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MST<3KrackAddict - about 3 years ago
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Visited your page today to find a batshit comment to make me smile. I wasn't disappointed...


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Your absence is concerning...hope u r ok!!!!


Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    631
  2. Ring of Terror
    177
  3. Lost Continent
    228
  4. Rocketship X-M
    265
  5. Rocket Attack USA
    141
  6. Robot Monster
    142
  7. Jungle Goddess
    168
  8. The Sword and the Dragon
    204
  9. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    139
  10. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    187
  11. King Dinosaur
    188
  12. The Unearthly
    180
  13. The Rebel Set
    147
  14. Bride of the Monster
    214
  15. Mitchell
    536
  16. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    313
  17. Invasion USA
    158
  18. Manhunt in Space
    153
  19. Colossus and the Headhunters
    166
  20. The Violent Years
    154
  21. The Deadly Mantis
    195
  22. Swamp Diamonds
    145
  23. The Mad Monster
    127

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105 - The Corpse Vanishes - over 3 years ago
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HEY!!! In these closing credits, they call Tom, Crow and Gypsy "Joel Hodgson's Puppet Bots"!!! That can't be right! Tom, Crow and Gypsy are REAL bots.... with artificial intelligence and electronic emotions and stuff like that!!!!! What kinda fools do they think we are??????
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Ok, that was a cool Jim Henson reference in the credits.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 4 years ago
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You know...if the movie gave any indication of WHY getting bit by a bat caused him to convulse and turn into a bat-headed human being, it would actually be a lot better. But there's nothing to explain it! He's acting weird BEFORE he gets bit by a bat. He keeps trying to get the anti-rabies serum for some reason. He starts needing blood...for some reason. Why? And why is it transmitted? I keep thinking that it might actually have been slightly creepy with a little bit of reason behind all the incomprehensibles.


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The three GREATEST opening theme songs of all time:
1: Believe it or Not (Greatest American Hero)
2: SOL Theme (MST3K)
3: Suicide is Painless (M*A*S*H*)
I swear to the Holiest of Gods if someone replies to this post adding "Friends", I will lose faith in humanity...


205 - Rocket Attack USA - about 5 years ago
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I refuse to believe that Gumby and Pokey were ever involved in any kind of Commie activities.


201 - Rocketship X-M - over 3 years ago
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It just hit me. How the hell do they go down the toilet and into the engine area if the room is swiveled into any position save the one where the toilet is directly over the hole?


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 3 years ago
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The NyQuil of movies. In fact I'm starting fade away right now.


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Joel mentions, with an obvious "eye roll" in his voice, endurance swimmer Diana Nyad, saying she's "attempting to swim the English Channel. Again." In September, 2013, after 4 attempts over her lifetime, she finally managed to swim from Florida to Cuba. It took her 53 hours and she was the first person to complete that swim without the protection of a shark cage. She was 64 years old at the time.


818 - Devil Doll - about 6 years ago
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The most lackluster ventriloquist act ever conceived! Say what you will about Jeff Dunham, at least he has energy.


311 - It Conquered the World - over 3 years ago
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At about 1:00:00, Lee's wife confronts him. She states that he is blind of his actions. He is too attached to this power he is gaining. I think I know what she is really doing and why taking this position. She is doing an intervention. She is trying to get him in to a help group -- AA, Aliens Anonymous. I think she did this because of the help that she got in AlAnon, the group developed to help friends and family members of those addicted to aliens. They helped her understand that she has to make a stand and do what she can to get him to an AA meeting so he can face his addiction. Maybe he did make a meeting. Maybe they helped him learn, almost too late, that man is a feeling creature. And because of it, the greatest in the universe......


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ok two eyeliner jokes, do better guys. you have a b movie rife with female vampires who are searching for a new young queen to (seduce) There are literally a million lezbionic buttons you could be pushing here ;p

/vampyres


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 3 years ago
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EINSTEIN
Its' self

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOk. The possessive "it" spelled 1) with an apostrophe (and shouldn't be), and 2) with the apostrophe in the WRONG PLACE. Add on to it the fact that it actually should be spelled as one word (itself) takes it to 3 flaws (all within 9 characters including the space). That's 3 - 3 - 3 mistakes in one!


622 - Angels' Revenge - about 5 years ago
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The Teacher Angel is possibly the WORST actor in any MST3K film.


Recent Riffs

615 - Kitten with a Whip - over 3 years ago
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🎶 Jesus loves me... yes I know... For the Bible tells me so...🎶


207 - Wild Rebels - over 3 years ago
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(Bill Cosby imitation) Get some raggitz and some roles and some rezimrizes. Ah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa


314 - Mighty Jack - over 3 years ago
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(French accent) Oui, I am that person.


202 - The Sidehackers - over 3 years ago
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Fwow him to the gwound, centuwion.


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 3 years ago
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(to a Franklin 50 cent piece) He was the best president we ever had.


517 - Beginning of the End - over 3 years ago
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I know what you are thinking. Did I shoot 5 shots or 6?


609 - The Skydivers - over 3 years ago
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What do you think that big brown thing rushing up to meet me is?


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 3 years ago
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These are NOT a lovely bunch of coconuts.


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - over 3 years ago
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(Minnesota accent) Oh, the ice seams safe. Let's drive our pick-up on to it.


607 - Bloodlust - over 3 years ago
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Wacka wacka wacka!!!


607 - Bloodlust - over 3 years ago
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After all, a boy's best friend is his mother.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 3 years ago
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If Mr. Blackstone was a zombie, he'd kill her just for that skirt.