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THE SINGLE DARKEST RIFF
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What, in your opinion, was the single darkest riff of MST3k's entire run?

For me, it is the 1st season references to a certain scene in Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy:

"Love-ly. LOVE-LY!!!"


106 - The Crawling Hand - over 3 years ago
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53:59 Better get to work on those o-rings.

A Challenger joke, Tom? Really?


RIFF of the DAY
Forum - 28 days ago
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♫ He likes to wear mittens! ♫ He has a deviated septum! ♫ He's a real big fan of Delta Burke! ♫ He gets his hair cut on Tuesdays! ♫ He prefers stuffing to potatoes! ♫ His favorite movie is Turner and Hooch! ♫

Operation Double 007


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 7 years ago
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Wait a minute.... Is the building code ALWAYS under fire? That's the second time a newspaper highlight in a movie said that....


423 - Bride of the Monster - about 2 years ago
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"What's the next trend going to be? Neofascism? Bank failures? Self surgery?" as far as predicting the future goes, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.


HIRED!
Forum - 10 days ago
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Sorry for a second post in 24 hours, but I have to share my good news!

Five days before the classes begin, I have been officially hired to work full-time as a visiting faculty! Alas, only temporary at the moment, but this is a step I haven't been able to take yet and full-time means full salary and benefits! I'll take what I can get.

So...

Hired!
I hope I don't get fired!
In 40 years I'll be retired
But for now I'm simply hired!


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I've just realised: officer Kelton was also in Plan 9 from Outer Space.
That Kelton; he's seen some weird shit.


Riff of the Day: The Crawling Eye
Forum - 11 days ago
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For obvious reasons, I always think of The Crawling Eye when I think of Diabolik. :) As Crow says, "This seems kind of familiar, doesn't it." So since the last riff of the day was Diabolik, here is The Crawling Eye:

"Give me six bags of onions and a giant eye chart!"


Old computer joke
101 - The Crawling Eye - over 2 years ago
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Was Joel feeding the bots 4K RAM chips?


101 - The Crawling Eye - 11 days ago
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"Let me show you something."
"...Television?"
"Better than windows."

Ten years later that would be a prime setup for a riff. There's even space for one after the line.


Recent Riffs

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...And play the jazz.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - almost 2 years ago
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So the whole movie just up and ran away from us, huh?


512 - Mitchell - about 2 years ago
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Ptwee! Ptwee! Jon Pertwee!


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
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Ichi!
Ichi!
Ichi!
Mooo!


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 4 years ago
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I like Sapphire - she's neat.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 5 years ago
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They Xeroxed her expression and taped it to her face.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - almost 5 years ago
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Sorry, folks - I don't know how this float got into the parade!


601 - Girls Town - almost 5 years ago
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You know when they appeared on Sullivan they had to be shot above the eyebrows. With a camera.


601 - Girls Town - almost 5 years ago
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'Zoolie'? Now they're just improvising!


518 - The Atomic Brain - almost 5 years ago
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Well this is going to be some chase scene.


206 - Ring of Terror - almost 5 years ago
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And so all 55 students crammed like clowns, their aging brittle bones carefully placed in the station wagon with not one head rising above the seat.


603 - The Dead Talk Back - about 5 years ago
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Thirty days in the cooler!