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Favorite Episodes

  1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  2. Tormented
    215
  3. Ring of Terror
    185
  4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    167
  5. Santa Claus
    284
  6. The Sinister Urge
    209
  7. Racket Girls
    165
  8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  9. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  10. Soultaker
    357
  11. King Dinosaur
    193
  12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  13. Radar Secret Service
    214
  14. The Skydivers
    264
  15. Bloodlust
    180
  16. High School Big Shot
    181
  17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  18. The Beatniks
    179
  19. The Crawling Eye
    251
  20. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  21. Teenage Strangler
    303
  22. The Atomic Brain
    163
  23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
  24. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  25. 12 to the Moon
    197
  26. Invasion USA
    170
  27. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    136
  29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    207
  31. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  33. Hobgoblins
    375
  34. Time of the Apes
    262
  35. The Killer Shrews
    244
  36. The Touch of Satan
    331
  37. Time Chasers
    421
  38. The Projected Man
    194
  39. Earth vs. the Spider
    189
  40. Teenage Caveman
    148
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    178
  42. Bride of the Monster
    226
  43. The Mad Monster
    134
  44. Pod People
    541
  45. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  46. The Leech Woman
    227
  47. The Giant Gila Monster
    243
  48. San Francisco International
    251
  49. Puma Man
    499
  50. The Screaming Skull
    258
  51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    295
  52. Village of the Giants
    190
  53. Fugitive Alien
    318
  54. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  55. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  56. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
  57. Prince of Space
    447
  58. Robot Monster
    147
  59. Swamp Diamonds
    147
  60. The Corpse Vanishes
    146
  61. Rocketship X-M
    273
  62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234
  63. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    238
  65. Being from Another Planet
    188
  66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    143
  67. Final Justice
    256
  68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  70. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    247
  72. The Starfighters
    227
  73. The Deadly Bees
    209
  74. The Violent Years
    163
  75. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  76. Mitchell
    560
  77. Beginning of the End
    252
  78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
  80. The Creeping Terror
    241
  81. Riding with Death
    380
  82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    167
  83. It Conquered the World
    273
  84. Devil Doll
    239
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  86. Werewolf
    516
  87. The Undead
    234
  88. Space Mutiny
    868
  89. The She-Creature
    167
  90. The Rebel Set
    155
  91. Jungle Goddess
    179
  92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  93. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  94. The Space Children
    171
  95. The Sidehackers
    197
  96. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  97. Wild Rebels
    158
  98. The Hellcats
    110
  99. War of the Colossal Beast
    214
  100. The Indestructible Man
    151
  101. Laserblast
    379
  102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  103. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  105. The Phantom Planet
    211
  106. Eegah
    375
  107. The Mole People
    193
  108. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  109. The Human Duplicators
    200
  110. Teenagers from Outer Space
    274
  111. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  112. The Unearthly
    190
  113. Manhunt in Space
    160
  114. Gunslinger
    158
  115. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  116. The Brute Man
    208
  117. Last of the Wild Horses
    157
  118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  119. Hercules
    150
  120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    207
  121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  122. The Crawling Hand
    152
  123. The Slime People
    121
  124. Project Moonbase
    110
  125. Lost Continent
    235
  126. Cave Dwellers
    415
  127. The Amazing Colossal Man
    201
  128. Space Travelers
    147
  129. City Limits
    166
  130. Operation Double 007
    226
  131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  132. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  133. Crash of the Moons
    164
  134. The Magic Sword
    198
  135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220

Recent Comments with recent replies

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 7 years ago
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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 4 years ago
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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.


Blazing Saddles
511 - Gunslinger - about 3 years ago
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Anybody else get the impression that Blazing Saddles is a remake of this?


210 - King Dinosaur - almost 5 years ago
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I haven't been paying much attention, but sweet father of goddess, they have the female scientists in skirts. Women have been allowed to wear pants on expeditions since THE LATE VICTORIAN ERA.


802 - The Leech Woman - almost 5 years ago
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I just love that the stupid bastard husband is like 'yes, use human sacrifice to get young and hot again! YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WANT ME DEAD, THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT FOR ME!'


802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago
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I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*


806 - The Undead - almost 4 years ago
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Common feature of these old movies: SMOKING hot women flinging themselves in a fever of passion onto clammy/doughy/weedy/hideous/wooden guys. Discuss.


408 - Hercules Unchained - almost 2 years ago
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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 4 years ago
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Not saying that the music clerk was a *good* husband, of course, but 'miserly'? How much money does he even have? And does it really matter as much as 'mental torture'?


506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago
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So, all these old movies where women faint at the drop of a hat irritate me, but this one, fucking hell! SHE HAS SEEN EEGAH BEFORE. You can't even go, "well, it was a real shock, I guess," like you can some in other movies.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 5 years ago
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And then the kindly diner guy pulls off his hat to reveal his third eye and that he's part of the Martian invasion force.


Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - almost 2 years ago
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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!


806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago
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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago
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She's just decided she's dead.


814 - Riding with Death - over 3 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.


808 - The She-Creature - over 3 years ago
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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 3 years ago
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DO SOMETHING!


506 - Eegah - over 3 years ago
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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.


209 - The Hellcats - over 3 years ago
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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!


602 - Invasion USA - almost 4 years ago
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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!


814 - Riding with Death - about 4 years ago
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It's Alan Smithee's number.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago
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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.