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MST<3KrackAddict - about 4 years ago
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Visited your page today to find a batshit comment to make me smile. I wasn't disappointed...


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Your absence is concerning...hope u r ok!!!!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    659
  2. Ring of Terror
    185
  3. Lost Continent
    235
  4. Rocketship X-M
    273
  5. Rocket Attack USA
    145
  6. Robot Monster
    147
  7. Jungle Goddess
    179
  8. The Sword and the Dragon
    214
  9. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    149
  10. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    196
  11. King Dinosaur
    193
  12. The Unearthly
    190
  13. The Rebel Set
    155
  14. Bride of the Monster
    226
  15. Mitchell
    560
  16. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    324
  17. Invasion USA
    170
  18. Manhunt in Space
    160
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    173
  20. The Violent Years
    163
  21. The Deadly Mantis
    207
  22. Swamp Diamonds
    147
  23. The Mad Monster
    134

Recent Comments with recent replies

308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
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How would you kill Gaos?


516 - Alien from L.A. - over 4 years ago
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Ok. Atlantis went down anywhere from 9,000 to 1,600 BC. At the time, what little English that existed was a purely Germanic language. It took Roman invasion for Latin to begin to effect English and eventual invasion of France and other romance based languages to further modify the actual words used in the language for Modern English to evolve. We still used sentence structure based on the original Germanic structure of the language, but were far more influenced in terminology by the Latin based languages. And the Australian form of the language did not begin to evolve until the early 1800s. So tell me. Please. HOW THE HELL DID A SOCIETY THAT SEPARATED ITSELF FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD IN at the least 1600 BC FIRST OF ALL LEARN ENGLISH AND SECOND OF ALL SPEAK IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT????????????????????????? (and a bad australian accent, at that) Just had to ask that question.


910 - The Final Sacrifice - almost 5 years ago
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Remember, if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


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I bet the brain that was stolen was named "Abby Normal"...


808 - The She-Creature - over 4 years ago
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...I wasn't expecting much, but WORST COCKNEY EVER. Jesus.


902 - The Phantom Planet - over 4 years ago
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I saw a note somewhere that Kiel is in this movie, so I payed attention to the credits and, sure enough, he is. Then I payed attention to the movie, looking for him.... and looking for him... and... took me a while to figure out that he was the dog creature in the prison cell. So it is official that he is in THREE episodes of MST3K.


512 - Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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I have finally seen Joel's "boom mike" call. it is only the very tip of the mike, but...


309 - The Amazing Colossal Man - over 4 years ago
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The single most important question that this film NEVER addresses. How does he take a shit?


105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 4 years ago
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HEY!!! In these closing credits, they call Tom, Crow and Gypsy "Joel Hodgson's Puppet Bots"!!! That can't be right! Tom, Crow and Gypsy are REAL bots.... with artificial intelligence and electronic emotions and stuff like that!!!!! What kinda fools do they think we are??????
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Ok, that was a cool Jim Henson reference in the credits.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 5 years ago
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You know...if the movie gave any indication of WHY getting bit by a bat caused him to convulse and turn into a bat-headed human being, it would actually be a lot better. But there's nothing to explain it! He's acting weird BEFORE he gets bit by a bat. He keeps trying to get the anti-rabies serum for some reason. He starts needing blood...for some reason. Why? And why is it transmitted? I keep thinking that it might actually have been slightly creepy with a little bit of reason behind all the incomprehensibles.


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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 6 years ago
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I refuse to believe that Gumby and Pokey were ever involved in any kind of Commie activities.


Recent Riffs

512 - Mitchell - over 4 years ago
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(Latka voice) You're so stupid.


615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 4 years ago
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🎶 Jesus loves me... yes I know... For the Bible tells me so...🎶


207 - Wild Rebels - over 4 years ago
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(Bill Cosby imitation) Get some raggitz and some roles and some rezimrizes. Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa


314 - Mighty Jack - over 4 years ago
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(French accent) Oui, I am that person.


202 - The Sidehackers - over 4 years ago
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Fwow him to the gwound, centuwion.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 4 years ago
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(to a Franklin 50 cent piece) He was the best president we ever had.


517 - Beginning of the End - over 4 years ago
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I know what you are thinking. Did I shoot 5 shots or 6?


609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago
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What do you think that big brown thing rushing up to meet me is?


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 4 years ago
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These are NOT a lovely bunch of coconuts.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 4 years ago
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(Minnesota accent) Oh, the ice seams safe. Let's drive our pick-up on to it.


607 - Bloodlust - over 4 years ago
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Wacka wacka wacka!!!


607 - Bloodlust - over 4 years ago
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After all, a boy's best friend is his mother.