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Favorite Episodes

1. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
   317
2. Tormented
   218
3. Ring of Terror
   187
4. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
   168
5. Santa Claus
   286
6. The Sinister Urge
   210
7. Racket Girls
   167
8. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
   328
9. Monster A-Go Go
   330
10. Soultaker
    364
11. King Dinosaur
    196
12. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
13. Radar Secret Service
    216
14. The Skydivers
    266
15. Bloodlust
    182
16. High School Big Shot
    184
17. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
18. The Beatniks
    181
19. The Crawling Eye
    252
20. The Final Sacrifice
    734
21. Teenage Strangler
    306
22. The Atomic Brain
    164
23. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
24. Outlaw of Gor
    307
25. 12 to the Moon
    198
26. Invasion USA
    171
27. The Dead Talk Back
    276
28. The Amazing Transparent Man
    139
29. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    204
30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
31. I Accuse My Parents
    398
32. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
33. Hobgoblins
    379
34. Time of the Apes
    265
35. The Killer Shrews
    249
36. The Touch of Satan
    334
37. Time Chasers
    425
38. The Projected Man
    196
39. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
40. Teenage Caveman
    149
41. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
42. Bride of the Monster
    227
43. The Mad Monster
    136
44. Pod People
    550
45. Horror of Party Beach
    307
46. The Leech Woman
    229
47. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
48. San Francisco International
    255
49. Puma Man
    502
50. The Screaming Skull
    264
51. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
52. Village of the Giants
    191
53. Fugitive Alien
    320
54. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
55. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
56. Terror from the Year 5000
    235
57. Prince of Space
    451
58. Robot Monster
    150
59. Swamp Diamonds
    148
60. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
61. Rocketship X-M
    275
62. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237
63. Rocket Attack USA
    146
64. Gamera vs. Guiron
    239
65. Being from Another Planet
    190
66. Gamera vs. Gaos
    144
67. Final Justice
    259
68. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
69. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
70. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
71. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
72. The Starfighters
    230
73. The Deadly Bees
    212
74. The Violent Years
    167
75. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
76. Mitchell
    565
77. Beginning of the End
    254
78. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
79. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
80. The Creeping Terror
    243
81. Riding with Death
    381
82. Gamera vs. Barugon
    168
83. It Conquered the World
    277
84. Devil Doll
    240
85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
86. Werewolf
    518
87. The Undead
    236
88. Space Mutiny
    874
89. The She-Creature
    168
90. The Rebel Set
    156
91. Jungle Goddess
    181
92. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
93. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
94. The Space Children
    173
95. The Sidehackers
    201
96. The Deadly Mantis
    208
97. Wild Rebels
    160
98. The Hellcats
    110
99. War of the Colossal Beast
    216
100. The Indestructible Man
     152
101. Laserblast
     383
102. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
     410
103. Teenage Crime Wave
     177
104. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
     272
105. The Phantom Planet
     212
106. Eegah
     378
107. The Mole People
     196
108. The Day the Earth Froze
     268
109. The Human Duplicators
     201
110. Teenagers from Outer Space
     276
111. The Sword and the Dragon
     215
112. The Unearthly
     194
113. Manhunt in Space
     161
114. Gunslinger
     160
115. Red Zone Cuba
     222
116. The Brute Man
     209
117. Last of the Wild Horses
     158
118. The Beast of Yucca Flats
     248
119. Hercules
     151
120. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
     209
121. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
     197
122. The Crawling Hand
     155
123. The Slime People
     122
124. Project Moonbase
     111
125. Lost Continent
     238
126. Cave Dwellers
     419
127. The Amazing Colossal Man
     203
128. Space Travelers
     148
129. City Limits
     168
130. Operation Double 007
     227
131. Agent for H.A.R.M.
     251
132. The Wild World of Batwoman
     227
133. Crash of the Moons
     166
134. The Magic Sword
     201
135. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
     223

Recent Comments with recent replies

407 - The Killer Shrews - over 3 years ago

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"Anybody else care for one?"
"I could use some coffee."
"Irish or Spanish?"

607 - Bloodlust - over 5 years ago

6 laughs

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OK, the rats. Fancy rats are domesticated and far removed from their wild, aggressive, sewage encrusted, disease carrying ancestors. Besides being obviously well-fed and docile, they chose WHITE rats? Just another example of poor casting.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 4 years ago

4 laughs

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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.

817 - Horror of Party Beach - almost 7 years ago

8 laughs

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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.

520 - Radar Secret Service - over 4 years ago

4 laughs

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The guy in the short being distracted by his girlfriend's ass is a total dick. Not only does he not look before pulling out into the road because he's an inconsiderate prick, but a gentleman waits long enough to be sure that the lady he's dropping off isn't locked out, attacked by a psycho lying in wait, or whatever.

Blazing Saddles

511 - Gunslinger - over 3 years ago

1 laugh

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Anybody else get the impression that Blazing Saddles is a remake of this?

210 - King Dinosaur - almost 5 years ago

9 laughs

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I haven't been paying much attention, but sweet father of goddess, they have the female scientists in skirts. Women have been allowed to wear pants on expeditions since THE LATE VICTORIAN ERA.

802 - The Leech Woman - almost 5 years ago

14 laughs

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I just love that the stupid bastard husband is like 'yes, use human sacrifice to get young and hot again! YOU HAVE NO REASON TO WANT ME DEAD, THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT FOR ME!'

802 - The Leech Woman - about 4 years ago

3 laughs

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I love how deeply confused the lawyer is by young!June's freakout. It couldn't possibly be, oh, I don't know... GUILT? BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE IS *WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE, YOU FUCKING PIG?!*

806 - The Undead - about 4 years ago

4 laughs

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Common feature of these old movies: SMOKING hot women flinging themselves in a fever of passion onto clammy/doughy/weedy/hideous/wooden guys. Discuss.

408 - Hercules Unchained - almost 2 years ago

3 laughs

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I was just thinking about the Green Bean And French Onion Casserole Of Happiness, and how of course they stopped doing their Scandahoovian voices after a second in the theater because of course it would get annoying if they didn't, but then I realized something. There's a diegetic reason for it: of course the affects of a Casserole Of Happiness wear off IMMEDIATELY when faced with a movie this bad.

603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago

3 laughs

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Not saying that the music clerk was a *good* husband, of course, but 'miserly'? How much money does he even have? And does it really matter as much as 'mental torture'?

Recent Riffs

415 - The Beatniks - about 2 years ago

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Keep it down, some of us have to rob a store in the morning!

806 - The Undead - over 3 years ago

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There goes a *deeply* mediocre man.

613 - The Sinister Urge - over 3 years ago

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She's just decided she's dead.

814 - Riding with Death - almost 4 years ago

3 laughs

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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting. Any similarity to actual persons would be really sad.

808 - The She-Creature - almost 4 years ago

2 laughs

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He's got a list of his facial expressions taped to her back.

424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - almost 4 years ago

4 laughs

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DO SOMETHING!

506 - Eegah - almost 4 years ago

1 laugh

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Pretty hot. Kinda bloated. Gonna die soon.

209 - The Hellcats - almost 4 years ago

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"Roses are green, violets are red..."
I like to shoot heroin straight into my head.

1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 4 years ago

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Don't waste your time with the cap, DRINK!

602 - Invasion USA - about 4 years ago

3 laughs

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I really am a cowboy! We're not gay!

814 - Riding with Death - about 4 years ago

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It's Alan Smithee's number.

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 4 years ago

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"Why do we have to fight if we don't want to?"
Testosterone.