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Snuffy Wuffykiss - almost 3 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


Xterra's fying in a blue dream - about 4 years ago
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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - over 5 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    860
  2. Puma Man
    495
  3. Prince of Space
    441
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    232
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  7. Riding with Death
    379
  8. Cave Dwellers
    413
  9. The Magic Sword
    197
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  11. Werewolf
    511
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  15. Hobgoblins
    373
  16. The Unearthly
    188
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  19. Pod People
    535
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  22. Robot Holocaust
    145
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  24. Final Justice
    253

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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 6 years ago
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"Mike, Crow, Snack..." LOVE Pearl


112 - Untamed Youth - over 3 years ago
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Hmmm... Asshole crooked cops, hypocritical rich judges, totally unfair and broken legal system designed not to serve justice but to make money. Yea no real change to this day. In fact i would say things have gotten worse.


415 - The Beatniks - over 6 years ago
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Gotta love how the guy gets discovered by singing somewhere between two and three notes strung together in the form of a hackneyed and meandering song. He's got all the musical talent of somebody who isn't tone deaf, and not an iota more.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 2 years ago
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Doesn't Richard look like Toblerone?


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 2 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


411 - The Magic Sword - about 6 years ago
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Who the hell is the woman who appears to the princess in the beginning? I'm wondering if they had to re-cast the villain after shooting only one scene.


601 - Girls Town - almost 3 years ago
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This whole movie is a roller coaster for me. Start with Mel ignoring rape to go back to making out with his girlfriend. Then the painfully stupid and awful gang fight. Then fantastic riffing mixed with catcalling. Then Mel, who let the rape happen, obstructed justice, fled from vehicular manslaughter, kidnapped an underage girl, set her up to be sexually assaulted again, and planned to sell her into prostitution in Mexico (all because the only thing he cares about is his car) gets to walk away scott free just for agreeing (under threat of physical violence) to testify the truth (most of which he didn't actually witness). Then some more good riffs and a mostly happy ending. Then the toxic sexism in too many of the comments below... I want to enjoy the nun jokes, but there's so much pain.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - about 5 years ago
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Is it just me, or does the Adam West character go from being a punk kid to a middle-aged, high-level police officer over the course of, like, eight years?


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Wait a minute... "Fa, a note to follow sol"?


524 - 12 to the Moon - about 4 years ago
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The Japanese woman translating the alien language actually isn't as stupid as it seems.

First of all, if the moon people had any long-forgotten contact with the Earth, it would make sense for them to have knowledge of one of the most ancient and widespread written languages on the planet, like Chinese.

Further, it is proper to assume that a native Japanese speaker could read Chinese. Japan makes use of an alphabet that is almost identical to the Chinese alphabet, which assigns one word to one letter. They are therefore able to read a Chinese text with perfect understanding, even though they would pronounce each word differently.


523 - Village of the Giants - about 6 years ago
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Ever notice the one brunette giant who does absolutely nothing but hang out behind the other giants? I wonder what the story was with that.

This movie has some of the biggest plot holes in all of MST3K; what's the deal with "Genius" biking out to the park before he observed the effects of his concoction? How are the giants making sure nobody escaped the town if all they do is hang out in the theater? How does "Untie our leader or I'll leave this girl on the roof of this building, such that getting her down will be a mild inconvenience" serve as an effective form of extortion?


Forum - about 5 years ago
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Big Lipped Aligator Moments In MST-3000!
For those who don't know, A Big Lipped Moment is a scene in a movie that:
-Comes out of nowhere
-Has little to no bearing on the plot
-Doesn't match the tone of the film
-And once it's over, no one talks about it again

I'll start:
-Fish Argument Theater from Gamera Vs. Zigra
-The Dance Scene from Gamera


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 5 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 5 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - over 5 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - over 5 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - almost 6 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 6 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - about 6 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 6 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!