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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    284
  2. The Magic Sword
    179
  3. Invasion USA
    145
  4. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    241
  5. Space Mutiny
    813
  6. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  7. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    296
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    199
  9. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  10. Final Justice
    237
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  12. Beginning of the End
    236
  13. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  14. The Amazing Colossal Man
    179
  15. 12 to the Moon
    177
  16. Revenge of the Creature
    192
  17. Hobgoblins
    350
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    278
  19. Cave Dwellers
    380
  20. Angels' Revenge
    186
  21. Catalina Caper
    243
  22. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  23. The Starfighters
    206
  24. Hercules
    133
  25. Girls Town
    258

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Looks like I'm the only fan who really has a tough time with this short. [shrug] The jokes are more repetitive and grating than funny to me. Sure, it produces a chuckle or two ("BAGO IN CARO!") but it's no "Progress Island, USA."


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I liked the way Crow swallows cars @ 16:48.


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Forum - 29 days ago

Hey I have a problem

There's an old MST3k riff --- I can't recall whether it's in a short or a full-length film --- that's an extended pun on . . . archipelago? Atoll? Peninsula? Isthmus? I can't recall, but it has to do with a landmass by a body of water. It had me in stitches. Help?


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This is the most asinine film.


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609 - The Skydivers - almost 2 years ago

Was there something wrong with Coleman Francis?


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I lose it whenever they transform a song in the movie into a Christmas carol. When they broke out "Little Drummer Boy" I could hardly take it.


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201 - Rocketship X-M - almost 2 years ago

T.V.'s Frank was the best. I watched him listing the ingredients of the "Thruster Buster" five times before I could move on. "Oven tempered mealfood" OMG he was amazing.


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610 - The Violent Years - almost 2 years ago

This short is a study in the history of mansplaination in American history


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511 - Gunslinger - almost 2 years ago

Tom Servo's "Naughty Song" is absolutely hilarious


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 2 years ago

Character says, "My mom's in Europe, she travels a lot."

I'd say: "You live with your MOM?"

MST3k says: [Beat] "All this AND he lives with his mom?! Wow!"

The difference between a (below-)average riff, and an MST3k riff


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303 - Pod People - almost 2 years ago

Anyone noticed that Trumpy's the spitting image of Garindan from A New Hope? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Garindan


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I'm joining the Shining Path


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816 - Prince of Space - over 2 years ago

[Shot of building exterior] [Seinfeld theme]


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1001 - Soultaker - over 1 year ago

I wonder if the Natalie's Bath Channel is on


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 3 years ago

Aha! Here it is. The transcripts from the Spassky-Kasparov match of '82!


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111 - Moon Zero Two - almost 2 years ago

How're they making that sound, Joel?


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407 - The Killer Shrews - over 1 year ago

We'll snuggle up by the bluff and ride it out.

We most certainly will not!


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420 - The Human Duplicators - almost 2 years ago

I sing the body *pathetic*


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903 - Puma Man - over 1 year ago

Thanks, Castaneda.


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1001 - Soultaker - over 1 year ago

I really do walk the line!


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1001 - Soultaker - over 1 year ago

Enjoy the balloon . . .


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I'm frightened Derek, too


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521 - Santa Claus - over 1 year ago

Has she been read her Carmen Miranda rights?