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MST<3KrackAddict - almost 2 years ago

Visited your page today to find a batshit comment to make me smile. I wasn't disappointed...


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Your absence is concerning...hope u r ok!!!!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
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  2. Ring of Terror
    159
  3. Lost Continent
    206
  4. Rocketship X-M
    238
  5. Rocket Attack USA
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  6. Robot Monster
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  7. Jungle Goddess
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  8. The Sword and the Dragon
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  9. Lassie: The Painted Hills
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  10. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
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  11. King Dinosaur
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  12. The Unearthly
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  13. The Rebel Set
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  14. Bride of the Monster
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  15. Mitchell
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  16. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
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  17. Invasion USA
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  18. Manhunt in Space
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  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
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  20. The Violent Years
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  21. The Deadly Mantis
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  22. Swamp Diamonds
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  23. The Mad Monster
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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 2 years ago

How would you kill Gaos?


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101 - The Crawling Eye - over 2 years ago

I am confused. This movie was made in 1958. Napalm was developed in 1942. But the fire-bombs that the plane dropped were a bit more structurally destructive than Napalm (all the dust coming down on impact). And... napalm has a wonderful splash effect when it hits. The bombing area in this film would only need one good hit considering how it spreads itself out on impact. But, hey, what did these guys know about air-strikes.


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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 2 years ago

With all the comments made during the closing credits, I am shocked, shocked I say, that nothing was said about the name of the production secretary.

Titti Pesaro. (1:26:04)


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516 - Alien from L.A. - over 2 years ago

Ok. Atlantis went down anywhere from 9,000 to 1,600 BC. At the time, what little English that existed was a purely Germanic language. It took Roman invasion for Latin to begin to effect English and eventual invasion of France and other romance based languages to further modify the actual words used in the language for Modern English to evolve. We still used sentence structure based on the original Germanic structure of the language, but were far more influenced in terminology by the Latin based languages. And the Australian form of the language did not begin to evolve until the early 1800s. So tell me. Please. HOW THE HELL DID A SOCIETY THAT SEPARATED ITSELF FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD IN at the least 1600 BC FIRST OF ALL LEARN ENGLISH AND SECOND OF ALL SPEAK IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT????????????????????????? (and a bad australian accent, at that) Just had to ask that question.


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309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 2 years ago

The single most important question that this film NEVER addresses. How does he take a shit?


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820 - Space Mutiny - about 2 years ago

I guess we know a few things now. It is 64 AD, and Nero is emperor. How do we know that? Because Bobo just made history and caused the Great fire of Rome.


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403 - City Limits - over 2 years ago

There is a riff that just hit me. (And I smacked it back) Kim is wearing a yellow body suit (like the ones they wear in hazardous areas). One of the bots says, "I am curious yellow."

That is a very specific reference. In the early 70's, about the same time that Deep Throat came out, there was a Swedish film hitting the XXX theatres that was a big smash that has 2 different titles (or sometimes the two were moved into one title) The Swedish title translated in to I Am Curious or I Am Yellow. The posters often gave it the title I Am Curious (Yellow).


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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - about 3 years ago

I want to see mermaid Pearl. Man I wish I was a lonely rugged sailor type...


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408 - Hercules Unchained - about 2 years ago

Antaeus seems pretty goofy in this (maybe because of the dubbing), but the mythology dealing with Antaeus is actually pretty gory (like much of Greek mythology). Antaeus would invite strangers to wrestle with him. He would always win because of his connection to the Earth (his mother is Gaia and his father Poseidon) and when he won, he would hammer the heads of the losers to the temple of Poseidon. Hercules (Heracles) beat him in wrestling and killed him...and Odysseus was nowhere to be found at the time. :)


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903 - Puma Man - over 2 years ago

Only superhero I have ever seen who flies worse is The Greatest American Hero. But GAH was funny. This guy sucks.


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103 - The Mad Monster - over 3 years ago

Question: Is the reporter supposed to be monumentally stupid, not really knowing what dinosaurs were or even remembering the word "dinosaur," or were dinosaurs still relatively unpopular in science fiction so that the producers thought people in the audience wouldn't recognize the word "dinosaur?" I'm guessing the former...


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314 - Mighty Jack - over 2 years ago

(French accent) Oui, I am that person.


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202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago

Fwow him to the gwound, centuwion.


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 2 years ago

(to a Franklin 50 cent piece) He was the best president we ever had.


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517 - Beginning of the End - over 2 years ago

I know what you are thinking. Did I shoot 5 shots or 6?


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609 - The Skydivers - over 2 years ago

What do you think that big brown thing rushing up to meet me is?


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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - about 2 years ago

These are NOT a lovely bunch of coconuts.


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617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 2 years ago

(Minnesota accent) Oh, the ice seams safe. Let's drive our pick-up on to it.


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607 - Bloodlust - over 2 years ago

Wacka wacka wacka!!!


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607 - Bloodlust - over 2 years ago

After all, a boy's best friend is his mother.


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604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 2 years ago

If Mr. Blackstone was a zombie, he'd kill her just for that skirt.


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517 - Beginning of the End - over 2 years ago

All quiet in the western suburbs.


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517 - Beginning of the End - over 2 years ago

Oh, this is a bug hunt, man.