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Jaguar Wong Abides - 6 months ago
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I guess this comment would be better served on your Wall...Anyone ever tell you your name reminds them of a Pink Floyd song? ;o)'


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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Hey Daiq, just a heads up that Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong . Name changes are good, right? ;)'


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...How are you?!?


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 2 years ago
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Holy crap. Another name change.

Well, whatever you call yourself these days, you had better pick your posting pace back up or there'll be hell to pay.
Don't believe me Mr. Manynames? Smirk you might very well might. But I happen to know that should the day come when I have more posts than you do on these boards, well, the fucking world will end. Yeah. That's right mister.
Or not. I mean, I'll have to recalibrate my prognostications should that day come and the world doesn't end. That's standard practice in the Apocalypse Forecasting racket, y'know. It doesn't mean that I was wrong initially. Just means I wasn't 100% right. You can be 99% right but that last 1% will keep the world from ending. Ya just gotta recalibrate. Just tweak it a little...
Perhaps instead I will be compelled to kill my account and start over from scratch.
Or not. But something will occur. Oh yes. Something. Mark my words. Mark 'em. Maybe it will be marked simply by a cat meowing. But it'll be something. Something, Charles Van Terry Nelson Plum, Reconstructive Fish John Salesman Racer. Mark my something. Word.

"Ways."


A Lush Cocktail Rescue - over 1 year ago
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HEL-lo, good LOOKIN!


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Re your name - yes or no?

I take it one of each in your food game, hence the argument! I literally just got done watching that ep (G v Z)


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Happy Giving Thanks 4 so MUCH 2 b THANKFUL 4 DAY:

FOUND IT

STreaming info MST3K

Open a blank file in your favorite text editor (Notepad works). Then copy and paste the following into it:

[playlist]
numberofentries=1
File1=http://99.198.118.250:8010
Title1=(#1 - 82/150) Mystery Science Theater 3000
Length1=-1
Version=2

Make sure it appears just like that, six lines with the breaks in the right place. Save the file as "MST3K.pls". Then, open the file in any media player that supports .pls files (VLC media player works). Enjoy 24/7 365 days a year streaming MST3K.


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Oh hello. Welcome to my page. Here's just a small sample of the fun we have here. Uploaded with Imgupr


Robert Williams - about 3 years ago
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Terry the sensitive knight ? wasnt he on the "young ones "


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Change of name!?!?!? ...but it's Daiquiris SEASON!!!!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago
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Thanks! I'm gearing up for tomorrow with a few 2nd choices that i wanted to try out...


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago
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Peace :) and have a beautiful day...I plan on having one...it's going to be 68 and sunny here! p.s.- here's hoping the next time we talk it's something we both like or agree on...


Gal Dagon - almost 4 years ago
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I can't back this with science, but I'm pretty sure the best way to deal with trolls is to deprive them of the attention they crave, not provide it.


Classicats - almost 4 years ago
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I sent your pumpkin joke to my friend, and her response was, "Omg that joke makes no sense, I love it". Now you know why she is my friend.


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For continuity, here's a history of my club-mst3k handles:
John H
Control Plum
Uncle Reconstructive Urologist
Cattle Racer
Charles Van Dorken
Daiquiri-Swilling Tractor Manufacturer, Ok?


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Nice "Screen Name" ;O) "Ok"....LOL! But also 2 answer your Q... (I was stumped too) someone, like me 4 example, can come along & send u a note


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What does this do.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    146
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  3. The Leech Woman
    204
  4. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    243
  5. Riding with Death
    350
  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    149
  7. The Amazing Colossal Man
    182
  8. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    164
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    307
  10. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  11. The Phantom Planet
    195
  12. I Accuse My Parents
    364
  13. Werewolf
    477
  14. Puma Man
    456
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    312
  16. The Screaming Skull
    237
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    287
  18. Laserblast
    347
  19. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  20. The Deadly Bees
    189
  21. Danger! Death Ray
    417
  22. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    308
  24. The Deadly Mantis
    181
  25. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  26. Revenge of the Creature
    196
  27. The Skydivers
    237
  28. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  29. The Creeping Terror
    223
  30. The Starfighters
    208
  31. The Sinister Urge
    194
  32. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  33. The Projected Man
    181
  34. Night of the Blood Beast
    274
  35. Jack Frost
    286
  36. Quest of the Delta Knights
    235
  37. Beginning of the End
    237
  38. The Undead
    211
  39. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  40. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  41. Devil Doll
    218
  42. Terror from the Year 5000
    215
  43. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    191
  44. The Magic Sword
    182
  45. The Brute Man
    187
  46. The Giant Gila Monster
    216
  47. Phase IV
    50
  48. The Mole People
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How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - 16 days ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Halloween Suggestions
Forum - 11 days ago
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If you'd give your top ten episodes to watch around Halloween, what would they be?


820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago
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Hey! 100 laughs for Space Mutiny! To commemorate the occasion, I invite everyone to make up their own original name for David Ryder (Blast Hardcheese)


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago
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All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.


602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago
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Communism. They tried that on me last week, and I told them where to get off.
Where was that?
My plant. "In Moscow."


602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago
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I'm a cattle racer. Races... cattle. Ok.


602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago
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So, are you gonna finish those windows, or...?


706 - Laserblast - over 5 years ago
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[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.


816 - Prince of Space - about 2 years ago
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Scalpel.


602 - Invasion USA - over 4 years ago
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TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 3 years ago
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And now the brilliant fish-buying sequence will continue.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - almost 3 years ago
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I'll leave you a lump of dough with hair on it to remind you of me.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 3 years ago
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"Ahh, there she is..." Miss America


602 - Invasion USA - about 3 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message: Do not despair." ...uh--to those of you not flash-fried.


602 - Invasion USA - about 3 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message..." ...you're on your own.