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Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 2 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


Xterra's a midnight flyer - over 3 years ago
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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - over 4 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    835
  2. Puma Man
    468
  3. Prince of Space
    417
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    694
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    287
  7. Riding with Death
    356
  8. Cave Dwellers
    390
  9. The Magic Sword
    190
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    257
  11. Werewolf
    489
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    390
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    294
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    238
  15. Hobgoblins
    365
  16. The Unearthly
    179
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    209
  19. Pod People
    514
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    130
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    280
  22. Robot Holocaust
    136
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    309
  24. Final Justice
    246

Recent Comments with recent replies

1013 - Diabolik - over 5 years ago
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


303 - Pod People - over 3 years ago
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So many things about this movie make me want to buy strawberry jam. If only to shove it in my face so I don't tell the world how neat this movie is.


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I've gotta applaud Joel here: the prop guys gave him a right-handed baseball mitt, and he wears it left-handedly anyway.


521 - Santa Claus - about 5 years ago
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I can't help thinking that 99% of the problems Santa runs into in this film would never have occured if he'd just stayed on EARTH!

Y'know? Where EVERY other culture with a Santa Claus puts him?

You just HAD to be clever, didn't cha Mexico? OH A little workshop at the North Pole wasn't GOOD enough for MEXICAN Santa! No, they had to give him a freakin' gold and crystal palace in mother lovin' OUTER SPACE!! And no immortal, magical elves for THIS Santa's toy factory: Only a full staff of kidnapped, singing, multi-cultural children will do!
And to HELL with Mrs. Claus! What use was she, anyway? No, only Merlin the Wizard: Mentor of King Arthut and nearly omnipotent bender of reality is an appropriate companion for Mexico's new and improved Santa :P


413 - Manhunt in Space - about 4 years ago
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Seriously, though. Can you think of a more diminutive name for a man than "Winky"? That's not JUST a rhetorical question: I want to hear your ideas for diminutive names...


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - about 4 years ago
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Disappointed they didn't do a Danger! Will Robinson!...Riff(unless i missed it?)


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - over 4 years ago
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Looked up "Sampo" and found this: "In Finnish mythology, the Sampo was a magical artifact constructed by Ilmarinen that brought good fortune to its holder; nobody knows exactly what it was supposed to be." Apparently it's been variously interpreted as a chest, a tree, a mill, a compass, and other surprisingly unrelated objects.

Also, the "dent between the nose and the lip" is called a philtrum. Isn't it weird that there's a word for this, but very few people have actually heard it?


806 - The Undead - about 2 years ago
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Do the "control devices" from It Conquered the World make an appearance in this movie?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 3 years ago
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This movie seems surprisingly pleased with itself for coming up with Gary's leg-based code system, but it never really justifies the need for it. Was Gary just super shy or something?


804 - The Deadly Mantis - about 5 years ago
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Was that bomb repair ape Mike?


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I love the jokes in this one, but god, the first section of transmisogyny is so intense. The '90s were rough.


1008 - Final Justice - over 4 years ago
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You've got to love Geronimo's mindless morality: "The law must be upheld, but there's a lot of bad people who skirt the law or twist it to their own purposes. So people like me need to work outside the law, or nudge it a little bit to make sure that our particular agendas and priorities are met. It's really pretty simple."


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 4 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - almost 5 years ago
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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - almost 5 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - about 5 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - over 5 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 5 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!