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Austin Strong - about 5 years ago
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~BLESS THIS MESS~


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
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  2. Space Mutiny
    842
  3. Hobgoblins
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  4. Werewolf
    493
  5. Laserblast
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  6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
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  8. Time Chasers
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  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
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  11. Teenage Strangler
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  12. The Giant Gila Monster
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  13. Riding with Death
    359
  14. Tormented
    206
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
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  16. The Brute Man
    199
  17. Time of the Apes
    250
  18. Mighty Jack
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  19. Manhunt in Space
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  20. Fugitive Alien
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  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
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  22. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  23. Earth vs. the Spider
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  24. The Beatniks
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  25. Teenage Caveman
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  26. Robot Holocaust
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  27. The Slime People
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  28. The Human Duplicators
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  29. Project Moonbase
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  30. Gamera vs. Guiron
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  31. Gamera vs. Zigra
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  32. Gamera
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  33. The Hellcats
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  34. Gamera vs. Barugon
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  35. Stranded in Space
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  36. Gamera vs. Gaos
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  37. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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  38. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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The more I watch this episode the more I realize the untapped potential of this film. If this was made with even half the technology, half the dedication and half the budget of The Matrix it would have been a pretty damn good sci-fi flick.


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 6 years ago
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According to wikipedia, this movie was unusual in depicting women in roles of authority equal to men. So that would explain the "follow my orders, little lady, or get a spanking" scene, then?


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 5 years ago
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As a Texan, I wish the Texan guy would SHUT. UP.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 5 years ago
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What does it say about our culture that for many of us the most comfortable bed on which we'll ever lie will be our last one?


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They called the femmy prince guy Freddie Mercury. I think he looks more like Frodo Baggins.


414 - Tormented - over 4 years ago
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Those legs at 22:40 are a bit too manly and well-muscled to be Joel's. I'm guessing they made Mike dangle his sexy gams for the camera like some sordid audition in the 50s. Poor, poor Mike...


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 6 years ago
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You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.


306 - Time of the Apes - almost 6 years ago
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Godo looks remarkably like Carl Sagan after he shaves.


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"... ... ...Waffles. WE GOT MOVIE SIIIGN!" 47:04-47:16 Best. Buffer. Ever.


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So the "mainframe computer that more or less ran the world" is crackable with a six digit code? Is the President of the United States' password just "password" in this movie?!


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 6 years ago
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Hey, Mike doesn't look half bad in jeans and a bald-cap.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 5 years ago
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So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?


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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 5 years ago
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Banjo, detune your g-string, baby.


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This whole movie has an oily t-zone.


414 - Tormented - over 4 years ago
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"Mrs. Ellis, I wanna ask you something." How many fingers am I holding up?


415 - The Beatniks - over 4 years ago
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♪ "And we're sorry we popped that fat barkeep~!" ♪


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Boy, the Vikings really stink this year, huh? Every time they make it to the Bowl they choke.


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"Viking women, my boy. They're not like other women." They make great waffles!


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"Man the oars!" Or woman the oars as the case may be.


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Look, there's a sail at Penney's.


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Heeey, its the dogs from Teenage Caveman!


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Bring the pooper-scooper!


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"Unleash the dogs!" Both of them!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 5 years ago
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Big, tender, sloppy headlines, slathered with sauce! CHOMP. Juicy to a fault!