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Favorite Episodes

  1. Teenage Strangler
    270
  2. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    222
  3. The Sidehackers
    171
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  5. Last of the Wild Horses
    135
  6. It Lives by Night
    143
  7. Diabolik
    178
  8. Red Zone Cuba
    194
  9. SST: Death Flight
    65
  10. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    23
  11. The Touch of Satan
    285
  12. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    220
  13. Riding with Death
    336
  14. The Starfighters
    197
  15. Danger! Death Ray
    397
  16. Angels' Revenge
    180
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    150
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    164
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    232
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    235
  22. Jack Frost
    275
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    270
  24. Space Mutiny
    784
  25. Time Chasers
    378
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  27. The Projected Man
    167
  28. Hobgoblins
    335
  29. Gorgo
    152
  30. Devil Fish
    220
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    221
  32. Soultaker
    320
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    278
  35. Future War
    229
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    297
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  38. Final Justice
    229
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    186
  40. Squirm
    194
  41. Moon Zero Two
    156
  42. Cave Dwellers
    362
  43. Gamera
    192
  44. Pod People
    476
  45. Fugitive Alien
    271
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  47. Mighty Jack
    143
  48. Teenage Caveman
    124
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    194
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    212
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    257
  52. Master Ninja I
    217
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    131
  54. Master Ninja II
    135
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    201
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    230
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  58. Hercules Unchained
    153
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  60. The Magic Sword
    170
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  62. The Rebel Set
    136
  63. The Human Duplicators
    169
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    293
  65. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    595
  67. Warrior of the Lost World
    274
  68. Hercules
    125
  69. Swamp Diamonds
    131
  70. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    180
  71. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  72. Eegah
    335
  73. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  74. Operation Double 007
    196
  75. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    193
  76. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    120
  77. Gunslinger
    131
  78. Mitchell
    497
  79. Alien from L.A.
    239
  80. Outlaw of Gor
    264
  81. Radar Secret Service
    178
  82. Santa Claus
    251
  83. Village of the Giants
    167
  84. 12 to the Moon
    172
  85. Girls Town
    250
  86. The Dead Talk Back
    239
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  88. The Creeping Terror
    218
  89. Code Name Diamond Head
    153
  90. San Francisco International
    221
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  92. Time of the Apes
    224
  93. The Deadly Bees
    174
  94. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  95. The Brute Man
    175
  96. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    282
  97. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  98. Escape 2000
    210
  99. Laserblast
    336
  100. Bride of the Monster
    194
  101. The Corpse Vanishes
    122
  102. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  103. Prince of Space
    378
  104. The Violent Years
    140
  105. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  106. Wild Rebels
    137
  107. Lost Continent
    209
  108. The Indestructible Man
    131
  109. The Beatniks
    160
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    188
  111. The Crawling Eye
    216
  112. The Crawling Hand
    130
  113. Project Moonbase
    91
  114. Untamed Youth
    109
  115. Rocketship X-M
    240
  116. Catalina Caper
    230
  117. Rocket Attack USA
    123
  118. First Spaceship on Venus
    128
  119. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    240
  120. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159

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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 2 years ago

"Feel some malaise sucka!"
One of the best riffs ever.


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anyone else catch the Hugh Beaumont drop by Crow??


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There is no way that evil monkey part was shot in the mid-90's, unless they were going for a super-accurate late-70's/early-80's look with that house, and the women's hairstyles, and the kid's Return of the Jedi shirt. It looks almost identical to the house where I grew up in the early 80's. Even the TV and the lighting fixtures are the same.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 2 years ago

That short is probably my favorite thing they've ever done. I think it has the highest concentration of good riffs per second.
"I've never felt so comfortable around a woman, Mrs. Adams."
"I'm squishy and I need to move on it!"
and so many more


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - almost 3 years ago

I can't stop laughing at that stinger at the end!


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111 - Moon Zero Two - over 2 years ago

I just noticed in the end credits that the hostess was played by none other than Carol Cleveland, who went on to be in Monty Python and marry Eric Idle!


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

Mikie is the best thing about this movie. And when Mike does his Mikie impression it absolutely kills me every time.


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K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 2 years ago

Man that is one funky-ass soundtrack. I can dig it.


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303 - Pod People - over 2 years ago

Hear the engines roll
Bees on Pie
Burnin' rubber tires


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109 - Project Moonbase - over 2 years ago

Man it's been a while since I last posted. And I can't believe this turkey is my return to watching MST3K. All I can say is this movie was so ridiculous, I almost forgot to be offended. But then there was the bilingual séance. I was like, "Oh,right! Racist AND sexist. Now I remember." Seriously one of the most "accidentally" racist things to ever grace an older movie in my memory, and I've seen the pickaninny zebra in the uncut centaur scene of Fantasia.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

What is up with all these old movies and thinking that its a great idea to stick some random person singing a horrible song right in the middle?!?! over half of the movies do it!!! Its terrible, its like all the directors and screen writers got together and said how can we slow down the story while making the audience want to kill themselves? I know amateur singing!


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601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago

Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


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202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago

Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


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814 - Riding with Death - over 2 years ago

All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago

The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago

I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


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1013 - Diabolik - over 2 years ago

I must remember to have my face resharpened!


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1013 - Diabolik - over 2 years ago

We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


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1010 - It Lives by Night - over 2 years ago

Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?