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Austin Strong - about 6 years ago
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~BLESS THIS MESS~


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  2. Space Mutiny
    874
  3. Hobgoblins
    379
  4. Werewolf
    518
  5. Laserblast
    383
  6. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  7. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  8. Time Chasers
    425
  9. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  10. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  11. Teenage Strangler
    306
  12. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  13. Riding with Death
    381
  14. Tormented
    218
  15. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  16. The Brute Man
    209
  17. Time of the Apes
    265
  18. Mighty Jack
    166
  19. Manhunt in Space
    161
  20. Fugitive Alien
    320
  21. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  22. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  23. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  24. The Beatniks
    181
  25. Teenage Caveman
    149
  26. Robot Holocaust
    148
  27. The Slime People
    122
  28. The Human Duplicators
    201
  29. Project Moonbase
    111
  30. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  31. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  32. Gamera
    234
  33. The Hellcats
    110
  34. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  35. Stranded in Space
    126
  36. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  37. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  38. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328

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109 - Project Moonbase - almost 7 years ago
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According to wikipedia, this movie was unusual in depicting women in roles of authority equal to men. So that would explain the "follow my orders, little lady, or get a spanking" scene, then?


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The more I watch this episode the more I realize the untapped potential of this film. If this was made with even half the technology, half the dedication and half the budget of The Matrix it would have been a pretty damn good sci-fi flick.


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 6 years ago
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As a Texan, I wish the Texan guy would SHUT. UP.


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 6 years ago
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What does it say about our culture that for many of us the most comfortable bed on which we'll ever lie will be our last one?


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They called the femmy prince guy Freddie Mercury. I think he looks more like Frodo Baggins.


414 - Tormented - over 5 years ago
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Those legs at 22:40 are a bit too manly and well-muscled to be Joel's. I'm guessing they made Mike dangle his sexy gams for the camera like some sordid audition in the 50s. Poor, poor Mike...


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 7 years ago
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You know, Crow's article in the lifestyle section is essentially twitter.


306 - Time of the Apes - almost 7 years ago
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Godo looks remarkably like Carl Sagan after he shaves.


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"... ... ...Waffles. WE GOT MOVIE SIIIGN!" 47:04-47:16 Best. Buffer. Ever.


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So the "mainframe computer that more or less ran the world" is crackable with a six digit code? Is the President of the United States' password just "password" in this movie?!


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - almost 7 years ago
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Hey, Mike doesn't look half bad in jeans and a bald-cap.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 6 years ago
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So Donald Pleasance's look in this film is the direct inspiration for Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, right?


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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 6 years ago
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Banjo, detune your g-string, baby.


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This whole movie has an oily t-zone.


414 - Tormented - over 5 years ago
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"Mrs. Ellis, I wanna ask you something." How many fingers am I holding up?


415 - The Beatniks - over 5 years ago
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♪ "And we're sorry we popped that fat barkeep~!" ♪


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Boy, the Vikings really stink this year, huh? Every time they make it to the Bowl they choke.


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"Viking women, my boy. They're not like other women." They make great waffles!


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"Man the oars!" Or woman the oars as the case may be.


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Look, there's a sail at Penney's.


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Heeey, its the dogs from Teenage Caveman!


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Bring the pooper-scooper!


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"Unleash the dogs!" Both of them!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - almost 6 years ago
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Big, tender, sloppy headlines, slathered with sauce! CHOMP. Juicy to a fault!