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  1. Space Mutiny
    874
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  3. The Touch of Satan
    334
  4. Alien from L.A.
    269
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  6. Prince of Space
    451
  7. 12 to the Moon
    198
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    664
  9. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  10. Revenge of the Creature
    215
  11. Mitchell
    565
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  13. Rocketship X-M
    275
  14. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  16. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  17. The Creeping Terror
    243
  18. Bloodlust
    182
  19. The Violent Years
    167
  20. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  21. The Leech Woman
    229
  22. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  23. The She-Creature
    168
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  25. Riding with Death
    381
  26. Final Justice
    259
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  28. Gorgo
    165
  29. The Screaming Skull
    264
  30. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  31. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  32. Operation Double 007
    227
  33. Devil Doll
    240
  34. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    219
  35. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  36. Master Ninja I
    248
  37. Girls Town
    283
  38. Escape 2000
    249
  39. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  40. Fugitive Alien
    320
  41. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  42. Santa Claus
    286
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  44. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  45. High School Big Shot
    184
  46. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  47. San Francisco International
    255
  48. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  49. Bride of the Monster
    227
  50. The Skydivers
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  51. The Rebel Set
    156
  52. Laserblast
    383
  53. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  54. Devil Fish
    249
  55. The Starfighters
    230
  56. Gamera
    234
  57. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  58. Werewolf
    518
  59. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  60. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  61. The Phantom Planet
    212
  62. The Sidehackers
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  63. The Atomic Brain
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  64. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  65. Radar Secret Service
    216
  66. Puma Man
    502
  67. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  68. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  69. The Corpse Vanishes
    149
  70. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  72. King Dinosaur
    197
  73. Soultaker
    364
  74. The Crawling Eye
    252
  75. The Day the Earth Froze
    269
  76. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  77. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  78. Eegah
    378
  79. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  80. Beginning of the End
    254
  81. Racket Girls
    167
  82. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  83. Tormented
    218
  84. The Undead
    236
  85. Teenage Strangler
    306
  86. The Killer Shrews
    249
  87. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  88. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  89. Cave Dwellers
    419
  90. Jack Frost
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Recent Comments with recent replies

1008 - Final Justice - about 4 years ago
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"It's pronounced heh-ronimo" . . . uh, no it isn't.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 4 years ago
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So, unless I missed it, Mike and the Bots go the entire episode without once referring to the main character as "Fart Bargo." I can only aspire to one day possess that kind of restraint.


Manos: The Game Of Fate Review
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I'm sure by now most of you have heard of the Manos: The Hands of Fate video game that is available on Steam by Screw Attack Games. Let's just say, the warnings were correct: it lacks coherent story or accuracy to the movie. It pretty much lives off of MST references. I mean, it isn't THAT bad of a game, imo. However, there's just certain things. Like, there's only like...five stages. Which in terms, isn't enough for a platformer of this sort. I mean, it took me a while to beat the game, but that's because the level layout is kinda frustrating and crappy at times. Literally three seconds into the game, though, you see a "watch out for snakes sign." And you think to yourself, "meh. It can't be too bad from here on out for shoving MST references down your throat, right?" That's a big fat no. It has some subtle ones, but then half of the enemies are just enemies from the movies (there's the screaming skull, the crawling hand, Robot Monster, etc.). I mean, it's cool and all, but that's really the only redeeming factor of this game: The fact that it has MST references. It doesn't really have gaming value for non-MST fans. Not to say the platforming isn't fun. It's certainly entertaining. It just doesn't have enough replay value (other than the time you beat the game and can play through the whole story as Torgo. I have to admit, that made me laugh a lot). but it's just the fact that barely anything from the game happened in the movie. Overall, it's not good, it's not bad. I just recommend it to MST fans or people who know of Manos: The Hands of Fate. I give it a 3 out of 5.


Forum - over 2 years ago
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Boggy Creek II is BACK UP! It hasn't gotten a copyright notice yet so be warned, watch it while you can!


WAiT: Mystery Science Card Game 3000
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Let's pretend there's a collectible card game based on our favorite show! What MST cards do YOU want in your deck? Turn movie characters into creatures with special powers, turn classic riffs and sayings into spells, etc. Get it? Of course you do...
:-)


Jury Duty
Forum - over 2 years ago
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So, as of Monday, I'm spending my days at the Old Bailey in London (aka The Central Criminal Court of England and Wales), as a jurist in a trial expected to last about five weeks.

If one of the defendants says "I accuse my parents", will I be able to control myself?

I think not...


PSA: Always turn off your laptop before bed
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Remember kids: even an innocent hobgoblin fight can sound an awful lot like smut when it boots up at full blast the next morning at work.


WAiT: Fowl Phrases
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I was entertaining the thought of training a "talking" bird to speak, but what would I teach it to say? MST3k lines, of course!
Which lines would be your fav's for a pet to repeat to friends and family?
(If you slip a naughty riff in there, you get a Dirty Birdie Bonus)


512 - Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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So, wait. If I'm not much mistaken, Mitchell's moral "good cop" outrage is based entirely on thinking a different guy was paying for his prostitute?


The Gamera, Part 2
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Put up Gamera vs Guiron unlisted on YT, now linked on the page here, was going to try dailymotion, but they have a 60 minute cap. Let me know if the link works and plays well, if yes I'll put up the rest of the turtle eps.

Also, for a bit of fun (and a test of the 60fps capability) here all ten season openings synchronized together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWe-9BMDPY Enjoy!


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