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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    355
  2. Moon Zero Two
    222
  3. Rocketship X-M
    304
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    457
  5. The Mole People
    222
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    196
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    233
  8. Space Travelers
    160
  9. The Sidehackers
    224
  10. Fugitive Alien
    351
  11. 12 to the Moon
    223
  12. High School Big Shot
    203
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    211
  14. Gunslinger
    173
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    439
  16. The Rebel Set
    170
  17. Beginning of the End
    291
  18. Alien from L.A.
    292
  19. Robot Monster
    161
  20. The Violent Years
    181
  21. Manhunt in Space
    176
  22. The Unearthly
    213
  23. The Hellcats
    126
  24. King Dinosaur
    211
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    169
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    792
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    217
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    228
  29. Hercules
    165
  30. The Indestructible Man
    169
  31. The Atomic Brain
    178
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    197
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    246
  34. Master Ninja I
    275
  35. The Magic Sword
    217
  36. The Human Duplicators
    223
  37. Teenage Strangler
    338
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    166
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    728
  40. Bride of the Monster
    254
  41. Operation Double 007
    256
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    302
  43. Escape 2000
    286
  44. The Crawling Eye
    284
  45. The She-Creature
    185
  46. The Mad Monster
    150
  47. Stranded in Space
    140
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    186
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    238
  50. The Black Scorpion
    134
  51. Daddy-O
    264
  52. Mighty Jack
    182
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    218
  54. Crash of the Moons
    180
  55. Teenage Caveman
    161
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    161
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    268
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    232
  59. Riding with Death
    426
  60. Eegah
    416
  61. The Sinister Urge
    230
  62. Diabolik
    225
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    176
  64. The Crawling Hand
    172
  65. The Slime People
    130
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    188
  67. Untamed Youth
    146
  68. The Beatniks
    200
  69. Wild Rebels
    181
  70. Cave Dwellers
    467
  71. Time of the Apes
    297
  72. It Conquered the World
    302
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    274
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    175
  75. Radar Secret Service
    236
  76. Village of the Giants
    208
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    293
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    268
  79. Angels' Revenge
    224
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    225
  82. Bloodlust
    196
  83. Gorgo
    188
  84. It Lives by Night
    185
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    239
  86. Project Moonbase
    125
  87. Jungle Goddess
    201
  88. Being from Another Planet
    206
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    163
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    166
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    234
  92. Time Chasers
    471
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    171
  94. Master Ninja II
    170
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    173
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    360
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    242
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    288
  99. The Space Children
    193
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    223
  102. The Projected Man
    216
  103. Space Mutiny
    959
  104. Soultaker
    407
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    266

Recent Comments with recent replies

506 - Eegah - about 9 years ago
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Did you guys catch what Tom Servo did at 1:24:30? You've just been "Rick Rolled" by Tom Servo!


107 - Robot Monster - about 9 years ago
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Normally the guys are quite good at hiding as they control Tom Servo and Crow. But at 49:00 you clearly see Kevin Murphy's head. Please comment if this is common, and I have just missed it all these years. (?)


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 8 years ago
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58:45 Mike Nelson insults every MSTie. "So now we're going to watch people watching a movie? What's that all about?" And what's worse, we were almost people watching people watching people watching a movie!


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 9 years ago
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You think when Bela Lugosi died, he was cremated, just for a change of scenery?


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An entire script made up of nothing but exposition? "You remember, when we grew up together" Yes, of course, that's why it matters to the audience when I die, because we have been friends since childhood" AAAAHH!!!


320 - The Unearthly - over 6 years ago
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Tor Johnson is SO Interesting looking. I miss the time when actors could look unique instead of being cookie cutter hansom regardless of the roles they are playing. Tor is in an elite class he shares with such other greats as Andre the Giant and and Robert Z'dar.


803 - The Mole People - over 8 years ago
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"This one died as a result of a blow from a heavy, blunt instrument."
"That's a sign of a higher civilization."
Um, what? A creature killed another creature with a stick and that's a sign of a higher civilization? Even chimps use tools.


511 - Gunslinger - almost 9 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 9 years ago
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This was like a 90 minute episode of Monty Python and Benny Hill spliced together! I ate a Sampo sandwich whie watching this.


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 9 years ago
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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


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Pearl is a damn fine riffer! It's a shame this is the only time she got in the theater.


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 9 years ago
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An entire movie of exposition, really? Take out the narration and them explaining previous facts that led them here, and the movie is less than 6 minutes! Perfect for MST3K to harpoon.


Recent Riffs

1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - almost 9 years ago
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[What do you make of that?] Well, you can make 'human loaf'!


302 - Gamera - over 8 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - over 5 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - about 9 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - over 9 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 5 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 5 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 5 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 5 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 5 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?