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Thank you, I do the same (sorry, just seen your message).


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  2. Jack Frost
    329
  3. San Francisco International
    262
  4. Teenage Strangler
    309
  5. Eegah
    386
  6. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  7. Squirm
    235
  8. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  9. Riding with Death
    386
  10. The Brute Man
    214
  11. Devil Doll
    243
  12. Daddy-O
    248
  13. Laserblast
    390
  14. Santa Claus
    289
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  16. The Beatniks
    184
  17. Hobgoblins
    387
  18. Final Justice
    260
  19. The Leech Woman
    235
  20. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    27
  22. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  23. The Touch of Satan
    337
  24. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  25. Space Mutiny
    887
  26. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  27. Time Chasers
    429
  28. Tormented
    220
  29. Avalanche
    38
  30. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  31. Girls Town
    284
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  33. The Amazing Colossal Man
    211
  34. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  35. The Magic Sword
    205
  36. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  37. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  38. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  39. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  40. Jungle Goddess
    186
  41. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  42. Angels' Revenge
    206
  43. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  44. The Creeping Terror
    246
  45. Bloodlust
    185
  46. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  47. High School Big Shot
    186
  48. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  49. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  50. King Dinosaur
    202

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MIA
Forum - 6 days ago
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Back to thinking about the folk who disappeared from the forum:
MSTeacher3K
Rev Joan...who else is MIA and why did they go?


THE SINGLE DARKEST RIFF
Forum - about 1 month ago
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What, in your opinion, was the single darkest riff of MST3k's entire run?

For me, it is the 1st season references to a certain scene in Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy:

"Love-ly. LOVE-LY!!!"


322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago
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Max is a piece of crap for putting moves on Holly just minutes after she was almost raped. What's worse is SHE apologizes to him! But then,she immediately goes on to make a suggestive comment about coming to see him at the motel. Because that's how most women react after surviving an attack; at least, they do when a sexist writer for a tv show writes the script.


806 - The Undead - almost 6 years ago
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Man, there's a lot of disturbing moments throughout this show, but seriously, nothing makes me more uncomfortable than Satan's off-set Adam's apple.


506 - Eegah - almost 6 years ago
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Haha! Someone should make a playlist of all the terrible fathers in MST3k movies! It would definitely have to include:
1. Collaborator dad (from "Eegah")
2. Depressive dad (from "High School Big Shot")
3. Alcoholic hick dad (from "The Pod People")
4. Apathetic scientist dad (from "Horror of Party Beach")
5. Ineffectual doormat dad (from "Jack Frost")
... and many more!


Just the Shorts, and only the Shorts.
Forum - 3 months ago
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Does anyone else like to string together a series of MST3K or RT shorts and just binge out on them? The other night I ran with the theme of 59s/60s Family Life and wound up with two hours that were just as funny as any movie riffing. If you do, do you put together a theme?


Rifftrax Top 10
Forum - 6 months ago
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I'm going to open this bag of worms...nice friendly worms: one called Simon.

What are your top 10 Rifftrax of all Time? This minute for me:

- Grizzly
- Ator
- Woman in Green
- King of Kong Island
- Maturing Woman (short) [because of THAT genius bit at the end]
- Guy from Harlem
- Trucker's Woman
- Revenge of Dr X
- Wonder women
- Dinosaurus


Forum - 4 months ago
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I know this has probably been discussed many times, but not since I found this site. At least I don't remember {memory has been extra bad lately}. Anyway, what movie with 300ish or more laughs makes you think "I just don't get it". My picks are Danger! Death Ray and Laserblast. I liked both eps but apparently not as much as a lot of people.


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 1 year ago
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You can't inject puberty. It has to happen over time.


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - over 1 year ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 1 year ago
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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


1108 - The Loves of Hercules - over 1 year ago
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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 2 years ago
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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!