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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    288
  2. Moon Zero Two
    174
  3. Rocketship X-M
    258
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    384
  5. The Mole People
    174
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    160
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    192
  8. Space Travelers
    135
  9. The Sidehackers
    186
  10. Fugitive Alien
    296
  11. 12 to the Moon
    181
  12. High School Big Shot
    166
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    184
  14. Gunslinger
    144
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    365
  16. The Rebel Set
    143
  17. Beginning of the End
    238
  18. Alien from L.A.
    249
  19. Robot Monster
    138
  20. The Violent Years
    148
  21. Manhunt in Space
    146
  22. The Unearthly
    179
  23. The Hellcats
    100
  24. King Dinosaur
    180
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    677
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    173
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    190
  29. Hercules
    137
  30. The Indestructible Man
    140
  31. The Atomic Brain
    146
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    160
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    205
  34. Master Ninja I
    231
  35. The Magic Sword
    183
  36. The Human Duplicators
    185
  37. Teenage Strangler
    286
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    137
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    620
  40. Bride of the Monster
    206
  41. Operation Double 007
    207
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    244
  43. Escape 2000
    230
  44. The Crawling Eye
    234
  45. The She-Creature
    153
  46. The Mad Monster
    124
  47. Stranded in Space
    117
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    150
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    200
  50. The Black Scorpion
    106
  51. Daddy-O
    225
  52. Mighty Jack
    154
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    177
  54. Crash of the Moons
    144
  55. Teenage Caveman
    133
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    131
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    229
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    192
  59. Riding with Death
    352
  60. Eegah
    355
  61. The Sinister Urge
    197
  62. Diabolik
    190
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    150
  64. The Crawling Hand
    142
  65. The Slime People
    109
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    151
  67. Untamed Youth
    122
  68. The Beatniks
    168
  69. Wild Rebels
    145
  70. Cave Dwellers
    387
  71. Time of the Apes
    246
  72. It Conquered the World
    245
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    223
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    131
  75. Radar Secret Service
    196
  76. Village of the Giants
    176
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    253
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    233
  79. Angels' Revenge
    189
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    199
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    186
  82. Bloodlust
    164
  83. Gorgo
    157
  84. It Lives by Night
    154
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    205
  86. Project Moonbase
    105
  87. Jungle Goddess
    161
  88. Being from Another Planet
    176
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    135
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    141
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    176
  92. Time Chasers
    397
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    138
  94. Master Ninja II
    146
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    309
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    188
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    239
  99. The Space Children
    152
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    311
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    171
  102. The Projected Man
    185
  103. Space Mutiny
    825
  104. Soultaker
    337
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    220

Recent Comments with recent replies

312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - almost 2 years ago
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It's a PLANET!


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 1 year ago
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The scene starting at 11:36 is the single funniest minute in MST3K history. The riffs about the music being played are flawless. And if you are old enough to catch the call back to "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", just icing on the cake! Live on in reruns, Mr. Bill Bixby!!


520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 3 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


1001 - Soultaker - over 1 year ago
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Imagine if the Angel of Death didn't have such a bad shellfish allergy. His face wouldn't swell, his attitude would improve, and a LOT less people would be dying! Power of the whole universe... can't get a Benadryl refill.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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Notice they intentionally mis-pronounce her name as "Bright eyes". Only 10 years later, Spaceman Charleton Heston lands on the Planet of the Apes and is called... "Bright Eyes". Coincidence?


109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago
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The General to the colonel "turn you over my knee and spank you" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!! I can see it was written by Heinlein:(( Anyone read The Puppet Masters?


322 - Master Ninja I - over 5 years ago
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This movie was released in 1991. Lee Van Cleef died 2 years earlier, December 1989. It had to be in his contract that they couldn't release it until after he died.


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 3 years ago
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At 20:40 the reference to "Thanks Mr. Lithgow" put me on the floor! Anyone else know where this reference came from? Subtle, but hilarious.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 4 years ago
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In the opening scene he pulls the cigarette from the girls mouth, because there is NO SMOKING allowed. He then puts it out... IN AN ASHTRAY!


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 5 years ago
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Classic 50's "all exposition" flick. "Before we do this, let's take 10 minutes to describe what we are doing." Love the complete corn-ball age of movies.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - about 5 years ago
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These outfits the space teenagers have are the same as Mork, but inverted colors. They are the Orkan road-uniforms!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 1 year ago
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When the bots caught air-born hockey hair, I was hoping for a mullet nickname contest. Waterfall, The 7, Canadian Passport, Tennessee Tuxedo...


Recent Riffs

315 - Teenage Caveman - about 5 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - over 5 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - over 1 year ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - over 1 year ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 1 year ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 1 year ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


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Neck Injury Theater presents...


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Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!