It's amazing that the stocky, elderly villain is able to take five people hostage by surrounding himself with them, standing within arm's reach of four of them, holding a single pistol up to the big guy and craning his head around to talk to the people behind him, all while his unarmed minion stands about twenty feet away. Even without the revelation that the pistol was unloaded the whole time, it's a wonder that our heroes didn't end the movie right there.

Trixie: "I ran you threw the machine, Funky. And....how is 29 times the lady possible? Only Rom from DS9 could be the same."
That's horse&^%#.
Trixie: "Was that a strong emotional response? And what do you feel about horses?"
I love horses naturally. Would ride one some...hay."
Trixie: "How's your cooking, cleaning, and gardening?"
....That's enough, woman.
Trixie: "Speak for yourself. And do you check out porn for the physical sex or the emotional orgasmic connection between two or more people?"
If you don't stop, I'll imagine a Xenomorph in my head.
Trixie: "Okay you win. You're even moody. Big woman..."

The Japanese woman translating the alien language actually isn't as stupid as it seems.

First of all, if the moon people had any long-forgotten contact with the Earth, it would make sense for them to have knowledge of one of the most ancient and widespread written languages on the planet, like Chinese.

Further, it is proper to assume that a native Japanese speaker could read Chinese. Japan makes use of an alphabet that is almost identical to the Chinese alphabet, which assigns one word to one letter. They are therefore able to read a Chinese text with perfect understanding, even though they would pronounce each word differently.

I love the jokes in this one, but god, the first section of transmisogyny is so intense. The '90s were rough.

I thought the story was pretty good. Should be remade, in my opinion

Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."

Best short ever!
...So clean yourself in alphabetical order...

"It's 10,678 feet, up or down. Depending on where you are. And your point of view."

What could he POSSIBLY mean by that?

This movie seems surprisingly pleased with itself for coming up with Gary's leg-based code system, but it never really justifies the need for it. Was Gary just super shy or something?

You've got to love Geronimo's mindless morality: "The law must be upheld, but there's a lot of bad people who skirt the law or twist it to their own purposes. So people like me need to work outside the law, or nudge it a little bit to make sure that our particular agendas and priorities are met. It's really pretty simple."

The main thing I don't understand about this film(other than why Toblerone isn't the main character) is why people want to stay in the Bronx. I mean that company will pay you, and even if that isn't true you've got people trying to rob you constantly, not to mention the company killing anyone who doesn't leave.

Here's a dumb question: Do scientists routinely build amazing and perfectly functional wonders of technology, and THEN seek out research funding? Even with projects that don't allow them to go all Biff Tannen at the horse tracks?