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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    264
  2. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  3. Devil Doll
    200
  4. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    275
  5. Squirm
    188
  6. Teenage Strangler
    268
  7. Tormented
    184
  8. San Francisco International
    212
  9. Kitten with a Whip
    124
  10. The Giant Spider Invasion
    287
  11. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    172
  12. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    289
  13. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  14. The Brute Man
    171
  15. Eegah
    331
  16. Daddy-O
    201
  17. The Magic Sword
    166
  18. The Beatniks
    159
  19. Laserblast
    334
  20. Hobgoblins
    331
  21. Final Justice
    226
  22. Jungle Goddess
    144
  23. The Leech Woman
    183
  24. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  25. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  26. Santa Claus
    246
  27. The Touch of Satan
    282
  28. Space Mutiny
    777
  29. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  30. Riding with Death
    330

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MST3K Books
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Forum - about 11 hours ago

Anyone read the books by the MST3K team? I got two from Mike Nelson: Deathrat (novel) and Mind over Matter (comedic short writing). Oddly, the novel is funny and rich in characterization while the "sketch" format writing is occasionally funny, but reads more like it was written by the pound. Kevin Murphy's "A year at the movies" is really well written and a good read.


Bill Rebane
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Forum - 6 days ago

What the hell?


pretty sure this is how property rights work
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Forum - 12 days ago

When youre sick and you just want to watch The Screaming Skull and fall asleep to jokes about Mickey getting a box and MGM has taken it down and it just all starts to feel very personal, like. Im really glad you own that terrible movie and all but in a way doesnt my actual desire to watch it make me the realest owner


I want answers!
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Forum - 12 days ago

The mail carrier came to my door today. "Want some?" she asked, and I slapped the package out of her hand. Then I realized it was my MST3K reboot tshirt! Crisis averted.


Global Community?!
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Forum - 15 days ago

OK so I'm curious about how far our community goes!!! Where's everyone from? How far around the globe does Club MST3k go??!! I'm from Ohio, USA


Leia!
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Forum - 26 days ago

RIP Carrie Fischer


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Forum - 24 days ago

Anyone ever visited Robinson Island in Niagra Falls? It's named after Joel Robinson. I thought we should all know that. In the case of needing a reason to visit Niagra Falls that doesn't involve a waterfall, there you go. Vacation excuse number 1


5 Guilty Pleasure Movies
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Forum - 27 days ago

Welcome to the judgement-free zone. Enter, and tell us your top five guilty pleasure movies. The more unpopular or critically panned the better!


Rifftrax Christmas Circus!
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Forum - 28 days ago

has anyone seen this yet? from the trailer on the site it looks terrifying.. also Merry Christmas you filthy animals!


Thoughts on Rifftrax..
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Forum - about 2 months ago

so I love MST3K and riffing I prefer the Mike era of MST3K (love the Joel Era too) but out of most of the Rifftrax movies they have done I have only really found a handful to actually make me bust a gut laughing, the most recent one was Jack the Giant Killer live, my question to you all, is .. does anyone share my opinion of Rifftrax being hit and miss?


Recent Riffs

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1008 - Final Justice - 6 months ago

Cab driver: Do you know John Wayne?
Servo: Gacy? Yes.


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806 - The Undead - 10 months ago

"When I touch you..." I think about myself.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 1 year ago

He's trying to uncomfortable him to death.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 1 year ago

Oof! My tummocological region!


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This is the story of fried pork rinds.


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 2 years ago

"Ouch! My shoe." Feels like a sneaker, my ass.


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Croat and Madison-they're feebs!


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507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 2 years ago

"I've got peanut butter, and underwear, and that's all I need!"


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520 - Radar Secret Service - over 2 years ago

It's not "Blackie", it's "African-Americanie"!


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 2 years ago

Hey, it's Pope Ed Asner! "Let me touch your ring, Lou."


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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 2 years ago

"Thank you for touching me, sir. That will keep me going for the entire day."


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806 - The Undead - over 2 years ago

"GO, Sir Sack of Doorknobs!"