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Brian Kijowski

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    775
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    707
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    438
  4. Gamera vs. Guiron
    258
  5. Prince of Space
    474
  6. Mitchell
    597
  7. The Touch of Satan
    354
  8. Time Chasers
    452
  9. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    293
  10. Future War
    273
  11. Space Mutiny
    925
  12. The Sidehackers
    210
  13. Werewolf
    551
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    351
  15. Soultaker
    386
  16. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    323
  17. Puma Man
    538
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    304
  19. Hobgoblins
    405
  20. Stranded in Space
    129
  21. Tormented
    227
  22. The Creeping Terror
    253
  23. Last of the Wild Horses
    166
  24. Racket Girls
    180
  25. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    175
  26. Superdome
    45
  27. Time of the Apes
    285
  28. Teenage Strangler
    324
  29. It Lives by Night
    174
  30. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  31. The Indestructible Man
    161
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    326
  33. Track of the Moon Beast
    293
  34. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    155
  35. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    205
  36. Beginning of the End
    279
  37. Jack Frost
    345
  38. The Brute Man
    223
  39. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    347
  40. Space Travelers
    154
  41. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    352
  42. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  43. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    286
  44. The Mole People
    211
  45. Diabolik
    216
  46. Teenage Caveman
    156
  47. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    214
  48. Gorgo
    181
  49. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    335
  50. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    215
  51. Horrors of Spider Island
    236
  52. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    348
  53. Hamlet
    181
  54. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  55. Rocketship X-M
    290
  56. The Space Children
    186
  57. The Killer Shrews
    261
  58. Rocket Attack USA
    156
  59. The Starfighters
    241
  60. 12 to the Moon
    211
  61. Zombie Nightmare
    311
  62. Bloodlust
    191
  63. Code Name Diamond Head
    192
  64. Pod People
    578
  65. The Incredible Melting Man
    283
  66. Squirm
    243
  67. Fugitive Alien
    337
  68. The Rebel Set
    170
  69. The Violent Years
    174
  70. Being from Another Planet
    197
  71. Alien from L.A.
    281
  72. Manhunt in Space
    173
  73. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  74. The She-Creature
    179
  75. The Last Chase
    37
  76. SST: Death Flight
    81
  77. City on Fire
    51
  78. Operation Double 007
    241
  79. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  80. Hangar 18
    50
  81. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  82. The Corpse Vanishes
    155
  83. The Crawling Hand
    167
  84. Robot Monster
    159
  85. The Slime People
    129
  86. Project Moonbase
    121
  87. Robot Holocaust
    162
  88. Moon Zero Two
    213
  89. Untamed Youth
    140
  90. The Black Scorpion
    128
  91. The Hellcats
    117
  92. Jungle Goddess
    196
  93. King Dinosaur
    205
  94. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  95. Cave Dwellers
    446
  96. Gamera
    254
  97. Daddy-O
    254
  98. Gamera vs. Gaos
    152
  99. The Amazing Colossal Man
    215
  100. It Conquered the World
    297
  101. Earth vs. the Spider
    206
  102. Gamera vs. Zigra
    177
  103. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  104. War of the Colossal Beast
    234
  105. The Unearthly
    208
  106. Master Ninja I
    263
  107. Master Ninja II
    164
  108. The Giant Gila Monster
    268
  109. City Limits
    176
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    293
  111. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  112. Hercules Unchained
    188
  113. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    226
  114. The Magic Sword
    213
  115. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
  116. The Beatniks
    192
  117. Crash of the Moons
    178
  118. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    236
  119. The Human Duplicators
    213
  120. The Day the Earth Froze
    285
  121. Bride of the Monster
    245
  122. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  123. Hercules
    156
  124. Swamp Diamonds
    160
  125. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  126. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    225
  127. Eegah
    402
  128. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  129. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    231
  130. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    165
  131. Gunslinger
    170
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    236
  133. The Atomic Brain
    173
  134. Outlaw of Gor
    330
  135. Radar Secret Service
    230
  136. Santa Claus
    303
  137. Village of the Giants
    204
  138. Girls Town
    297
  139. Invasion USA
    183
  140. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  141. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  142. The Sinister Urge
    223
  143. San Francisco International
    274
  144. The Sword and the Dragon
    232
  145. High School Big Shot
    195
  146. Red Zone Cuba
    236
  147. Danger! Death Ray
    484
  148. The Amazing Transparent Man
    146
  149. Escape 2000
    265
  150. Laserblast
    411
  151. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  152. The Leech Woman
    247
  153. The Undead
    247
  154. Terror from the Year 5000
    254
  155. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  156. Devil Doll
    251
  157. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    248
  158. The Projected Man
    207
  159. The Phantom Planet
    228
  160. Devil Fish
    266
  161. The Screaming Skull
    286
  162. Quest of the Delta Knights
    269
  163. Girl in Gold Boots
    289
  164. Final Justice
    275
  165. The Crawling Eye
    271
  166. The Mad Monster
    149
  167. Pilot - The Green Slime
    67
  168. Gamera vs. Guiron
    26
  169. Lost Continent
    255
  170. The Skydivers
    275
  171. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    48
  172. Catalina Caper
    273
  173. Ring of Terror
    198
  174. Wild Rebels
    169
  175. Riding with Death
    408
  176. Mighty Jack
    33
  177. The Deadly Mantis
    226
  178. Mighty Jack
    176
  179. The Deadly Bees
    227
  180. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    257
  181. Phase IV
    61
  182. Gamera vs. Barugon
    177
  183. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    293
  184. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  185. Cosmic Princess
    50
  186. Humanoid Woman
    46

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904 - Werewolf - almost 8 years ago
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"I've replaced my toes with grapes."


306 - Time of the Apes - about 8 years ago
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Does Joel say "oh shit am I tired" at 9:50?!!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 6 years ago
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"I'd pay eleven thousand dollars to be there right now." LOL


Proper Handgun Technique
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What black & white movies have taught me is to hold the gun to your belly-button, then hurl the gun forward when firing to help sling the bullets out. Whatever you do, don't aim, it kills your cool but bland Humphrey Bogart delivery.


612 - The Starfighters - about 6 years ago
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I always feel incredibly filthy watching Crow and Tom reenact the refueling scene...even Tom does a little embarassed/aroused cough. I think the really atrocious movies often have the best segments and the riffin g has so much more room to get up and stretch its legs...one of my faves.


Episode with the most mercilessly evil riff job?
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Guys, I'm in a *mood*. A cranky, growly, want-to-start-a-fight-with-the-universe mood. However, the universe would probably kick my ass, and I don't much like those odds, so instead, I'll go for the next best thing. What, in your opinion, is the most unforgivingly vicious treatment MST has ever given a movie? Because whatever ep it is... I wanna watch that ep. I am not in the mood for a good-natured ribbing or some light hearted fun poking, I want a bloody beat down! If I'm not wincing while I'm laughing and almost feeling guilty for it, it's not quite evil enough. Suggestions?


Forum - over 6 years ago
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if you made it this far PLEASE go back to your family, its Christmas for Pete's sakes!
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Joyeux Noel form Quebec y'all!
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My xmas gift to the party is this lovelily compilation of some of the WORST & most bizarre pieces of Christmas Music ever put on record... Add some oddity to your xmas dinner and turn some heads!
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/12/happy-freakin-holidays-playlist.html
Download all 3 mixes: "Holiday Freakin" & "Hoilday Freakout 1 & 2"
... Warning: some of this stuff is pretty bad (i.e. "Ducky Christmas" By Red Coffee... eeeey... nightmare fuel)


816 - Prince of Space - over 7 years ago
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Crank Whore. That is all.


Forum - almost 7 years ago
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Alright MST3K does not receive the credit it deserves. It was ground breaking, amazing, still fucking hilarious! It should be in the top ten best shows of all time. Except no one knows about it, so sad. No one understands it's genius, no one takes the time. You have to pay attention, listen, watch. It's not some damn skit show with 1 minute blips of crap. It requires dedication and Intelligence to appreciate it's true magnificence! Therefore I command you all to spread the word! MST3K FOREVER!!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 7 years ago
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Having all the hosts segments cut out really sucks.


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306 - Time of the Apes - about 8 years ago
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Tonight on "Crime Dog"...


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 7 years ago
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You don't direct Klein, you just get out of the way.


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This movie just hates anteaters.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 8 years ago
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Watch this...right in the butt!


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 8 years ago
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Did I just hear a monster licking it's lips?


414 - Tormented - about 8 years ago
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I hate the prying eyes of furniture.