Bg
Bruce Box-Liker

Wall Posts

1 laugh

Report
Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 1 year ago

I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


2 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


0 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report
Gregg Hammerquist - about 4 years ago

The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    810
  2. Puma Man
    453
  3. Prince of Space
    398
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    218
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    278
  7. Riding with Death
    345
  8. Cave Dwellers
    380
  9. The Magic Sword
    178
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    243
  11. Werewolf
    474
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    377
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    228
  15. Hobgoblins
    350
  16. The Unearthly
    175
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  19. Pod People
    498
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  22. Robot Holocaust
    129
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  24. Final Justice
    236

Recent Comments with recent replies

6 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report
607 - Bloodlust - about 4 years ago

It's amazing that the stocky, elderly villain is able to take five people hostage by surrounding himself with them, standing within arm's reach of four of them, holding a single pistol up to the big guy and craning his head around to talk to the people behind him, all while his unarmed minion stands about twenty feet away. Even without the revelation that the pistol was unloaded the whole time, it's a wonder that our heroes didn't end the movie right there.


0 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report
1004 - Future War - 12 months ago

Trixie: "I ran you threw the machine, Funky. And....how is 29 times the lady possible? Only Rom from DS9 could be the same."
That's horse&^%#.
Trixie: "Was that a strong emotional response? And what do you feel about horses?"
I love horses naturally. Would ride one some...hay."
Trixie: "How's your cooking, cleaning, and gardening?"
....That's enough, woman.
Trixie: "Speak for yourself. And do you check out porn for the physical sex or the emotional orgasmic connection between two or more people?"
If you don't stop, I'll imagine a Xenomorph in my head.
Trixie: "Okay you win. You're even moody. Big woman..."


0 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report
524 - 12 to the Moon - over 2 years ago

The Japanese woman translating the alien language actually isn't as stupid as it seems.

First of all, if the moon people had any long-forgotten contact with the Earth, it would make sense for them to have knowledge of one of the most ancient and widespread written languages on the planet, like Chinese.

Further, it is proper to assume that a native Japanese speaker could read Chinese. Japan makes use of an alphabet that is almost identical to the Chinese alphabet, which assigns one word to one letter. They are therefore able to read a Chinese text with perfect understanding, even though they would pronounce each word differently.


2 laughs

7 replies Comment icon
Report

I love the jokes in this one, but god, the first section of transmisogyny is so intense. The '90s were rough.


4 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report

I thought the story was pretty good. Should be remade, in my opinion


0 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report
303 - Pod People - about 1 year ago

Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."


2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report
613 - The Sinister Urge - over 2 years ago

Best short ever!
...So clean yourself in alphabetical order...


3 laughs

4 replies Comment icon
Report
1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 4 years ago

"It's 10,678 feet, up or down. Depending on where you are. And your point of view."

What could he POSSIBLY mean by that?


5 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report
1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 2 years ago

This movie seems surprisingly pleased with itself for coming up with Gary's leg-based code system, but it never really justifies the need for it. Was Gary just super shy or something?


7 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report
1008 - Final Justice - almost 4 years ago

You've got to love Geronimo's mindless morality: "The law must be upheld, but there's a lot of bad people who skirt the law or twist it to their own purposes. So people like me need to work outside the law, or nudge it a little bit to make sure that our particular agendas and priorities are met. It's really pretty simple."


4 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report
705 - Escape 2000 - over 3 years ago

The main thing I don't understand about this film(other than why Toblerone isn't the main character) is why people want to stay in the Bronx. I mean that company will pay you, and even if that isn't true you've got people trying to rob you constantly, not to mention the company killing anyone who doesn't leave.


3 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report
821 - Time Chasers - about 3 years ago

Here's a dumb question: Do scientists routinely build amazing and perfectly functional wonders of technology, and THEN seek out research funding? Even with projects that don't allow them to go all Biff Tannen at the horse tracks?


Recent Riffs

16 laughs

Report
912 - The Screaming Skull - about 5 years ago

Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare!


6 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report
610 - The Violent Years - about 4 years ago

Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


2 laughs

Report

I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


6 laughs

Report
908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 4 years ago

"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


3 laughs

Report
810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 4 years ago

"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


2 laughs

Report
610 - The Violent Years - about 4 years ago

IT'S YOUR FAULT!


3 laughs

Report

Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


6 laughs

Report
903 - Puma Man - over 4 years ago

We've got to hire a brunette.


7 laughs

Report

Um, I have a *cat* poster.


11 laughs

Report
609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago

Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


9 laughs

Report
802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago

You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


16 laughs

2 replies Comment icon
Report
1004 - Future War - almost 5 years ago

I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!