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Funky - 4 months ago

Well Trump wins and really made Trixie upset. I mean wow. Glad you didn't see her like that. She was okay with Hillary or this other guy Joe Exotic, but she hated Trump. Which is weird being a cartoon character and having nothing to do with this world. So she's gone. Oh well I'll be alone for a bit.

Wonder what Cosmo is doing right now?


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Creepy Girl - 4 months ago

Hey, I didn't know if you knew or not (you probably do) but I discovered recently that the Club Scum announcer on Hobgoblins voices Cosmo and I thought you would find that interesting so Happy Halloween I guess.


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Hawthorne Rollings - 5 months ago

Hi it's me Hawth, I understand you're into comics and anima? Ever hear of a lady called Lynda Barry? She wrote "Ernie Pooks Comeek" she got a new release of her greatest comics called the greatest Marlys book. She draws like a kid BUT it's the dialog of the kids that's totally "kid's speak" I like to call it. It's uncanny how she remembers how kids would say things, at least in a working class neiborhood.


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Funky - 5 months ago

Trixie and I may take a week or more break from here. Need to get some writing projects done, and Trixie has much catching up to do on what she does.
Trixie: "Working on my pool table game. Have problems with split shots. I'm better than Funky at least. The guy scratches more than a chickenpox outbreak and chalks his stick like a early teen watching Showtime's late night adult shows."
I do have my embarrassing moments when I used to hang out at bars.
Trixie: "Most are too drunk to care about how bad you play pool anyway. But he is good at card games. Seriously, poker decks love him."


Favorite Episodes

  1. Village of the Giants
    164
  2. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  3. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  4. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  5. Eegah
    333
  6. Robot Monster
    130
  7. Escape 2000
    208
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  9. Untamed Youth
    109

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Best worst performance
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Forum - 1 day ago

MST3K films are not known for their excellent acting, but I've long been fascinated by the TRULY MEMORABLY BAD performances. So what's your favorite?

Just a note, I don't mean merely incompetent. I mean what results when a not-completely-untalented person commits to a bad performance with gusto. The best example I can think of is the bald evil wizard from Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell. He's not totally bad (I legit like some things, like the way he underplays his first meeting with the hero), but most of his choices are just bizarre and fascinating.


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Forum - 2 days ago

I had Jell-o today.


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I heard about mini black holes in the Bermuda Triangle, But near a farm in Wisconsin? Why do these odd things normally happen in small towns in movies? An old question I know, but I live in small towns all my life. The most odd thing I seen in these places was...give me a minute...all I can think of is a dead possum in the engine of my niece's car. And it kept turning my garden into a salad too. Was going to hunt it down too. Her old car was a real piece of junk breaking down all the time, but it did something good there.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - 4 days ago

Bees are only dangerous when close to their hives. That and having a major allergic reaction to bee venom. I see many bees in my garden with the sunflowers. Bees love the sunflowers. But I never had a sting when working around bees. They're usually more interested in the flowers than me.

And that's probably their problem. I don't see enough flowers on their property, Place looks barren. Bees look around and think, "Where are all the flowers? Did the humans killed the flowers? Those monsters! Death to humans!"


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821 - Time Chasers - 4 days ago

Interesting napping spot for that guy. Under a plane's wheels and propeller. Might as well take a nap in front of a car and hope nobody uses it.


Rumor has it....
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Forum - 5 days ago

Please place all your rumors about the new show here. [Legal note: not all rumors have basis in fact, reason or feasibility]

Crow will return and be filmed entirely naked. [What you got?]


Good Friday, Indeed
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Forum - 5 days ago

New season drops April 14 on Netflix. First!

http://nerdist.com/mystery-science-theater-3000-season-11-release-date/

(Sorry for having to send you a Nerdist link, but it's the best I could find)


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Hay it's Lumpy in his teen years! Lumpy from the Star Wars Holiday Special.


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808 - The She-Creature - 6 days ago

That's the last time Bobo tries to fix a tire above a planet. One hell of a drop.


James Nguyen's REPLICA
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Forum - 14 days ago

Thinking of buying the download for Rifftrax-REPLICA...any of you guys already watched it?...Sounds really good from the reviews.


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808 - The She-Creature - 6 days ago

Other good teachers for not acting would be John Agar, Keanu, Adam Sandler, and that girl from Twilight. All know a thing or two about looking like an oil painting than actors.


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808 - The She-Creature - 6 days ago

And Mike smokes another planet. Puts the Galactic Empire and DBZ villains from the first two seasons to shame. Mike is so bad, he just looks and talks to a planet and it blows up. Beware the terror of the galaxy that is...Mike Nelson.


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907 - Hobgoblins - 9 months ago

Don King!


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907 - Hobgoblins - 9 months ago

That's weird. "I'm not having sex right now."