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  1. Girls Town
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  2. Riding with Death
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1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 4 years ago
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during the dune buggy scene the girl forgot to go "wheeeee!!!!!" (eegah reference)


210 - King Dinosaur - over 4 years ago
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Am I the only one who liked Joel's poem? It's oddly touching. I always wondered if it was from something or if they wrote it.


402 - The Giant Gila Monster - almost 3 years ago
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Let me tell you something pin-beak, your mouthwash just. Ain't. Makin' it...


Forum - almost 3 years ago
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Is it weird that I'm rooting for the Indians so that my MST Cubs references don't go out of date?


WAiT: Grand Theft Torgo
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Which movie/movie character here would make a "great" videogame conversion? (I know there actually was a Torgo videogame that sucked)
But in my game, Torgo would charge down hallways, albeit slowly, and collect "fist" power-ups. In the end he goes to the land of unappreciated henchmen.


FIGHT!
Forum - over 3 years ago
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If there was a Street Fighter or Smash Bros-style MST3K game, who would the fighters be and what would they do for special attacks?

I would fight with Rowsdower and use the "Rowsdowerrr!" Troy assist CONSTANTLY.


Favorite underrated MST3K episode?
Forum - over 3 years ago
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Sorry if this has been covered already: What is your favorite MST3K episode that might not be in that coveted 200+ laugh range?
I absolutely LOVE the Hamlet episode. I could get all poetic and weepy about it, but I'm just gonna say that the jokes are HILARIOUS and always manages to cheer me up ...the jokes, I mean...not the inevitable "Rocks fall; everyone dies"
The Starfighters is another episode that I thoroughly enjoy.

Now, tell me your low score fave!


609 - The Skydivers - about 7 years ago
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Planning trip to our nation's solar system.


What is the episode you've seen the most times?
Forum - over 3 years ago
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And..............nnGo.


If only for 2 hours.
Forum - over 3 years ago
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I love to hate Shia Thebeef as much as anyone. But, for those of you that might watch a good movie, "Lawless" (screenplay by Nick FREAKING Cave) makes him seem like an actor.


Just a final thought about the reboot
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Since Joel has said that he conceived of MST3K as an ongoing project, like SNL, I'd throw in that, IMHO, this could have happened with the original version but Comedy Central killed the show through over-exposure. There was a long time in the early '90s that the show was on three times a day (as Comedy Central didn't have anything else to hang its hat on). Nothing can remain fresh with that kind of saturation. Obviously, it went on, but (also IMHO) the show only limped along on SyFy, a very minor cable channel. I hope Joel can now see his concept fully realized.


Recent Riffs

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Deblau?


814 - Riding with Death - about 7 years ago
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Sir, I'll have you know chittlings kept my family alive during the war.


814 - Riding with Death - about 7 years ago
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Shut up! Everybody shut up!


814 - Riding with Death - about 7 years ago
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Woah, the acid kicked in.


601 - Girls Town - about 7 years ago
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How would you like it if somebody picked your apples!