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Hawthorne Rollings - almost 3 years ago
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Hi it's me Hawth, I understand you're into comics and anima? Ever hear of a lady called Lynda Barry? She wrote "Ernie Pooks Comeek" she got a new release of her greatest comics called the greatest Marlys book. She draws like a kid BUT it's the dialog of the kids that's totally "kid's speak" I like to call it. It's uncanny how she remembers how kids would say things, at least in a working class neiborhood.


Creepy Girl - over 2 years ago
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Hey, I didn't know if you knew or not (you probably do) but I discovered recently that the Club Scum announcer on Hobgoblins voices Cosmo and I thought you would find that interesting so Happy Halloween I guess.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Village of the Giants
    191
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  3. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  4. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  5. Eegah
    380
  6. Robot Monster
    152
  7. Escape 2000
    249
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  9. Untamed Youth
    132
  10. The Mole People
    198
  11. Devil Fish
    251

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A Real S&%t Job story
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If they think having alittle poop on the leg is gross, here's a short nauseating tale I was told by my old geography teacher who does work for the Peace Core from time to time.

One time when he was in a part of a foreign country that lacks toilets and all outhouse, his wife dropped something by accident in an outhouse. They were at a hotel and complained to the manager that they dropped an item in the outhouse. The manager simply called in this guy. More like a boy in his early teens to preteen with nothing but boxers on. He had a flashlight with him. And the manager told this boy to look inside the outhouse for the missing thing. This kid was hired for this stuff. So the boy goes to the outhouse and opens it up. The hole for all the human waste must be feet deep and was feet long. He wasn't joking when he said the boy actually just jumped into that *&^% like he was going to take a bath or no big deal. With the flashlight just dug around in literal s&%t to find the thing. The boy does find the thing eventually and hands it to them before jumping out smelling like daises. They do hose the kid down too, but that's all they do. That was this kid's job to work around outhouses like that. Well that's what he told not just me but the class too. Well if they knew this would happen, they would just leave the thing in the outhouse. They didn't know this would happen. XD

Now that...is a real s&%t job.


Old Shows Starring Animals
510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 2 years ago
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I used to watch the old Lassie shows when they were on the air regularly. Also Flipper. There were plenty of show back then where something other than human and real is the star of the show. But that hardly exist anymore. There's CG animals but rarely real flesh and blood animals. Part of it is budget I guess. It costs to upkeep a live animal like any person. And the other those hypocrites in PETA. They'll say animals like Lassie are being exploited and abused. pfff. Yeah and the people working on the Big Bang Theory or this are treated poorly, hate their jobs, and want to not just quit but start a violent armed rebellion. Those PETA people are such drama queens and gaslighting manipulative cultists, but whatever.

Be funny if they bring back a show like Lassie but for today's culture. Like a boy is in trouble in the woods, and his smartphone somehow breaks and lost all of his other devices and has nothing else but a steadfast dog to save him, But I'll shut up. There's enough reboots and remakes. Not talking about rebooting Lassie, but make something new but similar to Lassie.


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 2 years ago
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Bees are only dangerous when close to their hives. That and having a major allergic reaction to bee venom. I see many bees in my garden with the sunflowers. Bees love the sunflowers. But I never had a sting when working around bees. They're usually more interested in the flowers than me.

And that's probably their problem. I don't see enough flowers on their property, Place looks barren. Bees look around and think, "Where are all the flowers? Did the humans killed the flowers? Those monsters! Death to humans!"


1001 - Soultaker - about 3 years ago
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I wanna play catch with my soul next.

1.50 for beer? The bars in my area charge 3 or more bucks on happy hours. I quit drinking long ago, but I'd go to this just for the soda cheap beer. Might taste like pee, but I drank worse. XD

And oh yeah. Hay Rowsdower! Buck fifty beer here! Come on buddy!


James Nguyen's REPLICA
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Thinking of buying the download for Rifftrax-REPLICA...any of you guys already watched it?...Sounds really good from the reviews.


907 - Hobgoblins - about 3 years ago
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Certain celebs like Leaf Garret now riff internet vids on Tru TV's The World's Dumbest. Sweet irony in a way. But I don't know if that show is still going.

Funny when a voice actor from Fairly Oddparents is here. Especially when Trixie Tang is my Avatar. Ever met Cosmo, Trixie?
"My life was too perfect to have Fairies."
You did seem lonely despite your popularity, Trixie.
"I had Veronica and the other popular kids."
But most of them were really not your....
"Don't start that again, marijuana breath."
Okay okay. Would you tell crow that women exist as...you're one.
"He'll just dismiss me as something like a Bigfoot sighting video, and I do guy things too....yeah."


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 3 years ago
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Sometimes I think Rowsdower is Ricky's real dad from Trailer Park Boys. Yes that's Ray, but Rowsdower is more believable. He even looks a bit like Ricky. XD


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 2 years ago
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The opening of the movie looks like Sling Blade just wondering around. This is before Sling Blade was a thing.

And no relation to Tim Burton. Not goth enough. Got the feel, but not the look.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 2 years ago
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Joel: "Everybody lies in this movie!"
Before Gregory House became a thing too.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 2 years ago
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I heard about mini black holes in the Bermuda Triangle, But near a farm in Wisconsin? Why do these odd things normally happen in small towns in movies? An old question I know, but I live in small towns all my life. The most odd thing I seen in these places was...give me a minute...all I can think of is a dead possum in the engine of my niece's car. And it kept turning my garden into a salad too. Was going to hunt it down too. Her old car was a real piece of junk breaking down all the time, but it did something good there.


601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago
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These nuns are great therapists, and I am being sarcastic.


802 - The Leech Woman - over 2 years ago
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And that's how some feel about me when I do my crazy Trixie routine. I know it was driving one guy nuts. XD
Trixie: "The guys at Team Four Star pretend to be characters from DBZ all the time, and people love their stuff."
Yeah but I'm a guy pretending to be a girl. That's probably why other than being out of the norm.
Trixie: "It's just disturbing like JJJEEEEEDDDD!"
Now you don't start that.
Trixie: "Stop pretending to be me. Veronica Star already does that insanity."
Never!


Recent Riffs

907 - Hobgoblins - about 3 years ago
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Don King!


907 - Hobgoblins - about 3 years ago
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That's weird. "I'm not having sex right now."