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Steve-Headed Pig-Benton Cries Mary
In Home-Sweet-Home Oceania, just in time for the "election"... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

― Theodore Roosevelt


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"For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear."

- 2 Timothy 4:3


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"When Money speaks the Truth is silent."
- Russian proverb


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“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities”
- Voltaire


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FROM MERRIAM-WEBSTER:

Definition of fascism
1 often capitalized: a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition.


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“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”


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"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
- Albert Einstein


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"Many of us get to heaven by backing away from hell."


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Nice to see a fellow Tralfamadorian on here. Farewell, hello, farewell, hello.


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WHITE GUYS OF HISTORY COOLER THAN WHITE GUYS HAVE A RIGHT TO BE
TODAY: ERIC BURDON-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i0DMbCKnAg
"It's...all...yours!"


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Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog
He said, "I will fix your rack, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."


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MONKEY IN MY HATBAND
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Come on baby come on baby come on baby come on baby come on baby, that’s all I want
Come on baby let’s cruise the scene, be long gone from a Bowlin' Green

Monkeys in my hat band, I can do a handstand
Got funny money in my own blue jeans
Be long gone from a Bowlin' Green
Be long gone from a Bowlin' Green

Well I got a cherry Chevy and a tank full of gas and a chronic hypertension for a movin’ fast

Monkeys in my hat band, I can do a handstand
Got funny money in my own blue jeans
Be long gone from a Bowlin' Green
Be long gone from a Bowlin' Green

Well I know a friend with a big connection live it up with a wide selection
Come on baby YOU got protection (YOU GOT, YOU GOT)? Anything you want
Come on baby let’s cruise the scene, be long gone from a bowlin' green

Monkeys in my hat band, I can do a handstand
Got funny money in my own blue jeans
To be long gone from a Bowlin' Green
To be long gone from a Bowlin' Green


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"The beatings will continue until morale improves"
- Anon


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MESSAGE COMING IN
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwic0Zjqv-vpAhV0NX0KHeXtANoQtwIwBnoECAYQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.msn.com%2Fen-us%2Fvideo%2Fpeopleandplaces%2Flightning-bolt-strikes-the-washington-monument%2Fvp-BB155b5r&usg=AOvVaw0JsFbSF2HlA3aWEXvIlfNu
Call it God. Call it a very pissed off Mother Nature. Call it karma. The Cosmic Forces of the Universe. A combination of all of them...Clearly someone isn't pleased with the current state of affairs in The Nation's Capitol.


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"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other."
-- Ulysses S. Grant (MORE)

Damn! That was more prescient than Sinclair Lewis's famous (and often erroneously phrased):
"I just wish people wouldn’t quote Lincoln or the Bible, or hang out the flag or the cross, to cover up something that belongs more to the bank-book and the three golden balls."


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“I felt like anything rather than rejoicing at the downfall of a foe who had fought so long and valiantly, and had suffered so much for a cause, though that cause was, I believe, one of the worst for which a people ever fought, and one for which there was the least excuse,”
-- Ulysses S. Grant


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"Respectable little murders pay
They get more respectable every day"

- Don Henley


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“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
—Isaac Asimov


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THE WHIZZO SONG

Who's always smiling, never sad? It's Whizzo!
Who makes the boys and girls so glad, Whizzo!

He's a merry fellow with a big red shiny nose,
Dressed in crazy mixed-up clothes
From his head down to his toes.

He has a great big trunk of tricks, has Whizzo.
He'll sing a song or do a dance for you.

And when you're sad, he'll make you glad.
The very best friend you ever had.

Whizzo the clown, that's who!!!


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I feel my mortal purchase slipping away again.
The siren call of the weeping void mournfully intones that familiar cascade of quavery notes, under which my resolve is slammed, battered into a coral reef of memories and specters.
What designer decided the manifestations of my ghosts? I can't possibly be the artist, the conjuror of these vexsome wraiths whose faces and manners are centuries older than I. And always, their persistent beckoning wears me down. And so I follow, no longer in curiosity, but accustomation, habituation, familiarity, that most conservative and lethal form of ennui.


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Yep. If you're like me, I bet when you think "Giants of Rock and Roll", the first name that pops into your head is Whitney Houston.
Just because you partied like a rock star and died like a rock star doesn't mean you WERE a rock star. If that's all the criteria one needs to meet in order to join the rolls of The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame, I have a lot of dead friends I need to nominate.


Jet Jaguar Abides - 10 months ago
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Hey Steve, thanks for the kind words. I'm slowly getting back towards the light. Hope your Holidays are pleasant. ~JAGS~


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"Calling this lying sack of shit a lying sack of shit is one of the things that got me fired from @SIRIUSXM, because I forgot that the job of Corporate Media is to give a platform to lying sacks of shit and help lying sacks of shit sell their shitty books."
- Frank Conniff on Chris Christie after the latter appeared on some shill program and actually, really, genuinely and truly said:
"I don’t know ‘the real story’ behind Bridgegate, Christie says, adding that we’ll probably never know"


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Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms quite clear, no doubt, somehow
Ah, but I was so much older then I'm younger than that now

---Robert Zimmerman


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Steve, I hope you've had a chance to see my reply to the nice note you left on my wall awhile ago. I'm back from the Brain 'n' Body Shop again, and have hopes you will be visiting us all once more in Forumvilla (you are missed, monsieur - please do not ask us all to beg. Heck, I am already down on my one good knee). Best of ye olde (and ye newe) holiday wishes! : )


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Caramel apples are a part of my life. This dates back to my childhood, where a night of trick-or-treating was not complete without stopping at my grandmother's house for the chewy orb-like confections. The melding of caramel and apple seemed to me in those days a confection ordained by the creator.
Hyperbole, you say?
No.
Fanaticism?
Sure.
And it is not just the association with those days, the powerful nostalgia that comes from tasting and smelling something and associating it with familiar and comforting memories, even though I know that scientifically speaking, smell is the most provocative memory enhancers of all the senses. I simply adore that combination of flavors. And even though, like Colonel Glenn Manning, I have a whole head full of goofy dental work, I still have to have to find time to savor one sometime during harvest time, the closer to Hallowe'en the better.

Now, CANDY apples- don't get me started. Candy apples are for FREAKS!


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Hi folks. I have been absent due to a personal tragedy that I caused.
My precious, adored Border Collie...I made mistakes that cost him his life. The unfathomable depths of my despair have been dark. Making it even harder to deal with was how I integrated his name and personality - a real character, a born clown, and since he was a BC, smart as a whip- into the MST3k theme song.
His name was Marcus. The "new" theme song went as follows:
In the not too distant future,
Sa-tur-day-dee
There lives a dog named Mar Mar,
An adorable Border Collie,
He worked at the sheep dog trial show,
A handsome gent in his tuxedo,
He did a good job puttin' sheeps in their place,
Til the day they wouldn't mind him so he shot'em in their face

"We're very disappointed", the trial judges said,
"We need sheep brought to market, not shot in the head.
So keep in mind we won't abide a willful collie like that"
So he said "Well, then, screw you guys, I'll go play with my cat!"
(Collie roll call)
Marcus! Marcus! Marcus! Marrrrrrrrrrrr-cus!
If you're woundering just what the hell this whole song is about,
Repeat to yourself "He's a collie dog" and whip your Frisbee out...
For Border Collie Theater, 3000.

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A lot of heavy stuff had come down before then, and I was already struggling. Causing Marcus's death...I just lost the will to live.


Jet Jaguar Abides - almost 4 years ago
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Hey Steve, is everything alright or have things gotten better?!? Doc said he talked to you recently but just wanted to hear straight from the horse's mouth...


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Something has happened. I may not make it back from this. I hope those of you I've loved know who you are because I don't want to list all of you and forget someone.
I may make one more post. But I may not. Love and peace and more strength than I have to you all.


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 4 years ago
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Hey Steve, wanted to let you know Phantom Chicken is now Jaguar Wong...Same weird f*cker just a different name ;)


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They are not long, the weeping and the laughter,
Love and desire and hate;
I think they have no portion in us after
We pass the gate.

They are not long, the days of wine and roses,
Out of a misty dream
Our path emerges for a while, then closes
Within a dream.


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My guard stood hard when abstract threats
Too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking
I had something to protect

Good and bad, I define these terms

Quite clear, no doubt, somehow

Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now


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What was my nickname that involved the word "salesman"? I don't even remember that.


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Hey. STEVE-A-RINO. ::end Woody Harrelson to Randy Quaid in 'Kingpin' voice where they're pretending to be dictionary salesmen to hustle people and Randy Quaid's character forgets his name is supposed to be 'Steve':: How's everything?


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NCNL This Week
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Your NCNL this week continues the Christmas theme.


Turkey Day 2020 - You vote for the Experiments!
Forum - 7 days ago
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Every day, https://mst3k.org/2020/10/15/turkey-day-2020-you-pick-the-episodes/ puts up two Experiments and you can vote for which ones goes into this year's gallinaceous gallimaufry of golden greats. An MST3K Deathmatch, if you will.
Today's choice - Eegah! or Boggy Creek II.


Best RiffTrax for Halloween?
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I just watched the RT version of Night of the Living Dead. Awesome. Any other suggestions of RT episodes that could be considered solid Halloween episodes? Thank You!


Happy Birthday, Tor!
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No longer with us (he'd have been 117 today), but definitely time for go to have cake!


HALLOWEEN: MST3K STYLE
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I've posted this thread at least twice, and there have been others not instigated by me, as hard as that might be to believe.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE EXPERIMENTS TO WATCH TO CAPTURE THAT HALLOWEEN FLAVOR?

It could be an invention exchange, a riff, a host segment, a short or the movie itself- any quality episode that SCREAMS Halloween to you.


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107 - Robot Monster - over 4 years ago
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"Man, somebody's gotta take that kid outta the rain".


K09 - Phase IV - almost 5 years ago
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TOM SERVO: "You know...This ant problem seems kinda' minor in the midst of the flying turtle problems the people of Japan experienced. I think we're being insensitive."


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 5 years ago
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"If we could arrange in some way for it to be distracted we could attack it with safety..."
...we can tap it on one shoulder and appear over the other.