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Favorite Episodes

  1. Pod People
    466
  2. Fugitive Alien
    264
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    178
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  5. Gamera vs. Guiron
    194
  6. Red Zone Cuba
    191
  7. Wild Rebels
    136
  8. Mitchell
    489
  9. The Brute Man
    171
  10. Laserblast
    334
  11. Cave Dwellers
    353
  12. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  13. Track of the Moon Beast
    232
  14. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  15. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    231
  16. The Human Duplicators
    165
  17. Bride of the Monster
    188
  18. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    172
  19. Girls Town
    242
  20. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  21. The Rebel Set
    136
  22. The Sidehackers
    169
  23. Soultaker
    317
  24. Time of the Apes
    218
  25. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  26. Eegah
    331
  27. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  28. The Touch of Satan
    282
  29. The Magic Sword
    166
  30. Rocketship X-M
    238
  31. Space Travelers
    125
  32. The Beatniks
    159
  33. Hobgoblins
    331
  34. The Starfighters
    188
  35. Gunslinger
    124
  36. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  37. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    202
  38. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  39. The Unearthly
    163
  40. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    278
  41. Space Mutiny
    777
  42. Manhunt in Space
    139
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    255
  44. The Incredible Melting Man
    224
  45. High School Big Shot
    153
  46. Time Chasers
    371
  47. Puma Man
    433
  48. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    353
  49. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    172
  50. Teenage Crime Wave
    146
  51. The Skydivers
    220
  52. Escape 2000
    207

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Favorite Closing Lines and Great Sendoffs
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Forum - 3 days ago

What are your favorite closing lines (Episode Ending or Host Segment)?

(Host Segment, Ep. 812, Time Chasers, 1:29:33)
Crow: "Tsk...tsk...huh...Well...Cheese ain't gonna cut itself, huh?"

[Hilariously, and yet sadly, the very last thing broadcast by MST3K]

(Episode End, Ep. 1013, Diabolik, 1:32:07)
Valmont (Adolfo Celi): "Is that Stud coming?"


New to the forum...
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Forum - 12 days ago

I'm new on here, so I guess I just ask what I wanted to findout.
I've been trying to figure out which episode has a cat in it walking away from the camera, and they remark, "Do you like my little tail? Good, Kill him!!"
Anyone remember which one it is?? Any help would be great!


When is the reboot going to start?
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Forum - 8 days ago

I can't find any info on when the reboot is actually going to begin? I don't have Netflix, only Hulu. I would think they should be up and going with at least a few eps by now.?


Short Stuff
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Forum - 25 days ago

Does anyone know why Season Seven is so short?...only 7 episodes...


What is Assignment Venezuela?
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Forum - 26 days ago

"the lost short" If its a short, why is it counted as an episode? Is it like a pseudo-episode or???


Best Riffs... Repeated endlessly. Flag on the Moon.
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Forum - 2 months ago

The Best Riff section of an episode... Boy, it's a mess sometimes.
After one innocuous commenter wondered why they were they only one posting "best riffs" on a Watch It Together episode, I felt I needed to tell them it's not the place for repeating riffs you found funny.

This is what I said:
Before submitting a Best Riff, I use Control+F to see if anyone has done that riff before me. And if so, I give that preexisting riff a laugh.

I can't be the only one going through an episode's "best riffs" and getting frustrated that many riffs get repeated two to five times. Whaddaya think, sirs?


Whither Gypsy?
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Forum - 2 months ago

Apologies if this has been covered, but it occurred to me all of a sudden that I haven't heard (or I missed) any mention of Gypsy in the MST3K reboot. She was always a handful, and didn't ever get fully developed in the original series, so it would make sense to just retire the character -- just wondering what the official word is.


Talkin' Big Head
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Forum - 3 months ago

Who's that guy with the big head?


SAiT: Getting Past the Censors
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Forum - 4 months ago

Try to recall some riffs that may have slid by an unsuspecting censor... "Did a puppet just say that? naaaaah..." "Wait, there are ten joke per minute, and some are very vague and obscure? I quit!"
What a hellish job.
;-d


I almost forgot....
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Forum - 5 months ago

I almost forgot. I kept forgetting, actually. Until I heard a riff similar to it. I was thinking...remember that Johnny Longtorso invention from the mads? The man who comes in pieces? Well, you see, I was thinking. What if they would release each new box set with a piece of Johnny Longtorso? That would be a great thing to collect. It's similar to the three bot action figures that they had as a limited time thing. I don't know, I just thought it'd be cool to give the mads some love in these box sets, too!


Well...
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Forum - 5 months ago

I told Mistretta to talk to Gallano...


Recent Riffs

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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

Hey, it's like that scene from Mac & Me where Mac came back to life!


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

Watch this, little joke... "Hi, we're the cast from Strawdogs!"


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

He's stealing all the Nerf Toast.


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

Hey - What gives? I'M on the milk carton.


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

"Want some?"
"It's one of you, only gamier."


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

Horse poster courtesy Dynamite Magazine, for teens.


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

Hey - It's a matching shirt and sofa set.


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

Gosh, that last scene was goofy; glad we weren't in it.


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303 - Pod People - 7 months ago

"Ba dum, ba dee - Time to Armor-All my pants!"


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Never before in the annals of Kid-Dom had a toy been sucked into The Whirlpool of Death!


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705 - Escape 2000 - 10 months ago

This is Dolby Stereo reminding you to Leave the Bronx.


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204 - Catalina Caper - about 2 years ago

It's just one big, sunny, fun-filled Baton Death March.