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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton
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Jaguar Wong Abides - 8 months ago

Hey Steve, is everything alright or have things gotten better?!? Doc said he talked to you recently but just wanted to hear straight from the horse's mouth...


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 11 months ago

Something has happened. I may not make it back from this. I hope those of you I've loved know who you are because I don't want to list all of you and forget someone.
I may make one more post. But I may not. Love and peace and more strength than I have to you all.


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago

Hey Steve, wanted to let you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong...Same weird f*cker just a different name ;)


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 1 year ago

They are not long, the weeping and the laughter,
Love and desire and hate;
I think they have no portion in us after
We pass the gate.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses,
Out of a misty dream
Our path emerges for a while, then closes
Within a dream.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 1 year ago

My guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect

Good and bad, I define these terms

Quite clear, no doubt, somehow

Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now


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What was my nickname that involved the word "salesman"? I don't even remember that.


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Hey. STEVE-A-RINO. ::end Woody Harrelson to Randy Quaid in 'Kingpin' voice where they're pretending to be dictionary salesmen to hustle people and Randy Quaid's character forgets his name is supposed to be 'Steve':: How's everything?


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

" How am I supposed to fix this guy? He's fucked!"

Hey everybody (whoever you might be).
Something has gone brilliantly wrong with this clunker. Dealing with more pain than I have in the over 25 years since my first knee replacements.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

Happy Halloween, everybody.
I'll see you later.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    249
  2. Cave Dwellers
    375
  3. Monster A-Go Go
    306
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    610
  5. Pod People
    494
  6. Catalina Caper
    241
  7. Fugitive Alien
    286
  8. Lost Continent
    217
  9. War of the Colossal Beast
    194
  10. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    164
  11. The Beatniks
    161
  12. Rocketship X-M
    248
  13. Ring of Terror
    165
  14. The Indestructible Man
    135
  15. Master Ninja I
    224
  16. Daddy-O
    218
  17. The Amazing Colossal Man
    177
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  19. Night of the Blood Beast
    269
  20. Gamera vs. Guiron
    212
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    200
  22. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    292
  24. Gamera
    208
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    238
  26. Earth vs. the Spider
    169
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    181
  28. Crash of the Moons
    139
  29. The Creeping Terror
    220
  30. Teenage Strangler
    279
  31. The Giant Gila Monster
    209
  32. The Sword and the Dragon
    192
  33. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    220
  34. Master Ninja II
    140
  35. Mitchell
    511
  36. Eegah
    345
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    232
  38. Bride of the Monster
    199
  39. The Skydivers
    232
  40. Outlaw of Gor
    274
  41. Alien from L.A.
    244
  42. Gamera vs. Zigra
    142
  43. The Wild World of Batwoman
    196
  44. Hercules
    130
  45. The Crawling Eye
    222
  46. Jungle Goddess
    153
  47. Santa Claus
    255
  48. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    243
  49. The Sinister Urge
    187
  50. King Dinosaur
    171
  51. Escape 2000
    221
  52. Laserblast
    345
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    196
  54. The Killer Shrews
    216
  55. Hercules Unchained
    157
  56. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    228
  57. Radar Secret Service
    187
  58. Robot Monster
    133
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    142
  60. The Magic Sword
    177
  61. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    294
  62. Manhunt in Space
    142
  63. Beginning of the End
    232
  64. The Dead Talk Back
    246
  65. Last of the Wild Horses
    139
  66. Teenage Crime Wave
    153
  67. Gamera vs. Gaos
    123
  68. Wild Rebels
    139
  69. Angels' Revenge
    183
  70. The Hellcats
    90
  71. Rocket Attack USA
    129
  72. Girls Town
    254
  73. Tormented
    188
  74. Hercules and the Captive Women
    132
  75. The Violent Years
    142
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    178
  77. Zombie Nightmare
    268
  78. The Crawling Hand
    135
  79. Robot Holocaust
    129
  80. Teenage Caveman
    128
  81. Mighty Jack
    149
  82. The Unearthly
    173
  83. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    192
  84. The Rebel Set
    140
  85. City Limits
    148

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Best vehicles in an experiment!
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Forum - over 3 years ago

Mike Flugennock's praise of the car of the hero and Danger! Deathray inspired me to pose a question to everyone. What's the best or your favorite vehicle in a MST3k experiment? I'm going to go with the Starfighter; It's wings are... really... sharp? And those midair refuelings are hot, hot, HOT!


Hmmmm...
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611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 2 years ago

So the clueless writers couldn't figure out which female would make a better love interest.

And the film ends with our hero flanked by two babes.
Decisions, decisions...

"Ménage à Trois of the Old West!"


Let's do this for the 734th time!
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Forum - 11 months ago

Robot roll call!


Sylvia Lopez
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408 - Hercules Unchained - about 3 years ago

The unfortunately mocked Queen Onfale was dying of leukemia when she made this film and a number of others in 1959 (and in fact died during the filming of a Brigitte Bardot movie "Sexy Girl"). I don't know if that explains her drawn on eyebrows, but she really had been quite a beauty (look up pics of Sylvia Lopez and judge for yourself).

Considering her work load I have to wonder if she decided to just keep going with her film career rather than undergo treatment for leukemia, which back in 1959 didn't have a high survival rate regardless.


OFF TOPIC - topic purests should avoid
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Forum - 11 months ago

In fact, I don't have any topic. I am with-out a topic. Atopical.


About that political agenda....
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Forum - 11 months ago

This is what I meant. This video has a hundred percent fact about the promotion of the movie and how certain people involved with the film have acted (immaturely, I might add) So, those of you who read my post, I'm not against the fact they're female. I'm against how Sony has been handling the film. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aQTJw1wlQ8


WAiT: The Many Faces of Michael J. Nelson
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Forum - 12 months ago

Adding to the Host Segments question below, which of the movie characters Mike plays is your favorite? If you choose Torgo, you have to pick WHICH Torgo, as there are many forms of Torgo.


The Return of the WiT
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Forum - 12 months ago

Stand and cheer as the WiT has returned...which is really great if for no other reason than it also means Stephen is alright and among the living :)


Recent Riffs

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107 - Robot Monster - 12 months ago

"Man, somebody's gotta take that kid outta the rain".


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K09 - Phase IV - over 1 year ago

TOM SERVO: "You know...This ant problem seems kinda' minor in the midst of the flying turtle problems the people of Japan experienced. I think we're being insensitive."


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K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 2 years ago

"If we could arrange in some way for it to be distracted we could attack it with safety..."
...we can tap it on one shoulder and appear over the other.