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Thanks for being a good sport.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
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  2. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    239
  3. Devil Doll
    212
  4. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  5. Squirm
    204
  6. Teenage Strangler
    279
  7. Tormented
    188
  8. San Francisco International
    227
  9. Kitten with a Whip
    132
  10. The Giant Spider Invasion
    302
  11. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    180
  12. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  13. The Amazing Colossal Man
    177
  14. The Brute Man
    182
  15. Eegah
    345
  16. Daddy-O
    218
  17. The Magic Sword
    177
  18. The Beatniks
    161
  19. Laserblast
    345
  20. Hobgoblins
    349
  21. Final Justice
    235
  22. Jungle Goddess
    153
  23. The Leech Woman
    201
  24. Earth vs. the Spider
    169
  25. I Accuse My Parents
    355
  26. Santa Claus
    255
  27. The Touch of Satan
    298
  28. Space Mutiny
    803
  29. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    200
  30. Riding with Death
    341

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Wizard of the Lost Kingdom (the first one)
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Forum - 3 days ago

I'm watching the new season in order, very slowly, and just finished this episode earlier today. I get the impression I'm in the minority, but I liked it a lot! The riffing was really fun and clever; Jonah and the robots really stick it to Cor and Simon, and they have a field day with the Chewbacca knockoff Golfax. The movie is just so poorly produced and the sets so cheap, that any chance for real action or adventure is cut short by the limited budget. And yet I get the feeling it was intended to at least be a B-grade movie catering to a family audience. (I agree with Zeitgeist that this one IS a kids' flick).

I laughed during this one more than any other episode in Season 11 so far, with the possible exception of Beast of the Hollow Mountain. However, Wizards is more entertaining, in terms of having a lot going on with the silly dialogue, ham acting, and goofy creatures (which show up before the last 15 minutes of film, unlike the dinosaur in Beast).


Too many kids' flicks
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Forum - 3 days ago

I’m about to contradict myself. While I’m generally “for” Season 11 and really enjoyed some episodes, there’s something that feels off about it to me. I think I know what it is: Almost all of the movies are children’s films. I say this because almost half of them are definitely aimed at kids, but as well, by the era that these movies were made, films with rubber monsters or dinosaurs were also aimed at a juvenile audience. During the Comedy Central/SyFy seasons, the crappy horror/scifi films were aimed at teenagers and actually intended to frighten, with the exception of the serials.

The reason it feels off to me is that the movie-making bar is so much lower from the start for kids’ movies. Children will sit quietly mesmerized by the worst piece of rubbish, and most filmmakers basically rely on those low expectations. Kids don’t care about character development, rational plot or motivation, and almost require no real tension or menace. Ragging on such weaknesses is just too easy and doesn’t offer the opportunity for true vitriol. Movies that are aimed at adults and fail dismally are a true test of incompetence and are better fodder for a high level of bitter riffing.

At least I think so.

What do you think, sirs?


"Every Country Has A _______..."
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Forum - 2 days ago

♫ "...Bolster
So its couches
Can look snazzy..." ♫


Episode Suggestions?
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Forum - 11 days ago

Hi guys! I've only recently joined the fan base and I was wondering if anyone could recommend me a few episodes? I'm still in season one and watching through some of season 11, but i'd like to be able to watch a few of the more popular episodes. any suggestions?


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Forum - 11 days ago

Rewatching season 11 for the 6th time and i cant help but wonder, when the hell did frank and forrester procreate??? And with who?? They were always so awkward and scared around girls (the few times they were around them.) Any theories?


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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 5 years ago

Ted V. Mikels, the guy who directed this....thing, also directed "The Astro Zombies". It's a shame MST3K never got their hands on THAT chesnut.


Happy Fathers Day!
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Forum - 6 days ago

What's the best MST3K for Father's Day? I Accuse My Parents? Watcha got?


Recent Riffs

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1008 - Final Justice - 11 months ago

Cab driver: Do you know John Wayne?
Servo: Gacy? Yes.


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806 - The Undead - about 1 year ago

"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 2 years ago

He's trying to uncomfortable him to death.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 2 years ago

Oof! My tummocological region!


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This is the story of fried pork rinds.


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 2 years ago

"Ouch! My shoe." Feels like a sneaker, my ass.


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Croat and Madison-they're feebs!


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 3 years ago

"I've got peanut butter, and underwear, and that's all I need!"


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520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 3 years ago

It's not "Blackie", it's "African-Americanie"!


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 3 years ago

Hey, it's Pope Ed Asner! "Let me touch your ring, Lou."


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508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 3 years ago

"Thank you for touching me, sir. That will keep me going for the entire day."


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806 - The Undead - almost 3 years ago

"GO, Sir Sack of Doorknobs!"