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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    284
  2. Tormented
    193
  3. Ring of Terror
    167
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    152
  5. Santa Claus
    260
  6. The Sinister Urge
    193
  7. Racket Girls
    151
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    296
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    309
  10. Soultaker
    332
  11. King Dinosaur
    173
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    614
  13. Radar Secret Service
    191
  14. The Skydivers
    235
  15. Bloodlust
    158
  16. High School Big Shot
    163
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    241
  18. The Beatniks
    165
  19. The Crawling Eye
    226
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  21. Teenage Strangler
    281
  22. The Atomic Brain
    142
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    306
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    279
  25. 12 to the Moon
    177
  26. Invasion USA
    145
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    251
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    182
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    199
  33. Hobgoblins
    350
  34. Time of the Apes
    239
  35. The Killer Shrews
    217
  36. The Touch of Satan
    301
  37. Time Chasers
    394
  38. The Projected Man
    179
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    171
  40. Teenage Caveman
    130
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    164
  42. Bride of the Monster
    201
  43. The Mad Monster
    120
  44. Pod People
    498
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  46. The Leech Woman
    202
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    213
  48. San Francisco International
    231
  49. Puma Man
    453
  50. The Screaming Skull
    234
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    258
  52. Village of the Giants
    173
  53. Fugitive Alien
    289
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    195
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    213
  57. Prince of Space
    398
  58. Robot Monster
    133
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    136
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    129
  61. Rocketship X-M
    250
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    218
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    132
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    216
  65. Being from Another Planet
    167
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    125
  67. Final Justice
    237
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    246
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    225
  72. The Starfighters
    206
  73. The Deadly Bees
    187
  74. The Violent Years
    144
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    285
  76. Mitchell
    514
  77. Beginning of the End
    236
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    262
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    136
  80. The Creeping Terror
    223
  81. Riding with Death
    346
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    143
  83. It Conquered the World
    239
  84. Devil Doll
    216
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  86. Werewolf
    474
  87. The Undead
    212
  88. Space Mutiny
    813
  89. The She-Creature
    150
  90. The Rebel Set
    141
  91. Jungle Goddess
    155
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    169
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    273
  94. The Space Children
    146
  95. The Sidehackers
    184
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    179
  97. Wild Rebels
    141
  98. The Hellcats
    92
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  100. The Indestructible Man
    137
  101. Laserblast
    346
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    154
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  105. The Phantom Planet
    194
  106. Eegah
    349
  107. The Mole People
    169
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    235
  109. The Human Duplicators
    178
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    244
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    196
  112. The Unearthly
    175
  113. Manhunt in Space
    143
  114. Gunslinger
    140
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  116. The Brute Man
    187
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    230
  119. Hercules
    133
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    187
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    180
  122. The Crawling Hand
    136
  123. The Slime People
    103
  124. Project Moonbase
    97
  125. Lost Continent
    219
  126. Cave Dwellers
    380
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  128. Space Travelers
    131
  129. City Limits
    150
  130. Operation Double 007
    204
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    229
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    203
  133. Crash of the Moons
    140
  134. The Magic Sword
    179
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202

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802 - The Leech Woman - over 2 years ago

I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - over 1 year ago

What's that? You're a total stranger with no references, no possessions, no income, and you won't even tell us a single thing about you beyond your first name? No problem! Come live in my house for free, take my son's clothes, borrow the car, and go drive off with my teenage daughter. I'm sure it'll be fine. Oh? You don't know how to drive? No license? Never been in a car before? Well, Betty can teach you the basics. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Say, wait a sec. You're not a Russian spy or anything, are you? Nah, just kidding. Forget I asked. Go on, have fun!


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812 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures... - about 2 months ago

Is it "Schick out of shape" or "Schick out and shave?" THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 2 years ago

Well this movie was better than Warrior of the Wasteland! A title I often get confused with this one, that features the main male lead getting raped by a biker gang... Twice!


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506 - Eegah - about 2 months ago

So Arch Hall Sr (Robert Miller, "the dad"), at the time he made this movie, was actually dating Marilyn Manning (Roxie, his "daughter"). So he had his actual son date his actual girlfriend in the movie he made. Issues much?


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 2 years ago

I know I wrote this a lot, but this is truly an underappreciated episode. In fact, this may be the most criminally underappreciated episode of them all. It has my favorite MST song ever, and so many pause-the-movie, laugh-out-loud quips that it takes me five hours to watch it through. This silly movie brought out the sneaky snark. Oh, just smiley it already!


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601 - Girls Town - about 2 years ago

Every time I pass by this (and I do, it makes me foam with wrath and there are some IGNORANT, MOTHERFUCKING MISOGYNIST COMMENTS here and those leaving them SHOULD BE ASHAMED, DON'T YOU HAVE MOTHERS?) I always think of the other Girl's Town. The good one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_Town_%281996_film%29


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210 - King Dinosaur - over 5 years ago

1:10:33- I think that poor gal really smacked her head up against that rock!


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404 - Teenagers from Outer Space - almost 4 years ago

In the olfactory bit in the beginning Joel and the bots refer to that pink stuff that would cover puke at school. Do they still use that stuff or have come up with something better? I never threw up at school. Never heard about anyone doing it either. Though, many times I found the custodian cleaning up a batch in the hallway. Maybe it was the custodian's puke.


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307 - Daddy-O - almost 2 years ago

Wait one goddamn minute. Is the creepy fat guy in this movie the same creepy fat guy married to Yvette Vickers in Attack of the Giant Leeches? O.o


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618 - High School Big Shot - 7 months ago

that dad's a dirty old man if he says Betty's the best looking girl in school.
and why does every bad 50's movie have a woman named Betty in it anyway?


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415 - The Beatniks - 3 months ago

Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


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806 - The Undead - almost 2 years ago

There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


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613 - The Sinister Urge - almost 2 years ago

She's just decided she's dead.


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814 - Riding with Death - about 2 years ago

All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


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808 - The She-Creature - about 2 years ago

He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 2 years ago

DO SOMETHING!


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506 - Eegah - about 2 years ago

Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


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209 - The Hellcats - about 2 years ago

"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 2 years ago

Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


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602 - Invasion USA - over 2 years ago

I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


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814 - Riding with Death - over 2 years ago

It's Alan Smithee's number.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 2 years ago

"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.