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  1. Space Mutiny
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  2. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  3. The Touch of Satan
    360
  4. Alien from L.A.
    285
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    351
  6. Prince of Space
    483
  7. 12 to the Moon
    214
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  9. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  10. Revenge of the Creature
    240
  11. Mitchell
    607
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  13. Rocketship X-M
    297
  14. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    340
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  16. Zombie Nightmare
    320
  17. The Creeping Terror
    266
  18. Bloodlust
    193
  19. The Violent Years
    176
  20. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  21. The Leech Woman
    250
  22. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    217
  23. The She-Creature
    180
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    301
  25. Riding with Death
    416
  26. Final Justice
    276
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    281
  28. Gorgo
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  29. The Screaming Skull
    291
  30. Quest of the Delta Knights
    280
  31. Danger! Death Ray
    492
  32. Operation Double 007
    245
  33. Devil Doll
    258
  34. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    235
  35. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  36. Master Ninja I
    268
  37. Girls Town
    304
  38. Escape 2000
    276
  39. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
  40. Fugitive Alien
    342
  41. Night of the Blood Beast
    333
  42. Santa Claus
    309
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    330
  44. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  45. High School Big Shot
    198
  46. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  47. San Francisco International
    278
  48. I Accuse My Parents
    428
  49. Bride of the Monster
    246
  50. The Skydivers
    277
  51. The Rebel Set
    166
  52. Laserblast
    418
  53. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  54. Devil Fish
    273
  55. The Starfighters
    250
  56. Gamera
    261
  57. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    223
  58. Werewolf
    562
  59. Gamera vs. Guiron
    265
  60. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  61. The Phantom Planet
    232
  62. The Sidehackers
    218
  63. The Atomic Brain
    175
  64. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  65. Radar Secret Service
    233
  66. Puma Man
    543
  67. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
  68. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  69. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  70. The Incredible Melting Man
    292
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  72. King Dinosaur
    207
  73. Soultaker
    394
  74. The Crawling Eye
    276
  75. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  76. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    235
  77. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    332
  78. Eegah
    409
  79. Earth vs. the Spider
    213
  80. Beginning of the End
    282
  81. Racket Girls
    181
  82. The Deadly Mantis
    231
  83. Tormented
    227
  84. The Undead
    249
  85. Teenage Strangler
    327
  86. The Killer Shrews
    264
  87. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    295
  88. Monster A-Go Go
    358
  89. Cave Dwellers
    457
  90. Jack Frost
    352

Recent Comments with recent replies

1008 - Final Justice - almost 6 years ago
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"It's pronounced heh-ronimo" . . . uh, no it isn't.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 6 years ago
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So, unless I missed it, Mike and the Bots go the entire episode without once referring to the main character as "Fart Bargo." I can only aspire to one day possess that kind of restraint.


Manos: The Game Of Fate Review
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I'm sure by now most of you have heard of the Manos: The Hands of Fate video game that is available on Steam by Screw Attack Games. Let's just say, the warnings were correct: it lacks coherent story or accuracy to the movie. It pretty much lives off of MST references. I mean, it isn't THAT bad of a game, imo. However, there's just certain things. Like, there's only like...five stages. Which in terms, isn't enough for a platformer of this sort. I mean, it took me a while to beat the game, but that's because the level layout is kinda frustrating and crappy at times. Literally three seconds into the game, though, you see a "watch out for snakes sign." And you think to yourself, "meh. It can't be too bad from here on out for shoving MST references down your throat, right?" That's a big fat no. It has some subtle ones, but then half of the enemies are just enemies from the movies (there's the screaming skull, the crawling hand, Robot Monster, etc.). I mean, it's cool and all, but that's really the only redeeming factor of this game: The fact that it has MST references. It doesn't really have gaming value for non-MST fans. Not to say the platforming isn't fun. It's certainly entertaining. It just doesn't have enough replay value (other than the time you beat the game and can play through the whole story as Torgo. I have to admit, that made me laugh a lot). but it's just the fact that barely anything from the game happened in the movie. Overall, it's not good, it's not bad. I just recommend it to MST fans or people who know of Manos: The Hands of Fate. I give it a 3 out of 5.


Forum - over 4 years ago
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Boggy Creek II is BACK UP! It hasn't gotten a copyright notice yet so be warned, watch it while you can!


WAiT: Mystery Science Card Game 3000
Forum - over 4 years ago
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Let's pretend there's a collectible card game based on our favorite show! What MST cards do YOU want in your deck? Turn movie characters into creatures with special powers, turn classic riffs and sayings into spells, etc. Get it? Of course you do...
:-)


Jury Duty
Forum - over 4 years ago
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So, as of Monday, I'm spending my days at the Old Bailey in London (aka The Central Criminal Court of England and Wales), as a jurist in a trial expected to last about five weeks.

If one of the defendants says "I accuse my parents", will I be able to control myself?

I think not...


PSA: Always turn off your laptop before bed
Forum - over 4 years ago
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Remember kids: even an innocent hobgoblin fight can sound an awful lot like smut when it boots up at full blast the next morning at work.


WAiT: Fowl Phrases
Forum - over 4 years ago
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I was entertaining the thought of training a "talking" bird to speak, but what would I teach it to say? MST3k lines, of course!
Which lines would be your fav's for a pet to repeat to friends and family?
(If you slip a naughty riff in there, you get a Dirty Birdie Bonus)


512 - Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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So, wait. If I'm not much mistaken, Mitchell's moral "good cop" outrage is based entirely on thinking a different guy was paying for his prostitute?


The Gamera, Part 2
Forum - over 4 years ago
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Put up Gamera vs Guiron unlisted on YT, now linked on the page here, was going to try dailymotion, but they have a 60 minute cap. Let me know if the link works and plays well, if yes I'll put up the rest of the turtle eps.

Also, for a bit of fun (and a test of the 60fps capability) here all ten season openings synchronized together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWe-9BMDPY Enjoy!


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