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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Starfighters
    231
  2. The Sidehackers
    205
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    219
  4. Diabolik
    207
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    254
  6. Danger! Death Ray
    462
  7. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    297
  9. Riding with Death
    381
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  11. Teenage Strangler
    306
  12. Last of the Wild Horses
    159
  13. It Lives by Night
    169
  14. SST: Death Flight
    75
  15. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  16. The Touch of Satan
    336
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    169
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    191
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    336
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    273
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    277
  22. Jack Frost
    325
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  24. Space Mutiny
    879
  25. Time Chasers
    424
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    413
  27. The Projected Man
    198
  28. Hobgoblins
    383
  29. Gorgo
    168
  30. Devil Fish
    251
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  32. Soultaker
    365
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    272
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    320
  35. Future War
    257
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    274
  38. Final Justice
    260
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    220
  40. Squirm
    232
  41. Moon Zero Two
    195
  42. Cave Dwellers
    423
  43. Gamera
    239
  44. Pod People
    554
  45. Fugitive Alien
    324
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    192
  47. Mighty Jack
    168
  48. Teenage Caveman
    149
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    289
  52. Master Ninja I
    249
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  54. Master Ninja II
    155
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    248
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    277
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    210
  58. Hercules Unchained
    179
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    209
  60. The Magic Sword
    204
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    153
  62. The Rebel Set
    156
  63. The Human Duplicators
    203
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    667
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  67. Hercules
    151
  68. Swamp Diamonds
    149
  69. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    213
  70. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    212
  71. Eegah
    380
  72. I Accuse My Parents
    399
  73. Operation Double 007
    229
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  75. Gunslinger
    160
  76. Mitchell
    569
  77. Alien from L.A.
    271
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    309
  79. Radar Secret Service
    219
  80. Santa Claus
    286
  81. Village of the Giants
    191
  82. 12 to the Moon
    199
  83. Girls Town
    284
  84. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  86. The Creeping Terror
    244
  87. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  88. San Francisco International
    258
  89. The Sword and the Dragon
    216
  90. Time of the Apes
    270
  91. The Deadly Bees
    212
  92. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  93. The Brute Man
    213
  94. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    329
  95. The Incredible Melting Man
    269
  96. Escape 2000
    249
  97. Laserblast
    385
  98. Bride of the Monster
    230
  99. The Corpse Vanishes
    150
  100. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  101. Prince of Space
    449
  102. The Violent Years
    167
  103. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    168
  104. Wild Rebels
    163
  105. Lost Continent
    240
  106. The Indestructible Man
    153
  107. The Beatniks
    182
  108. The Wild World of Batwoman
    226
  109. The Crawling Eye
    256
  110. The Crawling Hand
    157
  111. Project Moonbase
    113
  112. Untamed Youth
    132
  113. Rocketship X-M
    278
  114. Catalina Caper
    259
  115. Rocket Attack USA
    147
  116. First Spaceship on Venus
    153
  117. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  118. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    194
  119. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  120. Angels' Revenge
    204
  121. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239

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Je M'EnFous - 9 months ago
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Are you referring to Linnaeus? The guy who catalogued the various taxa on earth & classified them into various phylogenies and broke them down further on down to the species level using, for the most part, Latin terms &/or Latin-derived terms? All the Latinate "scientific" names for taxa of all kinds, be they animals, plants, bacteria, archaea, etc. all started from Linnaeus. As for the, no doubt, many, many taxa discovered since the time of Linnaeus, I assume that those who did catalog them & name them used the same system for naming them as did the original, Linnaeus.


904 - Werewolf - 2 months ago
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Pole! You iss a waarwilf!!


903 - Puma Man - 3 months ago
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All the dumbness of this movie can't drag down it's true brilliance - providing a coherent storyline that helps make up the 200% daily recommended dose of riff opportunities. Bad guy has ancient alien mask that lets him control people's minds. Ancient alien warrior powers are bestowed on unsuspecting man to stop him. Do that movie very dumb and 18 years later a great episode of television happens because of it. Thank you, Italians!


803 - The Mole People - over 5 years ago
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Y'know, I think I would rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich than watch this scene.


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snarf farms


A bit of trivia
615 - Kitten with a Whip - 6 months ago
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Interestingly, the plot of this movie is uncannily similar to that of a 1958 John D. MacDonald novel called "Clemmie." A suburban family man, a bit of a stiff, whose wife and daughter are out of town, gets drawn into the orbit of a sexy but volatile young woman. I wonder if the screenwriters for "Kitten" were JDM fans?


Continuity
609 - The Skydivers - 9 months ago
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To Tony Cardoza and Coleman Francis, "continuity" was something you took Metamucil for.


609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago
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Real talk: Beth (Kevin Casey) is super adorable, despite (or perhaps because of) her impressive hair-helmet.


Is it just me, or...
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...in the Robot Roll Call, does Cambot say "Kill yourself!" and Crow say "Bat guano!"?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - about 1 year ago
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A part of me wants to have a kid and a dog so one morning I can take the dog to a neighbor’s house, hide the food and water dishes and any chew toys, and when the kid wakes up, try to convince them that the dog isn't missing, that we don't have a dog, that we never had a dog.


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Mr. B Natural gives me nightmares…


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@ 35:33 Joel says: "He blew his mind out in a car."
If you know where that came from...leave your comments.


Recent Riffs

314 - Mighty Jack - about 1 year ago
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Robert Ludlum will be back, in...the Uvula Scenario!


601 - Girls Town - almost 5 years ago
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Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


202 - The Sidehackers - almost 5 years ago
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Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


814 - Riding with Death - almost 5 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 5 years ago
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We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - almost 5 years ago
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Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 5 years ago
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The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - almost 5 years ago
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I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


1013 - Diabolik - almost 5 years ago
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I must remember to have my face resharpened!


1013 - Diabolik - almost 5 years ago
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We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


1010 - It Lives by Night - almost 5 years ago
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Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?