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Bryson Gerard

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Favorite Episodes

  1. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  2. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    187
  3. Cave Dwellers
    415
  4. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  5. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  6. The Unearthly
    190
  7. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  8. Master Ninja II
    153
  9. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  10. City Limits
    166
  11. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    204
  12. Hercules and the Captive Women
    150
  13. The Beatniks
    179
  14. Crash of the Moons
    164
  15. The Magic Sword
    198
  16. The Human Duplicators
    200
  17. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  18. Alien from L.A.
    265
  19. Beginning of the End
    252
  20. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  21. Radar Secret Service
    214
  22. Santa Claus
    284
  23. 12 to the Moon
    197
  24. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  25. The Crawling Eye
    251
  26. Fugitive Alien
    318
  27. It Conquered the World
    273
  28. Superdome
    42
  29. Hangar 18
    45
  30. Mighty Jack
    163
  31. Teenage Caveman
    148
  32. Racket Girls
    165
  33. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  34. The Last Chase
    34
  35. Gamera vs. Zigra
    165
  36. Ring of Terror
    185
  37. Lost Continent
    235
  38. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    162
  39. The Crawling Hand
    152
  40. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    44
  41. Project Moonbase
    110
  42. Robot Holocaust
    146
  43. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  44. Operation Double 007
    226
  45. Daddy-O
    240
  46. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  47. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  48. The Undead
    234
  49. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  50. Humanoid Woman
    40
  51. SST: Death Flight
    75
  52. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  53. Gunslinger
    158
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  55. Being from Another Planet
    188
  56. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  57. Robot Monster
    147
  58. Hercules Unchained
    175
  59. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  61. The Violent Years
    163
  62. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  63. Invasion USA
    170
  64. Bloodlust
    180
  65. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  66. Gamera
    38
  67. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  68. Hercules
    150
  69. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  70. The Mad Monster
    134
  71. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  72. Stranded in Space
    124
  73. Untamed Youth
    131
  74. Bride of the Monster
    226
  75. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  76. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  77. The Indestructible Man
    151
  78. Manhunt in Space
    160
  79. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  80. Jungle Goddess
    179
  81. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  82. San Francisco International
    251
  83. The Slime People
    121

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519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 5 years ago
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Gotta say, MST3k is one of the last places I'd expect to find a Firesign Theatre reference.


516 - Alien from L.A. - almost 5 years ago
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Actually I think her voice is kinda sexy. I know my opinions are not popular, but I have never courted popularity.


605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - almost 5 years ago
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"Watch out for snakes!" from the Joel-era EEGAH episode. Longest mst running gag nominee.
"No, no. Myth, MYTH."
"Yes?"


K19 - Hangar 18 - over 4 years ago
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Wait. Crow ripping on "TV 23"? Is that Network 23? Fas-fas-fascinating.


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Ok, ok, wait a minute, wait a minute. You capture Vikings, an unlikely event but ok, and the next day you give them horses and spears. How are you not dead immediately? I mean, suspension of disbelief or not...


517 - Beginning of the End - over 4 years ago
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I remain unconvinced that Peter Graves went to the University of Minnesota.


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 4 years ago
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HOLD EVERYTHING! Is the farmer in the short also the Frog Leg Cafe owner in Red Zone Cuba!?


K13 - SST: Death Flight - almost 6 years ago
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WOW Dr Forrester is "Clay" plus he looks like Klaus Kinski, and Joel looks like one my old high school bong smoking buddies.


208 - Lost Continent - over 4 years ago
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I almost sent my "working model" of the cool thing. It was a bong packed with green. Somehow it never made it to the post office.


523 - Village of the Giants - almost 5 years ago
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Replace the words "circle of the tyrants" with "village of the giants" and sing along. Thank you Celtic Frost, for making us laugh at love... again.


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oh god tang is the professor from buckaroo banzai


Recent Riffs

320 - The Unearthly - almost 5 years ago
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Ms. Martin, Tommy drew a bong!