Every damn time with Amazons. "But what about... love?" And it's just like, "Hi. Lesbianism is a thing."

So, all these old movies where women faint at the drop of a hat irritate me, but this one, fucking hell! SHE HAS SEEN EEGAH BEFORE. You can't even go, "well, it was a real shock, I guess," like you can some in other movies.

Okay, does Paper Chase Guy have a big, bloated head, or does Love Interest have a tiny one? Discuss.

There was this movie serious I almost forgot about and for good reasons called Rampage on Netflix. It glorifies mass shootings or that's my understanding of those films anyway. Don't check them out too. They're truly god awful and disturbing. Rather watch these movies without the riffing or Mario Brothers the movie before watching those again. I'm already nervous in public places and eyeing suspicious people as it is. XD

Laserblast seems to be trying to be something like Rampage. Some alienated and frustrated guy picks up an alien gun and goes on a explosive rampage with it like out of Destroy All Humans. But dies at the end, and the spree was not premeditated ether. Plus some alien force was making him do it and not by his own accord. This movie is ten times more watchable than Rampage. The alien animations are pretty at least.

"You're too beautiful to be so smart or too smart to be so beautiful."

I feel like this should be the title of my dissertation on men's envy of women and its effects on culture.

As a teen when this movie was made it sickens me when I see young people wearing similar fashions. This was not a time that in any way deserved to come back.

I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.

Pearl's reaction when Frank says that he's dead is a silent, three-second rebuttal to everyone who says she isn't funny.

I honestly want to see this movie remade with Daphne as the hero. Because all she wants to do is party and screw, she's apparently living her dream, making her almost immune to the hobgoblins's power. It could actually be a really good horror/comedy. Instead of being Hobgoblins. >.>

The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.

So, this terrifying creature is a cavewoman? I mean, I'm sure those ladies could and would straight-up kill a fool, but they'd just die if you shot them.

...And of course, since it's actually some kind of monster, I have a more pressing question: why did we evolve into anything else?

I finally signed up despite my hatred of signing up for things just to tell the world that if thinking Mike hugging Servo in this opening isn't unbearably cute is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.