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Smokingspoon - over 2 years ago
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I wanna go to europe!


The Princess Elizena - almost 4 years ago
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And I can't find my brush!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  2. Space Mutiny
    887
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  4. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  5. San Francisco International
    262
  6. Soultaker
    369
  7. Tormented
    220
  8. 12 to the Moon
    202
  9. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  10. Escape 2000
    252
  11. High School Big Shot
    186
  12. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    253
  13. Riding with Death
    386
  14. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  15. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  16. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  17. Gorgo
    171
  18. The Leech Woman
    235
  19. The Magic Sword
    205
  20. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    170
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  22. Teenage Strangler
    309
  23. Alien from L.A.
    275
  24. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  25. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  26. Santa Claus
    289
  27. The Indestructible Man
    157
  28. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  29. The Starfighters
    234
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  31. Beginning of the End
    262
  32. Time Chasers
    429
  33. Girls Town
    284
  34. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  35. The She-Creature
    172
  36. The Creeping Terror
    246
  37. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  38. The Atomic Brain
    169
  39. Laserblast
    390
  40. Being from Another Planet
    195
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  42. The Deadly Mantis
    212
  43. Devil Fish
    253
  44. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  45. It Conquered the World
    286
  46. It Lives by Night
    171
  47. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  48. The Rebel Set
    160
  49. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  50. The Sinister Urge
    215
  51. Racket Girls
    170
  52. Jack Frost
    329
  53. Terror from the Year 5000
    242
  54. Final Justice
    260
  55. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  56. Puma Man
    509
  57. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  58. Werewolf
    525
  59. The Deadly Bees
    214
  60. Eegah
    386
  61. The Screaming Skull
    269

Recent Comments with recent replies

603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 4 years ago
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When Renee is changing clothes and in her negligee, Mike says "So round, so firm, so fully packed." Kind of a throw away line and not all that funny. But it's actually a line from a John Hartford song called "The Golden Globe Award". Listen to that song and the line instantly becomes a classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gw3Dc-EXmo


521 - Santa Claus - over 5 years ago
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Why is it up to Santa to fight the devil? Isn't that more Jesus' jurisdiction? Maybe an angel or something...


803 - The Mole People - almost 4 years ago
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Good-looking women do not make it out of this movie alive.


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 3 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 1 year ago
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Goofy horror rip-off of 'Rebecca.'


414 - Tormented - almost 4 years ago
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I love Sandy.


512 - Mitchell - over 2 years ago
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This was the last episode I ever watched. No Joel, no MST3K. Mike is such a smarmy douche.


The Wost Film of MST3K?
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 4 years ago
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A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


Recent Riffs

913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 3 years ago
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"Cat heads, for the rats!"


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I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal-dopple.


414 - Tormented - over 3 years ago
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"I've been acquainted with the night!"


614 - San Francisco International - about 5 years ago
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My Job. My way. Mylanta.