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The Count Abides - over 2 years ago
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I guess this comment would be better served on your Wall...Anyone ever tell you your name reminds them of a Pink Floyd song? ;o)'


The Count Abides - over 3 years ago
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Hey Daiq, just a heads up that Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong . Name changes are good, right? ;)'


The Count Abides - over 3 years ago
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HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...How are you?!?


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Holy crap. Another name change.

Well, whatever you call yourself these days, you had better pick your posting pace back up or there'll be hell to pay.
Don't believe me Mr. Manynames? Smirk you might very well might. But I happen to know that should the day come when I have more posts than you do on these boards, well, the fucking world will end. Yeah. That's right mister.
Or not. I mean, I'll have to recalibrate my prognostications should that day come and the world doesn't end. That's standard practice in the Apocalypse Forecasting racket, y'know. It doesn't mean that I was wrong initially. Just means I wasn't 100% right. You can be 99% right but that last 1% will keep the world from ending. Ya just gotta recalibrate. Just tweak it a little...
Perhaps instead I will be compelled to kill my account and start over from scratch.
Or not. But something will occur. Oh yes. Something. Mark my words. Mark 'em. Maybe it will be marked simply by a cat meowing. But it'll be something. Something, Charles Van Terry Nelson Plum, Reconstructive Fish John Salesman Racer. Mark my something. Word.

"Ways."


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HEL-lo, good LOOKIN!


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Re your name - yes or no?

I take it one of each in your food game, hence the argument! I literally just got done watching that ep (G v Z)


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Happy Giving Thanks 4 so MUCH 2 b THANKFUL 4 DAY:

FOUND IT

STreaming info MST3K

Open a blank file in your favorite text editor (Notepad works). Then copy and paste the following into it:

[playlist]
numberofentries=1
File1=http://99.198.118.250:8010
Title1=(#1 - 82/150) Mystery Science Theater 3000
Length1=-1
Version=2

Make sure it appears just like that, six lines with the breaks in the right place. Save the file as "MST3K.pls". Then, open the file in any media player that supports .pls files (VLC media player works). Enjoy 24/7 365 days a year streaming MST3K.


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Robert Williams - about 5 years ago
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Terry the sensitive knight ? wasnt he on the "young ones "


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Change of name!?!?!? ...but it's Daiquiris SEASON!!!!


The Count Abides - over 5 years ago
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Thanks! I'm gearing up for tomorrow with a few 2nd choices that i wanted to try out...


The Count Abides - over 5 years ago
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Peace :) and have a beautiful day...I plan on having one...it's going to be 68 and sunny here! p.s.- here's hoping the next time we talk it's something we both like or agree on...


Gal Dagon - almost 6 years ago
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I can't back this with science, but I'm pretty sure the best way to deal with trolls is to deprive them of the attention they crave, not provide it.


Classicats - about 6 years ago
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I sent your pumpkin joke to my friend, and her response was, "Omg that joke makes no sense, I love it". Now you know why she is my friend.


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For continuity, here's a history of my club-mst3k handles:
John H
Control Plum
Uncle Reconstructive Urologist
Cattle Racer
Charles Van Dorken
Daiquiri-Swilling Tractor Manufacturer, Ok?


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Nice "Screen Name" ;O) "Ok"....LOL! But also 2 answer your Q... (I was stumped too) someone, like me 4 example, can come along & send u a note


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What does this do.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Invasion USA
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  2. The Dead Talk Back
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  3. The Leech Woman
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  4. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    283
  5. Riding with Death
    394
  6. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  7. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  8. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    200
  9. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    340
  10. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  11. The Phantom Planet
    223
  12. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  13. Werewolf
    534
  14. Puma Man
    514
  15. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  16. The Screaming Skull
    275
  17. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  18. Laserblast
    396
  19. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  20. The Deadly Bees
    217
  21. Danger! Death Ray
    473
  22. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
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  23. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  24. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  25. Horror of Party Beach
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  26. Revenge of the Creature
    229
  27. The Skydivers
    273
  28. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  29. The Creeping Terror
    249
  30. The Starfighters
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  31. The Sinister Urge
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  32. The Beast of Yucca Flats
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  33. The Projected Man
    205
  34. Night of the Blood Beast
    317
  35. Jack Frost
    334
  36. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  37. Beginning of the End
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  38. The Undead
    243
  39. Red Zone Cuba
    229
  40. War of the Colossal Beast
    227
  41. Devil Doll
    245
  42. Terror from the Year 5000
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  43. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  44. The Magic Sword
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  45. The Brute Man
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  46. The Giant Gila Monster
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  47. Phase IV
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  48. The Mole People
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How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - about 2 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


I'm saved!!
Forum - 24 days ago
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My wife made me throw out all of my VHS tapes this spring, regardless of my pleas, threats, and tears. And that's why I am here. I can't believe I didn't know about this place until I became desperate for a Rocketship X-M fix and discovered it hasn't been nor ever well be on to DVD. And yes, this was one of the tapes in my landfill of irreplaceable treasures.

I will be visiting regularly. Thank you all for saving me.


Riff of the day
Forum - 18 days ago
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The Giant Gila Monster! (And I love these extended riffs that they do.)

"Okay, go ahead."
So should I go backwards?
Go ahead!
Um...I thought you said go backwards.
That's right! Go ahead.
So...should I go left?
Right!
Tell me. Should I go left?
Right!
That's what I'm asking!
Right!
Third base!
No left!
Ladies and gentlemen, join us next week for Abbott and Costello Playhouse.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 4 months ago
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From the Wikipedia article for Red Zone Cuba:

Back on American soil, the three engage in a variety of crimes to get to the home of Chastain's wife to help her mine the metals her husband had mentioned in Cuba. They throw café owner Cliff Weismeyer (Charles F. Harter) down a well and Griffin rapes his blind daughter (Elaine Gifford), then they steal his car and escape; they also hop Mr. Wilson's train in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

There was a rape scene in this nightmare, too? Brutal. Kudos to the boys for editing that out.


Beautifully-worded Riffs
Forum - about 5 years ago
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Which riffs have stuck with you because of their excellent, almost literary wording? Phrases like "hopelessly inbred synapses", "their stomachs knotted like fists" "spilled my youth like cheap gin", "another excuse to crawl inside a whiskey bottle", "parade of shame and wasted lives".


Riff for the day
Forum - 26 days ago
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"Well maybe then it's too late!"
Wow. The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.

-- Werewolf


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 6 years ago
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All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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Communism. They tried that on me last week, and I told them where to get off.
Where was that?
My plant. "In Moscow."


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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I'm a cattle racer. Races... cattle. Ok.


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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So, are you gonna finish those windows, or...?


706 - Laserblast - over 7 years ago
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[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.


816 - Prince of Space - over 4 years ago
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Scalpel.


602 - Invasion USA - over 6 years ago
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TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 5 years ago
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And now the brilliant fish-buying sequence will continue.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - about 5 years ago
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I'll leave you a lump of dough with hair on it to remind you of me.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 5 years ago
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"Ahh, there she is..." Miss America


602 - Invasion USA - about 5 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message: Do not despair." ...uh--to those of you not flash-fried.


602 - Invasion USA - about 5 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message..." ...you're on your own.