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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    310
  2. Tormented
    215
  3. Ring of Terror
    184
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    165
  5. Santa Claus
    276
  6. The Sinister Urge
    207
  7. Racket Girls
    164
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  10. Soultaker
    354
  11. King Dinosaur
    191
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  13. Radar Secret Service
    210
  14. The Skydivers
    260
  15. Bloodlust
    176
  16. High School Big Shot
    178
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    265
  18. The Beatniks
    177
  19. The Crawling Eye
    249
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  21. Teenage Strangler
    301
  22. The Atomic Brain
    161
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    326
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    300
  25. 12 to the Moon
    193
  26. Invasion USA
    168
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    273
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    200
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    216
  33. Hobgoblins
    373
  34. Time of the Apes
    257
  35. The Killer Shrews
    243
  36. The Touch of Satan
    326
  37. Time Chasers
    418
  38. The Projected Man
    193
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    188
  40. Teenage Caveman
    147
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    175
  42. Bride of the Monster
    222
  43. The Mad Monster
    133
  44. Pod People
    535
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    301
  46. The Leech Woman
    222
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    238
  48. San Francisco International
    249
  49. Puma Man
    495
  50. The Screaming Skull
    254
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    291
  52. Village of the Giants
    188
  53. Fugitive Alien
    313
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    231
  57. Prince of Space
    441
  58. Robot Monster
    145
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    143
  61. Rocketship X-M
    271
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    232
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    143
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    236
  65. Being from Another Planet
    186
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    142
  67. Final Justice
    253
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    213
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    242
  72. The Starfighters
    224
  73. The Deadly Bees
    207
  74. The Violent Years
    161
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
  76. Mitchell
    555
  77. Beginning of the End
    252
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    284
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    144
  80. The Creeping Terror
    238
  81. Riding with Death
    379
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    164
  83. It Conquered the World
    270
  84. Devil Doll
    236
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    170
  86. Werewolf
    511
  87. The Undead
    231
  88. Space Mutiny
    860
  89. The She-Creature
    166
  90. The Rebel Set
    154
  91. Jungle Goddess
    178
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    184
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    300
  94. The Space Children
    167
  95. The Sidehackers
    195
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    203
  97. Wild Rebels
    156
  98. The Hellcats
    108
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  100. The Indestructible Man
    150
  101. Laserblast
    371
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    172
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    262
  105. The Phantom Planet
    208
  106. Eegah
    370
  107. The Mole People
    189
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  109. The Human Duplicators
    197
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    269
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    212
  112. The Unearthly
    188
  113. Manhunt in Space
    158
  114. Gunslinger
    156
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    220
  116. The Brute Man
    205
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    154
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    245
  119. Hercules
    149
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    194
  122. The Crawling Hand
    150
  123. The Slime People
    120
  124. Project Moonbase
    107
  125. Lost Continent
    233
  126. Cave Dwellers
    413
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    199
  128. Space Travelers
    144
  129. City Limits
    162
  130. Operation Double 007
    223
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    244
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    223
  133. Crash of the Moons
    162
  134. The Magic Sword
    197
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218

Recent Comments with recent replies

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 4 years ago
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 6 years ago
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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.


520 - Radar Secret Service - almost 4 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


Blazing Saddles
511 - Gunslinger - about 3 years ago
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Anybody else get the impression that Blazing Saddles is a remake of this?


210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago
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I haven't been paying much attention, but sweet father of goddess, they have the female scientists in skirts. Women have been allowed to wear pants on expeditions since THE LATE VICTORIAN ERA.


802 - The Leech Woman - over 4 years ago
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I just love that the stupid bastard husband is like 'yes, use human sacrifice to get young and hot again! YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WANT ME DEAD, THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT FOR ME!'


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 4 years ago
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I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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Common feature of these old movies: SMOKING hot women flinging themselves in a fever of passion onto clammy/doughy/weedy/hideous/wooden guys. Discuss.


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 1 year ago
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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 4 years ago
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Not saying that the music clerk was a *good* husband, of course, but 'miserly'? How much money does he even have? And does it really matter as much as 'mental torture'?


506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago
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So, all these old movies where women faint at the drop of a hat irritate me, but this one, fucking hell! SHE HAS SEEN EEGAH BEFORE. You can't even go, "well, it was a real shock, I guess," like you can some in other movies.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 4 years ago
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And then the kindly diner guy pulls off his hat to reveal his third eye and that he's part of the Martian invasion force.


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - over 1 year ago
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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago
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She's just decided she's dead.


814 - Riding with Death - over 3 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago
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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago
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DO SOMETHING!


506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago
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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


209 - The Hellcats - over 3 years ago
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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


602 - Invasion USA - over 3 years ago
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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


814 - Riding with Death - almost 4 years ago
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It's Alan Smithee's number.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 4 years ago
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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.