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Favorite Episodes

  1. San Francisco International
    258
  2. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  3. Jack Frost
    325
  4. Mitchell
    569
  5. Space Mutiny
    879
  6. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    205
  7. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  8. Time Chasers
    424
  9. The Final Sacrifice
    736
  10. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  11. The Leech Woman
    233
  12. Terror from the Year 5000
    237
  13. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  14. The Deadly Bees
    212
  15. Hobgoblins
    383
  16. Werewolf
    520
  17. Prince of Space
    449
  18. Diabolik
    207
  19. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  20. Riding with Death
    381
  21. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    254
  22. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  23. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  24. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  25. The Incredible Melting Man
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  26. The Brute Man
    213
  27. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  28. Angels' Revenge
    204
  29. Future War
    257
  30. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  31. Time of the Apes
    270
  32. Soultaker
    365
  33. Puma Man
    503
  34. Master Ninja I
    249
  35. Master Ninja II
    155
  36. The Mole People
    198
  37. Pod People
    554
  38. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  39. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  40. The Touch of Satan
    336
  41. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  42. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  43. Bloodlust
    183
  44. Laserblast
    385
  45. Final Justice
    260
  46. Teenage Strangler
    306
  47. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  48. The Space Children
    175
  49. The Phantom Planet
    213
  50. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    331
  51. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  52. Devil Doll
    242
  53. Devil Fish
    251
  54. Operation Double 007
    229
  55. The Skydivers
    267
  56. Escape 2000
    249
  57. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  58. Beginning of the End
    257
  59. Racket Girls
    170
  60. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  61. Eegah
    380
  62. Revenge of the Creature
    219
  63. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  64. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  65. The Projected Man
    198
  66. Gorgo
    168
  67. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  68. The Screaming Skull
    265
  69. The Undead
    237
  70. The Deadly Mantis
    208
  71. The Unearthly
    197
  72. It Lives by Night
    169
  73. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  74. City Limits
    168
  75. Space Travelers
    148
  76. Village of the Giants
    191
  77. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  78. Horrors of Spider Island
    220
  79. The Human Duplicators
    203
  80. Girls Town
    284
  81. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  82. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  83. Kitten with a Whip
    150
  84. The Killer Shrews
    250
  85. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  86. 12 to the Moon
    199
  87. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  88. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  89. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  90. Alien from L.A.
    271
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  92. High School Big Shot
    185
  93. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    225
  94. Gamera
    239
  95. The Hellcats
    111
  96. Squirm
    232
  97. Hamlet
    175
  98. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  99. Invasion USA
    172
  100. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    203
  101. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    194
  102. Untamed Youth
    132
  103. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  104. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  105. Radar Secret Service
    219
  106. Fugitive Alien
    324
  107. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  108. The Crawling Eye
    256
  109. The She-Creature
    170
  110. Legend of the Dinosaurs
    46
  111. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239

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909 - Gorgo - about 4 years ago
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Very few of the Dorkin riffs hit the mark in this episode.


811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - almost 5 years ago
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They went to the Biography riffing well a few too many times in this one. Seemed a bit lazy to handle all the Peter Graves' screen time that way . All in all a pretty good episode though, plenty of lol moments.


324 - Master Ninja II - over 6 years ago
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She's Skeletor's sister.


909 - Gorgo - almost 6 years ago
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They got into port and everyone was okay. They went out for lunch and felt better!


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - about 7 years ago
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I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - about 5 years ago
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Is it just me or is California Lady actually not that bad, and actually kinda catchy?


601 - Girls Town - over 5 years ago
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Hang on...This is just a genuinely good movie? I mean yeah the 50's equivalent Buffy-speak s absurd but the characters are all well developed and decently portrayed and the plot is compelling. It's way better than, say, Now You See Me (which really needs to be torn apart - I guess more likely to be by RiffTrax)


809 - I Was a Teenage Werewolf - almost 5 years ago
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The writing and riffing for the films gets so much better with Mike and crew, but I still find myself skipping the Pearl segments at the beginning because they just aren't funny.


614 - San Francisco International - almost 5 years ago
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An Yngwie Malmsteen reference, I love it!


Recent Riffs

401 - Space Travelers - over 3 years ago
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"What are the numbers, Tony?"
-Uh, Cleveland 8, Cincinnati 4


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - almost 5 years ago
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The sky is as clear as Gary, Indiana.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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This guy's breakin' hearts all over the map!


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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Suddenly she's a ninja groupie.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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I'll bet Holiday Inn has a policy on this kind of stuff.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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You kiss better than the union boss.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 4 years ago
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What, did Lee snap a cyanide capsule in his mouth?


322 - Master Ninja I - about 4 years ago
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What, now he's a Wallenda?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 4 years ago
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Mike, can you inject me into this film?


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 4 years ago
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Meanwhile, Singapore suffers through a severe dancer shortage.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 4 years ago
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I've gotta go back and get Camryn Manheim, it may take awhile.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 4 years ago
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They must've filmed this during an eclipse.