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Favorite Episodes

  1. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  2. Moon Zero Two
    156
  3. Rocketship X-M
    239
  4. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  5. The Mole People
    160
  6. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  7. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    180
  8. Space Travelers
    125
  9. The Sidehackers
    171
  10. Fugitive Alien
    271
  11. 12 to the Moon
    172
  12. High School Big Shot
    155
  13. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    170
  14. Gunslinger
    131
  15. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  16. The Rebel Set
    136
  17. Beginning of the End
    228
  18. Alien from L.A.
    239
  19. Robot Monster
    130
  20. The Violent Years
    140
  21. Manhunt in Space
    139
  22. The Unearthly
    166
  23. The Hellcats
    89
  24. King Dinosaur
    166
  25. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  26. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  27. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  29. Hercules
    125
  30. The Indestructible Man
    131
  31. The Atomic Brain
    136
  32. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  33. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  34. Master Ninja I
    217
  35. The Magic Sword
    170
  36. The Human Duplicators
    168
  37. Teenage Strangler
    270
  38. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  39. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    594
  40. Bride of the Monster
    194
  41. Operation Double 007
    196
  42. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  43. Escape 2000
    210
  44. The Crawling Eye
    216
  45. The She-Creature
    142
  46. The Mad Monster
    115
  47. Stranded in Space
    109
  48. Gamera vs. Barugon
    135
  49. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    182
  50. The Black Scorpion
    94
  51. Daddy-O
    204
  52. Mighty Jack
    143
  53. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  54. Crash of the Moons
    131
  55. Teenage Caveman
    124
  56. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  57. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    212
  58. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  59. Riding with Death
    336
  60. Eegah
    335
  61. The Sinister Urge
    184
  62. Diabolik
    178
  63. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  64. The Crawling Hand
    130
  65. The Slime People
    98
  66. Gamera vs. Zigra
    135
  67. Untamed Youth
    109
  68. The Beatniks
    160
  69. Wild Rebels
    136
  70. Cave Dwellers
    362
  71. Time of the Apes
    224
  72. It Conquered the World
    227
  73. Gamera vs. Guiron
    202
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120
  75. Radar Secret Service
    178
  76. Village of the Giants
    167
  77. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  78. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  79. Angels' Revenge
    180
  80. Revenge of the Creature
    183
  81. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    176
  82. Bloodlust
    150
  83. Gorgo
    152
  84. It Lives by Night
    143
  85. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  86. Project Moonbase
    91
  87. Jungle Goddess
    146
  88. Being from Another Planet
    160
  89. The Corpse Vanishes
    121
  90. Swamp Diamonds
    131
  91. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  92. Time Chasers
    378
  93. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  94. Master Ninja II
    135
  95. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  96. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    297
  97. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  98. Quest of the Delta Knights
    221
  99. The Space Children
    137
  100. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    156
  102. The Projected Man
    167
  103. Space Mutiny
    784
  104. Soultaker
    320
  105. Terror from the Year 5000
    203

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109 - Project Moonbase - almost 5 years ago

These segments pieced together that don't really blend well remind me of Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"... Well, except that Steve Martin is a genius.


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18:43 - Nice to see Jonathan Winters make a cameo as the General! An absolute doppelganger.


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606 - The Creeping Terror - about 4 years ago

This movie owes "Kitten with a Whip" a huge debt for keeping it from being the worst MST3K flick. Can we start a support group for all of us who have watched this? I'm so ashamed.


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112 - Untamed Youth - over 4 years ago

There are some terrible songs in MST3K's lineup, but this movie's selection is the worst by a pretty wide margin.


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506 - Eegah - over 4 years ago

Did you guys catch what Tom Servo did at 1:24:30? You've just been "Rick Rolled" by Tom Servo!


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Following this plot was like trying to smell the color 9. It could knock a buzzard off a manure wagon. Please note that none of my listed riffs are past 45 minutes. I...am...losing...my...will...to...live. I have to go cut an artery, the long way.


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 1 year ago

Hilarious call back at 36:30. Mike Nelson is trumpeting the theme song from the early 70's game show "The Dating Game". For us MSTies old enough to remember it, it's GOLD I tell ya Jerry... GOLD!


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109 - Project Moonbase - almost 5 years ago

Notice they intentionally mis-pronounce her name as "Bright eyes". Only 10 years later, Spaceman Charleton Heston lands on the Planet of the Apes and is called... "Bright Eyes". Coincidence?


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At 48:30, they show the head-chopping scene. Sure, cheap special effects, but for 1958, isn't that a bit strong? In an era in which married couples slept in separate twin beds, bullet wounds produced no blood, etc. Just a little surprised they went all 'Braveheart' on us! Thoughts?


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago

This movie was released in 1991. Lee Van Cleef died 2 years earlier, December 1989. It had to be in his contract that they couldn't release it until after he died.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

Durring the crime scene investigation at 27:15 someone laughs off screen.
CROW: ITS NOT FUNNY!
One of my favorite moments of the entire series!


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago

I really love how nobody gives a shit about Touch's girlfriend, including Touch. It's like the character was never in the script in the first place, which begs the question of why she actually was.


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208 - Lost Continent - over 4 years ago

It's like a game of Operation. Touch her there and she buzzes. Remove tongue from tonsils.


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808 - The She-Creature - 12 months ago

Mmm, pigeon kidneys turned out runny again...


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808 - The She-Creature - 12 months ago

I gotta go levitate over to Denny's for my shift!


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I think this is the single hardest item on this scavenger hunt!


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[One slip...] One pair of panties.


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This feels kinda good. Weird... but good!


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413 - Manhunt in Space - 12 months ago

The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros...


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 12 months ago

Joel, how does Gamera fly? Why is there air? Why is the sky blue? What's Vietnam?


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[Throughout human history, what has been the first activity of explorers of any region?]
Genocide?... Slavery?... Spreading diseased blankets?


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Neck Injury Theater presents...


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Swimming bonnet from Amish Beachwear Fashions of Charm, Ohio!


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Herbal Life products in one hand, Amway in the other...