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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 1 year ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - over 4 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    817
  2. Puma Man
    455
  3. Prince of Space
    401
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    221
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    280
  7. Riding with Death
    349
  8. Cave Dwellers
    385
  9. The Magic Sword
    182
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    246
  11. Werewolf
    477
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    286
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    231
  15. Hobgoblins
    353
  16. The Unearthly
    178
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    204
  19. Pod People
    505
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  22. Robot Holocaust
    133
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  24. Final Justice
    238

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515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 2 years ago
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According to Wikipedia, the movie was made to capitalize off the popularity of the Adam West show, but, a few years later, after the bat craze died down, the movie was re-released as "She Was A Hippy Vampire." Which makes about as much sense as anything.


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If you want more Troxartas in your life, you can see the same guy playing pretty much the same character in Rifftrax's Wizards of the Lost Kingdom. I highly recommend it.


602 - Invasion USA - over 1 year ago
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Don't joke around, guys, a lot of people in this country are still afraid of communism for some reason.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 3 years ago
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This movie seems surprisingly pleased with itself for coming up with Gary's leg-based code system, but it never really justifies the need for it. Was Gary just super shy or something?


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 5 years ago
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By my count, there are four MST3K movies that feature people named Paul turning into monsters.


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So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is


607 - Bloodlust - about 4 years ago
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It's amazing that the stocky, elderly villain is able to take five people hostage by surrounding himself with them, standing within arm's reach of four of them, holding a single pistol up to the big guy and craning his head around to talk to the people behind him, all while his unarmed minion stands about twenty feet away. Even without the revelation that the pistol was unloaded the whole time, it's a wonder that our heroes didn't end the movie right there.


1004 - Future War - about 1 year ago
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Trixie: "I ran you threw the machine, Funky. And....how is 29 times the lady possible? Only Rom from DS9 could be the same."
That's horse&^%#.
Trixie: "Was that a strong emotional response? And what do you feel about horses?"
I love horses naturally. Would ride one some...hay."
Trixie: "How's your cooking, cleaning, and gardening?"
....That's enough, woman.
Trixie: "Speak for yourself. And do you check out porn for the physical sex or the emotional orgasmic connection between two or more people?"
If you don't stop, I'll imagine a Xenomorph in my head.
Trixie: "Okay you win. You're even moody. Big woman..."


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 3 years ago
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The Japanese woman translating the alien language actually isn't as stupid as it seems.

First of all, if the moon people had any long-forgotten contact with the Earth, it would make sense for them to have knowledge of one of the most ancient and widespread written languages on the planet, like Chinese.

Further, it is proper to assume that a native Japanese speaker could read Chinese. Japan makes use of an alphabet that is almost identical to the Chinese alphabet, which assigns one word to one letter. They are therefore able to read a Chinese text with perfect understanding, even though they would pronounce each word differently.


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I love the jokes in this one, but god, the first section of transmisogyny is so intense. The '90s were rough.


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I thought the story was pretty good. Should be remade, in my opinion


303 - Pod People - about 1 year ago
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Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 4 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - over 4 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - over 4 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - almost 5 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 5 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!