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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 year ago
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Hey Steve, is everything alright or have things gotten better?!? Doc said he talked to you recently but just wanted to hear straight from the horse's mouth...


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago
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Something has happened. I may not make it back from this. I hope those of you I've loved know who you are because I don't want to list all of you and forget someone.
I may make one more post. But I may not. Love and peace and more strength than I have to you all.


Jaguar Wong Abides - over 1 year ago
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Hey Steve, wanted to let you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong...Same weird f*cker just a different name ;)


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago
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They are not long, the weeping and the laughter,
Love and desire and hate;
I think they have no portion in us after
We pass the gate.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses,
Out of a misty dream
Our path emerges for a while, then closes
Within a dream.


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - over 1 year ago
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My guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect

Good and bad, I define these terms

Quite clear, no doubt, somehow

Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now


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What was my nickname that involved the word "salesman"? I don't even remember that.


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Hey. STEVE-A-RINO. ::end Woody Harrelson to Randy Quaid in 'Kingpin' voice where they're pretending to be dictionary salesmen to hustle people and Randy Quaid's character forgets his name is supposed to be 'Steve':: How's everything?


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 2 years ago
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" How am I supposed to fix this guy? He's fucked!"

Hey everybody (whoever you might be).
Something has gone brilliantly wrong with this clunker. Dealing with more pain than I have in the over 25 years since my first knee replacements.


Steve-Headed Pig-Benton - about 2 years ago
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Happy Halloween, everybody.
I'll see you later.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    273
  2. Cave Dwellers
    388
  3. Monster A-Go Go
    315
  4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    621
  5. Pod People
    512
  6. Catalina Caper
    246
  7. Fugitive Alien
    298
  8. Lost Continent
    225
  9. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  10. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177
  11. The Beatniks
    170
  12. Rocketship X-M
    262
  13. Ring of Terror
    174
  14. The Indestructible Man
    140
  15. Master Ninja I
    231
  16. Daddy-O
    226
  17. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    268
  19. Night of the Blood Beast
    282
  20. Gamera vs. Guiron
    224
  21. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    206
  22. Warrior of the Lost World
    290
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    303
  24. Gamera
    217
  25. Teenagers from Outer Space
    250
  26. Earth vs. the Spider
    178
  27. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    191
  28. Crash of the Moons
    144
  29. The Creeping Terror
    228
  30. Teenage Strangler
    287
  31. The Giant Gila Monster
    218
  32. The Sword and the Dragon
    199
  33. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    230
  34. Master Ninja II
    146
  35. Mitchell
    526
  36. Eegah
    355
  37. The Day the Earth Froze
    242
  38. Bride of the Monster
    208
  39. The Skydivers
    240
  40. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  41. Alien from L.A.
    251
  42. Gamera vs. Zigra
    152
  43. The Wild World of Batwoman
    208
  44. Hercules
    138
  45. The Crawling Eye
    235
  46. Jungle Goddess
    164
  47. Santa Claus
    264
  48. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  49. The Sinister Urge
    196
  50. King Dinosaur
    181
  51. Escape 2000
    230
  52. Laserblast
    351
  53. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    206
  54. The Killer Shrews
    224
  55. Hercules Unchained
    163
  56. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    234
  57. Radar Secret Service
    197
  58. Robot Monster
    138
  59. Gamera vs. Barugon
    151
  60. The Magic Sword
    186
  61. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    305
  62. Manhunt in Space
    147
  63. Beginning of the End
    238
  64. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  65. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  66. Teenage Crime Wave
    160
  67. Gamera vs. Gaos
    132
  68. Wild Rebels
    146
  69. Angels' Revenge
    189
  70. The Hellcats
    101
  71. Rocket Attack USA
    138
  72. Girls Town
    262
  73. Tormented
    198
  74. Hercules and the Captive Women
    139
  75. The Violent Years
    148
  76. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    191
  77. Zombie Nightmare
    278
  78. The Crawling Hand
    142
  79. Robot Holocaust
    135
  80. Teenage Caveman
    134
  81. Mighty Jack
    155
  82. The Unearthly
    179
  83. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    201
  84. The Rebel Set
    144
  85. City Limits
    153

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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 3 years ago
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Does anyone get the "H-h-hello?" joke they make about the telephone. They make that joke in several shows and David Letterman uses that voice all of the time, but, I've never figured out what it's a reference to.


Question #2
Forum - 4 months ago
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To follow up Autopilot, what do you consider the most shocking riff? It could be anything -- something risque that slipped by the network, or perhaps humor that was fine in 1990 but offends 21st Century sensibilities. I think my choice would be (can't remember the episode -- maybe I Accuse My Parents) where a guy walks into the scene with a woman and Servo says "I brought the vag." It's close between that and "the three spooges" from Slime People.


210 - King Dinosaur - almost 4 years ago
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"Jo-Jo was a beast
Joel thought he was a lemur
But he was a kinkajou"


Recent Riffs

107 - Robot Monster - over 1 year ago
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"Man, somebody's gotta take that kid outta the rain".


K09 - Phase IV - about 2 years ago
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TOM SERVO: "You know...This ant problem seems kinda' minor in the midst of the flying turtle problems the people of Japan experienced. I think we're being insensitive."


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 2 years ago
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"If we could arrange in some way for it to be distracted we could attack it with safety..."
...we can tap it on one shoulder and appear over the other.