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...to live a life of quiet desperation, like other folks... (DSTMO)
In Hell's Kitchen, New York

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Jaguar Wong Abides - 15 days ago

I guess this comment would be better served on your Wall...Anyone ever tell you your name reminds them of a Pink Floyd song? ;o)'


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UD - 4 months ago

Thanks for the RT heads-up!


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Jaguar Wong Abides - 10 months ago

Hey Daiq, just a heads up that Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong . Name changes are good, right? ;)'


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago

HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...How are you?!?


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Such as Seals - about 1 year ago

HEL-lo, good LOOKIN!


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - almost 2 years ago

Holy crap. Another name change.

Well, whatever you call yourself these days, you had better pick your posting pace back up or there'll be hell to pay.
Don't believe me Mr. Manynames? Smirk you might very well might. But I happen to know that should the day come when I have more posts than you do on these boards, well, the fucking world will end. Yeah. That's right mister.
Or not. I mean, I'll have to recalibrate my prognostications should that day come and the world doesn't end. That's standard practice in the Apocalypse Forecasting racket, y'know. It doesn't mean that I was wrong initially. Just means I wasn't 100% right. You can be 99% right but that last 1% will keep the world from ending. Ya just gotta recalibrate. Just tweak it a little...
Perhaps instead I will be compelled to kill my account and start over from scratch.
Or not. But something will occur. Oh yes. Something. Mark my words. Mark 'em. Maybe it will be marked simply by a cat meowing. But it'll be something. Something, Charles Van Terry Nelson Plum, Reconstructive Fish John Salesman Racer. Mark my something. Word.

"Ways."


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Re your name - yes or no?

I take it one of each in your food game, hence the argument! I literally just got done watching that ep (G v Z)


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Happy Giving Thanks 4 so MUCH 2 b THANKFUL 4 DAY:

FOUND IT

STreaming info MST3K

Open a blank file in your favorite text editor (Notepad works). Then copy and paste the following into it:

[playlist]
numberofentries=1
File1=http://99.198.118.250:8010
Title1=(#1 - 82/150) Mystery Science Theater 3000
Length1=-1
Version=2

Make sure it appears just like that, six lines with the breaks in the right place. Save the file as "MST3K.pls". Then, open the file in any media player that supports .pls files (VLC media player works). Enjoy 24/7 365 days a year streaming MST3K.


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Oh hello. Welcome to my page. Here's just a small sample of the fun we have here. Uploaded with Imgupr


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Robert Williams - over 2 years ago

Terry the sensitive knight ? wasnt he on the "young ones "


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Change of name!?!?!? ...but it's Daiquiris SEASON!!!!


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 3 years ago

Thanks! I'm gearing up for tomorrow with a few 2nd choices that i wanted to try out...


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 3 years ago

Peace :) and have a beautiful day...I plan on having one...it's going to be 68 and sunny here! p.s.- here's hoping the next time we talk it's something we both like or agree on...


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

I can't back this with science, but I'm pretty sure the best way to deal with trolls is to deprive them of the attention they crave, not provide it.


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

I sent your pumpkin joke to my friend, and her response was, "Omg that joke makes no sense, I love it". Now you know why she is my friend.


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For continuity, here's a history of my club-mst3k handles:
John H
Control Plum
Uncle Reconstructive Urologist
Cattle Racer
Charles Van Dorken
Daiquiri-Swilling Tractor Manufacturer, Ok?


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Nice "Screen Name" ;O) "Ok"....LOL! But also 2 answer your Q... (I was stumped too) someone, like me 4 example, can come along & send u a note


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What does this do.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    141
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    244
  3. The Leech Woman
    195
  4. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    235
  5. Riding with Death
    338
  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  7. The Amazing Colossal Man
    173
  8. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    160
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  10. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  11. The Phantom Planet
    186
  12. I Accuse My Parents
    353
  13. Werewolf
    463
  14. Puma Man
    446
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    302
  16. The Screaming Skull
    233
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    283
  18. Laserblast
    342
  19. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    368
  20. The Deadly Bees
    177
  21. Danger! Death Ray
    404
  22. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    236
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  24. The Deadly Mantis
    172
  25. Horror of Party Beach
    274
  26. Revenge of the Creature
    185
  27. The Skydivers
    228
  28. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    151
  29. The Creeping Terror
    219
  30. The Starfighters
    202
  31. The Sinister Urge
    187
  32. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  33. The Projected Man
    174
  34. Night of the Blood Beast
    267
  35. Jack Frost
    280
  36. Quest of the Delta Knights
    227
  37. Beginning of the End
    232
  38. The Undead
    207
  39. Red Zone Cuba
    196
  40. War of the Colossal Beast
    192
  41. Devil Doll
    209
  42. Terror from the Year 5000
    209
  43. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    182
  44. The Magic Sword
    174
  45. The Brute Man
    180
  46. The Giant Gila Monster
    206
  47. Phase IV
    47
  48. The Mole People
    162

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Best vehicles in an experiment!
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Forum - about 3 years ago

Mike Flugennock's praise of the car of the hero and Danger! Deathray inspired me to pose a question to everyone. What's the best or your favorite vehicle in a MST3k experiment? I'm going to go with the Starfighter; It's wings are... really... sharp? And those midair refuelings are hot, hot, HOT!


The Great Space Circus Show
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Forum - 1 day ago

Best cameo on the new season?
For me, it's gotta be Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker, the quintessential voice of Batman's classic foe the Joker, and.... MSTie? The man gets better with age!


Alright.........
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Forum - 1 day ago

Cry Wilderness is pretty funny.


Stop With The Political Talking Points.
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Forum - 5 days ago

The reboot will NOT last 2 full seasons. IMHO, many Mstie's will say they love the reboot no matter how bad they want to tell themselves it's not. I feel like a child who waited all year for Christmas only to be told that Santa died in November & won't be getting any presents this year. Also the numerous political injections are tiresome....Hey Joel: We get it, you're a liberal! Ever think that half your audience isn't liberal? I never understood why celebrities want to interject their political views upon their audiences when they should know that half said audience might not like it and you end up alienating them.


Dr forester
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Forum - 3 days ago

I really miss the antics of Dr Forrester and tv's Frank. Wonder why his character was dropped from the show. Love the show but the new mads are boring


Whoa, Reptilacherryberrysaurus, man!
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Forum - 3 days ago

I was watching Reptilicus on 4/20, and that was the name of the strain I was smoking! Well... prolz...
What was your favorite riff from Reptilicus, sober or otherwise?


Recent Riffs

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610 - The Violent Years - almost 4 years ago

All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.


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602 - Invasion USA - about 1 year ago

Communism. They tried that on me last week, and I told them where to get off.
Where was that?
My plant. "In Moscow."


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602 - Invasion USA - about 1 year ago

I'm a cattle racer. Races... cattle. Ok.


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602 - Invasion USA - about 1 year ago

So, are you gonna finish those windows, or...?


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706 - Laserblast - almost 5 years ago

[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.


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816 - Prince of Space - over 1 year ago

Scalpel.


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602 - Invasion USA - about 4 years ago

TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 2 years ago

And now the brilliant fish-buying sequence will continue.


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811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 2 years ago

I'll leave you a lump of dough with hair on it to remind you of me.


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422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 2 years ago

"Ahh, there she is..." Miss America


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602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago

"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message: Do not despair." ...uh--to those of you not flash-fried.


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602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago

"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message..." ...you're on your own.