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  1. Space Mutiny
    896
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    753
  3. The Touch of Satan
    344
  4. Alien from L.A.
    277
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  6. Prince of Space
    459
  7. 12 to the Moon
    204
  8. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  9. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  10. Revenge of the Creature
    229
  11. Mitchell
    578
  12. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  13. Rocketship X-M
    283
  14. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  15. Teenage Crime Wave
    183
  16. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  17. The Creeping Terror
    249
  18. Bloodlust
    186
  19. The Violent Years
    170
  20. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  21. The Leech Woman
    238
  22. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    200
  23. The She-Creature
    173
  24. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    283
  25. Riding with Death
    394
  26. Final Justice
    267
  27. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260
  28. Gorgo
    177
  29. The Screaming Skull
    275
  30. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  31. Danger! Death Ray
    473
  32. Operation Double 007
    235
  33. Devil Doll
    245
  34. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  35. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    340
  36. Master Ninja I
    255
  37. Girls Town
    286
  38. Escape 2000
    255
  39. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  40. Fugitive Alien
    328
  41. Night of the Blood Beast
    317
  42. Santa Claus
    291
  43. Horror of Party Beach
    311
  44. War of the Colossal Beast
    227
  45. High School Big Shot
    189
  46. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  47. San Francisco International
    266
  48. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  49. Bride of the Monster
    235
  50. The Skydivers
    273
  51. The Rebel Set
    161
  52. Laserblast
    396
  53. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  54. Devil Fish
    257
  55. The Starfighters
    238
  56. Gamera
    247
  57. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    217
  58. Werewolf
    534
  59. Gamera vs. Guiron
    250
  60. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  61. The Phantom Planet
    223
  62. The Sidehackers
    206
  63. The Atomic Brain
    170
  64. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  65. Radar Secret Service
    224
  66. Puma Man
    514
  67. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  68. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  69. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  70. The Incredible Melting Man
    275
  71. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  72. King Dinosaur
    202
  73. Soultaker
    376
  74. The Crawling Eye
    259
  75. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  76. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  77. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    312
  78. Eegah
    389
  79. Earth vs. the Spider
    201
  80. Beginning of the End
    268
  81. Racket Girls
    173
  82. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  83. Tormented
    223
  84. The Undead
    243
  85. Teenage Strangler
    315
  86. The Killer Shrews
    255
  87. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    283
  88. Monster A-Go Go
    340
  89. Cave Dwellers
    433
  90. Jack Frost
    334

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1008 - Final Justice - over 4 years ago
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"It's pronounced heh-ronimo" . . . uh, no it isn't.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 5 years ago
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So, unless I missed it, Mike and the Bots go the entire episode without once referring to the main character as "Fart Bargo." I can only aspire to one day possess that kind of restraint.


Manos: The Game Of Fate Review
Forum - about 3 years ago
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I'm sure by now most of you have heard of the Manos: The Hands of Fate video game that is available on Steam by Screw Attack Games. Let's just say, the warnings were correct: it lacks coherent story or accuracy to the movie. It pretty much lives off of MST references. I mean, it isn't THAT bad of a game, imo. However, there's just certain things. Like, there's only like...five stages. Which in terms, isn't enough for a platformer of this sort. I mean, it took me a while to beat the game, but that's because the level layout is kinda frustrating and crappy at times. Literally three seconds into the game, though, you see a "watch out for snakes sign." And you think to yourself, "meh. It can't be too bad from here on out for shoving MST references down your throat, right?" That's a big fat no. It has some subtle ones, but then half of the enemies are just enemies from the movies (there's the screaming skull, the crawling hand, Robot Monster, etc.). I mean, it's cool and all, but that's really the only redeeming factor of this game: The fact that it has MST references. It doesn't really have gaming value for non-MST fans. Not to say the platforming isn't fun. It's certainly entertaining. It just doesn't have enough replay value (other than the time you beat the game and can play through the whole story as Torgo. I have to admit, that made me laugh a lot). but it's just the fact that barely anything from the game happened in the movie. Overall, it's not good, it's not bad. I just recommend it to MST fans or people who know of Manos: The Hands of Fate. I give it a 3 out of 5.


Forum - about 3 years ago
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Boggy Creek II is BACK UP! It hasn't gotten a copyright notice yet so be warned, watch it while you can!


WAiT: Mystery Science Card Game 3000
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Let's pretend there's a collectible card game based on our favorite show! What MST cards do YOU want in your deck? Turn movie characters into creatures with special powers, turn classic riffs and sayings into spells, etc. Get it? Of course you do...
:-)


Jury Duty
Forum - about 3 years ago
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So, as of Monday, I'm spending my days at the Old Bailey in London (aka The Central Criminal Court of England and Wales), as a jurist in a trial expected to last about five weeks.

If one of the defendants says "I accuse my parents", will I be able to control myself?

I think not...


PSA: Always turn off your laptop before bed
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Remember kids: even an innocent hobgoblin fight can sound an awful lot like smut when it boots up at full blast the next morning at work.


WAiT: Fowl Phrases
Forum - over 3 years ago
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I was entertaining the thought of training a "talking" bird to speak, but what would I teach it to say? MST3k lines, of course!
Which lines would be your fav's for a pet to repeat to friends and family?
(If you slip a naughty riff in there, you get a Dirty Birdie Bonus)


512 - Mitchell - over 3 years ago
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So, wait. If I'm not much mistaken, Mitchell's moral "good cop" outrage is based entirely on thinking a different guy was paying for his prostitute?


The Gamera, Part 2
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Put up Gamera vs Guiron unlisted on YT, now linked on the page here, was going to try dailymotion, but they have a 60 minute cap. Let me know if the link works and plays well, if yes I'll put up the rest of the turtle eps.

Also, for a bit of fun (and a test of the 60fps capability) here all ten season openings synchronized together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWe-9BMDPY Enjoy!


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