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Favorite Episodes

1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
   340
2. Tormented
   227
3. Ring of Terror
   200
4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
   178
5. Santa Claus
   309
6. The Sinister Urge
   223
7. Racket Girls
   181
8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
   359
9. Monster A-Go Go
   359
10. Soultaker
    394
11. King Dinosaur
    207
12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
13. Radar Secret Service
    233
14. The Skydivers
    277
15. Bloodlust
    193
16. High School Big Shot
    198
17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    301
18. The Beatniks
    192
19. The Crawling Eye
    277
20. The Final Sacrifice
    782
21. Teenage Strangler
    327
22. The Atomic Brain
    175
23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    354
24. Outlaw of Gor
    331
25. 12 to the Moon
    214
26. Invasion USA
    187
27. The Dead Talk Back
    288
28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    147
29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    216
30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    224
31. I Accuse My Parents
    428
32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    231
33. Hobgoblins
    414
34. Time of the Apes
    290
35. The Killer Shrews
    264
36. The Touch of Satan
    360
37. Time Chasers
    459
38. The Projected Man
    209
39. Earth vs. the Spider
    213
40. Teenage Caveman
    156
41. Code Name Diamond Head
    195
42. Bride of the Monster
    246
43. The Mad Monster
    147
44. Pod People
    588
45. Horror of Party Beach
    330
46. The Leech Woman
    250
47. The Giant Gila Monster
    269
48. San Francisco International
    278
49. Puma Man
    543
50. The Screaming Skull
    291
51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    332
52. Village of the Giants
    203
53. Fugitive Alien
    342
54. Horrors of Spider Island
    237
55. The Incredible Melting Man
    292
56. Terror from the Year 5000
    256
57. Prince of Space
    483
58. Robot Monster
    159
59. Swamp Diamonds
    161
60. The Corpse Vanishes
    157
61. Rocketship X-M
    297
62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251
63. Rocket Attack USA
    160
64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    265
65. Being from Another Planet
    200
66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    155
67. Final Justice
    276
68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    235
69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    370
70. Girl in Gold Boots
    294
71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    261
72. The Starfighters
    250
73. The Deadly Bees
    232
74. The Violent Years
    176
75. Warrior of the Lost World
    349
76. Mitchell
    607
77. Beginning of the End
    282
78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    308
79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    159
80. The Creeping Terror
    266
81. Riding with Death
    416
82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    178
83. It Conquered the World
    297
84. Devil Doll
    258
85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
86. Werewolf
    562
87. The Undead
    249
88. Space Mutiny
    936
89. The She-Creature
    180
90. The Rebel Set
    166
91. Jungle Goddess
    197
92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    221
93. Night of the Blood Beast
    333
94. The Space Children
    186
95. The Sidehackers
    218
96. The Deadly Mantis
    231
97. Wild Rebels
    175
98. The Hellcats
    121
99. War of the Colossal Beast
    241
100. The Indestructible Man
     162
101. Laserblast
     418
102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     445
103. Teenage Crime Wave
     191
104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     295
105. The Phantom Planet
     232
106. Eegah
     409
107. The Mole People
     211
108. The Day the Earth Froze
     292
109. The Human Duplicators
     215
110. Teenagers from Outer Space
     297
111. The Sword and the Dragon
     237
112. The Unearthly
     209
113. Manhunt in Space
     173
114. Gunslinger
     169
115. Red Zone Cuba
     242
116. The Brute Man
     225
117. Last of the Wild Horses
     169
118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     266
119. Hercules
     160
120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
     228
121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     210
122. The Crawling Hand
     170
123. The Slime People
     126
124. Project Moonbase
     121
125. Lost Continent
     261
126. Cave Dwellers
     457
127. The Amazing Colossal Man
     216
128. Space Travelers
     158
129. City Limits
     180
130. Operation Double 007
     245
131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     281
132. The Wild World of Batwoman
     238
133. Crash of the Moons
     178
134. The Magic Sword
     212
135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
     242

Recent Comments with recent replies

707 - Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short) - almost 7 years ago

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ha ha, betraying your spouses trust is fun and comical..IN VENEZUELA!

506 - Eegah - almost 6 years ago

2 laughs

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Oh god the shaving scene. Fellow MSTies, I have never made it through this episode because of the incredibly icky shaving.

1001 - Soultaker - about 6 years ago

8 laughs

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Pearl's reaction when Frank says that he's dead is a silent, three-second rebuttal to everyone who says she isn't funny.

518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 7 years ago

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If there were a list of the most anti-feminist* movies MST3k riffed, it's pretty damn likely that this would be on it. Not only do you have a looks-obsessed, vengeful "hag" (sorry, it's the archetype I'm meaning here) as the Big Bad, you also have a misogynist narrator, repeated instances of the young women begging the mercy of totally unthreatening old men (patriarchy), and a karmic system that punishes any of the young women that actually try and stand up for themselves. I mean, seriously, every female in this movie suffers a purposelessly horrible fate (though screw the old lady). Jeez, it's a friggin' feminist's nightmare,

* This word doesn't quite capture what I'm mean, but I'm feeling dumb right now and its the closest I can pluck from my head.

523 - Village of the Giants - about 6 years ago

9 laughs

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Not gonna lie, I would love to be at a giant duck roast. Duck is fucking delicious.

522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 7 years ago

2 laughs

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Were we supposed to feel sympathy for the 'innocent' girl? she may not have intentionally committed any crimes but she was a terrible bystander. Three people died and another three were seriously injured cause she wouldn't do anything more than be a damsel in distress. The blonde girl exonerating her at the end was only uplifting insofar as *she* was somewhat redeemed for being honest.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - almost 6 years ago

4 laughs

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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.

822 - Overdrawn at the Memory Bank - over 3 years ago

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I have to assume all the anteater-racism is because you'd have to eat ants. But if you eat ants as an anteater, I bet they're *delicious.*

407 - The Killer Shrews - about 5 years ago

2 laughs

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"Anybody else care for one?"
"I could use some coffee."
"Irish or Spanish?"

407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 4 years ago

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even the girls who weren't pretty wanted nothing to do with the mads

808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago

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"Put them back on."

You MONSTER! At least be honest and just tell the spirit to poke his eyes out. Having other people put your glasses on is a recipe for disaster.

420 - The Human Duplicators - almost 5 years ago

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Holy crap, I think the 'coming out as robots' sketch is a 'Chrome' reference. :O

Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - almost 4 years ago

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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!

806 - The Undead - over 5 years ago

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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.

613 - The Sinister Urge - over 5 years ago

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She's just decided she's dead.

814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago

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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.

808 - The She-Creature - over 5 years ago

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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.

424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 5 years ago

4 laughs

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DO SOMETHING!

506 - Eegah - over 5 years ago

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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.

209 - The Hellcats - over 5 years ago

6 laughs

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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.

1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 5 years ago

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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!

602 - Invasion USA - almost 6 years ago

4 laughs

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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!

814 - Riding with Death - almost 6 years ago

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It's Alan Smithee's number.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 6 years ago

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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.