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Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 4 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - over 6 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    893
  2. Puma Man
    513
  3. Prince of Space
    456
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    243
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    751
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    316
  7. Riding with Death
    390
  8. Cave Dwellers
    432
  9. The Magic Sword
    205
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    280
  11. Werewolf
    534
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    421
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    325
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    260
  15. Hobgoblins
    392
  16. The Unearthly
    203
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    226
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    228
  19. Pod People
    565
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    143
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    304
  22. Robot Holocaust
    158
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    334
  24. Final Justice
    266

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Law Enforcement
402 - The Giant Gila Monster - almost 6 years ago
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The sheriff is pretty ineffectual. Can't even take photos of skid marks, gets policing tips from a tow truck driver, needs the state police to send an investigator, etc


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 6 years ago
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Why did the Mike years seem to think sketches based on boredom would read as "funny" and not "boring"?


521 - Santa Claus - about 6 years ago
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Santa both starts and ends in Mexico City, though Pedro tells us that he apparently covered Europe, Asia, and South America at some point. Without even bothering to analyze the logistics of his route, it would appear that two whole continents got skipped.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - about 7 years ago
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I found the movie that comes before this one, "Gor", on Netflix. It's worth watching, as it's even worse than this one.

On another note, as ridiculous as this movie is (one of my favorite episodes, incidentally), am I the only one who thinks that the theme music is actually pretty cool?


302 - Gamera - about 6 years ago
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Okay, what's the relationship of the woman to Kenny and his father? I think the dubbing has him saying "sister" at some point, but she's the one who talks to Kenny's teacher and she says that "his mother died" not "our mother". So what I'm wondering is if she's supposed to be a stepmother or something.


521 - Santa Claus - almost 7 years ago
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"Of course I love you, sonny. Just as much as your parents. Because no one loves a child as much as his parents."

Well done, Mr. Claus.


112 - Untamed Youth - over 5 years ago
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Does anyone else suspect that this movie was supposed to star black actors? It's essentially a story about enslavement and rhythmic group singing in cotton fields, somehow contrived in a way to feature a strictly white cast.

I have the same suspicions about Tormented. Not just because the main character was a jazz musician, but because of the line where the father of the bride says "It's bad enough to have a musician marry into the family, but a JAZZ musician..." I daresay somebody had to tweak the script a little.


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 6 years ago
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"With one big difference."
"What's that?"
"The name will be different!"
"Right."

Was that supposed to be profound, or was that guy just making corpse-related smalltalk?


303 - Pod People - over 3 years ago
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Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."


806 - The Undead - over 4 years ago
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The question has to be asked: where are the titular "undead"? Surely the movie isn't named for those women who emerge from the graveyard for a couple minutes of dancing.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 6 years ago
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"Mike, Crow, Snack..." LOVE Pearl


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 6 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 6 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 6 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - over 6 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - over 6 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - almost 7 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 7 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - about 7 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 7 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!