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  1. San Francisco International
    270
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    430
  3. Jack Frost
    340
  4. Mitchell
    588
  5. Space Mutiny
    912
  6. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    211
  7. Track of the Moon Beast
    287
  8. Time Chasers
    442
  9. The Final Sacrifice
    764
  10. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    331
  11. The Leech Woman
    242
  12. Terror from the Year 5000
    251
  13. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    225
  14. The Deadly Bees
    223
  15. Hobgoblins
    401
  16. Werewolf
    543
  17. Prince of Space
    468
  18. Diabolik
    213
  19. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  20. Riding with Death
    400
  21. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    267
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    694
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    338
  24. The Giant Spider Invasion
    356
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
    281
  26. The Brute Man
    220
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    344
  28. Angels' Revenge
    214
  29. Future War
    270
  30. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    205
  31. Time of the Apes
    281
  32. Soultaker
    383
  33. Puma Man
    527
  34. Master Ninja I
    259
  35. Master Ninja II
    163
  36. The Mole People
    206
  37. Pod People
    571
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    326
  39. Warrior of the Lost World
    337
  40. The Touch of Satan
    349
  41. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    290
  42. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    279
  43. Bloodlust
    189
  44. Laserblast
    403
  45. Final Justice
    271
  46. Teenage Strangler
    323
  47. The Dead Talk Back
    285
  48. The Space Children
    184
  49. The Phantom Planet
    227
  50. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    348
  51. Zombie Nightmare
    307
  52. Devil Doll
    247
  53. Devil Fish
    262
  54. Operation Double 007
    237
  55. The Skydivers
    274
  56. Escape 2000
    262
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    190
  58. Beginning of the End
    277
  59. Racket Girls
    178
  60. Night of the Blood Beast
    322
  61. Eegah
    392
  62. Revenge of the Creature
    232
  63. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    260
  64. I Accuse My Parents
    413
  65. The Projected Man
    206
  66. Gorgo
    178
  67. The Day the Earth Froze
    280
  68. The Screaming Skull
    283
  69. The Undead
    247
  70. The Deadly Mantis
    221
  71. The Unearthly
    205
  72. It Lives by Night
    172
  73. Horror of Party Beach
    320
  74. City Limits
    172
  75. Space Travelers
    154
  76. Village of the Giants
    201
  77. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    286
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    233
  79. The Human Duplicators
    211
  80. Girls Town
    295
  81. Monster A-Go Go
    348
  82. Girl in Gold Boots
    284
  83. Kitten with a Whip
    153
  84. The Killer Shrews
    259
  85. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    160
  86. 12 to the Moon
    209
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    266
  88. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    153
  89. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    228
  90. Alien from L.A.
    280
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    226
  92. High School Big Shot
    192
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    233
  94. Gamera
    249
  95. The Hellcats
    114
  96. Squirm
    241
  97. Hamlet
    178
  98. Danger! Death Ray
    480
  99. Invasion USA
    181
  100. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    209
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    209
  102. Untamed Youth
    137
  103. The Wild World of Batwoman
    234
  104. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  105. Radar Secret Service
    229
  106. Fugitive Alien
    330
  107. Red Zone Cuba
    230
  108. The Crawling Eye
    268
  109. The She-Creature
    176
  110. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    47
  111. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    245

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909 - Gorgo - almost 5 years ago
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Very few of the Dorkin riffs hit the mark in this episode.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 5 years ago
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They went to the Biography riffing well a few too many times in this one. Seemed a bit lazy to handle all the Peter Graves' screen time that way . All in all a pretty good episode though, plenty of lol moments.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 7 years ago
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She's Skeletor's sister.


909 - Gorgo - over 6 years ago
10 laughs

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They got into port and everyone was okay. They went out for lunch and felt better!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - almost 8 years ago
10 laughs

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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 6 years ago
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Is it just me or is California Lady actually not that bad, and actually kinda catchy?


601 - Girls Town - over 6 years ago
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Hang on...This is just a genuinely good movie? I mean yeah the 50's equivalent Buffy-speak s absurd but the characters are all well developed and decently portrayed and the plot is compelling. It's way better than, say, Now You See Me (which really needs to be torn apart - I guess more likely to be by RiffTrax)


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - over 5 years ago
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The writing and riffing for the films gets so much better with Mike and crew, but I still find myself skipping the Pearl segments at the beginning because they just aren't funny.


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An Yngwie Malmsteen reference, I love it!


Recent Riffs

802 - The Leech Woman - almost 5 years ago
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Still, this is better than 'Congo.'


401 - Space Travelers - about 4 years ago
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"What are the numbers, Tony?"
-Uh, Cleveland 8, Cincinnati 4


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 5 years ago
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The sky is as clear as Gary, Indiana.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 4 years ago
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This guy's breakin' hearts all over the map!


324 - Master Ninja II - over 4 years ago
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Suddenly she's a ninja groupie.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 4 years ago
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I'll bet Holiday Inn has a policy on this kind of stuff.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 4 years ago
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You kiss better than the union boss.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 4 years ago
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What, did Lee snap a cyanide capsule in his mouth?


322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago
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What, now he's a Wallenda?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 5 years ago
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Mike, can you inject me into this film?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 5 years ago
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Meanwhile, Singapore suffers through a severe dancer shortage.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 5 years ago
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I've gotta go back and get Camryn Manheim, it may take awhile.