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Brian Kijowski

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    741
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    671
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  4. Gamera vs. Guiron
    244
  5. Prince of Space
    453
  6. Mitchell
    570
  7. The Touch of Satan
    337
  8. Time Chasers
    428
  9. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    276
  10. Future War
    261
  11. Space Mutiny
    884
  12. The Sidehackers
    206
  13. Werewolf
    525
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    336
  15. Soultaker
    367
  16. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    307
  17. Puma Man
    507
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    293
  19. Hobgoblins
    386
  20. Stranded in Space
    128
  21. Tormented
    219
  22. The Creeping Terror
    246
  23. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  24. Racket Girls
    170
  25. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  26. Superdome
    44
  27. Time of the Apes
    274
  28. Teenage Strangler
    306
  29. It Lives by Night
    170
  30. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    221
  31. The Indestructible Man
    156
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  33. Track of the Moon Beast
    276
  34. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    149
  35. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    197
  36. Beginning of the End
    260
  37. Jack Frost
    329
  38. The Brute Man
    214
  39. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  40. Space Travelers
    149
  41. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    334
  42. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  43. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    273
  44. The Mole People
    199
  45. Diabolik
    207
  46. Teenage Caveman
    153
  47. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    194
  48. Gorgo
    170
  49. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    321
  50. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  51. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  52. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  53. Hamlet
    175
  54. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    204
  55. Rocketship X-M
    280
  56. The Space Children
    176
  57. The Killer Shrews
    250
  58. Rocket Attack USA
    150
  59. The Starfighters
    235
  60. 12 to the Moon
    200
  61. Zombie Nightmare
    298
  62. Bloodlust
    185
  63. Code Name Diamond Head
    184
  64. Pod People
    559
  65. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  66. Squirm
    235
  67. Fugitive Alien
    324
  68. The Rebel Set
    158
  69. The Violent Years
    168
  70. Being from Another Planet
    193
  71. Alien from L.A.
    272
  72. Manhunt in Space
    164
  73. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  74. The She-Creature
    171
  75. The Last Chase
    35
  76. SST: Death Flight
    76
  77. City on Fire
    50
  78. Operation Double 007
    231
  79. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    30
  80. Hangar 18
    46
  81. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    169
  82. The Corpse Vanishes
    151
  83. The Crawling Hand
    160
  84. Robot Monster
    153
  85. The Slime People
    124
  86. Project Moonbase
    115
  87. Robot Holocaust
    155
  88. Moon Zero Two
    198
  89. Untamed Youth
    134
  90. The Black Scorpion
    122
  91. The Hellcats
    112
  92. Jungle Goddess
    185
  93. King Dinosaur
    201
  94. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  95. Cave Dwellers
    426
  96. Gamera
    241
  97. Daddy-O
    245
  98. Gamera vs. Gaos
    147
  99. The Amazing Colossal Man
    206
  100. It Conquered the World
    282
  101. Earth vs. the Spider
    197
  102. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  103. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    222
  104. War of the Colossal Beast
    222
  105. The Unearthly
    198
  106. Master Ninja I
    251
  107. Master Ninja II
    155
  108. The Giant Gila Monster
    250
  109. City Limits
    168
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    278
  111. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    212
  112. Hercules Unchained
    180
  113. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    214
  114. The Magic Sword
    204
  115. Hercules and the Captive Women
    154
  116. The Beatniks
    183
  117. Crash of the Moons
    168
  118. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    226
  119. The Human Duplicators
    205
  120. The Day the Earth Froze
    274
  121. Bride of the Monster
    230
  122. Warrior of the Lost World
    325
  123. Hercules
    151
  124. Swamp Diamonds
    151
  125. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  126. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    216
  127. Eegah
    383
  128. I Accuse My Parents
    401
  129. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    221
  130. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  131. Gunslinger
    160
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  133. The Atomic Brain
    166
  134. Outlaw of Gor
    311
  135. Radar Secret Service
    219
  136. Santa Claus
    287
  137. Village of the Giants
    191
  138. Girls Town
    284
  139. Invasion USA
    174
  140. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  141. Colossus and the Headhunters
    177
  142. The Sinister Urge
    214
  143. San Francisco International
    260
  144. The Sword and the Dragon
    218
  145. High School Big Shot
    185
  146. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  147. Danger! Death Ray
    465
  148. The Amazing Transparent Man
    141
  149. Escape 2000
    250
  150. Laserblast
    388
  151. Revenge of the Creature
    222
  152. The Leech Woman
    235
  153. The Undead
    239
  154. Terror from the Year 5000
    240
  155. The Giant Spider Invasion
    338
  156. Devil Doll
    243
  157. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    240
  158. The Projected Man
    202
  159. The Phantom Planet
    215
  160. Devil Fish
    252
  161. The Screaming Skull
    266
  162. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  163. Girl in Gold Boots
    273
  164. Final Justice
    260
  165. The Crawling Eye
    258
  166. The Mad Monster
    138
  167. Pilot - The Green Slime
    65
  168. Gamera vs. Guiron
    25
  169. Lost Continent
    242
  170. The Skydivers
    270
  171. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  172. Catalina Caper
    264
  173. Ring of Terror
    189
  174. Wild Rebels
    165
  175. Riding with Death
    383
  176. Mighty Jack
    31
  177. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  178. Mighty Jack
    170
  179. The Deadly Bees
    213
  180. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  181. Phase IV
    59
  182. Gamera vs. Barugon
    173
  183. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  184. Kitten with a Whip
    151
  185. Cosmic Princess
    48
  186. Humanoid Woman
    42

Recent Comments with recent replies

306 - Time of the Apes - about 7 years ago
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Does Joel say "oh shit am I tired" at 9:50?!!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 5 years ago
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"I'd pay eleven thousand dollars to be there right now." LOL


Proper Handgun Technique
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What black & white movies have taught me is to hold the gun to your belly-button, then hurl the gun forward when firing to help sling the bullets out. Whatever you do, don't aim, it kills your cool but bland Humphrey Bogart delivery.


612 - The Starfighters - over 5 years ago
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I always feel incredibly filthy watching Crow and Tom reenact the refueling scene...even Tom does a little embarassed/aroused cough. I think the really atrocious movies often have the best segments and the riffin g has so much more room to get up and stretch its legs...one of my faves.


Episode with the most mercilessly evil riff job?
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Guys, I'm in a *mood*. A cranky, growly, want-to-start-a-fight-with-the-universe mood. However, the universe would probably kick my ass, and I don't much like those odds, so instead, I'll go for the next best thing. What, in your opinion, is the most unforgivingly vicious treatment MST has ever given a movie? Because whatever ep it is... I wanna watch that ep. I am not in the mood for a good-natured ribbing or some light hearted fun poking, I want a bloody beat down! If I'm not wincing while I'm laughing and almost feeling guilty for it, it's not quite evil enough. Suggestions?


Forum - over 5 years ago
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if you made it this far PLEASE go back to your family, its Christmas for Pete's sakes!
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Joyeux Noel form Quebec y'all!
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My xmas gift to the party is this lovelily compilation of some of the WORST & most bizarre pieces of Christmas Music ever put on record... Add some oddity to your xmas dinner and turn some heads!
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/12/happy-freakin-holidays-playlist.html
Download all 3 mixes: "Holiday Freakin" & "Hoilday Freakout 1 & 2"
... Warning: some of this stuff is pretty bad (i.e. "Ducky Christmas" By Red Coffee... eeeey... nightmare fuel)


816 - Prince of Space - almost 7 years ago
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Crank Whore. That is all.


Forum - about 6 years ago
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Alright MST3K does not receive the credit it deserves. It was ground breaking, amazing, still fucking hilarious! It should be in the top ten best shows of all time. Except no one knows about it, so sad. No one understands it's genius, no one takes the time. You have to pay attention, listen, watch. It's not some damn skit show with 1 minute blips of crap. It requires dedication and Intelligence to appreciate it's true magnificence! Therefore I command you all to spread the word! MST3K FOREVER!!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 6 years ago
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Having all the hosts segments cut out really sucks.


814 - Riding with Death - over 6 years ago
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"I HATE YOU MIKE!!!" - Crow @ 1:08:00


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306 - Time of the Apes - about 7 years ago
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Tonight on "Crime Dog"...


613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 7 years ago
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You don't direct Klein, you just get out of the way.


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This movie just hates anteaters.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 7 years ago
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Watch this...right in the butt!


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 7 years ago
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Did I just hear a monster licking it's lips?


414 - Tormented - over 7 years ago
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I hate the prying eyes of furniture.