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Funky The Monkey
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Hawthorne Rollings - almost 2 years ago
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Hi it's me Hawth, I understand you're into comics and anima? Ever hear of a lady called Lynda Barry? She wrote "Ernie Pooks Comeek" she got a new release of her greatest comics called the greatest Marlys book. She draws like a kid BUT it's the dialog of the kids that's totally "kid's speak" I like to call it. It's uncanny how she remembers how kids would say things, at least in a working class neiborhood.


Creepy Girl - almost 2 years ago
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Hey, I didn't know if you knew or not (you probably do) but I discovered recently that the Club Scum announcer on Hobgoblins voices Cosmo and I thought you would find that interesting so Happy Halloween I guess.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Village of the Giants
    183
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    140
  3. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    258
  4. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    198
  5. Eegah
    364
  6. Robot Monster
    143
  7. Escape 2000
    239
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    638
  9. Untamed Youth
    126
  10. The Mole People
    185
  11. Devil Fish
    237

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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 2 years ago
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Sometimes I think Rowsdower is Ricky's real dad from Trailer Park Boys. Yes that's Ray, but Rowsdower is more believable. He even looks a bit like Ricky. XD


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 1 year ago
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The opening of the movie looks like Sling Blade just wondering around. This is before Sling Blade was a thing.

And no relation to Tim Burton. Not goth enough. Got the feel, but not the look.


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago
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Bees are only dangerous when close to their hives. That and having a major allergic reaction to bee venom. I see many bees in my garden with the sunflowers. Bees love the sunflowers. But I never had a sting when working around bees. They're usually more interested in the flowers than me.

And that's probably their problem. I don't see enough flowers on their property, Place looks barren. Bees look around and think, "Where are all the flowers? Did the humans killed the flowers? Those monsters! Death to humans!"


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 1 year ago
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Joel: "Everybody lies in this movie!"
Before Gregory House became a thing too.


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I heard about mini black holes in the Bermuda Triangle, But near a farm in Wisconsin? Why do these odd things normally happen in small towns in movies? An old question I know, but I live in small towns all my life. The most odd thing I seen in these places was...give me a minute...all I can think of is a dead possum in the engine of my niece's car. And it kept turning my garden into a salad too. Was going to hunt it down too. Her old car was a real piece of junk breaking down all the time, but it did something good there.


601 - Girls Town - over 1 year ago
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These nuns are great therapists, and I am being sarcastic.


907 - Hobgoblins - about 2 years ago
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Certain celebs like Leaf Garret now riff internet vids on Tru TV's The World's Dumbest. Sweet irony in a way. But I don't know if that show is still going.

Funny when a voice actor from Fairly Oddparents is here. Especially when Trixie Tang is my Avatar. Ever met Cosmo, Trixie?
"My life was too perfect to have Fairies."
You did seem lonely despite your popularity, Trixie.
"I had Veronica and the other popular kids."
But most of them were really not your....
"Don't start that again, marijuana breath."
Okay okay. Would you tell crow that women exist as...you're one.
"He'll just dismiss me as something like a Bigfoot sighting video, and I do guy things too....yeah."


802 - The Leech Woman - over 1 year ago
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And that's how some feel about me when I do my crazy Trixie routine. I know it was driving one guy nuts. XD
Trixie: "The guys at Team Four Star pretend to be characters from DBZ all the time, and people love their stuff."
Yeah but I'm a guy pretending to be a girl. That's probably why other than being out of the norm.
Trixie: "It's just disturbing like JJJEEEEEDDDD!"
Now you don't start that.
Trixie: "Stop pretending to be me. Veronica Star already does that insanity."
Never!


906 - The Space Children - over 2 years ago
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Servo sleeps with a nuclear bomb under his bed? Don't watch this one often enough. I think Servo has some real badass mad points for that. Like forming a town around an active nuclear warhead and calling it Magaton in Fallout 3. But so what. I sleep on one all the time. No big deal. XD


Fun Quote Saturday! (F.Q.S.)
Forum - about 1 year ago
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This was the quote for the Celebrity Cipher in the paper today:
"I've done...mediocre movies...you do what you gotta do...I'm just trying to put my kids through school." -Ron Perlman
No sh*t, Hellboy! (said the unemployed guy living with his parents)
I liked Alien: Resurrection tho...


Recent Riffs

907 - Hobgoblins - about 2 years ago
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Don King!


907 - Hobgoblins - about 2 years ago
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That's weird. "I'm not having sex right now."