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Phil Carstens

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Eegah
    383
  2. Teenage Strangler
    306
  3. Werewolf
    524
  4. Space Mutiny
    884
  5. Time Chasers
    427
  6. Zombie Nightmare
    298
  7. Outlaw of Gor
    311
  8. Laserblast
    388
  9. The Skydivers
    269
  10. San Francisco International
    260
  11. The Starfighters
    234
  12. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  13. The Brute Man
    214
  14. Angels' Revenge
    206
  15. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    330
  16. Escape 2000
    250
  17. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  18. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    337
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    275
  21. Riding with Death
    382
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    414
  23. Puma Man
    507
  24. Hobgoblins
    386
  25. Devil Fish
    252
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    741
  27. Soultaker
    367
  28. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  29. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    321
  30. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  31. Mitchell
    570
  32. Santa Claus
    287
  33. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    334
  34. Cave Dwellers
    425
  35. Daddy-O
    244
  36. I Accuse My Parents
    400
  37. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  38. It Conquered the World
    282
  39. Tormented
    219
  40. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    226
  41. The Day the Earth Froze
    274
  42. Bride of the Monster
    230
  43. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    670
  44. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    216
  45. Operation Double 007
    231
  46. Girls Town
    285
  47. The Dead Talk Back
    277
  48. The Sinister Urge
    213
  49. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  50. Danger! Death Ray
    465
  51. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  52. The Undead
    239
  53. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    278
  54. Jack Frost
    329
  55. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    256
  56. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  57. The Projected Man
    201
  58. The Deadly Bees
    213
  59. The Touch of Satan
    337
  60. Hamlet
    175
  61. 12 to the Moon
    199

Recent Comments with recent replies

815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 5 years ago
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I HATE those damn episodes of sci-fi shows when the characters are put on trial. It's in every damn show.


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Mrs. Merlin is hot!


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 6 years ago
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Hey, Motörhead. It's always weird when people with talent show up in a movie terrible enough to be featured on MST3K. Like the Platters in Girls Town, or Little Richard in Catalina Caper.


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 7 years ago
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I love the bit with Mike at the end. Mostly because I really hate Michael Feinstein.

"Ahh...Kill him."


911 - Devil Fish - about 7 years ago
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My two favorite goofs in this movie are when they show the title twice, and when the female scientist says that fish with teeth developed approximately 320 years ago. The fact that they didn't even bother fixing those blatant mistakes shows the director just didn't care.


205 - Rocket Attack USA - over 5 years ago
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They mention "The Conqueror" in the trivia segment. It starred John Wayne as Genghis Khan, which is one of the worst examples of a white guy imitating another race. It's also famous because it was filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site. By 1981, 91 people who worked on the movie developed cancer, and 46 died from it.


706 - Laserblast - over 6 years ago
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Crow mentions the Dixie Dregs in this episode when he's making fun of Mike's youth. That has to be one of the most obscure references on the show. Great band, though.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 6 years ago
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Mike and the bots got Mike Pipper wrong. He's doesn't sound like Yosemite Sam, he sounds like Rowlf the Dog. I think Pipper is actually a Canadian Muppet.


806 - The Undead - almost 6 years ago
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Man, there's a lot of disturbing moments throughout this show, but seriously, nothing makes me more uncomfortable than Satan's off-set Adam's apple.


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I absolutely hate this movie. Let's go over what happens. They kill a cat, kill a dog, and then think it would be exciting to almost kill a kid. And they think it's all whimsical. I loathe this movie, and think anyone who worked on it should be locked away forever.

However, the riffing is great.


Homestarrunner Halloween
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Anyone checked out the new Homestarrunner Halloween video? I think most of you here will recognize one of the costumes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td9n1vNR4YE


OT: Have You Heard? ...where I can get ice-picks?
Forum - almost 3 years ago
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I came across another earworm bad enough to be classified with Surfin' Bird... "Cotton-Eyed Joe", by the Rednex in the mid-90's? (The song actually originated from folk songs of slaves on Southern plantations. Really classy, Rednex!)
Anyway, I came across it on a headshop video that was pretty funny anyway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuXjfofB2-o
What are the best/worst earworms you've heard lately?


Recent Riffs

1009 - Hamlet - over 6 years ago
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Nell!


903 - Puma Man - over 6 years ago
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Puma Man!


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Do you guys know, is there a credible melting man?


610 - The Violent Years - about 7 years ago
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COMMUNISM!


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 7 years ago
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Miss Chestular Region!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 7 years ago
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Go Packers.