For some reason this movie decided to put a lot of its plot reveals in the pre-credit sequence.

No one else finds this hilarious? Lasers were so new, no one knew if they needed an article. Like 'Internet' vs. 'the internet' (for, like, one weekend). It's like they are meeting a new friend for the first time. How quaint!

So, if the blob has telekinetic powers and is omniscient, why does it need the children? Whatever they did to the rocket, couldn't it have just done it itself and saved the parents a lot of worry? "Put a jacket on if your going to take over the world!" I entertained the idea that the children are conduits for the blob's power but then, there's that scene where the blob interrupts the phone lines and no child is present! That's it, now I need to go repeat something to myself.

That wife really needs to get laid or something, she's the most depressed character in any movie I've ever seen!
And Eadie's fake 'cute' smile... Jesus that's scarier than any monster shown on MST3K!

so...(in short)...a rotary phone, or touchtone phone, can basically do what a smartphone still can't do?? turn on sprinklers? turn on AC? seriously?? Did all the stupid apps like Angry Birds, Snapchat, and Tinder take all the focus away from being able to control my life from dialing a freaking number on a touchtone phone in the 1950's??? wtf!?

Why does the 21 century seem so OLD???

Servo sleeps with a nuclear bomb under his bed? Don't watch this one often enough. I think Servo has some real badass mad points for that. Like forming a town around an active nuclear warhead and calling it Magaton in Fallout 3. But so what. I sleep on one all the time. No big deal. XD

"Previously on the Satellite of Love" is my all-time favorite opener.

So Joe Pesci's mother made Ray Liotta cry. Tell me more about that.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwj27MHz8NTUAhWBaiYKHaMvBeEQqUMIKjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fvariety.com%2F2017%2Fdigital%2Fnews%2Fmystery-science-theater-3000-mst3k-twitch-free-streaming-marathon-1202476723%2F&usg=AFQjCNGM64jfaSEhnMD-PSFnkRY0d_IF7w I dont know if I am going to be able to marathon them all but I will try.

I think Crow won the Andy Rooney contest, Mike and Tom sounded more like Edward G. Robinson.

"It's quiet and lonely out here."
Funnily, that was the last thing the cockpit voice recorder picked up, apart from a series of thumping noises.