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Favorite Episodes
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Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
340
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Tormented
227
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Ring of Terror
200
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Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
178
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Santa Claus
309
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The Sinister Urge
223
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Racket Girls
181
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
359
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Monster A-Go Go
359
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Soultaker
394
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King Dinosaur
207
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
711
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Radar Secret Service
233
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The Skydivers
277
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Bloodlust
193
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High School Big Shot
198
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Parts: The Clonus Horror
301
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The Beatniks
192
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The Crawling Eye
277
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The Final Sacrifice
782
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Teenage Strangler
327
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The Atomic Brain
175
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Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
354
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Outlaw of Gor
331
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12 to the Moon
214
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Invasion USA
187
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The Dead Talk Back
288
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The Amazing Transparent Man
147
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Blood Waters of Dr. Z
216
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Attack of the Giant Leeches
224
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I Accuse My Parents
428
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The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
231
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Hobgoblins
414
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Time of the Apes
290
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The Killer Shrews
264
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The Touch of Satan
360
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Time Chasers
459
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The Projected Man
209
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Earth vs. the Spider
213
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Teenage Caveman
156
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Code Name Diamond Head
195
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Bride of the Monster
246
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The Mad Monster
147
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Pod People
588
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Horror of Party Beach
330
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The Leech Woman
250
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The Giant Gila Monster
269
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San Francisco International
278
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Puma Man
543
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The Screaming Skull
291
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Godzilla vs. Megalon
332
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Village of the Giants
203
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Fugitive Alien
342
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Horrors of Spider Island
237
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The Incredible Melting Man
292
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Terror from the Year 5000
256
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Prince of Space
483
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Robot Monster
159
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Swamp Diamonds
161
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The Corpse Vanishes
157
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Rocketship X-M
297
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Invasion of the Neptune Men
251
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Rocket Attack USA
160
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Gamera vs. Guiron
265
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Being from Another Planet
200
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Gamera vs. Gaos
155
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Final Justice
276
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The Girl in Lovers Lane
235
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The Giant Spider Invasion
370
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Girl in Gold Boots
294
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Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
261
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The Starfighters
250
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The Deadly Bees
232
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The Violent Years
176
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Warrior of the Lost World
349
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Mitchell
607
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Beginning of the End
282
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
308
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The Castle of Fu Manchu
159
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The Creeping Terror
266
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Riding with Death
416
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Gamera vs. Barugon
178
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It Conquered the World
297
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Devil Doll
258
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Colossus and the Headhunters
191
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Werewolf
562
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The Undead
249
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Space Mutiny
936
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The She-Creature
180
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The Rebel Set
166
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Jungle Goddess
197
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I Was a Teenage Werewolf
221
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Night of the Blood Beast
333
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The Space Children
186
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The Sidehackers
218
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The Deadly Mantis
231
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Wild Rebels
175
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The Hellcats
121
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War of the Colossal Beast
241
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The Indestructible Man
162
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Laserblast
418
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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
445
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Teenage Crime Wave
191
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
295
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The Phantom Planet
232
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Eegah
409
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The Mole People
211
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The Day the Earth Froze
292
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The Human Duplicators
215
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Teenagers from Outer Space
297
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The Sword and the Dragon
237
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The Unearthly
209
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Manhunt in Space
173
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Gunslinger
169
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Red Zone Cuba
242
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The Brute Man
225
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Last of the Wild Horses
169
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The Beast of Yucca Flats
266
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Hercules
160
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
228
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The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
210
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The Crawling Hand
170
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The Slime People
126
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Project Moonbase
121
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Lost Continent
261
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Cave Dwellers
457
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The Amazing Colossal Man
216
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Space Travelers
158
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City Limits
180
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Operation Double 007
245
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Agent for H.A.R.M.
281
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The Wild World of Batwoman
238
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Crash of the Moons
178
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The Magic Sword
212
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Attack of the the Eye Creatures
242
Recent Comments with recent replies
Recent Riffs
415 - The Beatniks
- almost 4 years ago
Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!
814 - Riding with Death
- over 5 years ago
All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.
808 - The She-Creature
- over 5 years ago
He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.
209 - The Hellcats
- over 5 years ago
"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.
509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane
- about 6 years ago
"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.
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ha ha, betraying your spouses trust is fun and comical..IN VENEZUELA!
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Oh god the shaving scene. Fellow MSTies, I have never made it through this episode because of the incredibly icky shaving.
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Pearl's reaction when Frank says that he's dead is a silent, three-second rebuttal to everyone who says she isn't funny.
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If there were a list of the most anti-feminist* movies MST3k riffed, it's pretty damn likely that this would be on it. Not only do you have a looks-obsessed, vengeful "hag" (sorry, it's the archetype I'm meaning here) as the Big Bad, you also have a misogynist narrator, repeated instances of the young women begging the mercy of totally unthreatening old men (patriarchy), and a karmic system that punishes any of the young women that actually try and stand up for themselves. I mean, seriously, every female in this movie suffers a purposelessly horrible fate (though screw the old lady). Jeez, it's a friggin' feminist's nightmare,
* This word doesn't quite capture what I'm mean, but I'm feeling dumb right now and its the closest I can pluck from my head.
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Not gonna lie, I would love to be at a giant duck roast. Duck is fucking delicious.
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Were we supposed to feel sympathy for the 'innocent' girl? she may not have intentionally committed any crimes but she was a terrible bystander. Three people died and another three were seriously injured cause she wouldn't do anything more than be a damsel in distress. The blonde girl exonerating her at the end was only uplifting insofar as *she* was somewhat redeemed for being honest.
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.
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I have to assume all the anteater-racism is because you'd have to eat ants. But if you eat ants as an anteater, I bet they're *delicious.*
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"Anybody else care for one?"
"I could use some coffee."
"Irish or Spanish?"
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even the girls who weren't pretty wanted nothing to do with the mads
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"Put them back on."
You MONSTER! At least be honest and just tell the spirit to poke his eyes out. Having other people put your glasses on is a recipe for disaster.
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Holy crap, I think the 'coming out as robots' sketch is a 'Chrome' reference. :O