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Brian Kijowski

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    752
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    679
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    424
  4. Gamera vs. Guiron
    250
  5. Prince of Space
    457
  6. Mitchell
    578
  7. The Touch of Satan
    344
  8. Time Chasers
    435
  9. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    283
  10. Future War
    262
  11. Space Mutiny
    895
  12. The Sidehackers
    206
  13. Werewolf
    534
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    339
  15. Soultaker
    375
  16. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    309
  17. Puma Man
    514
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    297
  19. Hobgoblins
    392
  20. Stranded in Space
    130
  21. Tormented
    221
  22. The Creeping Terror
    249
  23. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  24. Racket Girls
    172
  25. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    171
  26. Superdome
    44
  27. Time of the Apes
    278
  28. Teenage Strangler
    314
  29. It Lives by Night
    171
  30. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    222
  31. The Indestructible Man
    159
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    315
  33. Track of the Moon Beast
    281
  34. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  35. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    200
  36. Beginning of the End
    267
  37. Jack Frost
    333
  38. The Brute Man
    216
  39. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    335
  40. Space Travelers
    153
  41. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    339
  42. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  43. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    277
  44. The Mole People
    202
  45. Diabolik
    211
  46. Teenage Caveman
    156
  47. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  48. Gorgo
    177
  49. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  50. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  51. Horrors of Spider Island
    224
  52. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    338
  53. Hamlet
    176
  54. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  55. Rocketship X-M
    282
  56. The Space Children
    179
  57. The Killer Shrews
    254
  58. Rocket Attack USA
    153
  59. The Starfighters
    238
  60. 12 to the Moon
    203
  61. Zombie Nightmare
    305
  62. Bloodlust
    186
  63. Code Name Diamond Head
    184
  64. Pod People
    565
  65. The Incredible Melting Man
    275
  66. Squirm
    236
  67. Fugitive Alien
    328
  68. The Rebel Set
    161
  69. The Violent Years
    170
  70. Being from Another Planet
    196
  71. Alien from L.A.
    277
  72. Manhunt in Space
    168
  73. Teenage Crime Wave
    182
  74. The She-Creature
    173
  75. The Last Chase
    35
  76. SST: Death Flight
    80
  77. City on Fire
    50
  78. Operation Double 007
    235
  79. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    31
  80. Hangar 18
    46
  81. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  82. The Corpse Vanishes
    153
  83. The Crawling Hand
    161
  84. Robot Monster
    155
  85. The Slime People
    124
  86. Project Moonbase
    116
  87. Robot Holocaust
    158
  88. Moon Zero Two
    201
  89. Untamed Youth
    134
  90. The Black Scorpion
    123
  91. The Hellcats
    113
  92. Jungle Goddess
    190
  93. King Dinosaur
    202
  94. First Spaceship on Venus
    155
  95. Cave Dwellers
    433
  96. Gamera
    246
  97. Daddy-O
    251
  98. Gamera vs. Gaos
    150
  99. The Amazing Colossal Man
    213
  100. It Conquered the World
    288
  101. Earth vs. the Spider
    201
  102. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  103. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  104. War of the Colossal Beast
    226
  105. The Unearthly
    203
  106. Master Ninja I
    255
  107. Master Ninja II
    159
  108. The Giant Gila Monster
    256
  109. City Limits
    172
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    284
  111. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  112. Hercules Unchained
    183
  113. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    217
  114. The Magic Sword
    205
  115. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  116. The Beatniks
    186
  117. Crash of the Moons
    172
  118. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  119. The Human Duplicators
    207
  120. The Day the Earth Froze
    278
  121. Bride of the Monster
    234
  122. Warrior of the Lost World
    331
  123. Hercules
    153
  124. Swamp Diamonds
    153
  125. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    216
  126. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    219
  127. Eegah
    389
  128. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  129. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  130. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    154
  131. Gunslinger
    162
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    230
  133. The Atomic Brain
    170
  134. Outlaw of Gor
    317
  135. Radar Secret Service
    224
  136. Santa Claus
    291
  137. Village of the Giants
    193
  138. Girls Town
    286
  139. Invasion USA
    177
  140. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  141. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  142. The Sinister Urge
    218
  143. San Francisco International
    266
  144. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  145. High School Big Shot
    189
  146. Red Zone Cuba
    229
  147. Danger! Death Ray
    472
  148. The Amazing Transparent Man
    143
  149. Escape 2000
    255
  150. Laserblast
    395
  151. Revenge of the Creature
    228
  152. The Leech Woman
    238
  153. The Undead
    243
  154. Terror from the Year 5000
    245
  155. The Giant Spider Invasion
    346
  156. Devil Doll
    245
  157. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244
  158. The Projected Man
    205
  159. The Phantom Planet
    223
  160. Devil Fish
    257
  161. The Screaming Skull
    275
  162. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  163. Girl in Gold Boots
    279
  164. Final Justice
    267
  165. The Crawling Eye
    258
  166. The Mad Monster
    140
  167. Pilot - The Green Slime
    66
  168. Gamera vs. Guiron
    26
  169. Lost Continent
    245
  170. The Skydivers
    273
  171. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  172. Catalina Caper
    267
  173. Ring of Terror
    192
  174. Wild Rebels
    166
  175. Riding with Death
    391
  176. Mighty Jack
    32
  177. The Deadly Mantis
    214
  178. Mighty Jack
    173
  179. The Deadly Bees
    217
  180. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  181. Phase IV
    60
  182. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  183. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    282
  184. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  185. Cosmic Princess
    50
  186. Humanoid Woman
    45

Recent Comments with recent replies

306 - Time of the Apes - over 7 years ago
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Does Joel say "oh shit am I tired" at 9:50?!!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
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"I'd pay eleven thousand dollars to be there right now." LOL


Proper Handgun Technique
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What black & white movies have taught me is to hold the gun to your belly-button, then hurl the gun forward when firing to help sling the bullets out. Whatever you do, don't aim, it kills your cool but bland Humphrey Bogart delivery.


612 - The Starfighters - over 5 years ago
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I always feel incredibly filthy watching Crow and Tom reenact the refueling scene...even Tom does a little embarassed/aroused cough. I think the really atrocious movies often have the best segments and the riffin g has so much more room to get up and stretch its legs...one of my faves.


Episode with the most mercilessly evil riff job?
Forum - over 5 years ago
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Guys, I'm in a *mood*. A cranky, growly, want-to-start-a-fight-with-the-universe mood. However, the universe would probably kick my ass, and I don't much like those odds, so instead, I'll go for the next best thing. What, in your opinion, is the most unforgivingly vicious treatment MST has ever given a movie? Because whatever ep it is... I wanna watch that ep. I am not in the mood for a good-natured ribbing or some light hearted fun poking, I want a bloody beat down! If I'm not wincing while I'm laughing and almost feeling guilty for it, it's not quite evil enough. Suggestions?


Forum - almost 6 years ago
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if you made it this far PLEASE go back to your family, its Christmas for Pete's sakes!
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Joyeux Noel form Quebec y'all!
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My xmas gift to the party is this lovelily compilation of some of the WORST & most bizarre pieces of Christmas Music ever put on record... Add some oddity to your xmas dinner and turn some heads!
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/12/happy-freakin-holidays-playlist.html
Download all 3 mixes: "Holiday Freakin" & "Hoilday Freakout 1 & 2"
... Warning: some of this stuff is pretty bad (i.e. "Ducky Christmas" By Red Coffee... eeeey... nightmare fuel)


816 - Prince of Space - about 7 years ago
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Crank Whore. That is all.


Forum - over 6 years ago
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Alright MST3K does not receive the credit it deserves. It was ground breaking, amazing, still fucking hilarious! It should be in the top ten best shows of all time. Except no one knows about it, so sad. No one understands it's genius, no one takes the time. You have to pay attention, listen, watch. It's not some damn skit show with 1 minute blips of crap. It requires dedication and Intelligence to appreciate it's true magnificence! Therefore I command you all to spread the word! MST3K FOREVER!!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 6 years ago
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Having all the hosts segments cut out really sucks.


814 - Riding with Death - almost 7 years ago
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"I HATE YOU MIKE!!!" - Crow @ 1:08:00


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306 - Time of the Apes - over 7 years ago
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Tonight on "Crime Dog"...


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 7 years ago
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You don't direct Klein, you just get out of the way.


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This movie just hates anteaters.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 7 years ago
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Watch this...right in the butt!


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 7 years ago
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Did I just hear a monster licking it's lips?


414 - Tormented - over 7 years ago
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I hate the prying eyes of furniture.