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In New York

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Jaguar Wong Abides - 2 months ago

I guess this comment would be better served on your Wall...Anyone ever tell you your name reminds them of a Pink Floyd song? ;o)'


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Thanks for the RT heads-up!


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago

Hey Daiq, just a heads up that Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong . Name changes are good, right? ;)'


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago

HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...How are you?!?


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Such as Seals - over 1 year ago

HEL-lo, good LOOKIN!


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - almost 2 years ago

Holy crap. Another name change.

Well, whatever you call yourself these days, you had better pick your posting pace back up or there'll be hell to pay.
Don't believe me Mr. Manynames? Smirk you might very well might. But I happen to know that should the day come when I have more posts than you do on these boards, well, the fucking world will end. Yeah. That's right mister.
Or not. I mean, I'll have to recalibrate my prognostications should that day come and the world doesn't end. That's standard practice in the Apocalypse Forecasting racket, y'know. It doesn't mean that I was wrong initially. Just means I wasn't 100% right. You can be 99% right but that last 1% will keep the world from ending. Ya just gotta recalibrate. Just tweak it a little...
Perhaps instead I will be compelled to kill my account and start over from scratch.
Or not. But something will occur. Oh yes. Something. Mark my words. Mark 'em. Maybe it will be marked simply by a cat meowing. But it'll be something. Something, Charles Van Terry Nelson Plum, Reconstructive Fish John Salesman Racer. Mark my something. Word.

"Ways."


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Re your name - yes or no?

I take it one of each in your food game, hence the argument! I literally just got done watching that ep (G v Z)


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Happy Giving Thanks 4 so MUCH 2 b THANKFUL 4 DAY:

FOUND IT

STreaming info MST3K

Open a blank file in your favorite text editor (Notepad works). Then copy and paste the following into it:

[playlist]
numberofentries=1
File1=http://99.198.118.250:8010
Title1=(#1 - 82/150) Mystery Science Theater 3000
Length1=-1
Version=2

Make sure it appears just like that, six lines with the breaks in the right place. Save the file as "MST3K.pls". Then, open the file in any media player that supports .pls files (VLC media player works). Enjoy 24/7 365 days a year streaming MST3K.


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Oh hello. Welcome to my page. Here's just a small sample of the fun we have here. Uploaded with Imgupr


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Robert Williams - almost 3 years ago

Terry the sensitive knight ? wasnt he on the "young ones "


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Change of name!?!?!? ...but it's Daiquiris SEASON!!!!


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 3 years ago

Thanks! I'm gearing up for tomorrow with a few 2nd choices that i wanted to try out...


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Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago

Peace :) and have a beautiful day...I plan on having one...it's going to be 68 and sunny here! p.s.- here's hoping the next time we talk it's something we both like or agree on...


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Gal Dagon - over 3 years ago

I can't back this with science, but I'm pretty sure the best way to deal with trolls is to deprive them of the attention they crave, not provide it.


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Classicats - over 3 years ago

I sent your pumpkin joke to my friend, and her response was, "Omg that joke makes no sense, I love it". Now you know why she is my friend.


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For continuity, here's a history of my club-mst3k handles:
John H
Control Plum
Uncle Reconstructive Urologist
Cattle Racer
Charles Van Dorken
Daiquiri-Swilling Tractor Manufacturer, Ok?


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Nice "Screen Name" ;O) "Ok"....LOL! But also 2 answer your Q... (I was stumped too) someone, like me 4 example, can come along & send u a note


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What does this do.


Favorite Episodes

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  2. The Dead Talk Back
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  3. The Leech Woman
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  4. Parts: The Clonus Horror
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  5. Riding with Death
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  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
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  7. The Amazing Colossal Man
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  8. The Thing That Couldn't Die
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  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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  10. The Final Sacrifice
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  11. The Phantom Planet
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  12. I Accuse My Parents
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  13. Werewolf
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  14. Puma Man
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  15. Monster A-Go Go
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  16. The Screaming Skull
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  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  18. Laserblast
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  19. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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  20. The Deadly Bees
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  21. Danger! Death Ray
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  22. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
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  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
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  24. The Deadly Mantis
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  25. Horror of Party Beach
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  26. Revenge of the Creature
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  27. The Skydivers
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  32. The Beast of Yucca Flats
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  33. The Projected Man
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  34. Night of the Blood Beast
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  35. Jack Frost
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  36. Quest of the Delta Knights
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  37. Beginning of the End
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  38. The Undead
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  39. Red Zone Cuba
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  40. War of the Colossal Beast
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  41. Devil Doll
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  42. Terror from the Year 5000
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  43. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
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  45. The Brute Man
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Best vehicles in an experiment!
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Forum - over 3 years ago

Mike Flugennock's praise of the car of the hero and Danger! Deathray inspired me to pose a question to everyone. What's the best or your favorite vehicle in a MST3k experiment? I'm going to go with the Starfighter; It's wings are... really... sharp? And those midair refuelings are hot, hot, HOT!


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Forum - 10 days ago

Club member Such As Seals and I, in our never ending quest to gawk at some creepy uncles, have stumbled into an astounding discovery.

Click it. ...or TICKET
http://creepyuncles.com


Episode Suggestions?
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Forum - 11 days ago

Hi guys! I've only recently joined the fan base and I was wondering if anyone could recommend me a few episodes? I'm still in season one and watching through some of season 11, but i'd like to be able to watch a few of the more popular episodes. any suggestions?


Adam West has died
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Forum - 14 days ago

Aged a very respectable 88 years old. We shall never forget him.


wait for it
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Forum - 22 days ago

IMG_1018


new episodes
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Forum - 20 days ago

hey guys! haven't been around for a while and maybe someone else has already asked this and addressed the subject but why does the new episodes have commercial breaks? i'm a little confused by that since its a "netflix original"


Latest Travels n Stuff
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Forum - 24 days ago

Recent Riffs

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610 - The Violent Years - about 4 years ago

All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.


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602 - Invasion USA - about 1 year ago

Communism. They tried that on me last week, and I told them where to get off.
Where was that?
My plant. "In Moscow."


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602 - Invasion USA - about 1 year ago

I'm a cattle racer. Races... cattle. Ok.


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602 - Invasion USA - about 1 year ago

So, are you gonna finish those windows, or...?


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706 - Laserblast - almost 5 years ago

[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.


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816 - Prince of Space - almost 2 years ago

Scalpel.


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602 - Invasion USA - about 4 years ago

TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!


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316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 2 years ago

And now the brilliant fish-buying sequence will continue.


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811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 2 years ago

I'll leave you a lump of dough with hair on it to remind you of me.


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422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 2 years ago

"Ahh, there she is..." Miss America


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602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago

"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message: Do not despair." ...uh--to those of you not flash-fried.


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602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago

"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message..." ...you're on your own.