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  1. San Francisco International
    251
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    407
  3. Jack Frost
    317
  4. Mitchell
    560
  5. Space Mutiny
    868
  6. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    203
  7. Track of the Moon Beast
    268
  8. Time Chasers
    421
  9. The Final Sacrifice
    731
  10. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    313
  11. The Leech Woman
    227
  12. Terror from the Year 5000
    233
  13. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    215
  14. The Deadly Bees
    209
  15. Hobgoblins
    375
  16. Werewolf
    516
  17. Prince of Space
    447
  18. Diabolik
    203
  19. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    286
  20. Riding with Death
    380
  21. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    247
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    323
  24. The Giant Spider Invasion
    332
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    267
  26. The Brute Man
    208
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    331
  28. Angels' Revenge
    202
  29. Future War
    251
  30. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    188
  31. Time of the Apes
    262
  32. Soultaker
    357
  33. Puma Man
    499
  34. Master Ninja I
    247
  35. Master Ninja II
    153
  36. The Mole People
    193
  37. Pod People
    541
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    301
  39. Warrior of the Lost World
    315
  40. The Touch of Satan
    331
  41. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    266
  42. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    269
  43. Bloodlust
    180
  44. Laserblast
    379
  45. Final Justice
    256
  46. Teenage Strangler
    303
  47. The Dead Talk Back
    274
  48. The Space Children
    171
  49. The Phantom Planet
    211
  50. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  51. Zombie Nightmare
    292
  52. Devil Doll
    239
  53. Devil Fish
    245
  54. Operation Double 007
    226
  55. The Skydivers
    264
  56. Escape 2000
    245
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    175
  58. Beginning of the End
    252
  59. Racket Girls
    165
  60. Night of the Blood Beast
    304
  61. Eegah
    375
  62. Revenge of the Creature
    212
  63. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    246
  64. I Accuse My Parents
    392
  65. The Projected Man
    194
  66. Gorgo
    164
  67. The Day the Earth Froze
    261
  68. The Screaming Skull
    258
  69. The Undead
    234
  70. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  71. The Unearthly
    190
  72. It Lives by Night
    167
  73. Horror of Party Beach
    304
  74. City Limits
    166
  75. Space Travelers
    147
  76. Village of the Giants
    190
  77. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    266
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    217
  79. The Human Duplicators
    200
  80. Girls Town
    280
  81. Monster A-Go Go
    327
  82. Girl in Gold Boots
    267
  83. Kitten with a Whip
    147
  84. The Killer Shrews
    244
  85. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  86. 12 to the Moon
    197
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    251
  88. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    145
  89. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    217
  90. Alien from L.A.
    265
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  92. High School Big Shot
    181
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    220
  94. Gamera
    232
  95. The Hellcats
    110
  96. Squirm
    227
  97. Hamlet
    174
  98. Danger! Death Ray
    448
  99. Invasion USA
    170
  100. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    192
  102. Untamed Youth
    131
  103. The Wild World of Batwoman
    225
  104. First Spaceship on Venus
    150
  105. Radar Secret Service
    214
  106. Fugitive Alien
    318
  107. Red Zone Cuba
    221
  108. The Crawling Eye
    251
  109. The She-Creature
    167
  110. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    44
  111. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    234

Recent Comments with recent replies

909 - Gorgo - over 3 years ago
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Very few of the Dorkin riffs hit the mark in this episode.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 4 years ago
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They went to the Biography riffing well a few too many times in this one. Seemed a bit lazy to handle all the Peter Graves' screen time that way . All in all a pretty good episode though, plenty of lol moments.


324 - Master Ninja II - almost 6 years ago
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She's Skeletor's sister.


909 - Gorgo - over 5 years ago
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They got into port and everyone was okay. They went out for lunch and felt better!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 7 years ago
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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 5 years ago
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Is it just me or is California Lady actually not that bad, and actually kinda catchy?


601 - Girls Town - over 5 years ago
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Hang on...This is just a genuinely good movie? I mean yeah the 50's equivalent Buffy-speak s absurd but the characters are all well developed and decently portrayed and the plot is compelling. It's way better than, say, Now You See Me (which really needs to be torn apart - I guess more likely to be by RiffTrax)


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 4 years ago
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The writing and riffing for the films gets so much better with Mike and crew, but I still find myself skipping the Pearl segments at the beginning because they just aren't funny.


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An Yngwie Malmsteen reference, I love it!


Recent Riffs

401 - Space Travelers - about 3 years ago
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"What are the numbers, Tony?"
-Uh, Cleveland 8, Cincinnati 4


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 4 years ago
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The sky is as clear as Gary, Indiana.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 3 years ago
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This guy's breakin' hearts all over the map!


324 - Master Ninja II - over 3 years ago
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Suddenly she's a ninja groupie.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 3 years ago
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I'll bet Holiday Inn has a policy on this kind of stuff.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 3 years ago
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You kiss better than the union boss.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 3 years ago
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What, did Lee snap a cyanide capsule in his mouth?


322 - Master Ninja I - over 3 years ago
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What, now he's a Wallenda?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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Mike, can you inject me into this film?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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Meanwhile, Singapore suffers through a severe dancer shortage.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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I've gotta go back and get Camryn Manheim, it may take awhile.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 3 years ago
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They must've filmed this during an eclipse.