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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    282
  2. Moon Zero Two
    161
  3. Rocketship X-M
    243
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    368
  5. The Mole People
    162
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    151
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    185
  8. Space Travelers
    126
  9. The Sidehackers
    174
  10. Fugitive Alien
    276
  11. 12 to the Moon
    174
  12. High School Big Shot
    157
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    171
  14. Gunslinger
    134
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    353
  16. The Rebel Set
    138
  17. Beginning of the End
    232
  18. Alien from L.A.
    242
  19. Robot Monster
    131
  20. The Violent Years
    140
  21. Manhunt in Space
    141
  22. The Unearthly
    170
  23. The Hellcats
    89
  24. King Dinosaur
    168
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    161
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    177
  29. Hercules
    127
  30. The Indestructible Man
    136
  31. The Atomic Brain
    138
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    152
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    195
  34. Master Ninja I
    221
  35. The Magic Sword
    174
  36. The Human Duplicators
    171
  37. Teenage Strangler
    276
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    127
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    606
  40. Bride of the Monster
    196
  41. Operation Double 007
    199
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    235
  43. Escape 2000
    216
  44. The Crawling Eye
    216
  45. The She-Creature
    146
  46. The Mad Monster
    115
  47. Stranded in Space
    110
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    137
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    184
  50. The Black Scorpion
    95
  51. Daddy-O
    211
  52. Mighty Jack
    146
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    167
  54. Crash of the Moons
    136
  55. Teenage Caveman
    126
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    117
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    215
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    182
  59. Riding with Death
    338
  60. Eegah
    341
  61. The Sinister Urge
    187
  62. Diabolik
    182
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  64. The Crawling Hand
    132
  65. The Slime People
    98
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    136
  67. Untamed Youth
    109
  68. The Beatniks
    161
  69. Wild Rebels
    138
  70. Cave Dwellers
    367
  71. Time of the Apes
    230
  72. It Conquered the World
    233
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    205
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    122
  75. Radar Secret Service
    180
  76. Village of the Giants
    169
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    244
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    226
  79. Angels' Revenge
    183
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    185
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    179
  82. Bloodlust
    152
  83. Gorgo
    153
  84. It Lives by Night
    145
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  86. Project Moonbase
    92
  87. Jungle Goddess
    149
  88. Being from Another Planet
    164
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    123
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    133
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    166
  92. Time Chasers
    387
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    131
  94. Master Ninja II
    138
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    137
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    177
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    227
  99. The Space Children
    139
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    160
  102. The Projected Man
    174
  103. Space Mutiny
    794
  104. Soultaker
    326
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    209

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109 - Project Moonbase - almost 5 years ago

These segments pieced together that don't really blend well remind me of Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"... Well, except that Steve Martin is a genius.


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This Hercules movie is hilarious, the first part is slow, but Gypsy in the theater makes up for that.


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821 - Time Chasers - about 1 year ago

Sorry for commenting on the obvious, but oh my freaking word! HOW DO YOU CAST A GUY FOR THE LEAD WITH A CHIN LIKE THAT? I've seen more anatomically correct statues on Easter Island. He looks like Jeff Dunham's puppet José Jalepeño on a sitck!


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18:43 - Nice to see Jonathan Winters make a cameo as the General! An absolute doppelganger.


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606 - The Creeping Terror - over 4 years ago

This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


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112 - Untamed Youth - over 4 years ago

There are some terrible songs in MST3K's lineup, but this movie's selection is the worst by a pretty wide margin.


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506 - Eegah - over 4 years ago

Did you guys catch what Tom Servo did at 1:24:30? You've just been "Rick Rolled" by Tom Servo!


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Following this plot was like trying to smell the color 9. It could knock a buzzard off a manure wagon. Please note that none of my listed riffs are past 45 minutes. I...am...losing...my...will...to...live. I have to go cut an artery, the long way.


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 year ago

Hilarious call back at 36:30. Mike Nelson is trumpeting the theme song from the early 70's game show "The Dating Game". For us MSTies old enough to remember it, it's GOLD I tell ya Jerry... GOLD!


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109 - Project Moonbase - almost 5 years ago

Notice they intentionally mis-pronounce her name as "Bright eyes". Only 10 years later, Spaceman Charleton Heston lands on the Planet of the Apes and is called... "Bright Eyes". Coincidence?


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At 48:30, they show the head-chopping scene. Sure, cheap special effects, but for 1958, isn't that a bit strong? In an era in which married couples slept in separate twin beds, bullet wounds produced no blood, etc. Just a little surprised they went all 'Braveheart' on us! Thoughts?


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322 - Master Ninja I - almost 5 years ago

This movie was released in 1991. Lee Van Cleef died 2 years earlier, December 1989. It had to be in his contract that they couldn't release it until after he died.


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208 - Lost Continent - almost 5 years ago

It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


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808 - The She-Creature - about 1 year ago

Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


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808 - The She-Creature - about 1 year ago

I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago

I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago

[One slip...] One pair of panties.


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago

This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


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413 - Manhunt in Space - about 1 year ago

The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 1 year ago

Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

Neck Injury Theater presents...


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!


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807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 1 year ago

Herbal Life products in one hand, Amway in the other...