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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton
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Jaguar Wong Abides - 10 months ago

Hey Steve, is everything alright or have things gotten better?!? Doc said he talked to you recently but just wanted to hear straight from the horse's mouth...


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 1 year ago

Something has happened. I may not make it back from this. I hope those of you I've loved know who you are because I don't want to list all of you and forget someone.
I may make one more post. But I may not. Love and peace and more strength than I have to you all.


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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago

Hey Steve, wanted to let you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong...Same weird f*cker just a different name ;)


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 1 year ago

They are not long, the weeping and the laughter,
Love and desire and hate;
I think they have no portion in us after
We pass the gate.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses,
Out of a misty dream
Our path emerges for a while, then closes
Within a dream.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

My guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect

Good and bad, I define these terms

Quite clear, no doubt, somehow

Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now


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Beleaguered Public Servant - over 1 year ago

What was my nickname that involved the word "salesman"? I don't even remember that.


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Beleaguered Public Servant - over 1 year ago

Hey. STEVE-A-RINO. ::end Woody Harrelson to Randy Quaid in 'Kingpin' voice where they're pretending to be dictionary salesmen to hustle people and Randy Quaid's character forgets his name is supposed to be 'Steve':: How's everything?


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago

" How am I supposed to fix this guy? He's fucked!"

Hey everybody (whoever you might be).
Something has gone brilliantly wrong with this clunker. Dealing with more pain than I have in the over 25 years since my first knee replacements.


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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - almost 2 years ago

Happy Halloween, everybody.
I'll see you later.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    258
  2. Cave Dwellers
    380
  3. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  5. Pod People
    498
  6. Catalina Caper
    243
  7. Fugitive Alien
    289
  8. Lost Continent
    219
  9. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  10. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    168
  11. The Beatniks
    165
  12. Rocketship X-M
    250
  13. Ring of Terror
    167
  14. The Indestructible Man
    137
  15. Master Ninja I
    226
  16. Daddy-O
    220
  17. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  19. Night of the Blood Beast
    273
  20. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  22. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  24. Gamera
    210
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  26. Earth vs. the Spider
    171
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  28. Crash of the Moons
    140
  29. The Creeping Terror
    223
  30. Teenage Strangler
    281
  31. The Giant Gila Monster
    213
  32. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  33. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  34. Master Ninja II
    143
  35. Mitchell
    514
  36. Eegah
    349
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    235
  38. Bride of the Monster
    201
  39. The Skydivers
    235
  40. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  41. Alien from L.A.
    247
  42. Gamera vs. Zigra
    146
  43. The Wild World of Batwoman
    203
  44. Hercules
    133
  45. The Crawling Eye
    226
  46. Jungle Goddess
    155
  47. Santa Claus
    260
  48. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  49. The Sinister Urge
    193
  50. King Dinosaur
    173
  51. Escape 2000
    224
  52. Laserblast
    346
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  54. The Killer Shrews
    217
  55. Hercules Unchained
    158
  56. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  57. Radar Secret Service
    191
  58. Robot Monster
    133
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  60. The Magic Sword
    179
  61. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  62. Manhunt in Space
    143
  63. Beginning of the End
    236
  64. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  65. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  66. Teenage Crime Wave
    154
  67. Gamera vs. Gaos
    125
  68. Wild Rebels
    141
  69. Angels' Revenge
    186
  70. The Hellcats
    92
  71. Rocket Attack USA
    132
  72. Girls Town
    258
  73. Tormented
    193
  74. Hercules and the Captive Women
    134
  75. The Violent Years
    144
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    183
  77. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  78. The Crawling Hand
    136
  79. Robot Holocaust
    130
  80. Teenage Caveman
    130
  81. Mighty Jack
    151
  82. The Unearthly
    175
  83. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  84. The Rebel Set
    141
  85. City Limits
    150

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Forum - 8 days ago

To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


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210 - King Dinosaur - over 3 years ago

"Jo-Jo was a beast
Joel thought he was a lemur
But he was a kinkajou"


Recent Riffs

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107 - Robot Monster - about 1 year ago

"Man, somebody's gotta take that kid outta the rain".


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K09 - Phase IV - almost 2 years ago

TOM SERVO: "You know...This ant problem seems kinda' minor in the midst of the flying turtle problems the people of Japan experienced. I think we're being insensitive."


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K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 2 years ago

"If we could arrange in some way for it to be distracted we could attack it with safety..."
...we can tap it on one shoulder and appear over the other.