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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    339
  2. Tormented
    228
  3. Ring of Terror
    199
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    177
  5. Santa Claus
    307
  6. The Sinister Urge
    225
  7. Racket Girls
    183
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    356
  10. Soultaker
    390
  11. King Dinosaur
    208
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  13. Radar Secret Service
    234
  14. The Skydivers
    277
  15. Bloodlust
    194
  16. High School Big Shot
    198
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    299
  18. The Beatniks
    194
  19. The Crawling Eye
    272
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    783
  21. Teenage Strangler
    326
  22. The Atomic Brain
    175
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    352
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    334
  25. 12 to the Moon
    215
  26. Invasion USA
    187
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    292
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    148
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    217
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    225
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    427
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  33. Hobgoblins
    410
  34. Time of the Apes
    289
  35. The Killer Shrews
    265
  36. The Touch of Satan
    356
  37. Time Chasers
    458
  38. The Projected Man
    210
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    212
  40. Teenage Caveman
    158
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  42. Bride of the Monster
    248
  43. The Mad Monster
    149
  44. Pod People
    585
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    327
  46. The Leech Woman
    249
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    270
  48. San Francisco International
    278
  49. Puma Man
    542
  50. The Screaming Skull
    289
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    329
  52. Village of the Giants
    204
  53. Fugitive Alien
    341
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    240
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    287
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    257
  57. Prince of Space
    478
  58. Robot Monster
    159
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  61. Rocketship X-M
    298
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    158
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    263
  65. Being from Another Planet
    200
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    156
  67. Final Justice
    277
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    234
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    365
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    290
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
  72. The Starfighters
    246
  73. The Deadly Bees
    233
  74. The Violent Years
    175
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    347
  76. Mitchell
    602
  77. Beginning of the End
    281
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    307
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    158
  80. The Creeping Terror
    259
  81. Riding with Death
    411
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    180
  83. It Conquered the World
    298
  84. Devil Doll
    254
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  86. Werewolf
    557
  87. The Undead
    249
  88. Space Mutiny
    931
  89. The She-Creature
    181
  90. The Rebel Set
    169
  91. Jungle Goddess
    198
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    219
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    331
  94. The Space Children
    189
  95. The Sidehackers
    215
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    229
  97. Wild Rebels
    172
  98. The Hellcats
    120
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    238
  100. The Indestructible Man
    162
  101. Laserblast
    412
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    442
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    294
  105. The Phantom Planet
    232
  106. Eegah
    403
  107. The Mole People
    212
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  109. The Human Duplicators
    214
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    295
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    234
  112. The Unearthly
    211
  113. Manhunt in Space
    174
  114. Gunslinger
    169
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    241
  116. The Brute Man
    224
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    168
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  119. Hercules
    158
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    213
  122. The Crawling Hand
    170
  123. The Slime People
    129
  124. Project Moonbase
    121
  125. Lost Continent
    258
  126. Cave Dwellers
    449
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  128. Space Travelers
    159
  129. City Limits
    180
  130. Operation Double 007
    246
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    276
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  133. Crash of the Moons
    180
  134. The Magic Sword
    214
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    240

Recent Comments with recent replies

1001 - Soultaker - almost 6 years ago
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Pearl's reaction when Frank says that he's dead is a silent, three-second rebuttal to everyone who says she isn't funny.


518 - The Atomic Brain - over 6 years ago
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If there were a list of the most anti-feminist* movies MST3k riffed, it's pretty damn likely that this would be on it. Not only do you have a looks-obsessed, vengeful "hag" (sorry, it's the archetype I'm meaning here) as the Big Bad, you also have a misogynist narrator, repeated instances of the young women begging the mercy of totally unthreatening old men (patriarchy), and a karmic system that punishes any of the young women that actually try and stand up for themselves. I mean, seriously, every female in this movie suffers a purposelessly horrible fate (though screw the old lady). Jeez, it's a friggin' feminist's nightmare,

* This word doesn't quite capture what I'm mean, but I'm feeling dumb right now and its the closest I can pluck from my head.


523 - Village of the Giants - almost 6 years ago
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Not gonna lie, I would love to be at a giant duck roast. Duck is fucking delicious.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - about 7 years ago
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Were we supposed to feel sympathy for the 'innocent' girl? she may not have intentionally committed any crimes but she was a terrible bystander. Three people died and another three were seriously injured cause she wouldn't do anything more than be a damsel in distress. The blonde girl exonerating her at the end was only uplifting insofar as *she* was somewhat redeemed for being honest.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 5 years ago
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.


506 - Eegah - over 5 years ago
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Oh god the shaving scene. Fellow MSTies, I have never made it through this episode because of the incredibly icky shaving.


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I have to assume all the anteater-racism is because you'd have to eat ants. But if you eat ants as an anteater, I bet they're *delicious.*


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 5 years ago
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"Anybody else care for one?"
"I could use some coffee."
"Irish or Spanish?"


407 - The Killer Shrews - over 3 years ago
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even the girls who weren't pretty wanted nothing to do with the mads


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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"Put them back on."

You MONSTER! At least be honest and just tell the spirit to poke his eyes out. Having other people put your glasses on is a recipe for disaster.


420 - The Human Duplicators - over 4 years ago
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Holy crap, I think the 'coming out as robots' sketch is a 'Chrome' reference. :O


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"You're such a slut for getting raped."

CLASSY! :D


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - over 3 years ago
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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


806 - The Undead - about 5 years ago
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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


613 - The Sinister Urge - about 5 years ago
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She's just decided she's dead.


814 - Riding with Death - about 5 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 5 years ago
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DO SOMETHING!


506 - Eegah - over 5 years ago
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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


209 - The Hellcats - over 5 years ago
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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


602 - Invasion USA - over 5 years ago
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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago
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It's Alan Smithee's number.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 5 years ago
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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.