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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    332
  2. Moon Zero Two
    202
  3. Rocketship X-M
    283
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    425
  5. The Mole People
    202
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    186
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    218
  8. Space Travelers
    154
  9. The Sidehackers
    206
  10. Fugitive Alien
    328
  11. 12 to the Moon
    205
  12. High School Big Shot
    189
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    207
  14. Gunslinger
    163
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    406
  16. The Rebel Set
    161
  17. Beginning of the End
    269
  18. Alien from L.A.
    276
  19. Robot Monster
    155
  20. The Violent Years
    170
  21. Manhunt in Space
    168
  22. The Unearthly
    203
  23. The Hellcats
    114
  24. King Dinosaur
    202
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    752
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    201
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    218
  29. Hercules
    153
  30. The Indestructible Man
    159
  31. The Atomic Brain
    170
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  34. Master Ninja I
    255
  35. The Magic Sword
    207
  36. The Human Duplicators
    208
  37. Teenage Strangler
    317
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    684
  40. Bride of the Monster
    237
  41. Operation Double 007
    235
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    277
  43. Escape 2000
    257
  44. The Crawling Eye
    263
  45. The She-Creature
    172
  46. The Mad Monster
    142
  47. Stranded in Space
    130
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    224
  50. The Black Scorpion
    126
  51. Daddy-O
    251
  52. Mighty Jack
    173
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    202
  54. Crash of the Moons
    172
  55. Teenage Caveman
    156
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    151
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    253
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    220
  59. Riding with Death
    393
  60. Eegah
    389
  61. The Sinister Urge
    217
  62. Diabolik
    211
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  64. The Crawling Hand
    162
  65. The Slime People
    125
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    173
  67. Untamed Youth
    135
  68. The Beatniks
    187
  69. Wild Rebels
    167
  70. Cave Dwellers
    437
  71. Time of the Apes
    278
  72. It Conquered the World
    290
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    251
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    156
  75. Radar Secret Service
    224
  76. Village of the Giants
    195
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    279
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    257
  79. Angels' Revenge
    208
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    230
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    208
  82. Bloodlust
    187
  83. Gorgo
    177
  84. It Lives by Night
    171
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    225
  86. Project Moonbase
    118
  87. Jungle Goddess
    190
  88. Being from Another Planet
    196
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    154
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    202
  92. Time Chasers
    435
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    159
  94. Master Ninja II
    160
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    220
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    258
  99. The Space Children
    180
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    349
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    201
  102. The Projected Man
    205
  103. Space Mutiny
    898
  104. Soultaker
    376
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    246

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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 6 years ago
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58:58 Great homage to the Beatles "Hard Days Night". That exact reference was made to Paul McCartney's grandfather on the train. Servo even used his best Liverpool accent. I actually went back in time. Thank you Servo.


311 - It Conquered the World - about 7 years ago
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So, it comes from a planet with a surface temperature of 900F, and Lee VonCleef kills it with... FIRE? It's 2 years before 'The Blob'. They wouldn't even have been stealing the idea to freeze it!


202 - The Sidehackers - over 5 years ago
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Mike as J.C reminds a little of Michael Keaton :)


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 7 years ago
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I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.


101 - The Crawling Eye - about 7 years ago
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At 44:49 Crow says, "Two men will reach the Senate..." and gets 'shushed' by Joel. Watch Crow's head turn. He's really not happy! A few seasons later that would evolve into an out of character 'dickweed', as they got more comfirtable with the boundaries, don't you think?


520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 5 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 7 years ago
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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


511 - Gunslinger - almost 7 years ago
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Did I just hear Crow say (23:00) "I'll just lie in state at the Corn Palace while 'Hooked on a Feeling' is sung by a quartet of castrati"? My life is complete!!!


511 - Gunslinger - almost 7 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


113 - The Black Scorpion - almost 4 years ago
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10:34 The Professor says, "Some of my countrymen may like rattlesnakes in the house. I can do without them." Wow... not overly racist, is it? Would it have set production THAT FAR behind to at least ask ONE Mexican person if ANY of them at all like rattlesnakes in their houses? ¡Háy Chihuahua! :-)


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 7 years ago
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This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


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You guys are right about the forklift schtick. And Joel getting fed up with Crow for the "Rocky the Flying Squirrel" voice "AGAIN" after 20 times, made this compost heap of a movie worthwhile.


Recent Riffs

302 - Gamera - almost 7 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - almost 4 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - over 7 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - over 7 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 4 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 4 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 4 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 4 years ago
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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?