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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 2 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - about 5 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    847
  2. Puma Man
    478
  3. Prince of Space
    425
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    227
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    711
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    291
  7. Riding with Death
    361
  8. Cave Dwellers
    401
  9. The Magic Sword
    192
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  11. Werewolf
    497
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    300
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    242
  15. Hobgoblins
    371
  16. The Unearthly
    180
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    210
  19. Pod People
    522
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    131
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    283
  22. Robot Holocaust
    141
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    314
  24. Final Justice
    248

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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 3 years ago
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"It's been a long time." BEEN A LONG TIME, BEEN A LONG TIME, BEEN A LONG LONELY, LONELY, LONELY, LONELY, LONELY TIME

(Seriously, how did they miss that?)


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 5 years ago
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Why did the Mike years seem to think sketches based on boredom would read as "funny" and not "boring"?


303 - Pod People - almost 2 years ago
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Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 4 years ago
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Who's got the more asinine code name: Super Dragon or Diamond Head?


AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS...
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that the NMCB sketch line is one of the worst in the show's entire run? Painful to me and one of the few episodes where I so dislike the host segments I...
I....
I FF through them.


806 - The Undead - about 3 years ago
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The question has to be asked: where are the titular "undead"? Surely the movie isn't named for those women who emerge from the graveyard for a couple minutes of dancing.


1013 - Diabolik - over 5 years ago
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I know the bar is set pretty high, but could there possibly be an MST3K protagonist who is quite as unlikable as Diabolik?


303 - Pod People - over 3 years ago
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So many things about this movie make me want to buy strawberry jam. If only to shove it in my face so I don't tell the world how neat this movie is.


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I've gotta applaud Joel here: the prop guys gave him a right-handed baseball mitt, and he wears it left-handedly anyway.


521 - Santa Claus - over 5 years ago
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I can't help thinking that 99% of the problems Santa runs into in this film would never have occured if he'd just stayed on EARTH!

Y'know? Where EVERY other culture with a Santa Claus puts him?

You just HAD to be clever, didn't cha Mexico? OH A little workshop at the North Pole wasn't GOOD enough for MEXICAN Santa! No, they had to give him a freakin' gold and crystal palace in mother lovin' OUTER SPACE!! And no immortal, magical elves for THIS Santa's toy factory: Only a full staff of kidnapped, singing, multi-cultural children will do!
And to HELL with Mrs. Claus! What use was she, anyway? No, only Merlin the Wizard: Mentor of King Arthut and nearly omnipotent bender of reality is an appropriate companion for Mexico's new and improved Santa :P


413 - Manhunt in Space - over 4 years ago
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Seriously, though. Can you think of a more diminutive name for a man than "Winky"? That's not JUST a rhetorical question: I want to hear your ideas for diminutive names...


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 4 years ago
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Disappointed they didn't do a Danger! Will Robinson!...Riff(unless i missed it?)


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - almost 5 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 5 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 5 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - almost 5 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - about 5 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - over 5 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - over 5 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 5 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!