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  1. Moon Zero Two
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  2. The Thing That Couldn't Die
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  3. Horror of Party Beach
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  4. First Spaceship on Venus
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  5. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
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  6. The Dead Talk Back
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K09 - Phase IV - almost 6 years ago
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I can't believe they let that giant Paradise City billboard stay up there without a comment about green grass and pretty girls. The song was 1987 and the episode was 1989.


K09 - Phase IV - 8 months ago
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I don't have enough gin to appreciate the lugubrious nature of this film.


Before the Chunk Head in Space Mutiny...
524 - 12 to the Moon - 10 months ago
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There was the American Beef Captain of this movie. Here are all his names!
Captain Beef Cliff-Pile.
Sledge Rip-Rock
Tank Concrete Astronaut
Stump HugeLarge
Chunk PileOn
Chunk ManMusk
Sledge FistHammer
Clint StuntHand
Chunk Hard Slab
Chunk IronChest


307 - Daddy-O - 5 months ago
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Bruce is really smart, insisting at length on having Mr. Chillas present when he opened the locker. Because Chillas would have no reason to suspect that Bruce may open the locker, rummage around, and then close the locker again before he could get there for the reveal.


307 - Daddy-O - 5 months ago
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And, as the film dribbles to its conclusion ... somewhere, who knows where, possibly still sitting in the truck, is the dog from the opening scene.


804 - The Deadly Mantis - 7 months ago
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Bill needs a salt water gargle or something. Don't keep doing that to your throat, man.


UNPOPULAR OPINION?
Forum - 3 months ago
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Does anyone else out there agree with me that the new Netflix MST3K is just not very good? . The movie choices are great and the riffing is....ok. And some of the host segments are pretty remarkable for all the work and practice they must've required. But to me the show just seems over the top. Like its really trying too hard to be bigger and better and faster paced than the original.
. I know most of this is Joel's doing and that still does nothing to soften the blow for me. I watched all the episodes at least twice because I really WANTED to like it.
. There are 2 fan-made mst3k episodes riffing the Gamera movies (Jiger and Viras). These ones are great! They really capture the feel and humor of the first 5 seasons. Check it out if you haven't seen them. Search for "Branzant" on youtube.
. But other than that, everything after Diabolik has been a disappointment.
But I do love RiffTrax, Cinematic Titanic, The Mads, and Film Crew.


What's Next? The 5th Dementia
Forum - 2 months ago
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Y'all know the drill by now. #4 is awful big. So #5 is go.

The Rysov Rules once again:
This is sort of like word association, but different. The rules are that your response has to be MST/RT/CT related and has to have (at least in your mind) a connection of some sort to the previous post, however literal or liberal that connection may be.

Stud's last riff from #4: "Sing all the praises of pants!"
Aaaaand get goin'.


510 - Lassie: The Painted Hills - over 3 years ago
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I think this a really underrated episode. I was skeptical going in, but I liked it alot. Having said that a) Maybe it's just me but Shep seems more like a boy dog name. B) Shep seems like a name for a dog that has oh, I don't know, some sheperd in it. And c) why was that guy aging so quick? were supernatural forces at work? If so, completely out of nowhere. But I really like the episode alot. As I stated earlier, really underrated.


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After that whole confrontation at gunpoint with the shotgun shells and all, the rest of the night passed really awkwardly. Luckily Crenshaw only had two shells.

Now that I think about it, if Crenshaw had three shells he might have been able to clean up a bit.


"No, the Austin."
K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 2 years ago
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Would that be the Austin Montego, the Austin Allegro, the Maestro, the Metro or the Maxi?

Oh, you mean the Aston. Lagonda, Vantage, DB5...


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 2 years ago
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Crazy to think this was almost 20 years ago!


Recent Riffs

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Childhood syphilis can happen to anyone...


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Has there ever in history been a two-door cop car?


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Alright aaand ... cut! Let's print that.
Aand, we're cutting.
...Aah, we should stop the cameras, guys. Guys! None of this is going to end up in the final movie! Just cut!


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IT'S THREE DOG NIGHT!


K01 - Invaders from the Deep - over 2 years ago
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...And play the jazz.


1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - about 4 years ago
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So the whole movie just up and ran away from us, huh?


512 - Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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Ptwee! Ptwee! Jon Pertwee!


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 6 years ago
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Ichi!
Ichi!
Ichi!
Mooo!


111 - Moon Zero Two - almost 7 years ago
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I like Sapphire - she's neat.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 7 years ago
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They Xeroxed her expression and taped it to her face.


503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 7 years ago
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Sorry, folks - I don't know how this float got into the parade!


601 - Girls Town - about 7 years ago
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You know when they appeared on Sullivan they had to be shot above the eyebrows. With a camera.