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Gabriel Traylor

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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  2. Riding with Death
    386
  3. Master Ninja I
    252
  4. Master Ninja II
    156
  5. Ring of Terror
    190

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I'm always amazed at how BROWN this movie is. It's in color, but it's so BROWN!


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 5 years ago
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Mikey ranks up there with Jar Jar Binks on the list of characters you want to see beaten up. In course in Jar Jar's case that is "die a violent death on camera".


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The kid rips off a plane at an int'l airfield and gets told not to do it again.


Tommy Wiseau Just Released a New Clip From The Neighbors and It's as Awesomely Awful as You'd Hope
Forum - about 5 years ago
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From article: The Room's director/star/alien mascot is widely believed to have been playing a version of himself in his notorious feature - a perfect man with a weird accent and an excess of black hair dye, betrayed by a conniving woman who turned evil for no reason. Here, though, he's trying to play a "character," with the aid of a varsity jacket he's maybe 40 years too old to wear, and a wig even Shatner would reject as too unrealistic.

The scene is like a bizarro-world variation on the Chris-R/Denny scene from The Room, with Wiseau's Ricky Rick trying to collect some money and threatening to cut off a finger if it's not repaid. It is, needless to say, the most unconvincing variation on such a scene you have ever witnessed in your life.
http://youtu.be/SwBXduyldgg


Who would win in a golf cart drag race...?
Forum - about 5 years ago
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The old security guard in Hobgoblins, or Kalgan in Space Mutiny...?
(assuming equally-equipped vehicles)

How about it, guys? Get yer theoretical money out...!


Songs You Actually Like From MST3K
Forum - about 5 years ago
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Let's confine this topic to songs from the films, not those penned by the boys and bots on the SOL. I am willing to accept songs riffed into alternate lyrics. (I.e. 'Yipe Stripes' undoubtedly turns more amazing with the lyrics 'White Flight'.)

Here are my favs: "Hear the Engines Roar (Now)", and that never ending vacation/road tripping background song from 'Pod People'. The music from 'Circus on Ice' ("These two girls, make quite a pair/ You'll see them in your worst nightmares!) and music by 'The Skinny's" from The Deadly Bees. Um, I think they're legit good and would probably buy that tune in real life. Plus, they might have an actual Rollingstone in the band, no?
Your turn.


Random riff
Forum - about 5 years ago
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What is it about the word mayonnaise? It got me focusing on riffs about it.

"That's the breaded thing with the mayonnaise, right?"


Hey! It's a bad movie.
Forum - about 5 years ago
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so I'm watching season 2 and suffering through some of the less exciting episodes and I decide to take a break from my summer of '14 thon, and put in a movie called "Prometheus" 2012 Riddly Scott---OMG what a bad movie, it had me BEGGING for Ross Hagen, wishing for Richard Baseheart, dying for Francis Coleman--I couldn't watch certain mst3k's before, like "...Fumanchu", "...lover's lane", or "kitten...whip", but now I've been to the inner circle of bad movies, and I know who I am now, and my place in the universe. I suppose I should thank them...it's amazing how relative everything is...


Hat-trickers
Forum - about 5 years ago
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Richard Keil= Human Duplicators, Eegah, Phantom Planet
John Agar=Prehistoric Women, Mole Men, Revenge of the Creature
Peter Graves=Beginning of the End, It Conquered the World, Clonus
Lee Van Cleef=Master Ninja 1 and 2, It Conquered the World

Anyone think of anyone else that's starred in 3 or more MSTified Movies? Not including Shorts, obv.


Forum - about 5 years ago
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Amidst the randomly placed gas cans, professional-grade bombs, and all the inexplicable explosions, does anybody else feel that the makers of Sharknado missed a golden opportunity, towards the end, to have a tornado, full of sharks, on fire?


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"I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till."
"I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will."
"Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas one and all!"


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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Come and sit by my side if you love me, do not hasten to bid me adieu-OOOOOO!


814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago
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"Let's go to the turkey database!"
"W-w-w-gobble-dot-com."