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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    286
  2. Moon Zero Two
    168
  3. Rocketship X-M
    251
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  5. The Mole People
    169
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    154
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    188
  8. Space Travelers
    132
  9. The Sidehackers
    184
  10. Fugitive Alien
    293
  11. 12 to the Moon
    178
  12. High School Big Shot
    163
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    181
  14. Gunslinger
    141
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  16. The Rebel Set
    141
  17. Beginning of the End
    236
  18. Alien from L.A.
    247
  19. Robot Monster
    136
  20. The Violent Years
    145
  21. Manhunt in Space
    143
  22. The Unearthly
    176
  23. The Hellcats
    94
  24. King Dinosaur
    178
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    133
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    670
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    170
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    185
  29. Hercules
    133
  30. The Indestructible Man
    138
  31. The Atomic Brain
    142
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  34. Master Ninja I
    226
  35. The Magic Sword
    180
  36. The Human Duplicators
    179
  37. Teenage Strangler
    281
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    134
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    615
  40. Bride of the Monster
    201
  41. Operation Double 007
    204
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    240
  43. Escape 2000
    227
  44. The Crawling Eye
    229
  45. The She-Creature
    151
  46. The Mad Monster
    122
  47. Stranded in Space
    115
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    146
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    194
  50. The Black Scorpion
    102
  51. Daddy-O
    221
  52. Mighty Jack
    151
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    173
  54. Crash of the Moons
    140
  55. Teenage Caveman
    130
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    129
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    188
  59. Riding with Death
    347
  60. Eegah
    351
  61. The Sinister Urge
    193
  62. Diabolik
    189
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    148
  64. The Crawling Hand
    140
  65. The Slime People
    105
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    148
  67. Untamed Youth
    114
  68. The Beatniks
    165
  69. Wild Rebels
    142
  70. Cave Dwellers
    384
  71. Time of the Apes
    243
  72. It Conquered the World
    240
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    220
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    129
  75. Radar Secret Service
    191
  76. Village of the Giants
    174
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  79. Angels' Revenge
    187
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    194
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    183
  82. Bloodlust
    158
  83. Gorgo
    155
  84. It Lives by Night
    151
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    200
  86. Project Moonbase
    101
  87. Jungle Goddess
    156
  88. Being from Another Planet
    168
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    132
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    136
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    171
  92. Time Chasers
    394
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    135
  94. Master Ninja II
    143
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    307
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    184
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    234
  99. The Space Children
    148
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    305
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    164
  102. The Projected Man
    181
  103. Space Mutiny
    816
  104. Soultaker
    335
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    215

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109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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These segments pieced together that don't really blend well remind me of Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"... Well, except that Steve Martin is a genius.


409 - The Indestructible Man - over 2 years ago
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At 20:40 the reference to "Thanks Mr. Lithgow" put me on the floor! Anyone else know where this reference came from? Subtle, but hilarious.


1001 - Soultaker - over 1 year ago
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Imagine if the Angel of Death didn't have such a bad shellfish allergy. His face wouldn't swell, his attitude would improve, and a LOT less people would be dying! Power of the whole universe... can't get a Benadryl refill.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 4 years ago
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In the opening scene he pulls the cigarette from the girls mouth, because there is NO SMOKING allowed. He then puts it out... IN AN ASHTRAY!


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 5 years ago
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Classic 50's "all exposition" flick. "Before we do this, let's take 10 minutes to describe what we are doing." Love the complete corn-ball age of movies.


404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 5 years ago
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These outfits the space teenagers have are the same as Mork, but inverted colors. They are the Orkan road-uniforms!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 1 year ago
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When the bots caught air-born hockey hair, I was hoping for a mullet nickname contest. Waterfall, The 7, Canadian Passport, Tennessee Tuxedo...


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 2 years ago
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I LOVE the way Pearl says "... the hell?!" In the opening segment with the brain guys. Just the right amount of outrage mixed in with some disbelief, skepticism, and belligerence.


320 - The Unearthly - about 2 years ago
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Tor Johnson is SO Interesting looking. I miss the time when actors could look unique instead of being cookie cutter hansom regardless of the roles they are playing. Tor is in an elite class he shares with such other greats as Andre the Giant and and Robert Z'dar.


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 5 years ago
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How do they catch a seriel killer and immediately celebrate at the diner, laughing and dancing? That last scene transcends bad writing. Just creepy.


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 3 years ago
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Is the kid's name supposed to be Eichi?


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This Hercules movie is hilarious, the first part is slow, but Gypsy in the theater makes up for that.


Recent Riffs

315 - Teenage Caveman - about 5 years ago
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He just killed his only rival for the roll on F-Troop.


208 - Lost Continent - about 5 years ago
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It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


808 - The She-Creature - over 1 year ago
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Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


808 - The She-Creature - over 1 year ago
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I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 1 year ago
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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 1 year ago
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The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 1 year ago
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Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


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Neck Injury Theater presents...


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Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!