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Jaguar Wong Abides - over 2 years ago
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I guess this comment would be better served on your Wall...Anyone ever tell you your name reminds them of a Pink Floyd song? ;o)'


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago
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Hey Daiq, just a heads up that Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong . Name changes are good, right? ;)'


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 3 years ago
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HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA...How are you?!?


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 4 years ago
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Holy crap. Another name change.

Well, whatever you call yourself these days, you had better pick your posting pace back up or there'll be hell to pay.
Don't believe me Mr. Manynames? Smirk you might very well might. But I happen to know that should the day come when I have more posts than you do on these boards, well, the fucking world will end. Yeah. That's right mister.
Or not. I mean, I'll have to recalibrate my prognostications should that day come and the world doesn't end. That's standard practice in the Apocalypse Forecasting racket, y'know. It doesn't mean that I was wrong initially. Just means I wasn't 100% right. You can be 99% right but that last 1% will keep the world from ending. Ya just gotta recalibrate. Just tweak it a little...
Perhaps instead I will be compelled to kill my account and start over from scratch.
Or not. But something will occur. Oh yes. Something. Mark my words. Mark 'em. Maybe it will be marked simply by a cat meowing. But it'll be something. Something, Charles Van Terry Nelson Plum, Reconstructive Fish John Salesman Racer. Mark my something. Word.

"Ways."


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HEL-lo, good LOOKIN!


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Re your name - yes or no?

I take it one of each in your food game, hence the argument! I literally just got done watching that ep (G v Z)


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Happy Giving Thanks 4 so MUCH 2 b THANKFUL 4 DAY:

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Oh hello. Welcome to my page. Here's just a small sample of the fun we have here. Uploaded with Imgupr


Robert Williams - about 5 years ago
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Terry the sensitive knight ? wasnt he on the "young ones "


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Change of name!?!?!? ...but it's Daiquiris SEASON!!!!


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 5 years ago
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Thanks! I'm gearing up for tomorrow with a few 2nd choices that i wanted to try out...


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 5 years ago
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Peace :) and have a beautiful day...I plan on having one...it's going to be 68 and sunny here! p.s.- here's hoping the next time we talk it's something we both like or agree on...


Gal Dagon - almost 6 years ago
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I can't back this with science, but I'm pretty sure the best way to deal with trolls is to deprive them of the attention they crave, not provide it.


Classicats - almost 6 years ago
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I sent your pumpkin joke to my friend, and her response was, "Omg that joke makes no sense, I love it". Now you know why she is my friend.


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For continuity, here's a history of my club-mst3k handles:
John H
Control Plum
Uncle Reconstructive Urologist
Cattle Racer
Charles Van Dorken
Daiquiri-Swilling Tractor Manufacturer, Ok?


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Nice "Screen Name" ;O) "Ok"....LOL! But also 2 answer your Q... (I was stumped too) someone, like me 4 example, can come along & send u a note


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What does this do.


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Beautifully-worded Riffs
Forum - almost 5 years ago
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Which riffs have stuck with you because of their excellent, almost literary wording? Phrases like "hopelessly inbred synapses", "their stomachs knotted like fists" "spilled my youth like cheap gin", "another excuse to crawl inside a whiskey bottle", "parade of shame and wasted lives".


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - about 6 years ago
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*lmao* @ 1:18:10 they riff, "Maybe they will all turn into butter!" I love it, classic reference to a small book banned by the PC Nazi Police, "Little Black Sambo." Good for you, guys!


Host Swap
Forum - 3 months ago
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I was staring at my silly Funko collection earlier today. My Crow & Servo Pops are sandwiched between Darth Vader and Drax the Destroyer. Got me to thinking: If you could, who would you swap out Joel/Mike/Jonah with as an alternate host (Real or Fictional).
I admit, Dave Bautista's Drax would probably be terrible at riffing, but James Earl Jones incredible voice might make for an interesting changeup in the theater.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 7 years ago
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This episode is SEVERELY underrated.


The joys of grading
Forum - 3 months ago
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I'm grading midterms. A student chose to answer a question to define the caste system in India (as in social status). Her answer? "If you don't follow the religion then you get caste out of the building." Honestly? One of the more creative answers I've had.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 6 years ago
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All but the Teutonic races will never be capable of leadership; and yet they breed rapidly like the mongrel--oh.


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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Communism. They tried that on me last week, and I told them where to get off.
Where was that?
My plant. "In Moscow."


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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I'm a cattle racer. Races... cattle. Ok.


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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So, are you gonna finish those windows, or...?


706 - Laserblast - about 7 years ago
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[Relentless shredding] GO HOME [Shredding] Wait something wrong with the whammy bar.. [Shred shred shred] Uhh... Steve.


816 - Prince of Space - about 4 years ago
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Scalpel.


602 - Invasion USA - over 6 years ago
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TRITEY MEDIA BERRY ZADOM BUM!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 5 years ago
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And now the brilliant fish-buying sequence will continue.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - almost 5 years ago
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I'll leave you a lump of dough with hair on it to remind you of me.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 5 years ago
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"Ahh, there she is..." Miss America


602 - Invasion USA - almost 5 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message: Do not despair." ...uh--to those of you not flash-fried.


602 - Invasion USA - almost 5 years ago
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"To the people of the invaded cities I bring this message..." ...you're on your own.