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Smokingspoon - over 2 years ago
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I wanna go to europe!


The Princess Elizena - about 4 years ago
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And I can't find my brush!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  2. Space Mutiny
    902
  3. Horror of Party Beach
    316
  4. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  5. San Francisco International
    268
  6. Soultaker
    376
  7. Tormented
    225
  8. 12 to the Moon
    207
  9. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  10. Escape 2000
    257
  11. High School Big Shot
    191
  12. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  13. Riding with Death
    396
  14. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    172
  15. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203
  16. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
  17. Gorgo
    177
  18. The Leech Woman
    241
  19. The Magic Sword
    208
  20. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    284
  22. Teenage Strangler
    318
  23. Alien from L.A.
    276
  24. Teenagers from Outer Space
    287
  25. Colossus and the Headhunters
    182
  26. Santa Claus
    298
  27. The Indestructible Man
    160
  28. The Final Sacrifice
    754
  29. The Starfighters
    238
  30. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  31. Beginning of the End
    271
  32. Time Chasers
    436
  33. Girls Town
    290
  34. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    428
  35. The She-Creature
    172
  36. The Creeping Terror
    248
  37. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    227
  38. The Atomic Brain
    171
  39. Laserblast
    400
  40. Being from Another Planet
    196
  41. Code Name Diamond Head
    187
  42. The Deadly Mantis
    219
  43. Devil Fish
    260
  44. Quest of the Delta Knights
    261
  45. It Conquered the World
    294
  46. It Lives by Night
    172
  47. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  48. The Rebel Set
    162
  49. The Giant Spider Invasion
    351
  50. The Sinister Urge
    219
  51. Racket Girls
    176
  52. Jack Frost
    336
  53. Terror from the Year 5000
    248
  54. Final Justice
    269
  55. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    288
  56. Puma Man
    519
  57. Zombie Nightmare
    306
  58. Werewolf
    537
  59. The Deadly Bees
    223
  60. Eegah
    390
  61. The Screaming Skull
    278

Recent Comments with recent replies

603 - The Dead Talk Back - over 4 years ago
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When Renee is changing clothes and in her negligee, Mike says "So round, so firm, so fully packed." Kind of a throw away line and not all that funny. But it's actually a line from a John Hartford song called "The Golden Globe Award". Listen to that song and the line instantly becomes a classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gw3Dc-EXmo


521 - Santa Claus - almost 6 years ago
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Why is it up to Santa to fight the devil? Isn't that more Jesus' jurisdiction? Maybe an angel or something...


803 - The Mole People - about 4 years ago
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Good-looking women do not make it out of this movie alive.


Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


912 - The Screaming Skull - almost 2 years ago
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Goofy horror rip-off of 'Rebecca.'


414 - Tormented - about 4 years ago
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I love Sandy.


512 - Mitchell - almost 3 years ago
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This was the last episode I ever watched. No Joel, no MST3K. Mike is such a smarmy douche.


The Wost Film of MST3K?
621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago
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A lot of people wonder what the WORST film they ever did on MST3K was. IMO, there are five films which are so bad, they've fallen completely off the scale of composition, thoughtfulness, or simple good taste. These films are so bad, they each represent a singular atrocity, and to prioritize any one over the other is to neglect them all. They are, in no particular order:

The Beast of Yucca Flats
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Monster-A-Go-Go
Rocket Attack U.S.A.
The Castle of Fu Manchu

These films are so bad, so incomprehensibly, unfathomably vile, that each one must be seen to be believed. I think you would be right to say that any of these five movies are equally the worst films ever featured on MST3K


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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


Recent Riffs

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"Cat heads, for the rats!"


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I didn't want to bungle or bobble the Fingal-dopple.


414 - Tormented - about 4 years ago
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"I've been acquainted with the night!"


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My Job. My way. Mylanta.