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Jake
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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  3. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  4. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  5. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  6. Beginning of the End
    262
  7. Mitchell
    574
  8. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  9. Eegah
    386
  10. Soultaker
    369
  11. The Mole People
    199
  12. Girls Town
    284
  13. The Violent Years
    168
  14. San Francisco International
    262
  15. Daddy-O
    248
  16. Werewolf
    525
  17. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  18. Hobgoblins
    387
  19. Catalina Caper
    266
  20. The Starfighters
    234
  21. The Brute Man
    214
  22. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  23. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  24. The Crawling Eye
    259
  25. Ring of Terror
    190
  26. Invasion USA
    174
  27. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  28. The Beatniks
    184

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1008 - Final Justice - over 5 years ago
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"But... But JOEL got to escape after a really bad Joe Don Baker movie!"


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 5 years ago
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"...and a face that can be made beautiful again."

I know we all want to put this guy's balls in a vise, break off the handle, give him a spoon and set fire to the building, but this line especially.


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Why doesn't this have more laughs? This is one of their best episodes...


WAFFLES! - over 5 years ago
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Willie the Waffle sounds suspiciously like Coily the Spring...


Happy Monday!
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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I was cleaning up my Facebook when I learned two things:
1) Mystery Science Theater now has an official Instagram, @mst3k
2) Rifftrax has started offering full episodes of MST3k, each with a new intro by Mike Nelson, to download or stream. The Pumaman and The Final Sacrifice are already up for $10 each, and the proceeds go directly to Mike, Kevin and Bill.


1012 - Squirm - over 5 years ago
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The simpsons totally ripped off spring fever. Just sayin.


202 - The Sidehackers - over 5 years ago
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The episode containing Cambot's one and only riff.


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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I'm going to go turn my crank to F.R.A.N.K.


More Details on New MST3K
Forum - over 5 years ago
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From a Facebook post by David Caudill
June 2 at 3:49pm · Indianapolis, IN · Edited

With the recent buzz going on with regards to a possible revival of MST3K, I figure I should set some information straight since new information was revealed at Indy Pop Con over the weekend and more details will most likely come out over time.

- A new Gizmonic Information Club has been created and can be joined via http://joelhodgson.com/. This will have more details over time.
- There would be a new host and he has somebody in mind. He opted not to say at this point who though.
- The bots would return, but with different wranglers.
- Past cast and crew would be invited back to help with the show.
- There would "most likely" (emphasis on this as he has not finalized anything yet) be a kickstarter campaign to fund the production.

Those are the facts that were mentioned there. The most important thing is that nothing is really finalized at this point so please do bear this in mind. Also, I will say in my opinion that while I am not a fan of crowd-sourcing funding usually, this is one of those few scenarios where it could be beneficial. For now, I say instead of speculating just enjoy the ride and keep supporting the official releases.


Forum - over 5 years ago
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Anybody know where (if?) I can find an unriffed clip of "Book of Love" from Catalina Caper? Shameful confession here, but I actually like the song. A video or plain audio link would be juuuust dandy, but Google is not being remotely helpful.


Recent Riffs

514 - Teenage Strangler - over 5 years ago
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...And he didn't steal no bike, neither!


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 5 years ago
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He triiiieeeeeeed to kill me with a FooorrkLiiiift!!!!


"Previously, on the SOL..." - over 5 years ago
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Don't make me shoot you! CROOOOOOOOW!!!


602 - Invasion USA - over 5 years ago
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"Father feigns eating, draws Jr. out, then disowns him!"


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 5 years ago
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It's Gilligan's Island, the Headhunter episode.


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 5 years ago
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Make way for the Ku Klux Klowns!


UHF - MST3K Music Video - over 5 years ago
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Manos the Hands of Fate was filmed on location in a vacant lot!


MST3K - World News Appearance - over 5 years ago
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I'M NOT REALLY THAT MAD, AND I'LL TAKE IT FOR A WHILE!


MST3K- Top 5 Worst Songs - over 5 years ago
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Lyrics by Mrs. Johnson's kindergarten class.


MST3K- Top 5 Worst Songs - over 5 years ago
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I'm gonna go listen to my cat scream...


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Good lord, who IS this clown?


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We're VERY upset about the school lunch program.