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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    295
  2. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    255
  3. Teenage Strangler
    292
  4. San Francisco International
    243
  5. Squirm
    215
  6. The Giant Spider Invasion
    318
  7. Eegah
    361
  8. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    317
  9. Riding with Death
    359
  10. The Brute Man
    198
  11. Devil Doll
    226
  12. Laserblast
    359
  13. Daddy-O
    230
  14. Santa Claus
    269
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    144
  16. The Beatniks
    171
  17. Hobgoblins
    370
  18. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    192
  19. Final Justice
    248
  20. The Leech Woman
    214
  21. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    297
  22. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    15
  23. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  24. The Touch of Satan
    319
  25. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    312
  26. Girl in Gold Boots
    259
  27. Space Mutiny
    840
  28. Time Chasers
    408
  29. Tormented
    206
  30. Avalanche
    21
  31. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    210
  32. Girls Town
    270
  33. Night of the Blood Beast
    288
  34. The Amazing Colossal Man
    189
  35. The Sword and the Dragon
    204
  36. The Magic Sword
    190
  37. Teenagers from Outer Space
    258
  38. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    207
  39. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  40. Jungle Goddess
    168
  41. Angels' Revenge
    193
  42. The Creeping Terror
    233
  43. Bloodlust
    172
  44. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    277
  45. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    160
  46. The Final Sacrifice
    701
  47. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    195
  48. High School Big Shot
    170
  49. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  50. Earth vs. the Spider
    183

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"Funny" stuff that isn't
Forum - 8 days ago
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Anyone else got a problem finding humor in something other people love? For me, it's anything "humorous" on NPR: Click and Clack; Wait wait don;t tell me; Lake Woebegone. Just either chock full of mutual back-slapping unfunny in-jokes or humor-meter reads zero.

What have you got?


Laserless Mission
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What MOVIE TITLE 'glaringly' doesn't live up to it's name? Choose from any of the movies the Guys/Gals have riffed. I was watching Rifftrax : Laser Mission today and I came to the conclusion that it has less lasers than Danger! Death Ray has death rays...plenty of good riffs however and the main villain was very familiar..He was Captain Devers from Space Mutiny..also 'stars' Ernest Borgnine...


Another Rock'n'Roll Nightmare?
Forum - 9 days ago
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I just discovered that there was a sequel to the Canucksploitation classic, called 'Intercessor'... and it is so much worse than the original!
Here are a few edited moments: https://youtu.be/rAXMaqChCQQ?list=WL


Satisfying Deaths in MST3k
Forum - 29 days ago
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Well, this took a bit longer than I expected, but here it is. Enjoy! >:D

https://youtu.be/cr_aPs3V-cc


Thanks!
Forum - 20 days ago
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Thank you all for the jolly April Fools Day fun. I see not everyone is back to normal, probably because most of us were not normal to start with.


1104 - Avalanche - 4 months ago
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This episode has one of my new favorite host segments, where Jonah and the bots copyright as many hybrid animal/disaster movie titles as possible:
Clamorrhoids
Wooly Clammoth
Streptococker Spaniel
Fraggle Rockslide
Robocowboys vs. Sickle Squid Anemia
and so many more...


Explain Your Avatar
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Some of these forum avatars are too damn small to make out what/who they are. Who has some 'splainin' to do?

...and get off my damn lawn....


Recent Riffs

806 - The Undead - about 2 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - 4 months ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - 4 months ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - 4 months ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!


1008 - Final Justice - over 1 year ago
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Cab driver: Do you know John Wayne?
Servo: Gacy? Yes.