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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  2. Moon Zero Two
    190
  3. Rocketship X-M
    275
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  5. The Mole People
    196
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  8. Space Travelers
    148
  9. The Sidehackers
    201
  10. Fugitive Alien
    320
  11. 12 to the Moon
    198
  12. High School Big Shot
    184
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  14. Gunslinger
    160
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  16. The Rebel Set
    156
  17. Beginning of the End
    254
  18. Alien from L.A.
    268
  19. Robot Monster
    150
  20. The Violent Years
    167
  21. Manhunt in Space
    161
  22. The Unearthly
    194
  23. The Hellcats
    110
  24. King Dinosaur
    196
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  29. Hercules
    151
  30. The Indestructible Man
    152
  31. The Atomic Brain
    164
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223
  34. Master Ninja I
    248
  35. The Magic Sword
    201
  36. The Human Duplicators
    201
  37. Teenage Strangler
    306
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  40. Bride of the Monster
    227
  41. Operation Double 007
    227
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  43. Escape 2000
    249
  44. The Crawling Eye
    252
  45. The She-Creature
    168
  46. The Mad Monster
    136
  47. Stranded in Space
    126
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    217
  50. The Black Scorpion
    117
  51. Daddy-O
    243
  52. Mighty Jack
    166
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  54. Crash of the Moons
    166
  55. Teenage Caveman
    149
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  59. Riding with Death
    381
  60. Eegah
    378
  61. The Sinister Urge
    210
  62. Diabolik
    207
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  64. The Crawling Hand
    155
  65. The Slime People
    122
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    167
  67. Untamed Youth
    132
  68. The Beatniks
    181
  69. Wild Rebels
    160
  70. Cave Dwellers
    419
  71. Time of the Apes
    265
  72. It Conquered the World
    277
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  75. Radar Secret Service
    216
  76. Village of the Giants
    191
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  79. Angels' Revenge
    203
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    214
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  82. Bloodlust
    182
  83. Gorgo
    165
  84. It Lives by Night
    168
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  86. Project Moonbase
    111
  87. Jungle Goddess
    181
  88. Being from Another Planet
    190
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  92. Time Chasers
    425
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  94. Master Ninja II
    154
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    252
  99. The Space Children
    173
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    193
  102. The Projected Man
    196
  103. Space Mutiny
    874
  104. Soultaker
    364
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    235

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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


511 - Gunslinger - over 6 years ago
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Did I just hear Crow say (23:00) "I'll just lie in state at the Corn Palace while 'Hooked on a Feeling' is sung by a quartet of castrati"? My life is complete!!!


511 - Gunslinger - over 6 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


113 - The Black Scorpion - about 3 years ago
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10:34 The Professor says, "Some of my countrymen may like rattlesnakes in the house. I can do without them." Wow... not overly racist, is it? Would it have set production THAT FAR behind to at least ask ONE Mexican person if ANY of them at all like rattlesnakes in their houses? ¡Háy Chihuahua! :-)


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 6 years ago
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This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


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You guys are right about the forklift schtick. And Joel getting fed up with Crow for the "Rocky the Flying Squirrel" voice "AGAIN" after 20 times, made this compost heap of a movie worthwhile.


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - about 3 years ago
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At 48:30, they show the head-chopping scene. Sure, cheap special effects, but for 1958, isn't that a bit strong? In an era in which married couples slept in separate twin beds, bullet wounds produced no blood, etc. Just a little surprised they went all 'Braveheart' on us! Thoughts?


521 - Santa Claus - over 6 years ago
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Did the Spanish mom at 50:35 actually suggest to her daughter that they PRAY to Santa Claus? Does anyone else find that slightly... messed up?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 7 years ago
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Makes me long for "Kitten with a Whip".


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 5 years ago
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Moon folk speak Chinese---really?


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So the opening scene is the villagers against the Knights who say "Nee"? Why not just get them a shrubbery, and save all the bloodshed?


909 - Gorgo - over 6 years ago
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The boys were like Beavis & Butthead. Through the whole dorkin movie they kept making fun of that guys name. How many dorkin times were they going to rehash that? They just kept dorkin with him! Dorkin jerks...


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302 - Gamera - about 6 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - about 3 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 6 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 7 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - about 3 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - about 3 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 3 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 3 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 3 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 3 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 3 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 3 years ago
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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?