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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton
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Jaguar Wong - 2 months ago

Hey Steve, is everything alright or have things gotten better?!? Doc said he talked to you recently but just wanted to hear straight from the horse's mouth...


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 6 months ago

Something has happened. I may not make it back from this. I hope those of you I've loved know who you are because I don't want to list all of you and forget someone.
I may make one more post. But I may not. Love and peace and more strength than I have to you all.


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Jaguar Wong - 7 months ago

Hey Steve, wanted to let you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong...Same weird f*cker just a different name ;)


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 8 months ago

They are not long, the weeping and the laughter,
Love and desire and hate;
I think they have no portion in us after
We pass the gate.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses,
Out of a misty dream
Our path emerges for a while, then closes
Within a dream.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 8 months ago

My guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect

Good and bad, I define these terms

Quite clear, no doubt, somehow

Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now


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What was my nickname that involved the word "salesman"? I don't even remember that.


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Hey. STEVE-A-RINO. ::end Woody Harrelson to Randy Quaid in 'Kingpin' voice where they're pretending to be dictionary salesmen to hustle people and Randy Quaid's character forgets his name is supposed to be 'Steve':: How's everything?


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 1 year ago

" How am I supposed to fix this guy? He's fucked!"

Hey everybody (whoever you might be).
Something has gone brilliantly wrong with this clunker. Dealing with more pain than I have in the over 25 years since my first knee replacements.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

Happy Halloween, everybody.
I'll see you later.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    230
  2. Cave Dwellers
    353
  3. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  5. Pod People
    464
  6. Catalina Caper
    225
  7. Fugitive Alien
    263
  8. Lost Continent
    206
  9. War of the Colossal Beast
    185
  10. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    158
  11. The Beatniks
    159
  12. Rocketship X-M
    238
  13. Ring of Terror
    159
  14. The Indestructible Man
    129
  15. Master Ninja I
    213
  16. Daddy-O
    202
  17. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    252
  19. Night of the Blood Beast
    255
  20. Gamera vs. Guiron
    193
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  22. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    278
  24. Gamera
    191
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  26. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  28. Crash of the Moons
    130
  29. The Creeping Terror
    212
  30. Teenage Strangler
    267
  31. The Giant Gila Monster
    195
  32. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  33. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  34. Master Ninja II
    134
  35. Mitchell
    489
  36. Eegah
    330
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  38. Bride of the Monster
    188
  39. The Skydivers
    217
  40. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  41. Alien from L.A.
    232
  42. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  43. The Wild World of Batwoman
    182
  44. Hercules
    124
  45. The Crawling Eye
    212
  46. Jungle Goddess
    144
  47. Santa Claus
    245
  48. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    226
  49. The Sinister Urge
    179
  50. King Dinosaur
    164
  51. Escape 2000
    207
  52. Laserblast
    331
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    190
  54. The Killer Shrews
    208
  55. Hercules Unchained
    150
  56. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217
  57. Radar Secret Service
    171
  58. Robot Monster
    125
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    132
  60. The Magic Sword
    166
  61. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    283
  62. Manhunt in Space
    140
  63. Beginning of the End
    227
  64. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  65. Last of the Wild Horses
    134
  66. Teenage Crime Wave
    146
  67. Gamera vs. Gaos
    113
  68. Wild Rebels
    135
  69. Angels' Revenge
    174
  70. The Hellcats
    88
  71. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  72. Girls Town
    242
  73. Tormented
    183
  74. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  75. The Violent Years
    136
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  77. Zombie Nightmare
    255
  78. The Crawling Hand
    128
  79. Robot Holocaust
    122
  80. Teenage Caveman
    123
  81. Mighty Jack
    142
  82. The Unearthly
    163
  83. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    177
  84. The Rebel Set
    136
  85. City Limits
    142

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Best vehicles in an experiment!
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Forum - almost 3 years ago

Mike Flugennock's praise of the car of the hero and Danger! Deathray inspired me to pose a question to everyone. What's the best or your favorite vehicle in a MST3k experiment? I'm going to go with the Starfighter; It's wings are... really... sharp? And those midair refuelings are hot, hot, HOT!


Hmmmm...
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611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 2 years ago

So the clueless writers couldn't figure out which female would make a better love interest.

And the film ends with our hero flanked by two babes.
Decisions, decisions...

"Ménage à Trois of the Old West!"


Let's do this for the 734th time!
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Forum - 5 months ago

Robot roll call!


Sylvia Lopez
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408 - Hercules Unchained - over 2 years ago

The unfortunately mocked Queen Onfale was dying of leukemia when she made this film and a number of others in 1959 (and in fact died during the filming of a Brigitte Bardot movie "Sexy Girl"). I don't know if that explains her drawn on eyebrows, but she really had been quite a beauty (look up pics of Sylvia Lopez and judge for yourself).

Considering her work load I have to wonder if she decided to just keep going with her film career rather than undergo treatment for leukemia, which back in 1959 didn't have a high survival rate regardless.


OFF TOPIC - topic purests should avoid
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Forum - 6 months ago

In fact, I don't have any topic. I am with-out a topic. Atopical.


About that political agenda....
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Forum - 6 months ago

This is what I meant. This video has a hundred percent fact about the promotion of the movie and how certain people involved with the film have acted (immaturely, I might add) So, those of you who read my post, I'm not against the fact they're female. I'm against how Sony has been handling the film. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aQTJw1wlQ8


WAiT: The Many Faces of Michael J. Nelson
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Forum - 6 months ago

Adding to the Host Segments question below, which of the movie characters Mike plays is your favorite? If you choose Torgo, you have to pick WHICH Torgo, as there are many forms of Torgo.


The Return of the WiT
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Forum - 6 months ago

Stand and cheer as the WiT has returned...which is really great if for no other reason than it also means Stephen is alright and among the living :)


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Forum - 6 months ago

You know, CinemaSins is definitely a riffer. I don't know if you've seen his, "everything wrong with ____ in ____ minutes or Less," but his sense of humor is great, sometimes. I think out of all internet sensations, CinemaSins would do the best if they did a cameo-riffing appearance. I know some people mentioned Doug Walker, but he's more of a slapstick/overplayed type of comedy. I love him, but I don't know how well he'd work in a PG-13 environment.


Recent Riffs

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107 - Robot Monster - 6 months ago

"Man, somebody's gotta take that kid outta the rain".


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K09 - Phase IV - about 1 year ago

TOM SERVO: "You know...This ant problem seems kinda' minor in the midst of the flying turtle problems the people of Japan experienced. I think we're being insensitive."


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K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 1 year ago

"If we could arrange in some way for it to be distracted we could attack it with safety..."
...we can tap it on one shoulder and appear over the other.