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Teridactyl - almost 4 years ago
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"We were playing Dog and Bear, you know. And Servo was chasing me. And I ran panicked over logs and through streams, maddened with primal terror, you know. And I turned and raked my deadly claws against his howling snout, you know. And I rose to my hind feet, towering, and still bellowing he came. And I mewled and spewed gore from my wound and snot from my flaring, wild maw, and, and, and then, we were locked like lovers. And then, I was engirdled by moiled, spotted hound bodies and my entrails were hanging out. And I tried a savage, feral roar, but alas, my force was spent and I died! ...and then, Servo took it too far."

- Crow T. Robot, Price of Space

(Thanks to Teri Gee for this lovely little transcript!)


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    874
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  3. Hamlet
    176
  4. Werewolf
    518
  5. San Francisco International
    255
  6. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  7. Puma Man
    502
  8. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  9. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  10. Pod People
    550
  11. The Screaming Skull
    264
  12. Soultaker
    364
  13. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  14. City Limits
    168
  15. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    224
  16. The Day the Earth Froze
    269
  17. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  18. Warrior of the Lost World
    319
  19. Gunslinger
    160
  20. Mitchell
    565
  21. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  22. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  24. Village of the Giants
    191
  25. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  26. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  27. High School Big Shot
    184
  28. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  29. Jack Frost
    324
  30. Prince of Space
    451
  31. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    411
  32. The Deadly Bees
    212
  33. Gamera
    234
  34. Devil Fish
    249

Recent Comments with recent replies

505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 5 years ago
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It's not Sinbad the Sailor It's Sadko the Musician. Look it up.


210 - King Dinosaur - almost 5 years ago
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Seriously, the "Joey the Lemur" bit is about the most annoying bit in the entire series.


1004 - Future War - over 5 years ago
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Robert Z'Dar has a face like a ___________.
A.) a catcher's mitt
B.) a collapsed soufflé
C.) a jack-o-lantern on November 8th
D.) that face-thing on Mars
E.) other (fill in the blank)


523 - Village of the Giants - over 4 years ago
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Not gonna lie, I would love to be at a giant duck roast. Duck is fucking delicious.


505 - The Magic Voyage of Sinbad - almost 3 years ago
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OMG, I've seen this episode at least a dozen times, and I JUST noticed that Frank and Dr. F switch their chinderwear!


403 - City Limits - over 4 years ago
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What is this evil corporation do anyway? There seems to be no commerce in this movie except for everyone's comic book obsession. Nobody seems to have any money. Where do they get their fuel? Argh, this movie is stupid!


618 - High School Big Shot - almost 7 years ago
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When she sticks her tongue out and servo cracks "no thanks, i use toilet paper"... wow. if only i had that baby in grade two. hmmm... how do i bait someone into sticking their tongue out?


618 - High School Big Shot - almost 7 years ago
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My mistake, that wasn't Harry Mudd. That was Tribble-pusher Cyrano Jones as the safecracker. You Trekkies out there know who I mean.


618 - High School Big Shot - over 5 years ago
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... I'm afraid my husband might be headed for trouble. Keith is a good, kind, decent man, but I think the desert has started to melt his brain cells. Let me explain. He works in the chemical lab of a power plant. Recently the company hired an assistant by the name of Frank. Well, in the course of training Keith has told him to “Push the button, Frank.” He then laughs hysterically for no obvious reason.


618 - High School Big Shot - about 5 years ago
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I feel like this is the only episode where the Mads don't mention the short... or am I wrong?


618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago
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So who DOESN'T want a mini T. Rex stuffed down his shorts?


618 - High School Big Shot - over 4 years ago
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as per the drill in the forehead after the commercial break to "relieve the pressure" .. that's a -real thing!- called "trepanning" that people used to do and sometimes still do. i got this crazy documentary on dvd several years back called "a hole in the head" after talking about it with this lady on another forum. interviews with people who've done it, talking to this real calm happy character with a funky dimple scar between his eyes on his forehead. references to it in film include the end scene of Pi. just for reference. world's a weird and wonderful place......


Recent Riffs

910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 4 years ago
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Jessie "The Body" Ventura dubbed his voice.


1009 - Hamlet - over 3 years ago
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Could'st thou walk slower, jeeeze?!


1009 - Hamlet - over 3 years ago
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"My Prince?"
...didn't come out that well.


1009 - Hamlet - over 3 years ago
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"My Prince...."
...are back from Photomat.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 4 years ago
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They bagged their own heads and saved!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 4 years ago
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Well, Swing Choir isn't gonna rehearse itself!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 4 years ago
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P.S. There's weight-gain powder in the fridge.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 4 years ago
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I'm too busy drinking to call.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 4 years ago
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Do I look like Lee Marvin?


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 4 years ago
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Hot house dress action.


904 - Werewolf - almost 4 years ago
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I have a feeling that every bit of her intelligence is being used to climb these stairs.


904 - Werewolf - almost 4 years ago
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Oh, my weretummy!