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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  2. Moon Zero Two
    199
  3. Rocketship X-M
    280
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  5. The Mole People
    199
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    181
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  8. Space Travelers
    152
  9. The Sidehackers
    206
  10. Fugitive Alien
    327
  11. 12 to the Moon
    201
  12. High School Big Shot
    186
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    206
  14. Gunslinger
    161
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  16. The Rebel Set
    160
  17. Beginning of the End
    262
  18. Alien from L.A.
    275
  19. Robot Monster
    153
  20. The Violent Years
    168
  21. Manhunt in Space
    168
  22. The Unearthly
    200
  23. The Hellcats
    113
  24. King Dinosaur
    202
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  29. Hercules
    152
  30. The Indestructible Man
    157
  31. The Atomic Brain
    169
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    179
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    227
  34. Master Ninja I
    253
  35. The Magic Sword
    205
  36. The Human Duplicators
    206
  37. Teenage Strangler
    309
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  40. Bride of the Monster
    233
  41. Operation Double 007
    233
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  43. Escape 2000
    252
  44. The Crawling Eye
    259
  45. The She-Creature
    172
  46. The Mad Monster
    138
  47. Stranded in Space
    129
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    174
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    223
  50. The Black Scorpion
    123
  51. Daddy-O
    248
  52. Mighty Jack
    172
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  54. Crash of the Moons
    171
  55. Teenage Caveman
    155
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    149
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  59. Riding with Death
    386
  60. Eegah
    386
  61. The Sinister Urge
    215
  62. Diabolik
    208
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    170
  64. The Crawling Hand
    161
  65. The Slime People
    124
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  67. Untamed Youth
    134
  68. The Beatniks
    184
  69. Wild Rebels
    166
  70. Cave Dwellers
    430
  71. Time of the Apes
    276
  72. It Conquered the World
    286
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    247
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  75. Radar Secret Service
    222
  76. Village of the Giants
    191
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    252
  79. Angels' Revenge
    206
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    223
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    206
  82. Bloodlust
    185
  83. Gorgo
    171
  84. It Lives by Night
    171
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  86. Project Moonbase
    116
  87. Jungle Goddess
    186
  88. Being from Another Planet
    195
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  92. Time Chasers
    429
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  94. Master Ninja II
    156
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  99. The Space Children
    177
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  102. The Projected Man
    203
  103. Space Mutiny
    887
  104. Soultaker
    369
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    242

Recent Comments with recent replies

202 - The Sidehackers - about 5 years ago
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Mike as J.C reminds a little of Michael Keaton :)


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - about 7 years ago
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I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.


101 - The Crawling Eye - almost 7 years ago
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At 44:49 Crow says, "Two men will reach the Senate..." and gets 'shushed' by Joel. Watch Crow's head turn. He's really not happy! A few seasons later that would evolve into an out of character 'dickweed', as they got more comfirtable with the boundaries, don't you think?


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 7 years ago
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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


511 - Gunslinger - over 6 years ago
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Did I just hear Crow say (23:00) "I'll just lie in state at the Corn Palace while 'Hooked on a Feeling' is sung by a quartet of castrati"? My life is complete!!!


511 - Gunslinger - over 6 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


113 - The Black Scorpion - over 3 years ago
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10:34 The Professor says, "Some of my countrymen may like rattlesnakes in the house. I can do without them." Wow... not overly racist, is it? Would it have set production THAT FAR behind to at least ask ONE Mexican person if ANY of them at all like rattlesnakes in their houses? ¡Háy Chihuahua! :-)


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 6 years ago
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This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


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You guys are right about the forklift schtick. And Joel getting fed up with Crow for the "Rocky the Flying Squirrel" voice "AGAIN" after 20 times, made this compost heap of a movie worthwhile.


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At 48:30, they show the head-chopping scene. Sure, cheap special effects, but for 1958, isn't that a bit strong? In an era in which married couples slept in separate twin beds, bullet wounds produced no blood, etc. Just a little surprised they went all 'Braveheart' on us! Thoughts?


521 - Santa Claus - over 6 years ago
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Did the Spanish mom at 50:35 actually suggest to her daughter that they PRAY to Santa Claus? Does anyone else find that slightly... messed up?


Recent Riffs

302 - Gamera - over 6 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - over 3 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - about 7 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - about 7 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 3 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 3 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 3 years ago
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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?