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908 - The Touch of Satan - 25 minutes ago

For some reason this movie decided to put a lot of its plot reveals in the pre-credit sequence.


"Let me introduce you to LASER..."
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901 - The Projected Man - 5 months ago

No one else finds this hilarious? Lasers were so new, no one knew if they needed an article. Like 'Internet' vs. 'the internet' (for, like, one weekend). It's like they are meeting a new friend for the first time. How quaint!


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906 - The Space Children - about 3 years ago

So, if the blob has telekinetic powers and is omniscient, why does it need the children? Whatever they did to the rocket, couldn't it have just done it itself and saved the parents a lot of worry? "Put a jacket on if your going to take over the world!" I entertained the idea that the children are conduits for the blob's power but then, there's that scene where the blob interrupts the phone lines and no child is present! That's it, now I need to go repeat something to myself.


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906 - The Space Children - over 2 years ago

That wife really needs to get laid or something, she's the most depressed character in any movie I've ever seen!
And Eadie's fake 'cute' smile... Jesus that's scarier than any monster shown on MST3K!


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906 - The Space Children - about 2 months ago

so...(in short)...a rotary phone, or touchtone phone, can basically do what a smartphone still can't do?? turn on sprinklers? turn on AC? seriously?? Did all the stupid apps like Angry Birds, Snapchat, and Tinder take all the focus away from being able to control my life from dialing a freaking number on a touchtone phone in the 1950's??? wtf!?


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906 - The Space Children - 11 months ago

Why does the 21 century seem so OLD???


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906 - The Space Children - about 1 year ago

Servo sleeps with a nuclear bomb under his bed? Don't watch this one often enough. I think Servo has some real badass mad points for that. Like forming a town around an active nuclear warhead and calling it Magaton in Fallout 3. But so what. I sleep on one all the time. No big deal. XD


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 5 years ago

"Previously on the Satellite of Love" is my all-time favorite opener.


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904 - Werewolf - 2 days ago

So Joe Pesci's mother made Ray Liotta cry. Tell me more about that.


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902 - The Phantom Planet - over 4 years ago

I think Crow won the Andy Rooney contest, Mike and Tom sounded more like Edward G. Robinson.


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"It's quiet and lonely out here."
Funnily, that was the last thing the cockpit voice recorder picked up, apart from a series of thumping noises.


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K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 2 years ago

Ichi!
Ichi!
Ichi!
Mooo!


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111 - Moon Zero Two - over 2 years ago

I like Sapphire - she's neat.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 2 years ago

They Xeroxed her expression and taped it to her face.


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503 - Swamp Diamonds - over 2 years ago

Sorry, folks - I don't know how this float got into the parade!


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601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago

You know when they appeared on Sullivan they had to be shot above the eyebrows. With a camera.


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601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago

'Zoolie'? Now they're just improvising!


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518 - The Atomic Brain - over 2 years ago

Well this is going to be some chase scene.


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206 - Ring of Terror - over 2 years ago

And so all 55 students crammed like clowns, their aging brittle bones carefully placed in the station wagon with not one head rising above the seat.


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603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 3 years ago

Thirty days in the cooler!