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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    294
  2. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    250
  3. Teenage Strangler
    288
  4. Squirm
    211
  5. San Francisco International
    240
  6. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  7. Eegah
    356
  8. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    313
  9. Riding with Death
    355
  10. The Brute Man
    191
  11. Devil Doll
    223
  12. Laserblast
    354
  13. Daddy-O
    228
  14. Santa Claus
    265
  15. Kitten with a Whip
    142
  16. The Beatniks
    170
  17. Hobgoblins
    362
  18. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    188
  19. Final Justice
    245
  20. The Leech Woman
    211
  21. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
    7
  22. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    294
  23. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  24. The Touch of Satan
    312
  25. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  26. Girl in Gold Boots
    257
  27. Space Mutiny
    831
  28. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  29. Time Chasers
    405
  30. Tormented
    201
  31. Avalanche
    8
  32. Girls Town
    266
  33. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  34. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  35. The Sword and the Dragon
    201
  36. The Magic Sword
    190
  37. Teenagers from Outer Space
    255
  38. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  39. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  40. Jungle Goddess
    165
  41. Angels' Revenge
    190
  42. The Creeping Terror
    230
  43. Bloodlust
    166
  44. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  45. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    158
  46. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  47. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  48. High School Big Shot
    168
  49. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  50. Earth vs. the Spider
    181

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Birdemic
Forum - 2 days ago
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Just spent a few hours at one of the Birdemic locations. Anyone interested in learning more?


Forum - 24 days ago
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I'm going to try to see Frank and Trace next month at their show in Brooklyn on Thursday January 25th. Anyone else interested? Tickets are $20. themadsareback.com


What type of MSTie are you?
Forum - 11 days ago
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A) I watch Diabolik
B) I don’t watch Diabolik, too sad
C) I can watch Diabolik since they’re making new eps.
D) I don’t watch Diabolik because it stinks. (cynical)
E) Coogans Law is a slippery downward slope to global Shariah (crazy)


Interacting with the Movie
Forum - 8 days ago
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I have a dream. A completely impossible dream of collecting every single moment of Joel (and Mike, to a lesser extent) interacting with the screen in the theater. An entirely impossible task unless I just sat down and watched at least every single Joel episode to search for these moments. Probably not gonna happen. ^_^;

Still, I would like to collect at least some of these moments. So, to that end, I'd like to ask you how many memorable moments you can remember of Joel (or Mike, 'cause he did that twice or something) messing with the movies. Got anything? :D


1112 - Carnival Magic - 4 days ago
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This one gives The Incredibly Strange Creatures a run for its money as one of the top 5 most bizarre movies featured on MST. I can't figure out if it's supposed to be funny or serious. Plus, it's just ugly-the clothing, the characters, the chimp's "voice"-very unappealing.


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But at no point were they ever at the Earth's Core.


818 - Devil Doll - about 2 years ago
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wow this movie is so dull i completely failed to notice that servo is a streudel the last leg of the film.


OMG what the heck?
Forum - 9 days ago
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I know NOTHING about Cold Moon 2016 DVD - BUT considering the cast listed including "Starring: Tommy Wiseau, Christopher Lloyd" I know I want to see a RiffTrax version already :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BLSpka0VL4


Recent Riffs

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Oh good, your wedding Yeti is here.


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(sung to the MST3K theme): But the cowboy didn't like him so he shot him in the face!


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Looks like a job for an American!


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All around the mulberry bush, the dinosaur chased the people...


1104 - Avalanche - 15 days ago
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The kitchen has a cheerleader?!


1104 - Avalanche - 15 days ago
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It's getting slippery in here. I'll just grab one of these large pots of tomato sauce...AAAHH!


1104 - Avalanche - 15 days ago
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You're interrupting my panty sitting tiiiime!


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Looks like McDonald's play place has gone to crap.


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It's like you're being attacked by a Mardi Gras float.


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Nyah...*cough*...mmm...maaa...baaaa...nyaahaha...myuaaa...*burp*...oh, there, better!


1008 - Final Justice - over 1 year ago
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Cab driver: Do you know John Wayne?
Servo: Gacy? Yes.


806 - The Undead - almost 2 years ago
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"When I touch you..." I think about myself.