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Favorite Episodes

1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
   310
2. Tormented
   215
3. Ring of Terror
   184
4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
   165
5. Santa Claus
   276
6. The Sinister Urge
   207
7. Racket Girls
   164
8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
   324
9. Monster A-Go Go
   326
10. Soultaker
    354
11. King Dinosaur
    191
12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
13. Radar Secret Service
    210
14. The Skydivers
    260
15. Bloodlust
    176
16. High School Big Shot
    178
17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    265
18. The Beatniks
    177
19. The Crawling Eye
    249
20. The Final Sacrifice
    724
21. Teenage Strangler
    301
22. The Atomic Brain
    161
23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
24. Outlaw of Gor
    300
25. 12 to the Moon
    193
26. Invasion USA
    168
27. The Dead Talk Back
    273
28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
31. I Accuse My Parents
    389
32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
33. Hobgoblins
    373
34. Time of the Apes
    257
35. The Killer Shrews
    243
36. The Touch of Satan
    326
37. Time Chasers
    418
38. The Projected Man
    193
39. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
40. Teenage Caveman
    147
41. Code Name Diamond Head
    175
42. Bride of the Monster
    222
43. The Mad Monster
    133
44. Pod People
    535
45. Horror of Party Beach
    301
46. The Leech Woman
    222
47. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
48. San Francisco International
    249
49. Puma Man
    495
50. The Screaming Skull
    254
51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
52. Village of the Giants
    188
53. Fugitive Alien
    313
54. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
55. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
56. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
57. Prince of Space
    441
58. Robot Monster
    145
59. Swamp Diamonds
    146
60. The Corpse Vanishes
    143
61. Rocketship X-M
    271
62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    232
63. Rocket Attack USA
    143
64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
65. Being from Another Planet
    186
66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
67. Final Justice
    253
68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
70. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
72. The Starfighters
    224
73. The Deadly Bees
    207
74. The Violent Years
    161
75. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
76. Mitchell
    555
77. Beginning of the End
    252
78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    144
80. The Creeping Terror
    238
81. Riding with Death
    379
82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
83. It Conquered the World
    270
84. Devil Doll
    236
85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    170
86. Werewolf
    511
87. The Undead
    231
88. Space Mutiny
    860
89. The She-Creature
    166
90. The Rebel Set
    154
91. Jungle Goddess
    178
92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
93. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
94. The Space Children
    167
95. The Sidehackers
    195
96. The Deadly Mantis
    203
97. Wild Rebels
    156
98. The Hellcats
    108
99. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
100. The Indestructible Man
     150
101. Laserblast
     371
102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     404
103. Teenage Crime Wave
     172
104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     262
105. The Phantom Planet
     208
106. Eegah
     370
107. The Mole People
     189
108. The Day the Earth Froze
     259
109. The Human Duplicators
     197
110. Teenagers from Outer Space
     269
111. The Sword and the Dragon
     212
112. The Unearthly
     188
113. Manhunt in Space
     158
114. Gunslinger
     156
115. Red Zone Cuba
     220
116. The Brute Man
     205
117. Last of the Wild Horses
     154
118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     245
119. Hercules
     149
120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
     204
121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     194
122. The Crawling Hand
     150
123. The Slime People
     120
124. Project Moonbase
     107
125. Lost Continent
     233
126. Cave Dwellers
     413
127. The Amazing Colossal Man
     199
128. Space Travelers
     144
129. City Limits
     162
130. Operation Double 007
     223
131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     244
132. The Wild World of Batwoman
     223
133. Crash of the Moons
     162
134. The Magic Sword
     197
135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
     218

Recent Comments with recent replies

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 4 years ago

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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.

817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 6 years ago

8 laughs

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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.

520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 4 years ago

4 laughs

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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.

Blazing Saddles

511 - Gunslinger - about 3 years ago

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Anybody else get the impression that Blazing Saddles is a remake of this?

210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago

8 laughs

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I haven't been paying much attention, but sweet father of goddess, they have the female scientists in skirts. Women have been allowed to wear pants on expeditions since THE LATE VICTORIAN ERA.

802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago

13 laughs

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I just love that the stupid bastard husband is like 'yes, use human sacrifice to get young and hot again! YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WANT ME DEAD, THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT FOR ME!'

802 - The Leech Woman - almost 4 years ago

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I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*

806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago

4 laughs

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Common feature of these old movies: SMOKING hot women flinging themselves in a fever of passion onto clammy/doughy/weedy/hideous/wooden guys. Discuss.

408 - Hercules Unchained - over 1 year ago

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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.

603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 4 years ago

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Not saying that the music clerk was a *good* husband, of course, but 'miserly'? How much money does he even have? And does it really matter as much as 'mental torture'?

506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago

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So, all these old movies where women faint at the drop of a hat irritate me, but this one, fucking hell! SHE HAS SEEN EEGAH BEFORE. You can't even go, "well, it was a real shock, I guess," like you can some in other movies.

507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago

16 laughs

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And then the kindly diner guy pulls off his hat to reveal his third eye and that he's part of the Martian invasion force.

Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - over 1 year ago

2 laughs

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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!

806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago

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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.

613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago

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She's just decided she's dead.

814 - Riding with Death - over 3 years ago

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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.

808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago

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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.

424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago

4 laughs

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DO SOMETHING!

506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago

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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.

209 - The Hellcats - over 3 years ago

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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.

1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago

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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!

602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago

3 laughs

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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!

814 - Riding with Death - almost 4 years ago

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It's Alan Smithee's number.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 4 years ago

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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.