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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  2. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  3. Space Travelers
    147
  4. The Beatniks
    179
  5. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  6. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    215
  7. Eegah
    375
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  9. Gunslinger
    158
  10. Teenage Strangler
    303
  11. Beginning of the End
    252
  12. The Violent Years
    163
  13. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  14. It Conquered the World
    273
  15. Hercules Unchained
    175
  16. Puma Man
    499
  17. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  18. Santa Claus
    283
  19. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  20. Final Justice
    256
  21. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  22. The Sidehackers
    197
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  24. Ring of Terror
    185
  25. Wild Rebels
    158
  26. Lost Continent
    235
  27. King Dinosaur
    193
  28. First Spaceship on Venus
    150

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The Single Worst Movie Ever Made
Forum - about 2 years ago
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Terminator Genisys...

... and here's why. Spoiler: (Though you can't ruin a turd) This is maybe the only movie I've ever seen that actively pisses my off. It's bad in every way and then some. Lots of movies have bad effects, bad acting, bad writing, bad casting, a bad overall plot, and shits on beloved source material. Dragon Ball Evolution is a great example, it has all of those qualities. But here's where TG goes the extra mile. While DBE only shit on source material and ignored it, Terminator Genisys ACTIVELY TRIES TO DESTROY IT. Who in the name of F^^K thought it was a good idea to erase two of the best action movies ever made from the canon in favor of a movie so lazy it didn't even bother to justify it's own blatantly broken time-travel logic!? Sure, the first two's time travel didn't make perfect sense but if you didn't think about it it's easy to let slide, and even if you do think about it it's justified by being part of overall excellent films. TG has a scene where someone actually acknowledges the time travel doesn't make sense and then they justify it by essentially saying "Who cares?" I CARE! Every time I even so much as think about this film I want to punch the writer in the face as hard as I possibly can.


202 - The Sidehackers - about 6 years ago
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Though the riffing is superb, hardest movie of all MST3K for me to sit through. Jeez, get with the Side-Hacking already! Oops, I meant the "sorry excuse to make a weepy revenge snuff film because 70's guys were tough, man!" movie. - Because they snagged on my girl, see?! DON'TCHA CARE? DON'TCHA EVEN CARE?!?"


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - about 6 years ago
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Actually one of the best MST3k riffing movies if you ask me


211 - First Spaceship on Venus - about 6 years ago
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Unlike most bad movies, this one is at least entertainingly bad with all the great riffs!


517 - Beginning of the End - over 6 years ago
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Living in Chicago makes this episode even funnier. Sooo many funny references to the City with the Big Shoulders.
"All quiet in the Western Suburbs...We were pinned down in Elgin...Aurora was pretty bad..."


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 6 years ago
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Oh man, thank god for the riffs because this movie is sooo incredibly bad!


416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space - almost 7 years ago
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...Right, so I guess they padded the film so much that there was no room for any explanation of what happened to the astronauts after they drank those roofies


506 - Eegah - about 7 years ago
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Watch out for snakes!


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 7 years ago
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It would be hilarious if Torgo later went on to be Norm on Cheers, you know? Everyone yells his name as he staggers slowly into the bar, then he starts groping Diane and calling Frasier "the Master"


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 7 years ago
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The writing for the riffs was really good this episode.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 7 years ago
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A pensive Jack Kerouac pulls on a "J" in the middle of the room...


403 - City Limits - almost 7 years ago
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The final segment says what I was thinking during the whole movie - what the heck is ever going on??


Recent Riffs

504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - almost 7 years ago
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Oh no! It's Grandma's "Brag Book"!!!


517 - Beginning of the End - over 6 years ago
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"If we don't drop the bomb, then Chicago will certainly fall"
[Crow] Look, we'll move The Loop to Schaumburg...


415 - The Beatniks - almost 7 years ago
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Another alcohol-free party ends in shame. This little play has been brought to you by the Booze Council, reminding you to always stock up on alcoholic beverages for all your social occasions.
Because Booze...really satisfies. Booze takes a dull party and makes it better! Booze makes you popular and heals all wounds! B..double-O..Z..E = Booze!


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 7 years ago
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Uh! Camera 3? Get off the track! CAMERA 3! AAAGGGHHH!


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 6 years ago
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Oh poo! I'm in the pit of Hell! Now I'm going to have to think some more...


401 - Space Travelers - almost 7 years ago
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"We're going to the stars you little small town piss-ant, I want this man savagely beaten"


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 7 years ago
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Boy this is fun, what with the used lamps and the festoonery...whoa
This party is getting out of control!


204 - Catalina Caper - about 6 years ago
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AGH Charlie! They took my thumbs Charlie!


702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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The Creeper must approach the house cautiously...so as to not startle the house


702 - The Brute Man - over 6 years ago
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May I have a piece of my own white meat please?


609 - The Skydivers - over 6 years ago
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I need to get out of the sun to maintain my fish-belly white complexion...


609 - The Skydivers - over 6 years ago
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This place is just CRAWLING with missile silos...