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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    278
  2. Tormented
    187
  3. Ring of Terror
    161
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    150
  5. Santa Claus
    251
  6. The Sinister Urge
    184
  7. Racket Girls
    142
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    289
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  10. Soultaker
    320
  11. King Dinosaur
    166
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    594
  13. Radar Secret Service
    178
  14. The Skydivers
    224
  15. Bloodlust
    150
  16. High School Big Shot
    155
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    232
  18. The Beatniks
    160
  19. The Crawling Eye
    216
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  21. Teenage Strangler
    270
  22. The Atomic Brain
    136
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    297
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  25. 12 to the Moon
    172
  26. Invasion USA
    139
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    121
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    176
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  33. Hobgoblins
    335
  34. Time of the Apes
    224
  35. The Killer Shrews
    211
  36. The Touch of Satan
    285
  37. Time Chasers
    378
  38. The Projected Man
    167
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  40. Teenage Caveman
    124
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    153
  42. Bride of the Monster
    194
  43. The Mad Monster
    115
  44. Pod People
    475
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    269
  46. The Leech Woman
    191
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  48. San Francisco International
    221
  49. Puma Man
    440
  50. The Screaming Skull
    228
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    240
  52. Village of the Giants
    167
  53. Fugitive Alien
    271
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    186
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    203
  57. Prince of Space
    377
  58. Robot Monster
    130
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    131
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    121
  61. Rocketship X-M
    239
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    210
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    202
  65. Being from Another Planet
    160
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    116
  67. Final Justice
    229
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    212
  72. The Starfighters
    197
  73. The Deadly Bees
    174
  74. The Violent Years
    140
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  76. Mitchell
    497
  77. Beginning of the End
    228
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    131
  80. The Creeping Terror
    218
  81. Riding with Death
    336
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    135
  83. It Conquered the World
    227
  84. Devil Doll
    206
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  86. Werewolf
    457
  87. The Undead
    203
  88. Space Mutiny
    784
  89. The She-Creature
    142
  90. The Rebel Set
    136
  91. Jungle Goddess
    146
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  94. The Space Children
    137
  95. The Sidehackers
    171
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    171
  97. Wild Rebels
    136
  98. The Hellcats
    89
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  100. The Indestructible Man
    131
  101. Laserblast
    336
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    149
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  105. The Phantom Planet
    182
  106. Eegah
    335
  107. The Mole People
    160
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  109. The Human Duplicators
    168
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  112. The Unearthly
    166
  113. Manhunt in Space
    139
  114. Gunslinger
    131
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    194
  116. The Brute Man
    175
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  119. Hercules
    125
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    170
  122. The Crawling Hand
    130
  123. The Slime People
    98
  124. Project Moonbase
    91
  125. Lost Continent
    209
  126. Cave Dwellers
    362
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  128. Space Travelers
    125
  129. City Limits
    144
  130. Operation Double 007
    196
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    219
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    188

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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 2 years ago

During that long, maniacal laugh in the beginning, who else was waiting for them to suddenly turn on each other and go, 'YOU'RE STUCK HERE!'?


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320 - The Unearthly - almost 4 years ago

I will never, in a million years, get over the creepiness of Our Hero shooting the moves on a mentally ill woman in the midst of a pile of corpses. Twilight only aspired to this level of Creepy Hero-dom.


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622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 5 years ago

Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, or a bunch of bimbos will chop your doodle off.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 1 year ago

I really love how nobody gives a shit about Touch's girlfriend, including Touch. It's like the character was never in the script in the first place, which begs the question of why she actually was.


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What's that? You're a total stranger with no references, no possessions, no income, and you won't even tell us a single thing about you beyond your first name? No problem! Come live in my house for free, take my son's clothes, borrow the car, and go drive off with my teenage daughter. I'm sure it'll be fine. Oh? You don't know how to drive? No license? Never been in a car before? Well, Betty can teach you the basics. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Say, wait a sec. You're not a Russian spy or anything, are you? Nah, just kidding. Forget I asked. Go on, have fun!


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 2 years ago

Not saying that the music clerk was a *good* husband, of course, but 'miserly'? How much money does he even have? And does it really matter as much as 'mental torture'?


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520 - Radar Secret Service - about 2 years ago

The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


Internet critics on MST3K
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Forum - 3 months ago

Which Internet Critic would you like to have on the MST3K Reboot?

My choice: JonTron.


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322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago

I don't know if I'm reading the situation correctly, but that part a little bit after he saved demi (when they're at the airport), max tries to make a move on her and she says he put his hands on me (I'm assuming she's talking about the cop who tried to rape her) and max gets all disappointed when she says no??? That's disgusting. Yeah, he saved her life but why does he think that makes him entitled to a traumatized woman's body? Ugh, I almost want to stop watching because I fear he will only get worse.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 2 years ago

That's not Ike and Tina, she's doing too well!


Is Matriarchy really the solution to Patriarchy?
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601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago

Something my fiancee has said multiple times:

"I don't see why women were so pushy about getting all the responsibilities of men. It's like, today we're expected to cook, clean, have kids, AND work a full-time job? I'd be just fine with doing whatever I want all day after my chores are done while my husband makes all the money. A few uppity women ruined it for the rest of us."

LOL Now, I don't completely agree, but there's some truth to that. XD


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806 - The Undead - over 1 year ago

There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


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613 - The Sinister Urge - over 1 year ago

She's just decided she's dead.


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814 - Riding with Death - over 1 year ago

All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


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808 - The She-Creature - over 1 year ago

He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 1 year ago

DO SOMETHING!


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506 - Eegah - over 1 year ago

Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


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209 - The Hellcats - over 1 year ago

"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


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602 - Invasion USA - almost 2 years ago

I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


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814 - Riding with Death - about 2 years ago

It's Alan Smithee's number.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 2 years ago

"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.


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312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 2 years ago

I dreamt of a big pool of scotch.