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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton
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Jaguar Wong - 4 months ago

Hey Steve, is everything alright or have things gotten better?!? Doc said he talked to you recently but just wanted to hear straight from the horse's mouth...


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 8 months ago

Something has happened. I may not make it back from this. I hope those of you I've loved know who you are because I don't want to list all of you and forget someone.
I may make one more post. But I may not. Love and peace and more strength than I have to you all.


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Jaguar Wong - 9 months ago

Hey Steve, wanted to let you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong...Same weird f*cker just a different name ;)


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 10 months ago

They are not long, the weeping and the laughter,
Love and desire and hate;
I think they have no portion in us after
We pass the gate.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses,
Out of a misty dream
Our path emerges for a while, then closes
Within a dream.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - 10 months ago

My guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect

Good and bad, I define these terms

Quite clear, no doubt, somehow

Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now


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What was my nickname that involved the word "salesman"? I don't even remember that.


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Hey. STEVE-A-RINO. ::end Woody Harrelson to Randy Quaid in 'Kingpin' voice where they're pretending to be dictionary salesmen to hustle people and Randy Quaid's character forgets his name is supposed to be 'Steve':: How's everything?


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

" How am I supposed to fix this guy? He's fucked!"

Hey everybody (whoever you might be).
Something has gone brilliantly wrong with this clunker. Dealing with more pain than I have in the over 25 years since my first knee replacements.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

Happy Halloween, everybody.
I'll see you later.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    240
  2. Cave Dwellers
    362
  3. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    594
  5. Pod People
    475
  6. Catalina Caper
    230
  7. Fugitive Alien
    271
  8. Lost Continent
    209
  9. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  10. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  11. The Beatniks
    160
  12. Rocketship X-M
    239
  13. Ring of Terror
    161
  14. The Indestructible Man
    131
  15. Master Ninja I
    217
  16. Daddy-O
    204
  17. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  19. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  20. Gamera vs. Guiron
    202
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  22. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  24. Gamera
    192
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  26. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  28. Crash of the Moons
    131
  29. The Creeping Terror
    218
  30. Teenage Strangler
    270
  31. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  32. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  33. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    212
  34. Master Ninja II
    135
  35. Mitchell
    497
  36. Eegah
    335
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  38. Bride of the Monster
    194
  39. The Skydivers
    224
  40. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  41. Alien from L.A.
    239
  42. Gamera vs. Zigra
    135
  43. The Wild World of Batwoman
    188
  44. Hercules
    125
  45. The Crawling Eye
    216
  46. Jungle Goddess
    146
  47. Santa Claus
    251
  48. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  49. The Sinister Urge
    184
  50. King Dinosaur
    166
  51. Escape 2000
    210
  52. Laserblast
    336
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  54. The Killer Shrews
    211
  55. Hercules Unchained
    153
  56. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  57. Radar Secret Service
    178
  58. Robot Monster
    130
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    135
  60. The Magic Sword
    170
  61. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  62. Manhunt in Space
    139
  63. Beginning of the End
    228
  64. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  65. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  66. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  67. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  68. Wild Rebels
    136
  69. Angels' Revenge
    180
  70. The Hellcats
    89
  71. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  72. Girls Town
    248
  73. Tormented
    187
  74. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  75. The Violent Years
    140
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  77. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  78. The Crawling Hand
    130
  79. Robot Holocaust
    124
  80. Teenage Caveman
    124
  81. Mighty Jack
    143
  82. The Unearthly
    166
  83. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  84. The Rebel Set
    136
  85. City Limits
    144

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Best vehicles in an experiment!
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Forum - about 3 years ago

Mike Flugennock's praise of the car of the hero and Danger! Deathray inspired me to pose a question to everyone. What's the best or your favorite vehicle in a MST3k experiment? I'm going to go with the Starfighter; It's wings are... really... sharp? And those midair refuelings are hot, hot, HOT!


Hmmmm...
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611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 2 years ago

So the clueless writers couldn't figure out which female would make a better love interest.

And the film ends with our hero flanked by two babes.
Decisions, decisions...

"Ménage à Trois of the Old West!"


Let's do this for the 734th time!
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Forum - 7 months ago

Robot roll call!


Sylvia Lopez
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408 - Hercules Unchained - almost 3 years ago

The unfortunately mocked Queen Onfale was dying of leukemia when she made this film and a number of others in 1959 (and in fact died during the filming of a Brigitte Bardot movie "Sexy Girl"). I don't know if that explains her drawn on eyebrows, but she really had been quite a beauty (look up pics of Sylvia Lopez and judge for yourself).

Considering her work load I have to wonder if she decided to just keep going with her film career rather than undergo treatment for leukemia, which back in 1959 didn't have a high survival rate regardless.


OFF TOPIC - topic purests should avoid
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Forum - 8 months ago

In fact, I don't have any topic. I am with-out a topic. Atopical.


About that political agenda....
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Forum - 8 months ago

This is what I meant. This video has a hundred percent fact about the promotion of the movie and how certain people involved with the film have acted (immaturely, I might add) So, those of you who read my post, I'm not against the fact they're female. I'm against how Sony has been handling the film. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aQTJw1wlQ8


WAiT: The Many Faces of Michael J. Nelson
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Forum - 8 months ago

Adding to the Host Segments question below, which of the movie characters Mike plays is your favorite? If you choose Torgo, you have to pick WHICH Torgo, as there are many forms of Torgo.


The Return of the WiT
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Forum - 8 months ago

Stand and cheer as the WiT has returned...which is really great if for no other reason than it also means Stephen is alright and among the living :)


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Forum - 8 months ago

You know, CinemaSins is definitely a riffer. I don't know if you've seen his, "everything wrong with ____ in ____ minutes or Less," but his sense of humor is great, sometimes. I think out of all internet sensations, CinemaSins would do the best if they did a cameo-riffing appearance. I know some people mentioned Doug Walker, but he's more of a slapstick/overplayed type of comedy. I love him, but I don't know how well he'd work in a PG-13 environment.


Recent Riffs

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107 - Robot Monster - 9 months ago

"Man, somebody's gotta take that kid outta the rain".


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K09 - Phase IV - over 1 year ago

TOM SERVO: "You know...This ant problem seems kinda' minor in the midst of the flying turtle problems the people of Japan experienced. I think we're being insensitive."


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K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 1 year ago

"If we could arrange in some way for it to be distracted we could attack it with safety..."
...we can tap it on one shoulder and appear over the other.