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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.
Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)
The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!
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Favorite Episodes
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Space Mutiny
879
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Puma Man
503
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Prince of Space
449
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Invasion of the Neptune Men
239
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The Final Sacrifice
736
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Outlaw of Gor
309
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Riding with Death
381
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Cave Dwellers
423
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The Magic Sword
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Track of the Moon Beast
274
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Werewolf
520
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
413
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
320
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Agent for H.A.R.M.
254
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Hobgoblins
383
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The Unearthly
197
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War of the Colossal Beast
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Attack of the the Eye Creatures
225
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Pod People
554
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The Amazing Transparent Man
140
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Zombie Nightmare
297
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Robot Holocaust
153
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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Final Justice
260
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.
I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?
"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.
"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"
It *better* be.
Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!
You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.
The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!
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"Of course I love you, sonny. Just as much as your parents. Because no one loves a child as much as his parents."
Well done, Mr. Claus.
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Santa both starts and ends in Mexico City, though Pedro tells us that he apparently covered Europe, Asia, and South America at some point. Without even bothering to analyze the logistics of his route, it would appear that two whole continents got skipped.
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Does anyone else suspect that this movie was supposed to star black actors? It's essentially a story about enslavement and rhythmic group singing in cotton fields, somehow contrived in a way to feature a strictly white cast.
I have the same suspicions about Tormented. Not just because the main character was a jazz musician, but because of the line where the father of the bride says "It's bad enough to have a musician marry into the family, but a JAZZ musician..." I daresay somebody had to tweak the script a little.
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.
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"With one big difference."
"What's that?"
"The name will be different!"
"Right."
Was that supposed to be profound, or was that guy just making corpse-related smalltalk?
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Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."
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The question has to be asked: where are the titular "undead"? Surely the movie isn't named for those women who emerge from the graveyard for a couple minutes of dancing.
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"Mike, Crow, Snack..." LOVE Pearl
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Hmmm... Asshole crooked cops, hypocritical rich judges, totally unfair and broken legal system designed not to serve justice but to make money. Yea no real change to this day. In fact i would say things have gotten worse.
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Gotta love how the guy gets discovered by singing somewhere between two and three notes strung together in the form of a hackneyed and meandering song. He's got all the musical talent of somebody who isn't tone deaf, and not an iota more.
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Doesn't Richard look like Toblerone?
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Who the hell is the woman who appears to the princess in the beginning? I'm wondering if they had to re-cast the villain after shooting only one scene.