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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    298
  2. Moon Zero Two
    179
  3. Rocketship X-M
    266
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  5. The Mole People
    182
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    169
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  8. Space Travelers
    138
  9. The Sidehackers
    190
  10. Fugitive Alien
    305
  11. 12 to the Moon
    185
  12. High School Big Shot
    170
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    188
  14. Gunslinger
    148
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  16. The Rebel Set
    147
  17. Beginning of the End
    245
  18. Alien from L.A.
    256
  19. Robot Monster
    142
  20. The Violent Years
    156
  21. Manhunt in Space
    153
  22. The Unearthly
    180
  23. The Hellcats
    102
  24. King Dinosaur
    188
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    140
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    704
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    180
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    196
  29. Hercules
    144
  30. The Indestructible Man
    144
  31. The Atomic Brain
    154
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    209
  34. Master Ninja I
    236
  35. The Magic Sword
    190
  36. The Human Duplicators
    192
  37. Teenage Strangler
    293
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    141
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    634
  40. Bride of the Monster
    214
  41. Operation Double 007
    214
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    251
  43. Escape 2000
    237
  44. The Crawling Eye
    242
  45. The She-Creature
    160
  46. The Mad Monster
    127
  47. Stranded in Space
    121
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    162
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    207
  50. The Black Scorpion
    110
  51. Daddy-O
    230
  52. Mighty Jack
    160
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    183
  54. Crash of the Moons
    155
  55. Teenage Caveman
    140
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    138
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    235
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    196
  59. Riding with Death
    359
  60. Eegah
    361
  61. The Sinister Urge
    201
  62. Diabolik
    195
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    155
  64. The Crawling Hand
    146
  65. The Slime People
    114
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    159
  67. Untamed Youth
    126
  68. The Beatniks
    171
  69. Wild Rebels
    151
  70. Cave Dwellers
    398
  71. Time of the Apes
    250
  72. It Conquered the World
    256
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    231
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    139
  75. Radar Secret Service
    205
  76. Village of the Giants
    180
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    262
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    240
  79. Angels' Revenge
    193
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    205
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    196
  82. Bloodlust
    172
  83. Gorgo
    158
  84. It Lives by Night
    160
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    211
  86. Project Moonbase
    108
  87. Jungle Goddess
    169
  88. Being from Another Planet
    178
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    140
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    144
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  92. Time Chasers
    409
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    144
  94. Master Ninja II
    149
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    147
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    317
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    195
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    244
  99. The Space Children
    161
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    321
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    173
  102. The Projected Man
    189
  103. Space Mutiny
    842
  104. Soultaker
    345
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    225

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909 - Gorgo - over 5 years ago
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The boys were like Beavis & Butthead. Through the whole dorkin movie they kept making fun of that guys name. How many dorkin times were they going to rehash that? They just kept dorkin with him! Dorkin jerks...


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - about 5 years ago
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At 10:45 Servo applauds and cheers as the ship sinks. He APPLAUDS... But his arms don't work. (And no, it wasn't Joel) Perhaps Fu Manchu knows the answer to: What is the sound of NO hands clapping?


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - about 2 years ago
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As I was watching the final scene, there sure seemed to be a lot of people crowded behind them as they got married. Were they supposed to be the brides that were taken? I only ask because this time, I noticed that they said the brides wouldn't be dead but "alive in a cataleptic state" which would imply that they could be brought back if they found them.

Or am I just reading too much into it?


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 6 years ago
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This movie was released in 1991. Lee Van Cleef died 2 years earlier, December 1989. It had to be in his contract that they couldn't release it until after he died.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 5 years ago
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In the opening scene he pulls the cigarette from the girls mouth, because there is NO SMOKING allowed. He then puts it out... IN AN ASHTRAY!


1001 - Soultaker - almost 4 years ago
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for all you cowards afraid to say it i'm not!! I am on Team Mike not Team Joel ...there i said it #butstilllovesemboth


311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago
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Why does kissing in the 50s look so painful?


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 5 years ago
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Ever stop to think that most of us are the eventual result of “What to do on a Date?”


503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 2 years ago
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So... The guy's girlfriend drowns... Instead of saving her he wrestles an alligator... He doesn't bat an eye at her death and a scene later he's making out with one of his captors. Am I missing something here?


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 2 years ago
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It's a PLANET!


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - about 2 years ago
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The scene starting at 11:36 is the single funniest minute in MST3K history. The riffs about the music being played are flawless. And if you are old enough to catch the call back to "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", just icing on the cake! Live on in reruns, Mr. Bill Bixby!!


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 3 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


Recent Riffs

803 - The Mole People - about 2 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 5 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 6 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - about 2 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - about 2 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 2 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 2 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 2 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 2 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 2 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 2 years ago
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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 2 years ago
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