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Chris Bennett

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Day the Earth Froze
    49
  2. The Giant Gila Monster
    56
  3. Space Travelers
    27
  4. The Beatniks
    50
  5. Hercules and the Captive Women
    33
  6. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    64
  7. Eegah
    97
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    56
  9. Gunslinger
    30
  10. Teenage Strangler
    85
  11. Beginning of the End
    64
  12. The Violent Years
    48
  13. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    59
  14. It Conquered the World
    57
  15. Hercules Unchained
    36
  16. Puma Man
    139
  17. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    69
  18. Santa Claus
    73
  19. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    61
  20. Final Justice
    65
  21. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    115
  22. The Sidehackers
    53
  23. Rocket Attack USA
    32
  24. Ring of Terror
    38
  25. Wild Rebels
    34
  26. Lost Continent
    54
  27. King Dinosaur
    39
  28. First Spaceship on Venus
    33

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Actually one of the best MST3k riffing movies if you ask me


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Unlike most bad movies, this one is at least entertainingly bad with all the great riffs!


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202 - The Sidehackers - 2 months ago

Though the riffing is superb, hardest movie of all MST3K for me to sit through. Jeez, get with the Side-Hacking already! Oops, I meant the "sorry excuse to make a weepy revenge snuff film because 70's guys were tough, man!" movie. - Because they snagged on my girl, see?! DON'TCHA CARE? DON'TCHA EVEN CARE?!?"


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517 - Beginning of the End - 11 months ago

Living in Chicago makes this episode even funnier. Sooo many funny references to the City with the Big Shoulders.
"All quiet in the Western Suburbs...We were pinned down in Elgin...Aurora was pretty bad..."


3 laughs

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518 - The Atomic Brain - 11 months ago

Oh man, thank god for the riffs because this movie is sooo incredibly bad!


3 laughs

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...Right, so I guess they padded the film so much that there was no room for any explanation of what happened to the astronauts after they drank those roofies


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506 - Eegah - about 1 year ago

Watch out for snakes!


4 laughs

It would be hilarious if Torgo later went on to be Norm on Cheers, you know? Everyone yells his name as he staggers slowly into the bar, then he starts groping Diane and calling Frasier "the Master"


5 laughs

421 - Monster A-Go Go - 12 months ago

The writing for the riffs was really good this episode.


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421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 1 year ago

A pensive Jack Kerouac pulls on a "J" in the middle of the room...


3 laughs

403 - City Limits - 12 months ago

The final segment says what I was thinking during the whole movie - what the heck is ever going on??


7 laughs

How to make literally anything you say hilarious:
STEP 1: Talk in the lizard voice
STEP 2: "Blelelalelalelele"
STEP 3: ROFL


Recent Riffs

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204 - Catalina Caper - 2 months ago

AGH Charlie! They took my thumbs Charlie!


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702 - The Brute Man - 8 months ago

The Creeper must approach the house cautiously...so as to not startle the house


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702 - The Brute Man - 8 months ago

May I have a piece of my own white meat please?


5 laughs

609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago

I need to get out of the sun to maintain my fish-belly white complexion...


2 laughs

609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago

This place is just CRAWLING with missile silos...


3 laughs

609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago

Any talk of unions brings a threat of reprisals at this school!!


6 laughs

609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago

Rat-a-tat-tat!! I keep a copy of..Popular Mechanics under my ..mattress...


4 laughs

609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago

I like to sneak in and lay on the table saw...ohhohooo


7 laughs

609 - The Skydivers - 10 months ago

Thrust the nail into the..soft..yielding..wood


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You said you had a cabin! This is just property!


2 laughs

Oh! This looks like a good place to put up a roadside poison gas stand, don't ya think?


3 laughs

520 - Radar Secret Service - 11 months ago

Man, I'm chafing like a bear! These Italian bun-huggers give me NO room at all!