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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 2 years ago
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I guess this comment would be better served on your Wall...Anyone ever tell you your name reminds them of a Pink Floyd song? ;o)'


Jaguar Wong Abides - almost 3 years ago
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Hey Daiq, just a heads up that Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong . Name changes are good, right? ;)'


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 3 years ago
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HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...How are you?!?


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - almost 4 years ago
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Holy crap. Another name change.

Well, whatever you call yourself these days, you had better pick your posting pace back up or there'll be hell to pay.
Don't believe me Mr. Manynames? Smirk you might very well might. But I happen to know that should the day come when I have more posts than you do on these boards, well, the fucking world will end. Yeah. That's right mister.
Or not. I mean, I'll have to recalibrate my prognostications should that day come and the world doesn't end. That's standard practice in the Apocalypse Forecasting racket, y'know. It doesn't mean that I was wrong initially. Just means I wasn't 100% right. You can be 99% right but that last 1% will keep the world from ending. Ya just gotta recalibrate. Just tweak it a little...
Perhaps instead I will be compelled to kill my account and start over from scratch.
Or not. But something will occur. Oh yes. Something. Mark my words. Mark 'em. Maybe it will be marked simply by a cat meowing. But it'll be something. Something, Charles Van Terry Nelson Plum, Reconstructive Fish John Salesman Racer. Mark my something. Word.

"Ways."


Peyton Crystal Seagal - about 3 years ago
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HEL-lo, good LOOKIN!


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Re your name - yes or no?

I take it one of each in your food game, hence the argument! I literally just got done watching that ep (G v Z)


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Happy Giving Thanks 4 so MUCH 2 b THANKFUL 4 DAY:

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STreaming info MST3K

Open a blank file in your favorite text editor (Notepad works). Then copy and paste the following into it:

[playlist]
numberofentries=1
File1=http://99.198.118.250:8010
Title1=(#1 - 82/150) Mystery Science Theater 3000
Length1=-1
Version=2

Make sure it appears just like that, six lines with the breaks in the right place. Save the file as "MST3K.pls". Then, open the file in any media player that supports .pls files (VLC media player works). Enjoy 24/7 365 days a year streaming MST3K.


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Robert Williams - over 4 years ago
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Terry the sensitive knight ? wasnt he on the "young ones "


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Change of name!?!?!? ...but it's Daiquiris SEASON!!!!


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 5 years ago
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Thanks! I'm gearing up for tomorrow with a few 2nd choices that i wanted to try out...


Jaguar Wong Abides - about 5 years ago
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Peace :) and have a beautiful day...I plan on having one...it's going to be 68 and sunny here! p.s.- here's hoping the next time we talk it's something we both like or agree on...


Gal Dagon - over 5 years ago
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I can't back this with science, but I'm pretty sure the best way to deal with trolls is to deprive them of the attention they crave, not provide it.


Classicats - over 5 years ago
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I sent your pumpkin joke to my friend, and her response was, "Omg that joke makes no sense, I love it". Now you know why she is my friend.


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For continuity, here's a history of my club-mst3k handles:
John H
Control Plum
Uncle Reconstructive Urologist
Cattle Racer
Charles Van Dorken
Daiquiri-Swilling Tractor Manufacturer, Ok?


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Nice "Screen Name" ;O) "Ok"....LOL! But also 2 answer your Q... (I was stumped too) someone, like me 4 example, can come along & send u a note


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What does this do.


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How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Forum - about 1 month ago
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Taking seasons 7 and 12 out of the equation. which season has highest percentage of classic episodes in your opinion (not valid in a court of law)?


DEBBIE!!!!!
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Like Joel better?
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Is there anyone who likes Joel better than Mike? Most people seem to prefer Mike.


Riff of the day
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"I am become death, destroyer of portable radios." -Mike, experiment 814, Riding with Death


814 - Riding with Death - over 1 year ago
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If I had to choose one MST3k episode to watch for the rest of my life, it would be this one.


814 - Riding with Death - 4 months ago
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"OPTICAL ILLUSIONNNNN-UH!"


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610 - The Violent Years - almost 6 years ago
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All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.


602 - Invasion USA - about 3 years ago
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Communism. They tried that on me last week, and I told them where to get off.
Where was that?
My plant. "In Moscow."


602 - Invasion USA - about 3 years ago
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I'm a cattle racer. Races... cattle. Ok.


602 - Invasion USA - about 3 years ago
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So, are you gonna finish those windows, or...?


706 - Laserblast - almost 7 years ago
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[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.


816 - Prince of Space - almost 4 years ago
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Scalpel.


602 - Invasion USA - about 6 years ago
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TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 4 years ago
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And now the brilliant fish-buying sequence will continue.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 4 years ago
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I'll leave you a lump of dough with hair on it to remind you of me.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 4 years ago
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"Ahh, there she is..." Miss America


602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message: Do not despair." ...uh--to those of you not flash-fried.


602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message..." ...you're on your own.