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Favorite Episodes

  1. Jack Frost
    294
  2. The Magic Sword
    190
  3. Invasion USA
    153
  4. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    250
  5. Space Mutiny
    831
  6. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  7. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  8. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  9. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  10. Final Justice
    245
  11. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  12. Beginning of the End
    240
  13. The Amazing Transparent Man
    130
  14. The Amazing Colossal Man
    186
  15. 12 to the Moon
    182
  16. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  17. Hobgoblins
    362
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  19. Cave Dwellers
    389
  20. Angels' Revenge
    190
  21. Catalina Caper
    246
  22. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  23. The Starfighters
    213
  24. Hercules
    138
  25. Girls Town
    266

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622 - Angels' Revenge - almost 3 years ago
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No joke at "Pat Buttram" in the opening credits? Too bad.


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Looks like I'm the only fan who really has a tough time with this short. [shrug] The jokes are more repetitive and grating than funny to me. Sure, it produces a chuckle or two ("BAGO IN CARO!") but it's no "Progress Island, USA."


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I liked the way Crow swallows cars @ 16:48.


Riff-search request
Forum - 6 months ago
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Hey I have a problem

There's an old MST3k riff --- I can't recall whether it's in a short or a full-length film --- that's an extended pun on . . . archipelago? Atoll? Peninsula? Isthmus? I can't recall, but it has to do with a landmass by a body of water. It had me in stitches. Help?


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - about 2 years ago
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This is the most asinine film.


609 - The Skydivers - over 2 years ago
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Was there something wrong with Coleman Francis?


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I lose it whenever they transform a song in the movie into a Christmas carol. When they broke out "Little Drummer Boy" I could hardly take it.


201 - Rocketship X-M - about 2 years ago
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T.V.'s Frank was the best. I watched him listing the ingredients of the "Thruster Buster" five times before I could move on. "Oven tempered mealfood" OMG he was amazing.


610 - The Violent Years - about 2 years ago
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This short is a study in the history of mansplaination in American history


511 - Gunslinger - over 2 years ago
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Tom Servo's "Naughty Song" is absolutely hilarious


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 2 years ago
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Character says, "My mom's in Europe, she travels a lot."

I'd say: "You live with your MOM?"

MST3k says: [Beat] "All this AND he lives with his mom?! Wow!"

The difference between a (below-)average riff, and an MST3k riff


Recent Riffs

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I'm joining the Shining Path


816 - Prince of Space - almost 3 years ago
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[Shot of building exterior] [Seinfeld theme]


1001 - Soultaker - about 2 years ago
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I wonder if the Natalie's Bath Channel is on


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 3 years ago
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Aha! Here it is. The transcripts from the Spassky-Kasparov match of '82!


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 2 years ago
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How're they making that sound, Joel?


407 - The Killer Shrews - about 2 years ago
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We'll snuggle up by the bluff and ride it out.

We most certainly will not!


420 - The Human Duplicators - over 2 years ago
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I sing the body *pathetic*


903 - Puma Man - about 2 years ago
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Thanks, Castaneda.


1001 - Soultaker - about 2 years ago
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I really do walk the line!


1001 - Soultaker - about 2 years ago
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Enjoy the balloon . . .


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I'm frightened Derek, too


521 - Santa Claus - about 2 years ago
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Has she been read her Carmen Miranda rights?