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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    295
  2. Jack Frost
    352
  3. San Francisco International
    278
  4. Teenage Strangler
    327
  5. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
  6. Eegah
    409
  7. Squirm
    251
  8. Riding with Death
    416
  9. The Brute Man
    225
  10. Devil Doll
    258
  11. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  12. Daddy-O
    257
  13. Laserblast
    418
  14. Santa Claus
    309
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    154
  16. The Beatniks
    192
  17. Hobgoblins
    414
  18. Final Justice
    276
  19. The Leech Woman
    250
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    340
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    28
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    428
  23. The Touch of Satan
    360
  24. Girl in Gold Boots
    294
  25. Space Mutiny
    936
  26. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    352
  27. Time Chasers
    459
  28. Tormented
    227
  29. Avalanche
    41
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242
  31. Girls Town
    304
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    333
  33. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  35. The Magic Sword
    212
  36. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
  37. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    235
  38. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  39. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  40. Jungle Goddess
    197
  41. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  42. Angels' Revenge
    216
  43. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
  44. The Creeping Terror
    266
  45. Bloodlust
    193
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  47. High School Big Shot
    198
  48. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  49. Earth vs. the Spider
    213
  50. King Dinosaur
    207
  51. 12 to the Moon
    214

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Sex with?
Forum - 8 months ago
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If you could spend a passion filled week in a romantic location with any character from any episode, as they appeared then, who would it be?

I'm going to have to say Livia, the witch in Corman's, The Undead.


419 - The Rebel Set - over 6 years ago
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I teach pre-k (4- and 5-year olds), and I don't think Johnny is 5 years old. He looks no older than 4. Why does the short lie about his age? To make it seem less tragic and negligent that a small child is allowed to wander off?


Movie Songs - Your Picks?
Forum - 4 months ago
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We recently had a thread about songs sung by the MST cast. This one is about songs from the movies used as experiments. Many movies include songs sung by the movie's cast members (e.g.: Are You Happy In Your Work), some include a band playing a song (e.g.: California Lady), and some have songs sung during the credits (e.g.: Night Train to Mundo Fine). Songs from any of these categories are valid entries for this thread.

1. Which song do you find the most annoying?
2. Which song do you find the funniest?
3. Which song do you enjoy the most as a song?


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 3 years ago
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Worst Pearl/BrainGuy/Bobo segments ever?


What fresh hell is this?!
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Your random thoughts, from various riffers' lips to our ears?


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - almost 3 years ago
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This episode is great for riffing. A sword and sandal adventure VERY loosely based on Greek mythology with lots of boobs and terrible acting. Jayne just pouts her way through the movie.


NCNL Advent Calendar
Forum - 2 months ago
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Party time and everyone's having fun!


Forum - 2 months ago
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For those who watch Rifftrax, which episode would you say that you have watched the most.


MST Characters' Favorite Holiday Expressions
Forum - 2 months ago
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"It's the most wonderful time for a beer." - Mitchell


ANOTHER BAD JOKES FOR MSTIES THREAD
Forum - 4 months ago
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Since time is being uncooperative and 2020 insists on still messin' with the world, it's up to us to put on our thinking caps- or tin foil hats- and do the only thing that can save humanity:
Make up bad jokes on the spot.

Such as...

Q: Why was a Johnson family BBQ like "Teenagers From Outer Space"?

A: Because TOR CHAR!

Come on- Do your worst.


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 2 years ago
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You can't inject puberty. It has to happen over time.


806 - The Undead - almost 5 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - about 3 years ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - about 3 years ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - about 3 years ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - about 3 years ago
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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - about 3 years ago
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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago
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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!