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Amethystia "Coco" Forrester
In Fly Creek, Georgia (just kidding, obviously)
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Time Chasers
    449
  2. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  3. The Screaming Skull
    285
  4. Hobgoblins
    404
  5. Soultaker
    385
  6. Squirm
    241
  7. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  8. Track of the Moon Beast
    290
  9. The Deadly Bees
    225
  10. Horror of Party Beach
    322
  11. Riding with Death
    405
  12. Werewolf
    550
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    334
  14. Night of the Blood Beast
    323
  15. Pod People
    575
  16. Zombie Nightmare
    309
  17. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  18. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    211
  19. Earth vs. the Spider
    206
  20. Beginning of the End
    279
  21. Quest of the Delta Knights
    267
  22. The Atomic Brain
    172
  23. The Projected Man
    207
  24. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  25. The Creeping Terror
    253
  26. Bloodlust
    191
  27. Jack Frost
    341
  28. Puma Man
    535
  29. Teenage Strangler
    323
  30. Angels' Revenge
    213
  31. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    268
  32. The Touch of Satan
    353
  33. The Incredible Melting Man
    282
  34. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    435
  35. Being from Another Planet
    196
  36. San Francisco International
    272
  37. The Brute Man
    221
  38. The Giant Spider Invasion
    358
  39. Space Mutiny
    923

Recent Comments with recent replies

904 - Werewolf - about 6 years ago
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I hate to be a typical guy here but man ... the pantless realtor chick is haaawwwwtttt.


816 - Prince of Space - over 6 years ago
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I have a friend who dressed up as Prince of Space for Halloween one year. It was awesome


MSK2??? Lost in Space
101 - The Crawling Eye - 5 months ago
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What the heck? What happened to Mystery Science Theater 2000? I'm in another timeline! Rod Sterling, help me!!! I haven't watched this in years but after scanning several episodes, I can't find any with the VW Van flying through space. Is it in the other timeline too?


New MST - not great.
Forum - over 2 years ago
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The new mst3k just doesn't compare to the good ol' days IMO. There's no pacing, the "riffs" are more like paragraph-long diatribes, way too often with some bs social media reference or anti-conspiracy politics thrown in. Yeah, we get it, you guys are mainstream, when are you gonna make me laugh. Stay on topic to the current stupidity of whatever crap movie is showing and get on and off it during the silent parts. Basic logic. And oh yeah, could they get someone without a high pitched whiny voice to play a robot?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 6 years ago
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Pretty sure that the statue wouldn't carbon date from the future because it's based on half-life... so if it was made new in its time and then sent to the scientists in the movie... it should show as new, not *dramatic announcer voice* FROM THE FUTURE. Things never have _more_ carbon than when it's new. And I know, I know "repeat to yourself it's just a show" but it's not the show, it's the movie. I'm just saying. It's the fundamental problem with the plot.


Satisfying Deaths
Forum - about 2 years ago
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Have you ever cheered when someone in MST3k died? Yes? You monster! :O

Er, I mean, I'm looking to make a video compilation of satisfying deaths in MST3k. Little Monkey Boy and AI motorcycle will be in it, because something tells me those two are at the top of at least some people's list...for some reason. :D So, got any suggestions?

Disclaimer: I don't have any of season 11, so I can't grab any deaths from there. Sorry. ^_^;


Night of the Lepus...for reals!
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Even bigger than a killer shrew ;p


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 6 years ago
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Did they just round up ever person who has a horrible voice for their movie?


Recent Riffs

801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 6 years ago
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I believe I look good in a thong.


303 - Pod People - about 6 years ago
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Flannel? Did she say Flannel?!


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 6 years ago
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I had a generally positive impression of white people before this movie.


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you stupid bastard! i could stab you in the eyes right now!


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 6 years ago
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I don't mean to be picky but their ellipses are unevenly spaced...


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 6 years ago
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Flippy! The budget porpoise!


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 6 years ago
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God, I'm handsome.


801 - Revenge of the Creature - over 6 years ago
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Well nice spice rack anyway.


706 - Laserblast - over 6 years ago
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Until I stop killing men with my hip bones.


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Look, I'm gonna be your love interest whether you like it or not!


702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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Ah! Midgets!


702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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Hands up to 10 and 2 into the creeping position