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Aquabreeze
In DC/St. Pete, Florida

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Girl in Gold Boots
    273
  2. Space Mutiny
    884
  3. Pod People
    557
  4. The Final Sacrifice
    741
  5. The Giant Spider Invasion
    337
  6. Catalina Caper
    262
  7. Lost Continent
    241
  8. Wild Rebels
    164
  9. The Sinister Urge
    213
  10. The Starfighters
    234
  11. Laserblast
    388
  12. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    221
  13. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    670
  14. Mitchell
    570
  15. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    414

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God, what a dull film. You have a killer lizard based on alien DNA, meteorites and native american legends- and the filmmakers somehow made that boring.


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A movie about two drifters where they drift to exactly one town and then go back home.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 4 years ago
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Watching this again, I'm beginning to wonder if maybe the *actors* had a thing and that's where all the Bix/Danny vibes come from.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - 8 months ago
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Let this movie serve as a lesson to us all: if the audience can't hear what you're saying, nothing matters. Invest in a good microphone and know how to use it. ...Looking at you, most of YouTube.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - 9 months ago
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Maybe this makes me a pretentious twerp, but I quite like the interpretative dance but in the short, I think it's beautiful and artful: it makes me consider looking so me acts up somewhere.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 8 months ago
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I can't believe this riff never made it in: [To the tune of Teenage Wasteland by the Who] Teenage Criiiiime Waaaaave! It's only teeeenage crime waaaaave


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This has the same audio quality of an early X-Files episode- and all the nonsense of the worst of the X-Files. ...was this supposed to be X-Files for Kids? Because it's just as horrifying as that concept could be. (Rest in peace Miffy the cat and Sparkles the dog.)


202 - The Sidehackers - 9 months ago
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Fun fact: An anime was made about this sport. (Seriously.) https://myanimelist.net/anime/36009/Two_Car It's available to watch on Crunchyroll as of this writing!


310 - Fugitive Alien - almost 5 years ago
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Sandy Frank presents her own personal hell!


612 - The Starfighters - about 4 years ago
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That Servo Academy acapella piece was lovely. Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for acapella choral music but I found myself enjoying it unironically.


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - over 2 years ago
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I'm just speechless that they made a Trump joke (1:20:46) that's still relevant more than 20 year later.


304 - Gamera vs. Barugon - almost 3 years ago
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"This is what happened because we wanted so much wealth" "So, what's going to happen to DONALD TRUMP ?"


Recent Riffs

207 - Wild Rebels - over 4 years ago
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Here's the people with the really bad agents...


209 - The Hellcats - over 4 years ago
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I think this is the day the music died, guys.


209 - The Hellcats - over 4 years ago
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Jackets from the Sunny Bono collection!


517 - Beginning of the End - over 4 years ago
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"Ms. Mansfield?"


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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His arm looks like it's carved out of lard.


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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Grumpy old losers!


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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Ignore the blood here...


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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"Will I look good in short shorts?"


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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Quick, climb a tree! Trucks can't climb trees!


910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 5 years ago
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You, uh, got a preference about where you want us to kill ya, eh?