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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  2. Tormented
    218
  3. Ring of Terror
    187
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  5. Santa Claus
    286
  6. The Sinister Urge
    210
  7. Racket Girls
    167
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    328
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  10. Soultaker
    364
  11. King Dinosaur
    196
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  13. Radar Secret Service
    216
  14. The Skydivers
    266
  15. Bloodlust
    182
  16. High School Big Shot
    184
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  18. The Beatniks
    181
  19. The Crawling Eye
    252
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    734
  21. Teenage Strangler
    306
  22. The Atomic Brain
    164
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  25. 12 to the Moon
    198
  26. Invasion USA
    171
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  33. Hobgoblins
    379
  34. Time of the Apes
    265
  35. The Killer Shrews
    249
  36. The Touch of Satan
    334
  37. Time Chasers
    425
  38. The Projected Man
    196
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  40. Teenage Caveman
    149
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  42. Bride of the Monster
    227
  43. The Mad Monster
    136
  44. Pod People
    550
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  46. The Leech Woman
    229
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  48. San Francisco International
    255
  49. Puma Man
    502
  50. The Screaming Skull
    264
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  52. Village of the Giants
    191
  53. Fugitive Alien
    320
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
  57. Prince of Space
    451
  58. Robot Monster
    150
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  61. Rocketship X-M
    275
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
  65. Being from Another Planet
    190
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
  67. Final Justice
    259
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  72. The Starfighters
    230
  73. The Deadly Bees
    212
  74. The Violent Years
    167
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  76. Mitchell
    565
  77. Beginning of the End
    254
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  80. The Creeping Terror
    243
  81. Riding with Death
    381
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
  83. It Conquered the World
    277
  84. Devil Doll
    240
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  86. Werewolf
    518
  87. The Undead
    236
  88. Space Mutiny
    874
  89. The She-Creature
    168
  90. The Rebel Set
    156
  91. Jungle Goddess
    181
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  94. The Space Children
    173
  95. The Sidehackers
    201
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  97. Wild Rebels
    160
  98. The Hellcats
    110
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
  100. The Indestructible Man
    152
  101. Laserblast
    383
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    177
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  105. The Phantom Planet
    212
  106. Eegah
    378
  107. The Mole People
    196
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  109. The Human Duplicators
    201
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  112. The Unearthly
    194
  113. Manhunt in Space
    161
  114. Gunslinger
    160
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  116. The Brute Man
    209
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  119. Hercules
    151
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    197
  122. The Crawling Hand
    155
  123. The Slime People
    122
  124. Project Moonbase
    111
  125. Lost Continent
    238
  126. Cave Dwellers
    419
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    203
  128. Space Travelers
    148
  129. City Limits
    168
  130. Operation Double 007
    227
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  133. Crash of the Moons
    166
  134. The Magic Sword
    201
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    223

Recent Comments with recent replies

407 - The Killer Shrews - over 3 years ago
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"Anybody else care for one?"
"I could use some coffee."
"Irish or Spanish?"


607 - Bloodlust - over 5 years ago
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OK, the rats. Fancy rats are domesticated and far removed from their wild, aggressive, sewage encrusted, disease carrying ancestors. Besides being obviously well-fed and docile, they chose WHITE rats? Just another example of poor casting.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 7 years ago
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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


Blazing Saddles
511 - Gunslinger - over 3 years ago
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Anybody else get the impression that Blazing Saddles is a remake of this?


210 - King Dinosaur - almost 5 years ago
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I haven't been paying much attention, but sweet father of goddess, they have the female scientists in skirts. Women have been allowed to wear pants on expeditions since THE LATE VICTORIAN ERA.


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 5 years ago
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I just love that the stupid bastard husband is like 'yes, use human sacrifice to get young and hot again! YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WANT ME DEAD, THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT FOR ME!'


802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago
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I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*


806 - The Undead - about 4 years ago
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Common feature of these old movies: SMOKING hot women flinging themselves in a fever of passion onto clammy/doughy/weedy/hideous/wooden guys. Discuss.


408 - Hercules Unchained - almost 2 years ago
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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago
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Not saying that the music clerk was a *good* husband, of course, but 'miserly'? How much money does he even have? And does it really matter as much as 'mental torture'?


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - about 2 years ago
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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago
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She's just decided she's dead.


814 - Riding with Death - almost 4 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago
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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 4 years ago
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DO SOMETHING!


506 - Eegah - almost 4 years ago
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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


209 - The Hellcats - almost 4 years ago
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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 4 years ago
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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


602 - Invasion USA - about 4 years ago
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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


814 - Riding with Death - about 4 years ago
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It's Alan Smithee's number.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 4 years ago
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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.