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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    337
  2. Moon Zero Two
    207
  3. Rocketship X-M
    286
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    430
  5. The Mole People
    206
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    222
  8. Space Travelers
    154
  9. The Sidehackers
    209
  10. Fugitive Alien
    330
  11. 12 to the Moon
    209
  12. High School Big Shot
    192
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    209
  14. Gunslinger
    165
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    413
  16. The Rebel Set
    166
  17. Beginning of the End
    277
  18. Alien from L.A.
    280
  19. Robot Monster
    156
  20. The Violent Years
    170
  21. Manhunt in Space
    171
  22. The Unearthly
    205
  23. The Hellcats
    114
  24. King Dinosaur
    203
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    764
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    204
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  29. Hercules
    154
  30. The Indestructible Man
    161
  31. The Atomic Brain
    172
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    185
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    233
  34. Master Ninja I
    259
  35. The Magic Sword
    211
  36. The Human Duplicators
    211
  37. Teenage Strangler
    323
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    694
  40. Bride of the Monster
    241
  41. Operation Double 007
    237
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    281
  43. Escape 2000
    262
  44. The Crawling Eye
    268
  45. The She-Creature
    176
  46. The Mad Monster
    144
  47. Stranded in Space
    130
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    176
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  50. The Black Scorpion
    126
  51. Daddy-O
    253
  52. Mighty Jack
    173
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    205
  54. Crash of the Moons
    176
  55. Teenage Caveman
    156
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    151
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    223
  59. Riding with Death
    400
  60. Eegah
    392
  61. The Sinister Urge
    221
  62. Diabolik
    213
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  64. The Crawling Hand
    164
  65. The Slime People
    125
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    176
  67. Untamed Youth
    137
  68. The Beatniks
    190
  69. Wild Rebels
    167
  70. Cave Dwellers
    442
  71. Time of the Apes
    281
  72. It Conquered the World
    294
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    256
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    160
  75. Radar Secret Service
    229
  76. Village of the Giants
    201
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    285
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  79. Angels' Revenge
    214
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    232
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    211
  82. Bloodlust
    189
  83. Gorgo
    178
  84. It Lives by Night
    172
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    228
  86. Project Moonbase
    118
  87. Jungle Goddess
    193
  88. Being from Another Planet
    196
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    158
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    205
  92. Time Chasers
    442
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
  94. Master Ninja II
    163
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    164
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    224
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    266
  99. The Space Children
    184
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    356
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    209
  102. The Projected Man
    206
  103. Space Mutiny
    912
  104. Soultaker
    383
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    251

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210 - King Dinosaur - about 8 years ago
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1:10:33- I think that poor gal really smacked her head up against that rock!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 7 years ago
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58:58 Great homage to the Beatles "Hard Days Night". That exact reference was made to Paul McCartney's grandfather on the train. Servo even used his best Liverpool accent. I actually went back in time. Thank you Servo.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 7 years ago
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So, it comes from a planet with a surface temperature of 900F, and Lee VonCleef kills it with... FIRE? It's 2 years before 'The Blob'. They wouldn't even have been stealing the idea to freeze it!


202 - The Sidehackers - almost 6 years ago
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Mike as J.C reminds a little of Michael Keaton :)


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 7 years ago
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I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.


101 - The Crawling Eye - over 7 years ago
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At 44:49 Crow says, "Two men will reach the Senate..." and gets 'shushed' by Joel. Watch Crow's head turn. He's really not happy! A few seasons later that would evolve into an out of character 'dickweed', as they got more comfirtable with the boundaries, don't you think?


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 5 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


511 - Gunslinger - about 7 years ago
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Did I just hear Crow say (23:00) "I'll just lie in state at the Corn Palace while 'Hooked on a Feeling' is sung by a quartet of castrati"? My life is complete!!!


511 - Gunslinger - about 7 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


113 - The Black Scorpion - about 4 years ago
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10:34 The Professor says, "Some of my countrymen may like rattlesnakes in the house. I can do without them." Wow... not overly racist, is it? Would it have set production THAT FAR behind to at least ask ONE Mexican person if ANY of them at all like rattlesnakes in their houses? ¡Háy Chihuahua! :-)


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 7 years ago
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This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


Recent Riffs

302 - Gamera - about 7 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - about 4 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 7 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 8 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 4 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 4 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 4 years ago
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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?