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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  2. Jack Frost
    312
  3. San Francisco International
    249
  4. Teenage Strangler
    301
  5. Eegah
    370
  6. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
  7. Squirm
    220
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  9. Riding with Death
    379
  10. The Brute Man
    205
  11. Devil Doll
    236
  12. Daddy-O
    237
  13. Laserblast
    371
  14. Santa Claus
    276
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    146
  16. The Beatniks
    177
  17. Hobgoblins
    373
  18. Final Justice
    253
  19. The Leech Woman
    222
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    22
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  23. The Touch of Satan
    326
  24. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  25. Space Mutiny
    860
  26. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  27. Time Chasers
    418
  28. Tormented
    215
  29. Avalanche
    31
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  31. Girls Town
    279
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  33. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  35. The Magic Sword
    197
  36. Teenagers from Outer Space
    269
  37. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
  38. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  39. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  40. Jungle Goddess
    178
  41. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  42. Angels' Revenge
    198
  43. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  44. The Creeping Terror
    238
  45. Bloodlust
    176
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  47. High School Big Shot
    178
  48. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
  49. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
  50. King Dinosaur
    191

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NCNL 2019 #1
Forum - 8 days ago
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John Agar
Forum - 10 days ago
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I know it's popular to hate John Agar around these here parts, but I watched Revenge of the Creature today and I decided to read about him. He seems to have been one of those very practical actors. He knew he was in some terrible movies but he got paid. Some of them, he enjoyed, but there was one where he said that he knew the audience was going to laugh at something that was supposed to be scary. Maybe he wasn't the best actor (...well, definitely, he wasn't the best actor), but he was in a number of respectable movies...and a lot more B movies. :)

They have a quote from him on IMDb. There's no source listed, so I don't know if it's genuine or not, but I liked it: "A lot of the pictures I made were not released--they escaped."

Honestly, I can respect someone who is upfront about what he did. Actors have to eat, too. I'd wager that most actors can't just do it because it's a meaningful part.


Riff of the day: The director's vision?
Forum - 11 days ago
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...confusion racked with ambiguity!

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell


What doth 2019 hold for Riffing?
Forum - 22 days ago
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Look in your crystal balls and tell me what you see.....

Rifftrax forced to cease operations after releasing the horror movie "Norman Bates" ... which, unlike the expected Psycho ripoff, is only 15minutes long and has a LOT of "Nnnnnnnggggg" in it.


Fill in the Blanks with Your Favorite Rifftrax Wedding Vows or Other Wedding Riffs
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Example: You know..I could honestly spend the rest of my life watching you wait to die ... Ah, my wedding vows

Radical Jack


Happy 2019 Everyone!
Forum - 20 days ago
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Just wanted to wish all 'The Gang' here at ClubMST3K a Happy New Year!
Thanks for all the laughs from last year(s)...and I look forward to just as many in 2019...


Eine Kleine Deutsch Puppe
Forum - 19 days ago
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Not related, it's just something I made for my second year in German. I just had a whole lot of fun making it, so I thought I'd put it up here for any Deutsch Lernerin to critique. So, I did this puppet show of a cooking show, to demonstrate I know how to do commands. It was a blast to make and I learned what it'd be like to be Trace and Frank underneath a table, just looking at a monitor... it's hard to hold the puppet directly straight up, so television puppeteers are impressive. And it's even more impressive for people like Trace and Frank, who weren't puppeteers before MST, to do that monitor work so well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11lWShKAJc&t=1s


NCNL Last one of 2018....
Forum - 22 days ago
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Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - 8 months ago
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You can't inject puberty. It has to happen over time.


806 - The Undead - almost 3 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - about 1 year ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - about 1 year ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - about 1 year ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - about 1 year ago
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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - about 1 year ago
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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 1 year ago
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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!