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Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 3 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - almost 6 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    867
  2. Puma Man
    499
  3. Prince of Space
    447
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  7. Riding with Death
    380
  8. Cave Dwellers
    415
  9. The Magic Sword
    198
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    267
  11. Werewolf
    515
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  15. Hobgoblins
    375
  16. The Unearthly
    190
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  19. Pod People
    541
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    291
  22. Robot Holocaust
    146
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    323
  24. Final Justice
    256

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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 5 years ago
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"With one big difference."
"What's that?"
"The name will be different!"
"Right."

Was that supposed to be profound, or was that guy just making corpse-related smalltalk?


303 - Pod People - over 2 years ago
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Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."


806 - The Undead - about 4 years ago
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The question has to be asked: where are the titular "undead"? Surely the movie isn't named for those women who emerge from the graveyard for a couple minutes of dancing.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 6 years ago
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"Mike, Crow, Snack..." LOVE Pearl


112 - Untamed Youth - over 3 years ago
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Hmmm... Asshole crooked cops, hypocritical rich judges, totally unfair and broken legal system designed not to serve justice but to make money. Yea no real change to this day. In fact i would say things have gotten worse.


415 - The Beatniks - almost 7 years ago
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Gotta love how the guy gets discovered by singing somewhere between two and three notes strung together in the form of a hackneyed and meandering song. He's got all the musical talent of somebody who isn't tone deaf, and not an iota more.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - almost 3 years ago
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Doesn't Richard look like Toblerone?


411 - The Magic Sword - about 6 years ago
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Who the hell is the woman who appears to the princess in the beginning? I'm wondering if they had to re-cast the villain after shooting only one scene.


601 - Girls Town - about 3 years ago
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This whole movie is a roller coaster for me. Start with Mel ignoring rape to go back to making out with his girlfriend. Then the painfully stupid and awful gang fight. Then fantastic riffing mixed with catcalling. Then Mel, who let the rape happen, obstructed justice, fled from vehicular manslaughter, kidnapped an underage girl, set her up to be sexually assaulted again, and planned to sell her into prostitution in Mexico (all because the only thing he cares about is his car) gets to walk away scott free just for agreeing (under threat of physical violence) to testify the truth (most of which he didn't actually witness). Then some more good riffs and a mostly happy ending. Then the toxic sexism in too many of the comments below... I want to enjoy the nun jokes, but there's so much pain.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 5 years ago
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Is it just me, or does the Adam West character go from being a punk kid to a middle-aged, high-level police officer over the course of, like, eight years?


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Wait a minute... "Fa, a note to follow sol"?


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 5 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 5 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - almost 6 years ago
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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - almost 6 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - about 6 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - about 6 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - over 6 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 6 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!