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Favorite Episodes
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Jack Frost
281
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The Magic Sword
177
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Invasion USA
143
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
239
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Space Mutiny
803
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Attack of the Giant Leeches
181
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
292
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The Girl in Lovers Lane
198
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Zombie Nightmare
268
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Final Justice
235
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The Final Sacrifice
660
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Beginning of the End
232
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The Amazing Transparent Man
126
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The Amazing Colossal Man
176
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12 to the Moon
175
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Revenge of the Creature
190
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Hobgoblins
349
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Horror of Party Beach
276
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Cave Dwellers
375
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Angels' Revenge
183
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Catalina Caper
241
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Red Zone Cuba
205
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The Starfighters
204
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Hercules
130
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Girls Town
254
Recent Comments with recent replies
Recent Riffs
910 - The Final Sacrifice
- almost 3 years ago
Aha! Here it is. The transcripts from the Spassky-Kasparov match of '82!
407 - The Killer Shrews
- over 1 year ago
We'll snuggle up by the bluff and ride it out.
We most certainly will not!
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This is the most asinine film.
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Was there something wrong with Coleman Francis?
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I lose it whenever they transform a song in the movie into a Christmas carol. When they broke out "Little Drummer Boy" I could hardly take it.
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T.V.'s Frank was the best. I watched him listing the ingredients of the "Thruster Buster" five times before I could move on. "Oven tempered mealfood" OMG he was amazing.
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This short is a study in the history of mansplaination in American history
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Tom Servo's "Naughty Song" is absolutely hilarious
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Character says, "My mom's in Europe, she travels a lot."
I'd say: "You live with your MOM?"
MST3k says: [Beat] "All this AND he lives with his mom?! Wow!"
The difference between a (below-)average riff, and an MST3k riff
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Anyone noticed that Trumpy's the spitting image of Garindan from A New Hope? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Garindan
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I usually take mine with a ding dong in it.
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Mitchell: The Chubby Blue Line
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Can I bench press one of you guys?
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You know a movie is bad when Mike and the Bots keep chuckling over and over *without* making jokes.