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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  2. Moon Zero Two
    163
  3. Rocketship X-M
    248
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    374
  5. The Mole People
    165
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    153
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    186
  8. Space Travelers
    129
  9. The Sidehackers
    176
  10. Fugitive Alien
    285
  11. 12 to the Moon
    175
  12. High School Big Shot
    160
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    176
  14. Gunslinger
    137
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    355
  16. The Rebel Set
    140
  17. Beginning of the End
    232
  18. Alien from L.A.
    244
  19. Robot Monster
    133
  20. The Violent Years
    142
  21. Manhunt in Space
    142
  22. The Unearthly
    173
  23. The Hellcats
    90
  24. King Dinosaur
    171
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    131
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    660
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    164
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    181
  29. Hercules
    130
  30. The Indestructible Man
    135
  31. The Atomic Brain
    139
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    152
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    200
  34. Master Ninja I
    224
  35. The Magic Sword
    177
  36. The Human Duplicators
    174
  37. Teenage Strangler
    279
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    129
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    610
  40. Bride of the Monster
    199
  41. Operation Double 007
    201
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    237
  43. Escape 2000
    221
  44. The Crawling Eye
    222
  45. The She-Creature
    147
  46. The Mad Monster
    118
  47. Stranded in Space
    111
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    142
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    192
  50. The Black Scorpion
    99
  51. Daddy-O
    218
  52. Mighty Jack
    149
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    169
  54. Crash of the Moons
    139
  55. Teenage Caveman
    128
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    123
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    220
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    184
  59. Riding with Death
    341
  60. Eegah
    345
  61. The Sinister Urge
    187
  62. Diabolik
    184
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    146
  64. The Crawling Hand
    135
  65. The Slime People
    103
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    142
  67. Untamed Youth
    110
  68. The Beatniks
    161
  69. Wild Rebels
    139
  70. Cave Dwellers
    375
  71. Time of the Apes
    236
  72. It Conquered the World
    236
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    212
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    124
  75. Radar Secret Service
    187
  76. Village of the Giants
    171
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    246
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    228
  79. Angels' Revenge
    183
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    190
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    180
  82. Bloodlust
    154
  83. Gorgo
    153
  84. It Lives by Night
    147
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    196
  86. Project Moonbase
    96
  87. Jungle Goddess
    153
  88. Being from Another Planet
    166
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    127
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    134
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    168
  92. Time Chasers
    391
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    132
  94. Master Ninja II
    140
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    139
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    178
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    231
  99. The Space Children
    144
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    302
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    161
  102. The Projected Man
    176
  103. Space Mutiny
    803
  104. Soultaker
    329
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    210

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109 - Project Moonbase - about 5 years ago

These segments pieced together that don't really blend well remind me of Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"... Well, except that Steve Martin is a genius.


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 2 years ago

I LOVE the way Pearl says "... the hell?!" In the opening segment with the brain guys. Just the right amount of outrage mixed in with some disbelief, skepticism, and belligerence.


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320 - The Unearthly - almost 2 years ago

Tor Johnson is SO Interesting looking. I miss the time when actors could look unique instead of being cookie cutter hansom regardless of the roles they are playing. Tor is in an elite class he shares with such other greats as Andre the Giant and and Robert Z'dar.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 5 years ago

How do they catch a seriel killer and immediately celebrate at the diner, laughing and dancing? That last scene transcends bad writing. Just creepy.


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 3 years ago

Is the kid's name supposed to be Eichi?


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This Hercules movie is hilarious, the first part is slow, but Gypsy in the theater makes up for that.


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821 - Time Chasers - over 1 year ago

Sorry for commenting on the obvious, but oh my freaking word! HOW DO YOU CAST A GUY FOR THE LEAD WITH A CHIN LIKE THAT? I've seen more anatomically correct statues on Easter Island. He looks like Jeff Dunham's puppet José Jalepeño on a sitck!


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18:43 - Nice to see Jonathan Winters make a cameo as the General! An absolute doppelganger.


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606 - The Creeping Terror - over 4 years ago

This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


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112 - Untamed Youth - over 4 years ago

There are some terrible songs in MST3K's lineup, but this movie's selection is the worst by a pretty wide margin.


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506 - Eegah - over 4 years ago

Did you guys catch what Tom Servo did at 1:24:30? You've just been "Rick Rolled" by Tom Servo!


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Following this plot was like trying to smell the color 9. It could knock a buzzard off a manure wagon. Please note that none of my listed riffs are past 45 minutes. I...am...losing...my...will...to...live. I have to go cut an artery, the long way.


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208 - Lost Continent - almost 5 years ago

It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


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808 - The She-Creature - about 1 year ago

Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


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808 - The She-Creature - about 1 year ago

I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago

I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago

[One slip...] One pair of panties.


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago

This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


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413 - Manhunt in Space - about 1 year ago

The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 1 year ago

Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

Neck Injury Theater presents...


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

Herbal Life products in one hand, Amway in the other...