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Favorite Episodes

  1. Pod People
    472
  2. Fugitive Alien
    269
  3. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    179
  4. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  5. Gamera vs. Guiron
    199
  6. Red Zone Cuba
    192
  7. Wild Rebels
    136
  8. Mitchell
    496
  9. The Brute Man
    172
  10. Laserblast
    334
  11. Cave Dwellers
    358
  12. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  13. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  14. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  15. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    237
  16. The Human Duplicators
    167
  17. Bride of the Monster
    193
  18. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  19. Girls Town
    245
  20. The Day the Earth Froze
    227
  21. The Rebel Set
    136
  22. The Sidehackers
    170
  23. Soultaker
    318
  24. Time of the Apes
    221
  25. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  26. Eegah
    333
  27. Teenagers from Outer Space
    229
  28. The Touch of Satan
    285
  29. The Magic Sword
    168
  30. Rocketship X-M
    239
  31. Space Travelers
    125
  32. The Beatniks
    161
  33. Hobgoblins
    332
  34. The Starfighters
    192
  35. Gunslinger
    127
  36. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  37. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    207
  38. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    210
  39. The Unearthly
    164
  40. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  41. Space Mutiny
    780
  42. Manhunt in Space
    139
  43. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  44. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  45. High School Big Shot
    155
  46. Time Chasers
    376
  47. Puma Man
    438
  48. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  49. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    175
  50. Teenage Crime Wave
    147
  51. The Skydivers
    222
  52. Escape 2000
    208

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Good Friday, Indeed
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Forum - 4 days ago

New season drops April 14 on Netflix. First!

http://nerdist.com/mystery-science-theater-3000-season-11-release-date/

(Sorry for having to send you a Nerdist link, but it's the best I could find)


Making a Day of It
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Forum - 8 days ago

Today is National Random Acts of Kindness Day. Yesterday was Do a Grouch a Favor Day. The 15th was National Gumdrop Day. Valentine's Day doubled as National Ferris Wheel Day. (Ain't the Internets grand?)

Point is: If we can have every sort of honorary "day" possible in an infinite omniverse, including National Aardvark Day (August 27th), why not a National Mystery Science Theater [and alums] Day?

Am I rabble-rousing and suggesting we write our elected reps to institute such a solemn nationwide pronouncement to enable a day of partying, props-giving, and fond hat-tipping? Yes, I suppose I am.

One last thing: We'll need a date. And a face. Maybe a logo.

I'd suggest the first national air date on Comedy Central. And buzz-cut, jump-suited Joel. Plus, the homey gray "meatball."

Let me first retire to the Hospital's Hospitality Suite and its lead-lined shielding -- OK. Now, then: Let the spleen-venting begin!
: )


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Forum - 17 days ago

I will be "missing' TG. In much the same way I will be missing the next Transformers. Am I some kind of genius - please tell me.

On a 1984 riff, what movies would you categorize: doubleplusungood?


MST3K Books
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Forum - about 1 month ago

Anyone read the books by the MST3K team? I got two from Mike Nelson: Deathrat (novel) and Mind over Matter (comedic short writing). Oddly, the novel is funny and rich in characterization while the "sketch" format writing is occasionally funny, but reads more like it was written by the pound. Kevin Murphy's "A year at the movies" is really well written and a good read.


New to the forum...
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Forum - about 2 months ago

I'm new on here, so I guess I just ask what I wanted to findout.
I've been trying to figure out which episode has a cat in it walking away from the camera, and they remark, "Do you like my little tail? Good, Kill him!!"
Anyone remember which one it is?? Any help would be great!


When is the reboot going to start?
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Forum - about 1 month ago

I can't find any info on when the reboot is actually going to begin? I don't have Netflix, only Hulu. I would think they should be up and going with at least a few eps by now.?


Short Stuff
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Forum - about 2 months ago

Does anyone know why Season Seven is so short?...only 7 episodes...


What is Assignment Venezuela?
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Forum - about 2 months ago

"the lost short" If its a short, why is it counted as an episode? Is it like a pseudo-episode or???


Best Riffs... Repeated endlessly. Flag on the Moon.
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Forum - 3 months ago

The Best Riff section of an episode... Boy, it's a mess sometimes.
After one innocuous commenter wondered why they were they only one posting "best riffs" on a Watch It Together episode, I felt I needed to tell them it's not the place for repeating riffs you found funny.

This is what I said:
Before submitting a Best Riff, I use Control+F to see if anyone has done that riff before me. And if so, I give that preexisting riff a laugh.

I can't be the only one going through an episode's "best riffs" and getting frustrated that many riffs get repeated two to five times. Whaddaya think, sirs?


Whither Gypsy?
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Forum - 3 months ago

Apologies if this has been covered, but it occurred to me all of a sudden that I haven't heard (or I missed) any mention of Gypsy in the MST3K reboot. She was always a handful, and didn't ever get fully developed in the original series, so it would make sense to just retire the character -- just wondering what the official word is.


Recent Riffs

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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

Hey, it's like that scene from Mac & Me where Mac came back to life!


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

Watch this, little joke... "Hi, we're the cast from Strawdogs!"


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

He's stealing all the Nerf Toast.


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

Hey - What gives? I'M on the milk carton.


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

"Want some?"
"It's one of you, only gamier."


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

Horse poster courtesy Dynamite Magazine, for teens.


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

Hey - It's a matching shirt and sofa set.


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

Gosh, that last scene was goofy; glad we weren't in it.


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

"Ba dum, ba dee - Time to Armor-All my pants!"


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212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - 10 months ago

Never before in the annals of Kid-Dom had a toy been sucked into The Whirlpool of Death!


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705 - Escape 2000 - 11 months ago

This is Dolby Stereo reminding you to Leave the Bronx.


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204 - Catalina Caper - over 2 years ago

It's just one big, sunny, fun-filled Baton Death March.