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Snuffy Wuffykiss - about 1 year ago

I really like most of your posts, we tend to agree on many things. With that in mind i tell you, Do Not tell me to suck a dick. It is rude, crass, and downright unkind. I speak my mind from personal experience but I rarely feel the need to delve into personal insults. If we disagree on a subject i am open to debate but if you just want to sling shit then you are just lowering yourself to a subhuman level.


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Hey. I've noticed that you've gotten your act together and cut back on the jackassery. Thank you for doing so. :-)


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Gregg Hammerquist - almost 4 years ago

The Jibbly Jibblies! I thought I was the only one to have so thoroughly absorbed Homestar Runner to use it in everyday life!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
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  2. Puma Man
    440
  3. Prince of Space
    378
  4. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  5. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  6. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  7. Riding with Death
    336
  8. Cave Dwellers
    362
  9. The Magic Sword
    170
  10. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  11. Werewolf
    457
  12. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  13. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    278
  14. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    220
  15. Hobgoblins
    335
  16. The Unearthly
    166
  17. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  18. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  19. Pod People
    476
  20. The Amazing Transparent Man
    121
  21. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  22. Robot Holocaust
    124
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  24. Final Justice
    229

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I love the jokes in this one, but god, the first section of transmisogyny is so intense. The '90s were rough.


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27:21 why no Motörhead riff? 2 eps ago we got Nitzer Ebb, someone on the writing staff is a goth.


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This sudden transition in the middle of season five is what turned me off of the show originally. I pretty much stopped watching, along with a lot of others, I guess, since CC dropped it.


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303 - Pod People - 8 months ago

Trixie: "Trumpy looks so adorable! Can I have one?"
It might go on a killing rampage.
Trixie: "So I'll have it fixed. A snip in the mommy daddy button. Tame it pretty fast."


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802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago

Well Dr. Endocrinologist, finally I can give someone the well-earned title of "dickweed". I'll also include this entire movie in that designation for making women aging seem like that's unnatural. "I'd rather die than go back to that"? Seriously?


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19:50! Servo gives a tip of the hat to Beeper! Awesome!


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406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - about 1 month ago

This is my second-favorite MST3K episode. I'm surprised that more people haven't given it laughs. There are so many great riffs throughout this!


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9:45 How did they not comment on the naval guard wearing an actual utility belt?


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602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago

“-What do you drink in San Francisco?
-A daiquiri.
-Sounds like a sissy drink to me.”
It’s San Francisco!


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624 - Samson Vs The Vampire Women - about 1 month ago

I really like this episode. However, I can't explain why because, you see, I'm just not sure yet. I'm at a loss! Should you decide to agree with me about this episode, fine. If not, then leave me alone.


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 2 years ago

Criminal Procedure by Mike and the Bots:

"So help me, lieutenant, if you would have let me handle that man my way, I would have knocked it out of him." -- "It's too bad, but they don't do that anymore." -- UH, YES THEY DO.

"You can't hold a man, or convict him, because he buys a new pair of shoes." THAT'S THE BASIS OF OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM.

All I really need to know I learned in Kindergarten; all I really need to know about Criminal Procedure I learned on MST3k.


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912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 5 years ago

Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare!


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610 - The Violent Years - over 3 years ago

Now, I'm going to be a bit ugly, so you'd better sit down.


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I notice you haven't soiled yourself yet, sir. Is there a problem?


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908 - The Touch of Satan - over 3 years ago

"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..." ...said Madeline.


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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 3 years ago

"The JOY that you are feelin' RIGHT NOW is JUST the BEGINNING!"

It *better* be.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 3 years ago

IT'S YOUR FAULT!


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605 - Colossus and the Headhunters - almost 4 years ago

Alright, Betty. I think that's, uh, fine...


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903 - Puma Man - almost 4 years ago

We've got to hire a brunette.


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Um, I have a *cat* poster.


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609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago

Hi, I'm Petey's dad. Is Petey off on another adventure? I'll keep my eye out for communism!


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802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago

You know, if old women give him the creeps, maybe he shouldn't have gone into old-womanology.


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1004 - Future War - over 4 years ago

I really do like boxes. Just call me Bruce Box-Liker!