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Kiri T. Unicorn
In Lebanon, OR

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Xterra says "When you listen to fools, the mob rules" - almost 5 years ago
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RESPECT TO YOU.


Favorite Episodes

  1. Gamera vs. Barugon
    162
  2. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    197
  3. The Giant Spider Invasion
    323
  4. Santa Claus
    269
  5. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  6. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    196
  7. Tormented
    208
  8. Devil Fish
    236
  9. Terror from the Year 5000
    227
  10. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    182
  11. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  12. Space Mutiny
    847
  13. Beginning of the End
    245
  14. Night of the Blood Beast
    290
  15. Bride of the Monster
    215
  16. It Conquered the World
    258
  17. The Space Children
    162
  18. Gamera vs. Gaos
    139
  19. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    212
  20. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    154
  21. Danger! Death Ray
    435
  22. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    279
  23. The Sword and the Dragon
    206
  24. The Human Duplicators
    193
  25. Jungle Goddess
    170
  26. Rocketship X-M
    267
  27. Earth vs. the Spider
    184
  28. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    197
  29. Eegah
    362
  30. The Amazing Colossal Man
    193
  31. The Deadly Mantis
    197
  32. King Dinosaur
    187
  33. The Crawling Hand
    145
  34. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  35. Teenage Caveman
    140
  36. Hercules
    145
  37. Gorgo
    158
  38. Jack Frost
    299
  39. The Screaming Skull
    250

Recent Comments with recent replies

612 - The Starfighters - over 5 years ago
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How DID the 'bots strip off Mike's boxers? It's an interesting topological puzzle...


606 - The Creeping Terror - about 6 years ago
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da-da-da-DA-dum... da-da-da-DA-dum... da-da-da-DA-dum... da-DA-da-DA-da-DA-da-da-da-DAAA-dum... da-DA-da-DA-da-DA-da-da-da-DAAA-dum...


317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent - about 6 years ago
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I love the fight between Frank and his knife-wielding, reanimated fryer.
Of COURSE your creation will try to destroy you; have you learned NOTHING, Frank?


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - over 5 years ago
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BTW, the REAL Japanese lyrics can be found here:

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/?p=10454


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 4 years ago
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Have your village blacksmith forge a new sun? Um... yeah.... good luck with that guys.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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I want a death ray mounted on the roof of my car...

...for peaceful purposes only, of course!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 5 years ago
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0:25:04- Crow's eyeballs burst into flame!


308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - almost 6 years ago
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Dated Reference: Crow's imitation of Ed Sullivan.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 5 years ago
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Carol's dad, who has no lines and gets killed in the first moments...

THAT'S MERRITT STONE!!


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 5 years ago
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Seeing that classic Mercedes 300SL is the best part of this movie. I would love to have one of those.


417 - Crash of the Moons - about 5 years ago
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I don't wanna pick a fight with John Banner, but I once saw Werner Klemperer in a TV interview and he seemed like a really nice guy.


210 - King Dinosaur - over 5 years ago
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Oh no you don't! Don't you DARE try to have a message, movie!


Recent Riffs

906 - The Space Children - over 4 years ago
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"Did Leni Riefenstahl direct this?"


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 5 years ago
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Tanks of Windex are commissioned by the government! Kids are told by the thousands not to smudge the mirrors!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 5 years ago
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Are we still on for the Richard Feynman lecture?


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 6 years ago
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'Scuse me while I light my spliff...


706 - Laserblast - about 5 years ago
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He woke up Ram Dass.


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - about 5 years ago
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If Jack Ruby owned a Denny's...


816 - Prince of Space - over 5 years ago
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Holy Santa pray for us!!


212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon - over 5 years ago
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You're next, puny humans!


411 - The Magic Sword - almost 6 years ago
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"He's no ordinary animal."

"He's your father!"


411 - The Magic Sword - almost 6 years ago
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They call me ESTHER KREBS!