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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  2. Moon Zero Two
    177
  3. Rocketship X-M
    263
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  5. The Mole People
    177
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    161
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  8. Space Travelers
    136
  9. The Sidehackers
    186
  10. Fugitive Alien
    301
  11. 12 to the Moon
    182
  12. High School Big Shot
    168
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    186
  14. Gunslinger
    144
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  16. The Rebel Set
    144
  17. Beginning of the End
    240
  18. Alien from L.A.
    252
  19. Robot Monster
    139
  20. The Violent Years
    149
  21. Manhunt in Space
    149
  22. The Unearthly
    179
  23. The Hellcats
    101
  24. King Dinosaur
    182
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  29. Hercules
    138
  30. The Indestructible Man
    141
  31. The Atomic Brain
    152
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    163
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  34. Master Ninja I
    233
  35. The Magic Sword
    190
  36. The Human Duplicators
    186
  37. Teenage Strangler
    288
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    139
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  40. Bride of the Monster
    209
  41. Operation Double 007
    210
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    245
  43. Escape 2000
    231
  44. The Crawling Eye
    236
  45. The She-Creature
    155
  46. The Mad Monster
    125
  47. Stranded in Space
    120
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    152
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    206
  50. The Black Scorpion
    109
  51. Daddy-O
    228
  52. Mighty Jack
    156
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    181
  54. Crash of the Moons
    144
  55. Teenage Caveman
    136
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    133
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    233
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  59. Riding with Death
    355
  60. Eegah
    356
  61. The Sinister Urge
    197
  62. Diabolik
    193
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    152
  64. The Crawling Hand
    142
  65. The Slime People
    111
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    156
  67. Untamed Youth
    123
  68. The Beatniks
    170
  69. Wild Rebels
    147
  70. Cave Dwellers
    389
  71. Time of the Apes
    248
  72. It Conquered the World
    254
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    226
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    133
  75. Radar Secret Service
    198
  76. Village of the Giants
    177
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  79. Angels' Revenge
    190
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    188
  82. Bloodlust
    166
  83. Gorgo
    159
  84. It Lives by Night
    156
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  86. Project Moonbase
    105
  87. Jungle Goddess
    165
  88. Being from Another Planet
    177
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    142
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    178
  92. Time Chasers
    405
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    140
  94. Master Ninja II
    147
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    313
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    192
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    241
  99. The Space Children
    155
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    172
  102. The Projected Man
    186
  103. Space Mutiny
    831
  104. Soultaker
    341
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    221

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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 5 years ago
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In the opening scene he pulls the cigarette from the girls mouth, because there is NO SMOKING allowed. He then puts it out... IN AN ASHTRAY!


1001 - Soultaker - over 3 years ago
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for all you cowards afraid to say it i'm not!! I am on Team Mike not Team Joel ...there i said it #butstilllovesemboth


311 - It Conquered the World - about 3 years ago
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Why does kissing in the 50s look so painful?


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 5 years ago
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Ever stop to think that most of us are the eventual result of “What to do on a Date?”


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 2 years ago
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So... The guy's girlfriend drowns... Instead of saving her he wrestles an alligator... He doesn't bat an eye at her death and a scene later he's making out with one of his captors. Am I missing something here?


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 2 years ago
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It's a PLANET!


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - almost 2 years ago
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The scene starting at 11:36 is the single funniest minute in MST3K history. The riffs about the music being played are flawless. And if you are old enough to catch the call back to "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", just icing on the cake! Live on in reruns, Mr. Bill Bixby!!


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 3 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


1001 - Soultaker - almost 2 years ago
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Imagine if the Angel of Death didn't have such a bad shellfish allergy. His face wouldn't swell, his attitude would improve, and a LOT less people would be dying! Power of the whole universe... can't get a Benadryl refill.


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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Notice they intentionally mis-pronounce her name as "Bright eyes". Only 10 years later, Spaceman Charleton Heston lands on the Planet of the Apes and is called... "Bright Eyes". Coincidence?


109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago
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The General to the colonel "turn you over my knee and spank you" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!! I can see it was written by Heinlein:(( Anyone read The Puppet Masters?


322 - Master Ninja I - over 5 years ago
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This movie was released in 1991. Lee Van Cleef died 2 years earlier, December 1989. It had to be in his contract that they couldn't release it until after he died.


Recent Riffs

315 - Teenage Caveman - over 5 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - over 5 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - almost 2 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - almost 2 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 2 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 2 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - almost 2 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - almost 2 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 2 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 2 years ago
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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 2 years ago
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Neck Injury Theater presents...


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 2 years ago
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Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!