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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    286
  2. The Magic Sword
    182
  3. Invasion USA
    146
  4. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    243
  5. Space Mutiny
    818
  6. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  7. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    202
  9. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  10. Final Justice
    238
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  12. Beginning of the End
    237
  13. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  14. The Amazing Colossal Man
    182
  15. 12 to the Moon
    179
  16. Revenge of the Creature
    196
  17. Hobgoblins
    353
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    280
  19. Cave Dwellers
    385
  20. Angels' Revenge
    187
  21. Catalina Caper
    246
  22. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  23. The Starfighters
    208
  24. Hercules
    136
  25. Girls Town
    259

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Looks like I'm the only fan who really has a tough time with this short. [shrug] The jokes are more repetitive and grating than funny to me. Sure, it produces a chuckle or two ("BAGO IN CARO!") but it's no "Progress Island, USA."


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I liked the way Crow swallows cars @ 16:48.


Riff-search request
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Hey I have a problem

There's an old MST3k riff --- I can't recall whether it's in a short or a full-length film --- that's an extended pun on . . . archipelago? Atoll? Peninsula? Isthmus? I can't recall, but it has to do with a landmass by a body of water. It had me in stitches. Help?


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 2 years ago
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This is the most asinine film.


609 - The Skydivers - about 2 years ago
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Was there something wrong with Coleman Francis?


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I lose it whenever they transform a song in the movie into a Christmas carol. When they broke out "Little Drummer Boy" I could hardly take it.


201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 2 years ago
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T.V.'s Frank was the best. I watched him listing the ingredients of the "Thruster Buster" five times before I could move on. "Oven tempered mealfood" OMG he was amazing.


610 - The Violent Years - almost 2 years ago
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This short is a study in the history of mansplaination in American history


511 - Gunslinger - about 2 years ago
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Tom Servo's "Naughty Song" is absolutely hilarious


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 2 years ago
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Character says, "My mom's in Europe, she travels a lot."

I'd say: "You live with your MOM?"

MST3k says: [Beat] "All this AND he lives with his mom?! Wow!"

The difference between a (below-)average riff, and an MST3k riff


303 - Pod People - almost 2 years ago
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Anyone noticed that Trumpy's the spitting image of Garindan from A New Hope? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Garindan


Recent Riffs

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I'm joining the Shining Path


816 - Prince of Space - over 2 years ago
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[Shot of building exterior] [Seinfeld theme]


1001 - Soultaker - almost 2 years ago
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I wonder if the Natalie's Bath Channel is on


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 3 years ago
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Aha! Here it is. The transcripts from the Spassky-Kasparov match of '82!


111 - Moon Zero Two - about 2 years ago
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How're they making that sound, Joel?


407 - The Killer Shrews - almost 2 years ago
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We'll snuggle up by the bluff and ride it out.

We most certainly will not!


420 - The Human Duplicators - about 2 years ago
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I sing the body *pathetic*


903 - Puma Man - almost 2 years ago
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Thanks, Castaneda.


1001 - Soultaker - almost 2 years ago
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I really do walk the line!


1001 - Soultaker - almost 2 years ago
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Enjoy the balloon . . .


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I'm frightened Derek, too


521 - Santa Claus - almost 2 years ago
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Has she been read her Carmen Miranda rights?