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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    271
  2. The Magic Sword
    168
  3. Invasion USA
    139
  4. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  5. Space Mutiny
    780
  6. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  7. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  9. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  10. Final Justice
    227
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    645
  12. Beginning of the End
    227
  13. The Amazing Transparent Man
    120
  14. The Amazing Colossal Man
    171
  15. 12 to the Moon
    170
  16. Revenge of the Creature
    178
  17. Hobgoblins
    331
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  19. Cave Dwellers
    356
  20. Angels' Revenge
    176
  21. Catalina Caper
    227
  22. Red Zone Cuba
    192
  23. The Starfighters
    190
  24. Hercules
    125
  25. Girls Town
    245

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This is the most asinine film.


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609 - The Skydivers - over 1 year ago

Was there something wrong with Coleman Francis?


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I lose it whenever they transform a song in the movie into a Christmas carol. When they broke out "Little Drummer Boy" I could hardly take it.


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201 - Rocketship X-M - over 1 year ago

T.V.'s Frank was the best. I watched him listing the ingredients of the "Thruster Buster" five times before I could move on. "Oven tempered mealfood" OMG he was amazing.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 1 year ago

This short is a study in the history of mansplaination in American history


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511 - Gunslinger - over 1 year ago

Tom Servo's "Naughty Song" is absolutely hilarious


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 1 year ago

Character says, "My mom's in Europe, she travels a lot."

I'd say: "You live with your MOM?"

MST3k says: [Beat] "All this AND he lives with his mom?! Wow!"

The difference between a (below-)average riff, and an MST3k riff


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303 - Pod People - over 1 year ago

Anyone noticed that Trumpy's the spitting image of Garindan from A New Hope? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Garindan


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512 - Mitchell - almost 5 years ago

I usually take mine with a ding dong in it.


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512 - Mitchell - about 1 year ago

Mitchell: The Chubby Blue Line


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Can I bench press one of you guys?


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820 - Space Mutiny - almost 5 years ago

You know a movie is bad when Mike and the Bots keep chuckling over and over *without* making jokes.


Recent Riffs

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1001 - Soultaker - about 1 year ago

I wonder if the Natalie's Bath Channel is on


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 2 years ago

Aha! Here it is. The transcripts from the Spassky-Kasparov match of '82!


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111 - Moon Zero Two - over 1 year ago

How're they making that sound, Joel?


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407 - The Killer Shrews - about 1 year ago

We'll snuggle up by the bluff and ride it out.

We most certainly will not!


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420 - The Human Duplicators - over 1 year ago

I sing the body *pathetic*


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903 - Puma Man - about 1 year ago

Thanks, Castaneda.


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1001 - Soultaker - about 1 year ago

I really do walk the line!


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1001 - Soultaker - about 1 year ago

Enjoy the balloon . . .


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I'm frightened Derek, too


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521 - Santa Claus - about 1 year ago

Has she been read her Carmen Miranda rights?


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521 - Santa Claus - about 1 year ago

How'd you like to sing at the Russian front?!


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My people thank you.
They can keep their thanks till we reach safety. Then they'll get my bill.