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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
  2. Moon Zero Two
    185
  3. Rocketship X-M
    271
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  5. The Mole People
    189
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    172
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    209
  8. Space Travelers
    144
  9. The Sidehackers
    195
  10. Fugitive Alien
    313
  11. 12 to the Moon
    193
  12. High School Big Shot
    178
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    194
  14. Gunslinger
    156
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  16. The Rebel Set
    154
  17. Beginning of the End
    252
  18. Alien from L.A.
    261
  19. Robot Monster
    145
  20. The Violent Years
    161
  21. Manhunt in Space
    158
  22. The Unearthly
    188
  23. The Hellcats
    108
  24. King Dinosaur
    191
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    147
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    184
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  29. Hercules
    149
  30. The Indestructible Man
    150
  31. The Atomic Brain
    161
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    170
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  34. Master Ninja I
    243
  35. The Magic Sword
    197
  36. The Human Duplicators
    197
  37. Teenage Strangler
    301
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  40. Bride of the Monster
    222
  41. Operation Double 007
    223
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  43. Escape 2000
    243
  44. The Crawling Eye
    249
  45. The She-Creature
    166
  46. The Mad Monster
    133
  47. Stranded in Space
    123
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    212
  50. The Black Scorpion
    113
  51. Daddy-O
    237
  52. Mighty Jack
    162
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
  54. Crash of the Moons
    162
  55. Teenage Caveman
    147
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
  59. Riding with Death
    379
  60. Eegah
    370
  61. The Sinister Urge
    207
  62. Diabolik
    202
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    161
  64. The Crawling Hand
    150
  65. The Slime People
    120
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  67. Untamed Youth
    130
  68. The Beatniks
    177
  69. Wild Rebels
    156
  70. Cave Dwellers
    413
  71. Time of the Apes
    257
  72. It Conquered the World
    270
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  75. Radar Secret Service
    210
  76. Village of the Giants
    188
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  79. Angels' Revenge
    198
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    210
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  82. Bloodlust
    176
  83. Gorgo
    162
  84. It Lives by Night
    164
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  86. Project Moonbase
    107
  87. Jungle Goddess
    178
  88. Being from Another Planet
    186
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    143
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  92. Time Chasers
    418
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    149
  94. Master Ninja II
    150
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    154
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    248
  99. The Space Children
    167
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    190
  102. The Projected Man
    193
  103. Space Mutiny
    860
  104. Soultaker
    354
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    231

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You guys are right about the forklift schtick. And Joel getting fed up with Crow for the "Rocky the Flying Squirrel" voice "AGAIN" after 20 times, made this compost heap of a movie worthwhile.


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 3 years ago
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At 48:30, they show the head-chopping scene. Sure, cheap special effects, but for 1958, isn't that a bit strong? In an era in which married couples slept in separate twin beds, bullet wounds produced no blood, etc. Just a little surprised they went all 'Braveheart' on us! Thoughts?


521 - Santa Claus - almost 6 years ago
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Did the Spanish mom at 50:35 actually suggest to her daughter that they PRAY to Santa Claus? Does anyone else find that slightly... messed up?


113 - The Black Scorpion - almost 3 years ago
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10:34 The Professor says, "Some of my countrymen may like rattlesnakes in the house. I can do without them." Wow... not overly racist, is it? Would it have set production THAT FAR behind to at least ask ONE Mexican person if ANY of them at all like rattlesnakes in their houses? ¡Háy Chihuahua! :-)


511 - Gunslinger - almost 6 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 6 years ago
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This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 6 years ago
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Makes me long for "Kitten with a Whip".


524 - 12 to the Moon - over 4 years ago
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Moon folk speak Chinese---really?


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 6 years ago
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So the opening scene is the villagers against the Knights who say "Nee"? Why not just get them a shrubbery, and save all the bloodshed?


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 6 years ago
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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


909 - Gorgo - almost 6 years ago
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The boys were like Beavis & Butthead. Through the whole dorkin movie they kept making fun of that guys name. How many dorkin times were they going to rehash that? They just kept dorkin with him! Dorkin jerks...


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 5 years ago
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At 10:45 Servo applauds and cheers as the ship sinks. He APPLAUDS... But his arms don't work. (And no, it wasn't Joel) Perhaps Fu Manchu knows the answer to: What is the sound of NO hands clapping?


Recent Riffs

302 - Gamera - almost 6 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - almost 3 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 6 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - over 6 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - almost 3 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - almost 3 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 3 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 3 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 3 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 3 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 3 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 3 years ago
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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?