS~


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    621
  2. Space Mutiny
    826
  3. Hobgoblins
    360
  4. Werewolf
    484
  5. Laserblast
    351
  6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    386
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    246
  8. Time Chasers
    402
  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    293
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    206
  11. Teenage Strangler
    287
  12. The Giant Gila Monster
    218
  13. Riding with Death
    352
  14. Tormented
    198
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    205
  16. The Brute Man
    190
  17. Time of the Apes
    247
  18. Mighty Jack
    155
  19. Manhunt in Space
    147
  20. Fugitive Alien
    298
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    230
  22. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    206
  23. Earth vs. the Spider
    178
  24. The Beatniks
    170
  25. Teenage Caveman
    134
  26. Robot Holocaust
    135
  27. The Slime People
    111
  28. The Human Duplicators
    185
  29. Project Moonbase
    105
  30. Gamera vs. Guiron
    224
  31. Gamera vs. Zigra
    152
  32. Gamera
    217
  33. The Hellcats
    101
  34. Gamera vs. Barugon
    151
  35. Stranded in Space
    119
  36. Gamera vs. Gaos
    132
  37. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    132
  38. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    305

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The more I watch this episode the more I realize the untapped potential of this film. If this was made with even half the technology, half the dedication and half the budget of The Matrix it would have been a pretty damn good sci-fi flick.


414 - Tormented - over 4 years ago
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Those legs at 22:40 are a bit too manly and well-muscled to be Joel's. I'm guessing they made Mike dangle his sexy gams for the camera like some sordid audition in the 50s. Poor, poor Mike...


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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According to wikipedia, this movie was unusual in depicting women in roles of authority equal to men. So that would explain the "follow my orders, little lady, or get a spanking" scene, then?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
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You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.


306 - Time of the Apes - over 5 years ago
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Godo looks remarkably like Carl Sagan after he shaves.


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"... ... ...Waffles. WE GOT MOVIE SIIIGN!" 47:04-47:16 Best. Buffer. Ever.


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So the "mainframe computer that more or less ran the world" is crackable with a six digit code? Is the President of the United States' password just "password" in this movie?!


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 5 years ago
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Hey, Mike doesn't look half bad in jeans and a bald-cap.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 4 years ago
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So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago
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The child actor that plays Bobby is WAY too stupid to play the brainy, adult intelligence level-kid. At least Wil Wheaton was smart and a decent actor (the part was just written to make him the most annoying character ever made).


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago
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Rocky? Bobby? Winky?! I know Buzz Aldrin is a bit of a silly name, but at least the first men on the moon didn't sound like Keebler Elves.


610 - The Violent Years - about 5 years ago
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I love this show, but this episode is seriously disturbing. They've always been kind of playfully sexist, but this really crosses the line. Two lovers in a car get held up. One of them gets dragged off into the woods, stripped, and gang raped at gunpoint. And Mike and the bots not only cheer it on but keep going back to how so many other people must be lining up, hoping it'll happen to them.


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207 - Wild Rebels - over 4 years ago
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Banjo, detune your g-string, baby.


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This whole movie has an oily t-zone.


414 - Tormented - over 4 years ago
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"Mrs. Ellis, I wanna ask you something." How many fingers am I holding up?


415 - The Beatniks - over 4 years ago
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♪ "And we're sorry we popped that fat barkeep~!" ♪


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Boy, the Vikings really stink this year, huh? Every time they make it to the Bowl they choke.


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"Viking women, my boy. They're not like other women." They make great waffles!


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"Man the oars!" Or woman the oars as the case may be.


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Look, there's a sail at Penney's.


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Heeey, its the dogs from Teenage Caveman!


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Bring the pooper-scooper!


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"Unleash the dogs!" Both of them!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 4 years ago
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Big, tender, sloppy headlines, slathered with sauce! CHOMP. Juicy to a fault!