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Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 1 year ago

I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


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Gregg Hammerquist - over 3 years ago

The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
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  2. Puma Man
    436
  3. Prince of Space
    376
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    207
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    646
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    260
  7. Riding with Death
    334
  8. Cave Dwellers
    358
  9. The Magic Sword
    168
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  11. Werewolf
    453
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    276
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    217
  15. Hobgoblins
    332
  16. The Unearthly
    164
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  19. Pod People
    471
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    120
  21. Zombie Nightmare
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  22. Robot Holocaust
    123
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  24. Final Justice
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I really like this episode. However, I can't explain why because, you see, I'm just not sure yet. I'm at a loss! Should you decide to agree with me about this episode, fine. If not, then leave me alone.


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 2 years ago

Criminal Procedure by Mike and the Bots:

"So help me, lieutenant, if you would have let me handle that man my way, I would have knocked it out of him." -- "It's too bad, but they don't do that anymore." -- UH, YES THEY DO.

"You can't hold a man, or convict him, because he buys a new pair of shoes." THAT'S THE BASIS OF OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM.

All I really need to know I learned in Kindergarten; all I really need to know about Criminal Procedure I learned on MST3k.


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1004 - Future War - about 2 years ago

Yes, I know the flaws are rampant in this movie, but here's another one that I just noticed this time through.

What detective would go into a dangerous situation, where multiple people have been killed and say to the two unarmed civilians, "You two, follow me." ...into the dangerous situation so that we can have to protect you as well as ourselves from an unknown danger.


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207 - Wild Rebels - almost 2 years ago

Are they nazis or do they just not understand what a swastika means and think it's just another symbol of evil?


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Woohoo! Neocolonialism! This video is so messed up on so many levels


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1004 - Future War - over 1 year ago

This movie showed up in the latest episode of Best of the Worst http://redlettermedia.com/best-of-the-worst-future-war-the-jar-and-white-fire/


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I remember someone on You Tube said that aging nun in the beginning looks like a Bajorian Security on Deep Space Nine. To me she looks like Odo's mother. XD
Trixie: "Funky...Odo is right behind you. He's the lamp."
What? Is this because I was doing business with Quark about holodeck programs is it?
Odo: "No I suspect that you work for the Tal Shiar. Now where's that hold out weapon on your person?"
I have no idea what you're talk..." A Romulan disrupter pistol falls out of my shirt pocket*
Odo: "Come with me, agent, and we can clear this up with your government."
I was set up by Trixie Tang here. She looks more Romulan than me. She is part Romulan!
Trixie: "Suckers."


Plot?
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There's actually kind of a lot to unpackage in this movie, if you give them a lot of credit and ignore stupid plot holes.

The doctor/technico who lost his brain (hooray for socks guy) has been lost in the HX361and I think is actually the other Fingal. He has no physical body (thus he mirrors Fingal's) and he is trying to help him escape. I see his little pervert buddy as a construct of his from Fingal's fantasy, just a program he has to make contact with the user.
HFS guy probably hates the Fat Man because he's probably dealt with these situations before and offed a couple of people lost in the HX361. That Gondol dude at the shareholders meeting warns the Fat man and mentions it is not "under normal circumstances" ie he's done it before.

The Fatman is using the HX361 to murder people in cyberspace and HFS guy caught on to it and was sent to do this risky operation (he was going to be cloned I think?) he was never supposed to survive. He never caught on that he was still alive because he is literally faceless in the HX361 to him (Fat man always calls him Rick and knows he's not Fingal at the end "we'll bluff him"). I think HFS guy thought Fingal had the best chance to break the cycle and sacrificed himself.
Thoughts?


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Once again, the annoying-as-hell Bobo brings up his obsession with songs from Asia. I would've preferred some Dr Erhardt at this point. Give Bobo a lobotomy then make him shut the hell up.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 3 years ago

It's amazing that the stocky, elderly villain is able to take five people hostage by surrounding himself with them, standing within arm's reach of four of them, holding a single pistol up to the big guy and craning his head around to talk to the people behind him, all while his unarmed minion stands about twenty feet away. Even without the revelation that the pistol was unloaded the whole time, it's a wonder that our heroes didn't end the movie right there.


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813 - Jack Frost - 7 months ago

Trixie: "Are you Russian, Funky?"
No I'm Norwegian American. I say I'm Russian around people who don't know what Norway is. Like Vicky. She keeps calling it "Norwegia" or something like that. Just makes more sense to these people. Close enough. We have vodka, cold climate. But we Norwegians would bully lumberjacks than homosexuals. We love trees more than any hippie alive.
Trixie: "Just makes you more hippie. Ha ha."
Cartman: "Die! Hippie!"
You can't do anything, Cartman. Just a thought in my head.


Loving forgivenness?
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Is it just me, but I don't get how the guy having a heart attack and then accidentally killing a guy would drive two families apart. I've seen the families of murder victims forgive the murderer. This short proclaims the Christian faith, but it seems it's more about appearance than substance.


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912 - The Screaming Skull - over 4 years ago

Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare!


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610 - The Violent Years - over 3 years ago

Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


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908 - The Touch of Satan - over 3 years ago

"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 3 years ago

"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 3 years ago

IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - almost 4 years ago

Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


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903 - Puma Man - almost 4 years ago

We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


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609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago

Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


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802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago

You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


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1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago

I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!