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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    341
  2. Moon Zero Two
    213
  3. Rocketship X-M
    290
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    438
  5. The Mole People
    211
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    226
  8. Space Travelers
    154
  9. The Sidehackers
    210
  10. Fugitive Alien
    338
  11. 12 to the Moon
    211
  12. High School Big Shot
    195
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  14. Gunslinger
    170
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    421
  16. The Rebel Set
    170
  17. Beginning of the End
    279
  18. Alien from L.A.
    281
  19. Robot Monster
    159
  20. The Violent Years
    174
  21. Manhunt in Space
    173
  22. The Unearthly
    208
  23. The Hellcats
    117
  24. King Dinosaur
    205
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    160
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    775
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    205
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  29. Hercules
    156
  30. The Indestructible Man
    161
  31. The Atomic Brain
    173
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    186
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    236
  34. Master Ninja I
    263
  35. The Magic Sword
    213
  36. The Human Duplicators
    213
  37. Teenage Strangler
    324
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    156
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    708
  40. Bride of the Monster
    245
  41. Operation Double 007
    241
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    283
  43. Escape 2000
    265
  44. The Crawling Eye
    271
  45. The She-Creature
    179
  46. The Mad Monster
    149
  47. Stranded in Space
    130
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    177
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    228
  50. The Black Scorpion
    128
  51. Daddy-O
    255
  52. Mighty Jack
    176
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    206
  54. Crash of the Moons
    178
  55. Teenage Caveman
    156
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    153
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    257
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    225
  59. Riding with Death
    408
  60. Eegah
    402
  61. The Sinister Urge
    223
  62. Diabolik
    216
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    175
  64. The Crawling Hand
    167
  65. The Slime People
    129
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    178
  67. Untamed Youth
    140
  68. The Beatniks
    192
  69. Wild Rebels
    169
  70. Cave Dwellers
    446
  71. Time of the Apes
    285
  72. It Conquered the World
    297
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    258
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    165
  75. Radar Secret Service
    230
  76. Village of the Giants
    204
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    289
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    261
  79. Angels' Revenge
    214
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    236
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    215
  82. Bloodlust
    191
  83. Gorgo
    181
  84. It Lives by Night
    174
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  86. Project Moonbase
    121
  87. Jungle Goddess
    196
  88. Being from Another Planet
    197
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    155
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    214
  92. Time Chasers
    452
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
  94. Master Ninja II
    164
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    166
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    348
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    226
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    269
  99. The Space Children
    186
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    360
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    214
  102. The Projected Man
    207
  103. Space Mutiny
    925
  104. Soultaker
    386
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    254

Recent Comments with recent replies

511 - Gunslinger - over 7 years ago
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The opening scene says May 21, 1878 was a Friday. How can I have any confidence at all in the writing team when May 21, 1878 was a TUESDAY?!? And how can I show my face in public after admitting that I actually looked up that fact? Don’t look at me… I’m hideous!


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - almost 8 years ago
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This was like a 90 minute episode of Monty Python and Benny Hill spliced together! I ate a Sampo sandwich whie watching this.


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Question: did anyone else get the hidden joke about "delta" knights? In physics, the Greek letter delta signifies change...

....y'see, 'cause they'er revolutionaries... y'know... they want to change things.....

......well I thought it was clever >.>


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Pearl is a damn fine riffer! It's a shame this is the only time she got in the theater.


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 8 years ago
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An entire movie of exposition, really? Take out the narration and them explaining previous facts that led them here, and the movie is less than 6 minutes! Perfect for MST3K to harpoon.


821 - Time Chasers - almost 8 years ago
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The 50's & 60's flicks MST3K lampoons simply didn't have special effects available yet. This one has no excuse. These guys chose to make a bad movie. They did it to us on purpose!


909 - Gorgo - over 7 years ago
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The boys were like Beavis & Butthead. Through the whole dorkin movie they kept making fun of that guys name. How many dorkin times were they going to rehash that? They just kept dorkin with him! Dorkin jerks...


210 - King Dinosaur - over 8 years ago
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1:10:33- I think that poor gal really smacked her head up against that rock!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 7 years ago
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58:58 Great homage to the Beatles "Hard Days Night". That exact reference was made to Paul McCartney's grandfather on the train. Servo even used his best Liverpool accent. I actually went back in time. Thank you Servo.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 7 years ago
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So, it comes from a planet with a surface temperature of 900F, and Lee VonCleef kills it with... FIRE? It's 2 years before 'The Blob'. They wouldn't even have been stealing the idea to freeze it!


202 - The Sidehackers - almost 6 years ago
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Mike as J.C reminds a little of Michael Keaton :)


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - almost 8 years ago
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I'm with Crow. Sloppy girl owns.


Recent Riffs

1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 7 years ago
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[What do you make of that?] Well, you can make 'human loaf'!


302 - Gamera - over 7 years ago
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Quick! Move his spine around. He just had a bad fall!


803 - The Mole People - over 4 years ago
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[When we think we are looking out at the sun, we are really looking...]
Up Miss Johnson's skirt!


315 - Teenage Caveman - almost 8 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - about 8 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - about 4 years ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - about 4 years ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 4 years ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 4 years ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 4 years ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 4 years ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 4 years ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?