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Brian Kijowski

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    666
  3. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    412
  4. Gamera vs. Guiron
    240
  5. Prince of Space
    449
  6. Mitchell
    566
  7. The Touch of Satan
    334
  8. Time Chasers
    425
  9. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    271
  10. Future War
    255
  11. Space Mutiny
    876
  12. The Sidehackers
    203
  13. Werewolf
    519
  14. Monster A-Go Go
    331
  15. Soultaker
    366
  16. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    299
  17. Puma Man
    504
  18. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  19. Hobgoblins
    380
  20. Stranded in Space
    126
  21. Tormented
    218
  22. The Creeping Terror
    243
  23. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  24. Racket Girls
    168
  25. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  26. Superdome
    42
  27. Time of the Apes
    266
  28. Teenage Strangler
    306
  29. It Lives by Night
    169
  30. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    220
  31. The Indestructible Man
    153
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  33. Track of the Moon Beast
    273
  34. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  35. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    191
  36. Beginning of the End
    254
  37. Jack Frost
    324
  38. The Brute Man
    213
  39. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    328
  40. Space Travelers
    147
  41. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    330
  42. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    249
  43. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  44. The Mole People
    197
  45. Diabolik
    207
  46. Teenage Caveman
    149
  47. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  48. Gorgo
    166
  49. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    318
  50. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  51. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  52. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  53. Hamlet
    176
  54. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    201
  55. Rocketship X-M
    277
  56. The Space Children
    175
  57. The Killer Shrews
    250
  58. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  59. The Starfighters
    231
  60. 12 to the Moon
    199
  61. Zombie Nightmare
    296
  62. Bloodlust
    182
  63. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  64. Pod People
    554
  65. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  66. Squirm
    232
  67. Fugitive Alien
    322
  68. The Rebel Set
    156
  69. The Violent Years
    167
  70. Being from Another Planet
    193
  71. Alien from L.A.
    270
  72. Manhunt in Space
    162
  73. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  74. The She-Creature
    168
  75. The Last Chase
    35
  76. SST: Death Flight
    75
  77. City on Fire
    48
  78. Operation Double 007
    228
  79. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  80. Hangar 18
    45
  81. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  82. The Corpse Vanishes
    149
  83. The Crawling Hand
    156
  84. Robot Monster
    152
  85. The Slime People
    122
  86. Project Moonbase
    111
  87. Robot Holocaust
    150
  88. Moon Zero Two
    193
  89. Untamed Youth
    132
  90. The Black Scorpion
    119
  91. The Hellcats
    110
  92. Jungle Goddess
    183
  93. King Dinosaur
    197
  94. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  95. Cave Dwellers
    423
  96. Gamera
    235
  97. Daddy-O
    244
  98. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  99. The Amazing Colossal Man
    204
  100. It Conquered the World
    279
  101. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  102. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  103. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  104. War of the Colossal Beast
    217
  105. The Unearthly
    197
  106. Master Ninja I
    249
  107. Master Ninja II
    155
  108. The Giant Gila Monster
    247
  109. City Limits
    168
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  111. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    209
  112. Hercules Unchained
    179
  113. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  114. The Magic Sword
    203
  115. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  116. The Beatniks
    181
  117. Crash of the Moons
    166
  118. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    224
  119. The Human Duplicators
    203
  120. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  121. Bride of the Monster
    228
  122. Warrior of the Lost World
    323
  123. Hercules
    151
  124. Swamp Diamonds
    149
  125. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  126. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  127. Eegah
    380
  128. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  129. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  130. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  131. Gunslinger
    160
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  133. The Atomic Brain
    164
  134. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  135. Radar Secret Service
    219
  136. Santa Claus
    286
  137. Village of the Giants
    191
  138. Girls Town
    283
  139. Invasion USA
    171
  140. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  141. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  142. The Sinister Urge
    210
  143. San Francisco International
    255
  144. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  145. High School Big Shot
    185
  146. Red Zone Cuba
    223
  147. Danger! Death Ray
    458
  148. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  149. Escape 2000
    249
  150. Laserblast
    385
  151. Revenge of the Creature
    216
  152. The Leech Woman
    233
  153. The Undead
    237
  154. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  155. The Giant Spider Invasion
    335
  156. Devil Doll
    240
  157. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  158. The Projected Man
    196
  159. The Phantom Planet
    212
  160. Devil Fish
    250
  161. The Screaming Skull
    264
  162. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  163. Girl in Gold Boots
    271
  164. Final Justice
    259
  165. The Crawling Eye
    254
  166. The Mad Monster
    137
  167. Pilot - The Green Slime
    62
  168. Gamera vs. Guiron
    23
  169. Lost Continent
    238
  170. The Skydivers
    266
  171. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  172. Catalina Caper
    258
  173. Ring of Terror
    186
  174. Wild Rebels
    161
  175. Riding with Death
    382
  176. Mighty Jack
    29
  177. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  178. Mighty Jack
    167
  179. The Deadly Bees
    212
  180. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  181. Phase IV
    57
  182. Gamera vs. Barugon
    169
  183. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    273
  184. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  185. Cosmic Princess
    47
  186. Humanoid Woman
    41

Recent Comments with recent replies

306 - Time of the Apes - almost 7 years ago
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Does Joel say "oh shit am I tired" at 9:50?!!


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 5 years ago
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"I'd pay eleven thousand dollars to be there right now." LOL


Proper Handgun Technique
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What black & white movies have taught me is to hold the gun to your belly-button, then hurl the gun forward when firing to help sling the bullets out. Whatever you do, don't aim, it kills your cool but bland Humphrey Bogart delivery.


612 - The Starfighters - about 5 years ago
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I always feel incredibly filthy watching Crow and Tom reenact the refueling scene...even Tom does a little embarassed/aroused cough. I think the really atrocious movies often have the best segments and the riffin g has so much more room to get up and stretch its legs...one of my faves.


Episode with the most mercilessly evil riff job?
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Guys, I'm in a *mood*. A cranky, growly, want-to-start-a-fight-with-the-universe mood. However, the universe would probably kick my ass, and I don't much like those odds, so instead, I'll go for the next best thing. What, in your opinion, is the most unforgivingly vicious treatment MST has ever given a movie? Because whatever ep it is... I wanna watch that ep. I am not in the mood for a good-natured ribbing or some light hearted fun poking, I want a bloody beat down! If I'm not wincing while I'm laughing and almost feeling guilty for it, it's not quite evil enough. Suggestions?


Forum - over 5 years ago
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if you made it this far PLEASE go back to your family, its Christmas for Pete's sakes!
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Joyeux Noel form Quebec y'all!
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My xmas gift to the party is this lovelily compilation of some of the WORST & most bizarre pieces of Christmas Music ever put on record... Add some oddity to your xmas dinner and turn some heads!
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/12/happy-freakin-holidays-playlist.html
Download all 3 mixes: "Holiday Freakin" & "Hoilday Freakout 1 & 2"
... Warning: some of this stuff is pretty bad (i.e. "Ducky Christmas" By Red Coffee... eeeey... nightmare fuel)


816 - Prince of Space - over 6 years ago
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Crank Whore. That is all.


Forum - almost 6 years ago
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Alright MST3K does not receive the credit it deserves. It was ground breaking, amazing, still fucking hilarious! It should be in the top ten best shows of all time. Except no one knows about it, so sad. No one understands it's genius, no one takes the time. You have to pay attention, listen, watch. It's not some damn skit show with 1 minute blips of crap. It requires dedication and Intelligence to appreciate it's true magnificence! Therefore I command you all to spread the word! MST3K FOREVER!!!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 6 years ago
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Having all the hosts segments cut out really sucks.


814 - Riding with Death - over 6 years ago
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"I HATE YOU MIKE!!!" - Crow @ 1:08:00


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306 - Time of the Apes - almost 7 years ago
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Tonight on "Crime Dog"...


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 6 years ago
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You don't direct Klein, you just get out of the way.


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This movie just hates anteaters.


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - about 7 years ago
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Watch this...right in the butt!


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 7 years ago
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Did I just hear a monster licking it's lips?


414 - Tormented - about 7 years ago
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I hate the prying eyes of furniture.