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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Starfighters
    238
  2. The Sidehackers
    208
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    223
  4. Diabolik
    211
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    265
  6. Danger! Death Ray
    476
  7. The Day the Earth Froze
    279
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    306
  9. Riding with Death
    396
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    228
  11. Teenage Strangler
    318
  12. Last of the Wild Horses
    163
  13. It Lives by Night
    172
  14. SST: Death Flight
    81
  15. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    32
  16. The Touch of Satan
    345
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    172
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    203
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    351
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    288
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    284
  22. Jack Frost
    336
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    316
  24. Space Mutiny
    902
  25. Time Chasers
    436
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    428
  27. The Projected Man
    205
  28. Hobgoblins
    393
  29. Gorgo
    177
  30. Devil Fish
    260
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    261
  32. Soultaker
    376
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    281
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    326
  35. Future War
    264
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    341
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    285
  38. Final Justice
    269
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    228
  40. Squirm
    236
  41. Moon Zero Two
    205
  42. Cave Dwellers
    438
  43. Gamera
    248
  44. Pod People
    568
  45. Fugitive Alien
    330
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    204
  47. Mighty Jack
    173
  48. Teenage Caveman
    156
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    227
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    255
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    299
  52. Master Ninja I
    257
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    152
  54. Master Ninja II
    161
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    261
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    287
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    221
  58. Hercules Unchained
    187
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    222
  60. The Magic Sword
    208
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    161
  62. The Rebel Set
    162
  63. The Human Duplicators
    209
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    345
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    687
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    333
  67. Hercules
    154
  68. Swamp Diamonds
    156
  69. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    219
  70. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    223
  71. Eegah
    390
  72. I Accuse My Parents
    409
  73. Operation Double 007
    237
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    159
  75. Gunslinger
    165
  76. Mitchell
    578
  77. Alien from L.A.
    276
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    320
  79. Radar Secret Service
    227
  80. Santa Claus
    298
  81. Village of the Giants
    199
  82. 12 to the Moon
    207
  83. Girls Town
    290
  84. The Dead Talk Back
    280
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    182
  86. The Creeping Terror
    248
  87. Code Name Diamond Head
    187
  88. San Francisco International
    268
  89. The Sword and the Dragon
    223
  90. Time of the Apes
    280
  91. The Deadly Bees
    223
  92. Night of the Blood Beast
    321
  93. The Brute Man
    219
  94. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    336
  95. The Incredible Melting Man
    279
  96. Escape 2000
    257
  97. Laserblast
    400
  98. Bride of the Monster
    240
  99. The Corpse Vanishes
    151
  100. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    279
  101. Prince of Space
    464
  102. The Violent Years
    170
  103. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    171
  104. Wild Rebels
    167
  105. Lost Continent
    249
  106. The Indestructible Man
    160
  107. The Beatniks
    190
  108. The Wild World of Batwoman
    233
  109. The Crawling Eye
    263
  110. The Crawling Hand
    162
  111. Project Moonbase
    118
  112. Untamed Youth
    136
  113. Rocketship X-M
    284
  114. Catalina Caper
    270
  115. Rocket Attack USA
    154
  116. First Spaceship on Venus
    157
  117. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    317
  118. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    204
  119. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    256
  120. Angels' Revenge
    211
  121. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    244

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110 - Robot Holocaust - 2 days ago
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Commando Cody is so bad it's a war crime


109 - Project Moonbase - over 5 years ago
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I know, I know; I should really just relax...But how did this Moon society even develop when they have to pump oxygen into their buildings and space suits! Fine, they can process crater ice to produce the oxygen, but clearly they did not evolve there. In the first episode Rettick states that, "..the atmosphere on The Moon has become so thin and dry that it has become impossible for us to raise food.." but this is clearly Moon-hooey. Every fool knows that The Moon is too small to hold an atmosphere, so who are these people REALLY! I know I shouldn't care, but after two hours of Commando Cody this is really starting to get to me.


108 - The Slime People - 3 months ago
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What does Joel say at 52:16?


107 - Robot Monster - about 1 month ago
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The aliens can't invade because they can't raise the cash.


K13 - SST: Death Flight - 5 months ago
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I love Gypsy's new voice, keep it


K07 - Gamera vs. Zigra - 6 months ago
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This seems to be the first one with all 3 of Joel & the Bots through the whole movie. It's so much better that way!


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 6 months ago
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These monster movies are so ungodly boring


Je M'EnFous - over 1 year ago
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Are you referring to Linnaeus? The guy who catalogued the various taxa on earth & classified them into various phylogenies and broke them down further on down to the species level using, for the most part, Latin terms &/or Latin-derived terms? All the Latinate "scientific" names for taxa of all kinds, be they animals, plants, bacteria, archaea, etc. all started from Linnaeus. As for the, no doubt, many, many taxa discovered since the time of Linnaeus, I assume that those who did catalog them & name them used the same system for naming them as did the original, Linnaeus.


904 - Werewolf - 9 months ago
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Pole! You iss a waarwilf!!


903 - Puma Man - 11 months ago
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All the dumbness of this movie can't drag down it's true brilliance - providing a coherent storyline that helps make up the 200% daily recommended dose of riff opportunities. Bad guy has ancient alien mask that lets him control people's minds. Ancient alien warrior powers are bestowed on unsuspecting man to stop him. Do that movie very dumb and 18 years later a great episode of television happens because of it. Thank you, Italians!


803 - The Mole People - about 6 years ago
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Y'know, I think I would rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich than watch this scene.


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snarf farms


Recent Riffs

314 - Mighty Jack - over 1 year ago
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Robert Ludlum will be back, in...the Uvula Scenario!


601 - Girls Town - over 5 years ago
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Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


202 - The Sidehackers - over 5 years ago
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Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


814 - Riding with Death - over 5 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 5 years ago
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We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 5 years ago
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Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 5 years ago
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I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


1013 - Diabolik - over 5 years ago
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I must remember to have my face resharpened!


1013 - Diabolik - over 5 years ago
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We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 5 years ago
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Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?