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Favorite Episodes

1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
   313
2. Tormented
   215
3. Ring of Terror
   185
4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
   167
5. Santa Claus
   284
6. The Sinister Urge
   209
7. Racket Girls
   165
8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
   324
9. Monster A-Go Go
   327
10. Soultaker
    357
11. King Dinosaur
    193
12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
13. Radar Secret Service
    214
14. The Skydivers
    264
15. Bloodlust
    180
16. High School Big Shot
    181
17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
18. The Beatniks
    179
19. The Crawling Eye
    251
20. The Final Sacrifice
    731
21. Teenage Strangler
    303
22. The Atomic Brain
    163
23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
24. Outlaw of Gor
    301
25. 12 to the Moon
    197
26. Invasion USA
    170
27. The Dead Talk Back
    274
28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
31. I Accuse My Parents
    392
32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
33. Hobgoblins
    375
34. Time of the Apes
    262
35. The Killer Shrews
    244
36. The Touch of Satan
    331
37. Time Chasers
    421
38. The Projected Man
    194
39. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
40. Teenage Caveman
    148
41. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
42. Bride of the Monster
    226
43. The Mad Monster
    134
44. Pod People
    541
45. Horror of Party Beach
    304
46. The Leech Woman
    227
47. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
48. San Francisco International
    251
49. Puma Man
    499
50. The Screaming Skull
    258
51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
52. Village of the Giants
    190
53. Fugitive Alien
    318
54. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
55. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
56. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
57. Prince of Space
    447
58. Robot Monster
    147
59. Swamp Diamonds
    147
60. The Corpse Vanishes
    146
61. Rocketship X-M
    273
62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
63. Rocket Attack USA
    145
64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
65. Being from Another Planet
    188
66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
67. Final Justice
    256
68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
70. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
72. The Starfighters
    227
73. The Deadly Bees
    209
74. The Violent Years
    163
75. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
76. Mitchell
    560
77. Beginning of the End
    252
78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
80. The Creeping Terror
    241
81. Riding with Death
    380
82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
83. It Conquered the World
    273
84. Devil Doll
    239
85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
86. Werewolf
    516
87. The Undead
    234
88. Space Mutiny
    868
89. The She-Creature
    167
90. The Rebel Set
    155
91. Jungle Goddess
    179
92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
93. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
94. The Space Children
    171
95. The Sidehackers
    197
96. The Deadly Mantis
    207
97. Wild Rebels
    158
98. The Hellcats
    110
99. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
100. The Indestructible Man
     151
101. Laserblast
     379
102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     407
103. Teenage Crime Wave
     175
104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     266
105. The Phantom Planet
     211
106. Eegah
     375
107. The Mole People
     193
108. The Day the Earth Froze
     261
109. The Human Duplicators
     200
110. Teenagers from Outer Space
     274
111. The Sword and the Dragon
     214
112. The Unearthly
     190
113. Manhunt in Space
     160
114. Gunslinger
     158
115. Red Zone Cuba
     221
116. The Brute Man
     208
117. Last of the Wild Horses
     157
118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     246
119. Hercules
     150
120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
     207
121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     196
122. The Crawling Hand
     152
123. The Slime People
     121
124. Project Moonbase
     110
125. Lost Continent
     235
126. Cave Dwellers
     415
127. The Amazing Colossal Man
     201
128. Space Travelers
     147
129. City Limits
     166
130. Operation Double 007
     226
131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     247
132. The Wild World of Batwoman
     225
133. Crash of the Moons
     164
134. The Magic Sword
     198
135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
     220

Recent Comments with recent replies

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago

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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.

817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 7 years ago

8 laughs

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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.

520 - Radar Secret Service - about 4 years ago

4 laughs

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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.

Blazing Saddles

511 - Gunslinger - about 3 years ago

1 laugh

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Anybody else get the impression that Blazing Saddles is a remake of this?

210 - King Dinosaur - almost 5 years ago

9 laughs

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I haven't been paying much attention, but sweet father of goddess, they have the female scientists in skirts. Women have been allowed to wear pants on expeditions since THE LATE VICTORIAN ERA.

802 - The Leech Woman - almost 5 years ago

14 laughs

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I just love that the stupid bastard husband is like 'yes, use human sacrifice to get young and hot again! YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WANT ME DEAD, THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT FOR ME!'

802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago

3 laughs

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I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*

806 - The Undead - almost 4 years ago

4 laughs

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Common feature of these old movies: SMOKING hot women flinging themselves in a fever of passion onto clammy/doughy/weedy/hideous/wooden guys. Discuss.

408 - Hercules Unchained - almost 2 years ago

3 laughs

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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.

603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 4 years ago

3 laughs

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Not saying that the music clerk was a *good* husband, of course, but 'miserly'? How much money does he even have? And does it really matter as much as 'mental torture'?

506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago

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So, all these old movies where women faint at the drop of a hat irritate me, but this one, fucking hell! SHE HAS SEEN EEGAH BEFORE. You can't even go, "well, it was a real shock, I guess," like you can some in other movies.

507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 5 years ago

16 laughs

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And then the kindly diner guy pulls off his hat to reveal his third eye and that he's part of the Martian invasion force.

Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - almost 2 years ago

2 laughs

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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!

806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago

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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.

613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago

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She's just decided she's dead.

814 - Riding with Death - over 3 years ago

3 laughs

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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.

808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago

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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.

424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago

4 laughs

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DO SOMETHING!

506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago

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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.

209 - The Hellcats - over 3 years ago

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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.

1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago

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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!

602 - Invasion USA - almost 4 years ago

3 laughs

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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!

814 - Riding with Death - about 4 years ago

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It's Alan Smithee's number.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago

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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.