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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    340
  2. Tormented
    227
  3. Ring of Terror
    200
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    178
  5. Santa Claus
    309
  6. The Sinister Urge
    223
  7. Racket Girls
    181
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    359
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    359
  10. Soultaker
    394
  11. King Dinosaur
    207
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  13. Radar Secret Service
    233
  14. The Skydivers
    277
  15. Bloodlust
    193
  16. High School Big Shot
    198
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    301
  18. The Beatniks
    192
  19. The Crawling Eye
    277
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    782
  21. Teenage Strangler
    327
  22. The Atomic Brain
    175
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    331
  25. 12 to the Moon
    214
  26. Invasion USA
    187
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    288
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    147
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    428
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
  33. Hobgoblins
    414
  34. Time of the Apes
    290
  35. The Killer Shrews
    264
  36. The Touch of Satan
    360
  37. Time Chasers
    459
  38. The Projected Man
    209
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    213
  40. Teenage Caveman
    156
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
  42. Bride of the Monster
    246
  43. The Mad Monster
    147
  44. Pod People
    588
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    330
  46. The Leech Woman
    250
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    269
  48. San Francisco International
    278
  49. Puma Man
    543
  50. The Screaming Skull
    291
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    332
  52. Village of the Giants
    203
  53. Fugitive Alien
    342
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    237
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    292
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
  57. Prince of Space
    483
  58. Robot Monster
    159
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    161
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
  61. Rocketship X-M
    297
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    160
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    265
  65. Being from Another Planet
    200
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    155
  67. Final Justice
    276
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    235
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    294
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
  72. The Starfighters
    250
  73. The Deadly Bees
    232
  74. The Violent Years
    176
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
  76. Mitchell
    607
  77. Beginning of the End
    282
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
  80. The Creeping Terror
    266
  81. Riding with Death
    416
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
  83. It Conquered the World
    297
  84. Devil Doll
    258
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  86. Werewolf
    562
  87. The Undead
    249
  88. Space Mutiny
    936
  89. The She-Creature
    180
  90. The Rebel Set
    166
  91. Jungle Goddess
    197
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    221
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    333
  94. The Space Children
    186
  95. The Sidehackers
    218
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    231
  97. Wild Rebels
    175
  98. The Hellcats
    121
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
  100. The Indestructible Man
    162
  101. Laserblast
    418
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    445
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    191
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    295
  105. The Phantom Planet
    232
  106. Eegah
    409
  107. The Mole People
    211
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  109. The Human Duplicators
    215
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    297
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    237
  112. The Unearthly
    209
  113. Manhunt in Space
    173
  114. Gunslinger
    169
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    242
  116. The Brute Man
    225
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    169
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    266
  119. Hercules
    160
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    228
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    210
  122. The Crawling Hand
    170
  123. The Slime People
    126
  124. Project Moonbase
    121
  125. Lost Continent
    261
  126. Cave Dwellers
    457
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  128. Space Travelers
    158
  129. City Limits
    180
  130. Operation Double 007
    245
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    281
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  133. Crash of the Moons
    178
  134. The Magic Sword
    212
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    242

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ha ha, betraying your spouses trust is fun and comical..IN VENEZUELA!


506 - Eegah - almost 6 years ago
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Oh god the shaving scene. Fellow MSTies, I have never made it through this episode because of the incredibly icky shaving.


1001 - Soultaker - about 6 years ago
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Pearl's reaction when Frank says that he's dead is a silent, three-second rebuttal to everyone who says she isn't funny.


518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 7 years ago
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If there were a list of the most anti-feminist* movies MST3k riffed, it's pretty damn likely that this would be on it. Not only do you have a looks-obsessed, vengeful "hag" (sorry, it's the archetype I'm meaning here) as the Big Bad, you also have a misogynist narrator, repeated instances of the young women begging the mercy of totally unthreatening old men (patriarchy), and a karmic system that punishes any of the young women that actually try and stand up for themselves. I mean, seriously, every female in this movie suffers a purposelessly horrible fate (though screw the old lady). Jeez, it's a friggin' feminist's nightmare,

* This word doesn't quite capture what I'm mean, but I'm feeling dumb right now and its the closest I can pluck from my head.


523 - Village of the Giants - about 6 years ago
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Not gonna lie, I would love to be at a giant duck roast. Duck is fucking delicious.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 7 years ago
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Were we supposed to feel sympathy for the 'innocent' girl? she may not have intentionally committed any crimes but she was a terrible bystander. Three people died and another three were seriously injured cause she wouldn't do anything more than be a damsel in distress. The blonde girl exonerating her at the end was only uplifting insofar as *she* was somewhat redeemed for being honest.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 6 years ago
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.


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I have to assume all the anteater-racism is because you'd have to eat ants. But if you eat ants as an anteater, I bet they're *delicious.*


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 5 years ago
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"Anybody else care for one?"
"I could use some coffee."
"Irish or Spanish?"


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 4 years ago
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even the girls who weren't pretty wanted nothing to do with the mads


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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"Put them back on."

You MONSTER! At least be honest and just tell the spirit to poke his eyes out. Having other people put your glasses on is a recipe for disaster.


420 - The Human Duplicators - almost 5 years ago
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Holy crap, I think the 'coming out as robots' sketch is a 'Chrome' reference. :O


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - almost 4 years ago
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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


806 - The Undead - over 5 years ago
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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 5 years ago
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She's just decided she's dead.


814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago
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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 5 years ago
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DO SOMETHING!


506 - Eegah - over 5 years ago
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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


209 - The Hellcats - over 5 years ago
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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago
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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


602 - Invasion USA - almost 6 years ago
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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


814 - Riding with Death - almost 6 years ago
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It's Alan Smithee's number.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 6 years ago
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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.