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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  2. Jack Frost
    325
  3. San Francisco International
    258
  4. Teenage Strangler
    306
  5. Eegah
    380
  6. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  7. Squirm
    232
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  9. Riding with Death
    381
  10. The Brute Man
    213
  11. Devil Doll
    242
  12. Daddy-O
    244
  13. Laserblast
    385
  14. Santa Claus
    286
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  16. The Beatniks
    182
  17. Hobgoblins
    383
  18. Final Justice
    260
  19. The Leech Woman
    233
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    26
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  23. The Touch of Satan
    336
  24. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  25. Space Mutiny
    879
  26. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  27. Time Chasers
    424
  28. Tormented
    218
  29. Avalanche
    37
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  31. Girls Town
    284
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  33. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  35. The Magic Sword
    204
  36. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  37. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  38. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  39. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  40. Jungle Goddess
    184
  41. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  42. Angels' Revenge
    204
  43. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  44. The Creeping Terror
    244
  45. Bloodlust
    183
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  47. High School Big Shot
    185
  48. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  49. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  50. King Dinosaur
    198

Recent Comments with recent replies

806 - The Undead - almost 6 years ago
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Man, there's a lot of disturbing moments throughout this show, but seriously, nothing makes me more uncomfortable than Satan's off-set Adam's apple.


506 - Eegah - over 5 years ago
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Haha! Someone should make a playlist of all the terrible fathers in MST3k movies! It would definitely have to include:
1. Collaborator dad (from "Eegah")
2. Depressive dad (from "High School Big Shot")
3. Alcoholic hick dad (from "The Pod People")
4. Apathetic scientist dad (from "Horror of Party Beach")
5. Ineffectual doormat dad (from "Jack Frost")
... and many more!


Just the Shorts, and only the Shorts.
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Does anyone else like to string together a series of MST3K or RT shorts and just binge out on them? The other night I ran with the theme of 59s/60s Family Life and wound up with two hours that were just as funny as any movie riffing. If you do, do you put together a theme?


Rifftrax Top 10
Forum - 4 months ago
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I'm going to open this bag of worms...nice friendly worms: one called Simon.

What are your top 10 Rifftrax of all Time? This minute for me:

- Grizzly
- Ator
- Woman in Green
- King of Kong Island
- Maturing Woman (short) [because of THAT genius bit at the end]
- Guy from Harlem
- Trucker's Woman
- Revenge of Dr X
- Wonder women
- Dinosaurus


Forum - about 2 months ago
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I know this has probably been discussed many times, but not since I found this site. At least I don't remember {memory has been extra bad lately}. Anyway, what movie with 300ish or more laughs makes you think "I just don't get it". My picks are Danger! Death Ray and Laserblast. I liked both eps but apparently not as much as a lot of people.


How many riffs in this format are there? Nn.. go. (Rifftrax included)
Forum - almost 2 years ago
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Well, the ___________ ain't gonna __________ itself.


Rifftrax Tonight At Lloyd Center Cinema!
Forum - 3 months ago
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Some flick with tentacles. Supposed to be good for ya'.


Roller Gator
Forum - 4 months ago
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SO Roller Gator is currently the Deal of the Week over at the Rifftrax. Has anyone seen it? What did you think?


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago
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You can't inject puberty. It has to happen over time.


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 1 year ago
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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 1 year ago
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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 2 years ago
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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!