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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  2. Jack Frost
    324
  3. San Francisco International
    255
  4. Teenage Strangler
    306
  5. Eegah
    378
  6. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  7. Squirm
    232
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  9. Riding with Death
    381
  10. The Brute Man
    209
  11. Devil Doll
    240
  12. Daddy-O
    243
  13. Laserblast
    383
  14. Santa Claus
    286
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  16. The Beatniks
    181
  17. Hobgoblins
    379
  18. Final Justice
    259
  19. The Leech Woman
    229
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    25
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  23. The Touch of Satan
    334
  24. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  25. Space Mutiny
    874
  26. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  27. Time Chasers
    425
  28. Tormented
    218
  29. Avalanche
    35
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  31. Girls Town
    282
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  33. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  35. The Magic Sword
    201
  36. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  37. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  38. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  39. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  40. Jungle Goddess
    181
  41. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  42. Angels' Revenge
    203
  43. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  44. The Creeping Terror
    243
  45. Bloodlust
    182
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  47. High School Big Shot
    184
  48. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  49. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  50. King Dinosaur
    196

Recent Comments with recent replies

How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - over 1 year ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Rifftrax Tonight At Lloyd Center Cinema!
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Some flick with tentacles. Supposed to be good for ya'.


Rifftrax Top 10
Forum - 2 months ago
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I'm going to open this bag of worms...nice friendly worms: one called Simon.

What are your top 10 Rifftrax of all Time? This minute for me:

- Grizzly
- Ator
- Woman in Green
- King of Kong Island
- Maturing Woman (short) [because of THAT genius bit at the end]
- Guy from Harlem
- Trucker's Woman
- Revenge of Dr X
- Wonder women
- Dinosaurus


Roller Gator
Forum - about 2 months ago
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SO Roller Gator is currently the Deal of the Week over at the Rifftrax. Has anyone seen it? What did you think?


Celebration episode?
Forum - about 2 months ago
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My dad is home after almost two weeks in the hospital recovering from a partial colon removal (and the polyp was benign so no cancer!). He's almost 81 years old and so recovery will take still more time, but he's home and lucid which is a major relief.

What's a good celebratory episode?


NCNL #7...ish
Forum - about 2 months ago
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No comments. No laighs. No service.


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - about 2 months ago
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I see a killing spree in their future.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - 12 months ago
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You can't inject puberty. It has to happen over time.


806 - The Undead - about 3 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 1 year ago
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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 1 year ago
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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 1 year ago
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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!