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  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  2. Moon Zero Two
    156
  3. Rocketship X-M
    238
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    352
  5. The Mole People
    156
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    146
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    172
  8. Space Travelers
    125
  9. The Sidehackers
    170
  10. Fugitive Alien
    263
  11. 12 to the Moon
    168
  12. High School Big Shot
    153
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    169
  14. Gunslinger
    124
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  16. The Rebel Set
    136
  17. Beginning of the End
    227
  18. Alien from L.A.
    232
  19. Robot Monster
    125
  20. The Violent Years
    136
  21. Manhunt in Space
    140
  22. The Unearthly
    163
  23. The Hellcats
    88
  24. King Dinosaur
    164
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    639
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    158
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  29. Hercules
    124
  30. The Indestructible Man
    129
  31. The Atomic Brain
    133
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    149
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    187
  34. Master Ninja I
    213
  35. The Magic Sword
    166
  36. The Human Duplicators
    165
  37. Teenage Strangler
    267
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  40. Bride of the Monster
    188
  41. Operation Double 007
    192
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    224
  43. Escape 2000
    207
  44. The Crawling Eye
    212
  45. The She-Creature
    136
  46. The Mad Monster
    114
  47. Stranded in Space
    107
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    132
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    177
  50. The Black Scorpion
    94
  51. Daddy-O
    202
  52. Mighty Jack
    142
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  54. Crash of the Moons
    130
  55. Teenage Caveman
    123
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    113
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    172
  59. Riding with Death
    330
  60. Eegah
    330
  61. The Sinister Urge
    179
  62. Diabolik
    173
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    142
  64. The Crawling Hand
    128
  65. The Slime People
    96
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  67. Untamed Youth
    108
  68. The Beatniks
    159
  69. Wild Rebels
    135
  70. Cave Dwellers
    353
  71. Time of the Apes
    216
  72. It Conquered the World
    222
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    193
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  75. Radar Secret Service
    171
  76. Village of the Giants
    161
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    217
  79. Angels' Revenge
    174
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    170
  82. Bloodlust
    147
  83. Gorgo
    148
  84. It Lives by Night
    137
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    190
  86. Project Moonbase
    91
  87. Jungle Goddess
    144
  88. Being from Another Planet
    157
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    120
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    127
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  92. Time Chasers
    369
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  94. Master Ninja II
    134
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    134
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    287
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    215
  99. The Space Children
    131
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    285
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    153
  102. The Projected Man
    164
  103. Space Mutiny
    776
  104. Soultaker
    315
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    200

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109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago

These segments pieced together that don't really blend well remind me of Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"... Well, except that Steve Martin is a genius.


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Following this plot was like trying to smell the color 9. It could knock a buzzard off a manure wagon. Please note that none of my listed riffs are past 45 minutes. I...am...losing...my...will...to...live. I have to go cut an artery, the long way.


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 11 months ago

Hilarious call back at 36:30. Mike Nelson is trumpeting the theme song from the early 70's game show "The Dating Game". For us MSTies old enough to remember it, it's GOLD I tell ya Jerry... GOLD!


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109 - Project Moonbase - over 4 years ago

Notice they intentionally mis-pronounce her name as "Bright eyes". Only 10 years later, Spaceman Charleton Heston lands on the Planet of the Apes and is called... "Bright Eyes". Coincidence?


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At 48:30, they show the head-chopping scene. Sure, cheap special effects, but for 1958, isn't that a bit strong? In an era in which married couples slept in separate twin beds, bullet wounds produced no blood, etc. Just a little surprised they went all 'Braveheart' on us! Thoughts?


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago

This movie was released in 1991. Lee Van Cleef died 2 years earlier, December 1989. It had to be in his contract that they couldn't release it until after he died.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

Durring the crime scene investigation at 27:15 someone laughs off screen.
CROW: ITS NOT FUNNY!
One of my favorite moments of the entire series!


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - 11 months ago

I really love how nobody gives a shit about Touch's girlfriend, including Touch. It's like the character was never in the script in the first place, which begs the question of why she actually was.


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622 - Angels' Revenge - about 4 years ago

Did Jim Backus, Alan Hale, Jack Palance, Arthur Godfrey & Peter Lawford ALL file bankruptcy in 1979? Backus & Hale tried to get Tina Louise for this compost heap, but even SHE had standards!


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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 4 years ago

1:13:00 - Joel again plays Torgo from "Manos - The Hands of Fate". How bad was that show, that they knew we would remember the character? "Manos" could knock a buzzard off a manure wagon!


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315 - Teenage Caveman - over 4 years ago

I don't expect perfection in an MST3K flick, but that Joe Cocker caveman has a New York accent! And since when were cavemen clean shaved? Forget about using dull flint knives... THEY HAD NO MIRRORS!


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So Cy Roth believes that men's facial hair doesn't grow in space, huh? They were on Moon 13 for at least a week, and not even a little stubble.


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208 - Lost Continent - over 4 years ago

It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


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808 - The She-Creature - 9 months ago

Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


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808 - The She-Creature - 9 months ago

I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


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413 - Manhunt in Space - 9 months ago

The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 9 months ago

Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


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Neck Injury Theater presents...


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Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!


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Herbal Life products in one hand, Amway in the other...