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Thanks for the RT heads-up!


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Jaguar Wong - 8 months ago

Hey Daiq, just a heads up that Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong . Name changes are good, right? ;)'


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Jaguar Wong - 11 months ago

HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...How are you?!?


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Such as Seals - 12 months ago

HEL-lo, good LOOKIN!


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

Holy crap. Another name change.

Well, whatever you call yourself these days, you had better pick your posting pace back up or there'll be hell to pay.
Don't believe me Mr. Manynames? Smirk you might very well might. But I happen to know that should the day come when I have more posts than you do on these boards, well, the fucking world will end. Yeah. That's right mister.
Or not. I mean, I'll have to recalibrate my prognostications should that day come and the world doesn't end. That's standard practice in the Apocalypse Forecasting racket, y'know. It doesn't mean that I was wrong initially. Just means I wasn't 100% right. You can be 99% right but that last 1% will keep the world from ending. Ya just gotta recalibrate. Just tweak it a little...
Perhaps instead I will be compelled to kill my account and start over from scratch.
Or not. But something will occur. Oh yes. Something. Mark my words. Mark 'em. Maybe it will be marked simply by a cat meowing. But it'll be something. Something, Charles Van Terry Nelson Plum, Reconstructive Fish John Salesman Racer. Mark my something. Word.

"Ways."


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Re your name - yes or no?

I take it one of each in your food game, hence the argument! I literally just got done watching that ep (G v Z)


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Happy Giving Thanks 4 so MUCH 2 b THANKFUL 4 DAY:

FOUND IT

STreaming info MST3K

Open a blank file in your favorite text editor (Notepad works). Then copy and paste the following into it:

[playlist]
numberofentries=1
File1=http://99.198.118.250:8010
Title1=(#1 - 82/150) Mystery Science Theater 3000
Length1=-1
Version=2

Make sure it appears just like that, six lines with the breaks in the right place. Save the file as "MST3K.pls". Then, open the file in any media player that supports .pls files (VLC media player works). Enjoy 24/7 365 days a year streaming MST3K.


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Oh hello. Welcome to my page. Here's just a small sample of the fun we have here. Uploaded with Imgupr


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Robert Williams - over 2 years ago

Terry the sensitive knight ? wasnt he on the "young ones "


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Change of name!?!?!? ...but it's Daiquiris SEASON!!!!


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Jaguar Wong - almost 3 years ago

Thanks! I'm gearing up for tomorrow with a few 2nd choices that i wanted to try out...


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Jaguar Wong - almost 3 years ago

Peace :) and have a beautiful day...I plan on having one...it's going to be 68 and sunny here! p.s.- here's hoping the next time we talk it's something we both like or agree on...


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Gal Dagon - about 3 years ago

I can't back this with science, but I'm pretty sure the best way to deal with trolls is to deprive them of the attention they crave, not provide it.


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

I sent your pumpkin joke to my friend, and her response was, "Omg that joke makes no sense, I love it". Now you know why she is my friend.


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For continuity, here's a history of my club-mst3k handles:
John H
Control Plum
Uncle Reconstructive Urologist
Cattle Racer
Charles Van Dorken
Daiquiri-Swilling Tractor Manufacturer, Ok?


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Nice "Screen Name" ;O) "Ok"....LOL! But also 2 answer your Q... (I was stumped too) someone, like me 4 example, can come along & send u a note


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What does this do.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
    139
  2. The Dead Talk Back
    237
  3. The Leech Woman
    187
  4. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    230
  5. Riding with Death
    335
  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  7. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  8. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    154
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    295
  10. The Final Sacrifice
    647
  11. The Phantom Planet
    182
  12. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  13. Werewolf
    453
  14. Puma Man
    438
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  16. The Screaming Skull
    226
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    276
  18. Laserblast
    335
  19. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  20. The Deadly Bees
    174
  21. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  22. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  24. The Deadly Mantis
    167
  25. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  26. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  27. The Skydivers
    222
  28. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    148
  29. The Creeping Terror
    214
  30. The Starfighters
    192
  31. The Sinister Urge
    182
  32. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  33. The Projected Man
    166
  34. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  35. Jack Frost
    272
  36. Quest of the Delta Knights
    219
  37. Beginning of the End
    227
  38. The Undead
    203
  39. Red Zone Cuba
    192
  40. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  41. Devil Doll
    203
  42. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  43. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  44. The Magic Sword
    168
  45. The Brute Man
    172
  46. The Giant Gila Monster
    200
  47. Phase IV
    45
  48. The Mole People
    158

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Best vehicles in an experiment!
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Forum - about 3 years ago

Mike Flugennock's praise of the car of the hero and Danger! Deathray inspired me to pose a question to everyone. What's the best or your favorite vehicle in a MST3k experiment? I'm going to go with the Starfighter; It's wings are... really... sharp? And those midair refuelings are hot, hot, HOT!


Rumor has it....
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Forum - 3 days ago

Please place all your rumors about the new show here. [Legal note: not all rumors have basis in fact, reason or feasibility]

Crow will return and be filmed entirely naked. [What you got?]


Season 0 KTMA Question
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Forum - 7 days ago

I'm going back to watch the old KTMA episodes and cannot get the links to K01, 02, and 03 on this site to work. Anyone here aware of where I can go to see these episodes?


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Forum - 11 days ago

Welp, we had to sign a confidentiality agreement, so I cannot tell you anything about the show. So instead let me just tell you about the funniest riffing I've seen this week, which is Rifftrax's Zindy the Swamp Boy. Has anyone seen this one? It stands with any of the best of MST. And it's available on Amazon Prime.


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Forum - 14 days ago

Whyyy did you make this thing on Valentine's Day Joel?? Now you're getting me in trouble. I asked her to go to a Valentine's Day (Observed) dinner on Monday, and she can't believe the awful truth that I'm going to a movie, alone, on Valentine's Day.


Recent Riffs

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610 - The Violent Years - over 3 years ago

All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.


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602 - Invasion USA - 10 months ago

Communism. They tried that on me last week, and I told them where to get off.
Where was that?
My plant. "In Moscow."


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602 - Invasion USA - 10 months ago

I'm a cattle racer. Races... cattle. Ok.


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602 - Invasion USA - 10 months ago

So, are you gonna finish those windows, or...?


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706 - Laserblast - over 4 years ago

[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.


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816 - Prince of Space - over 1 year ago

Scalpel.


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602 - Invasion USA - almost 4 years ago

TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 2 years ago

And now the brilliant fish-buying sequence will continue.


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811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - about 2 years ago

I'll leave you a lump of dough with hair on it to remind you of me.


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422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 2 years ago

"Ahh, there she is..." Miss America


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602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago

"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message: Do not despair." ...uh--to those of you not flash-fried.


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602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago

"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message..." ...you're on your own.