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Favorite Episodes

  1. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  2. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    202
  3. Cave Dwellers
    438
  4. Gamera vs. Barugon
    175
  5. The Amazing Colossal Man
    214
  6. The Unearthly
    204
  7. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    298
  8. Master Ninja II
    160
  9. The Giant Gila Monster
    259
  10. City Limits
    172
  11. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    222
  12. Hercules and the Captive Women
    160
  13. The Beatniks
    188
  14. Crash of the Moons
    172
  15. The Magic Sword
    208
  16. The Human Duplicators
    209
  17. The Wild World of Batwoman
    232
  18. Alien from L.A.
    276
  19. Beginning of the End
    270
  20. Outlaw of Gor
    319
  21. Radar Secret Service
    226
  22. Santa Claus
    297
  23. 12 to the Moon
    206
  24. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  25. The Crawling Eye
    263
  26. Fugitive Alien
    330
  27. It Conquered the World
    293
  28. Superdome
    45
  29. Hangar 18
    47
  30. Mighty Jack
    173
  31. Teenage Caveman
    156
  32. Racket Girls
    175
  33. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  34. The Last Chase
    36
  35. Gamera vs. Zigra
    174
  36. Ring of Terror
    193
  37. Lost Continent
    248
  38. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  39. The Crawling Hand
    162
  40. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  41. Project Moonbase
    118
  42. Robot Holocaust
    159
  43. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  44. Operation Double 007
    237
  45. Daddy-O
    252
  46. Gamera vs. Gaos
    151
  47. Teenage Crime Wave
    187
  48. The Undead
    245
  49. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
  50. Humanoid Woman
    45
  51. SST: Death Flight
    80
  52. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    158
  53. Gunslinger
    165
  54. Teenagers from Outer Space
    287
  55. Being from Another Planet
    196
  56. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    207
  57. Robot Monster
    155
  58. Hercules Unchained
    186
  59. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    223
  60. The Incredible Melting Man
    278
  61. The Violent Years
    170
  62. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  63. Invasion USA
    178
  64. Bloodlust
    188
  65. Code Name Diamond Head
    186
  66. Gamera
    40
  67. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  68. Hercules
    154
  69. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  70. The Mad Monster
    142
  71. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  72. Stranded in Space
    130
  73. Untamed Youth
    135
  74. Bride of the Monster
    239
  75. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    264
  76. Colossus and the Headhunters
    181
  77. The Indestructible Man
    160
  78. Manhunt in Space
    168
  79. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    226
  80. Jungle Goddess
    191
  81. Kitten with a Whip
    152
  82. San Francisco International
    266
  83. The Slime People
    125

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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 5 years ago
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Gotta say, MST3k is one of the last places I'd expect to find a Firesign Theatre reference.


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 5 years ago
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Actually I think her voice is kinda sexy. I know my opinions are not popular, but I have never courted popularity.


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"Watch out for snakes!" from the Joel-era EEGAH episode. Longest mst running gag nominee.
"No, no. Myth, MYTH."
"Yes?"


K19 - Hangar 18 - over 5 years ago
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Wait. Crow ripping on "TV 23"? Is that Network 23? Fas-fas-fascinating.


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Ok, ok, wait a minute, wait a minute. You capture Vikings, an unlikely event but ok, and the next day you give them horses and spears. How are you not dead immediately? I mean, suspension of disbelief or not...


517 - Beginning of the End - over 5 years ago
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I remain unconvinced that Peter Graves went to the University of Minnesota.


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - over 5 years ago
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HOLD EVERYTHING! Is the farmer in the short also the Frog Leg Cafe owner in Red Zone Cuba!?


K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 6 years ago
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WOW Dr Forrester is "Clay" plus he looks like Klaus Kinski, and Joel looks like one my old high school bong smoking buddies.


208 - Lost Continent - over 5 years ago
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I almost sent my "working model" of the cool thing. It was a bong packed with green. Somehow it never made it to the post office.


523 - Village of the Giants - over 5 years ago
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Replace the words "circle of the tyrants" with "village of the giants" and sing along. Thank you Celtic Frost, for making us laugh at love... again.


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oh god tang is the professor from buckaroo banzai


Recent Riffs

320 - The Unearthly - over 5 years ago
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Ms. Martin, Tommy drew a bong!