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Snuffy Wuffykiss - over 4 years ago
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I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


Gregg Hammerquist - over 7 years ago
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The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

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  2. Puma Man
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  3. Prince of Space
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  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
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  5. The Final Sacrifice
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  6. Outlaw of Gor
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  7. Riding with Death
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  8. Cave Dwellers
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  9. The Magic Sword
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  10. Track of the Moon Beast
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  11. Werewolf
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  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
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  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
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  15. Hobgoblins
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  16. The Unearthly
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  17. War of the Colossal Beast
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  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
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  19. Pod People
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  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
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  21. Zombie Nightmare
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  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
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523 - Village of the Giants - almost 8 years ago
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Ever notice the one brunette giant who does absolutely nothing but hang out behind the other giants? I wonder what the story was with that.

This movie has some of the biggest plot holes in all of MST3K; what's the deal with "Genius" biking out to the park before he observed the effects of his concoction? How are the giants making sure nobody escaped the town if all they do is hang out in the theater? How does "Untie our leader or I'll leave this girl on the roof of this building, such that getting her down will be a mild inconvenience" serve as an effective form of extortion?


112 - Untamed Youth - over 6 years ago
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Does anyone else suspect that this movie was supposed to star black actors? It's essentially a story about enslavement and rhythmic group singing in cotton fields, somehow contrived in a way to feature a strictly white cast.

I have the same suspicions about Tormented. Not just because the main character was a jazz musician, but because of the line where the father of the bride says "It's bad enough to have a musician marry into the family, but a JAZZ musician..." I daresay somebody had to tweak the script a little.


705 - Escape 2000 - over 6 years ago
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The main thing I don't understand about this film(other than why Toblerone isn't the main character) is why people want to stay in the Bronx. I mean that company will pay you, and even if that isn't true you've got people trying to rob you constantly, not to mention the company killing anyone who doesn't leave.


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 7 years ago
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Disappointed they didn't do a Danger! Will Robinson!...Riff(unless i missed it?)


524 - 12 to the Moon - almost 6 years ago
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The Japanese woman translating the alien language actually isn't as stupid as it seems.

First of all, if the moon people had any long-forgotten contact with the Earth, it would make sense for them to have knowledge of one of the most ancient and widespread written languages on the planet, like Chinese.

Further, it is proper to assume that a native Japanese speaker could read Chinese. Japan makes use of an alphabet that is almost identical to the Chinese alphabet, which assigns one word to one letter. They are therefore able to read a Chinese text with perfect understanding, even though they would pronounce each word differently.


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - about 7 years ago
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I have a question: Brain Guy is about to use a noose to hang himself...but he's supposed to be just a brain. So would killing his body really kill him? Clearly, he wouldn't be able to communicate in the same way, but if his brain is really independent of his body, then, killing the body wouldn't do anything to solve his problem. Right?


1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - over 7 years ago
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Here's a question for everyone: vis a vis that knob that protrudes from Crow's beak in the first scene, do you see that as a bulging cheek full of tobacco, or a horrible tobacco-based tumor? Or something else?


902 - The Phantom Planet - almost 5 years ago
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soo.... they just keep sending men out into space when two ships have already vanished?


819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - about 6 years ago
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So...to keep myself from falling into an existential void during this final air battle, I started thinking about the decision to make this half-hour battle. I mean, really, would this be interesting to anyone? It really is at least 30 minutes, and there's very little going on. You have people staring up at the sky and cheering every so often. Then, you have the same four repeated scenes...over and over. Children wouldn't be interested in this...or at least, I can't imagine that they would be for this long. So...is it directed toward children? If not, I can't imagine adults enjoying this, either.

Or...do the Japanese just have a different definition of what makes an entertaining movie?


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 4 years ago
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I would say that Crow's comment about a "hip Satan who solves crimes" is prophetic, considering Fox's recent Lucifer series; but I suppose it more likely proves that network TV just steals its ideas for new shows by watching old TV.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 5 years ago
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They are supposed to be smart enough to have made a time travel device, but they don't know the basics of radiation protection.


519 - Outlaw of Gor - almost 8 years ago
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I found the movie that comes before this one, "Gor", on Netflix. It's worth watching, as it's even worse than this one.

On another note, as ridiculous as this movie is (one of my favorite episodes, incidentally), am I the only one who thinks that the theme music is actually pretty cool?


Recent Riffs

610 - The Violent Years - over 7 years ago
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Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


908 - The Touch of Satan - about 7 years ago
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"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 7 years ago
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"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


610 - The Violent Years - over 7 years ago
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IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


903 - Puma Man - over 7 years ago
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We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


609 - The Skydivers - over 7 years ago
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Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


802 - The Leech Woman - over 7 years ago
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You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


1004 - Future War - almost 8 years ago
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I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!


613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 8 years ago
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The Sinister Urge is a *silly* urge!
The Sinister Urge is a *stupid* urge!