Bg
Amse Master
In Austin TX
Find me on Google+

Wall Posts

Favorite Episodes

  1. The Starfighters
    230
  2. The Sidehackers
    201
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    217
  4. Diabolik
    207
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    251
  6. Danger! Death Ray
    454
  7. The Day the Earth Froze
    268
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    295
  9. Riding with Death
    381
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    222
  11. Teenage Strangler
    306
  12. Last of the Wild Horses
    158
  13. It Lives by Night
    168
  14. SST: Death Flight
    75
  15. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    28
  16. The Touch of Satan
    334
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    168
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    189
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    334
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    269
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    272
  22. Jack Frost
    324
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  24. Space Mutiny
    874
  25. Time Chasers
    425
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  27. The Projected Man
    196
  28. Hobgoblins
    379
  29. Gorgo
    165
  30. Devil Fish
    248
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    252
  32. Soultaker
    364
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    270
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    317
  35. Future War
    253
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    271
  38. Final Justice
    259
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    218
  40. Squirm
    232
  41. Moon Zero Two
    190
  42. Cave Dwellers
    419
  43. Gamera
    234
  44. Pod People
    550
  45. Fugitive Alien
    320
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    191
  47. Mighty Jack
    166
  48. Teenage Caveman
    149
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    219
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    249
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    287
  52. Master Ninja I
    248
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    148
  54. Master Ninja II
    154
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    246
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    276
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    208
  58. Hercules Unchained
    177
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    207
  60. The Magic Sword
    201
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    152
  62. The Rebel Set
    156
  63. The Human Duplicators
    201
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    318
  67. Hercules
    151
  68. Swamp Diamonds
    148
  69. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    212
  70. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    209
  71. Eegah
    378
  72. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  73. Operation Double 007
    227
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  75. Gunslinger
    160
  76. Mitchell
    565
  77. Alien from L.A.
    268
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    307
  79. Radar Secret Service
    216
  80. Santa Claus
    286
  81. Village of the Giants
    191
  82. 12 to the Moon
    198
  83. Girls Town
    282
  84. The Dead Talk Back
    276
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    175
  86. The Creeping Terror
    243
  87. Code Name Diamond Head
    182
  88. San Francisco International
    255
  89. The Sword and the Dragon
    215
  90. Time of the Apes
    265
  91. The Deadly Bees
    212
  92. Night of the Blood Beast
    306
  93. The Brute Man
    209
  94. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    325
  95. The Incredible Melting Man
    268
  96. Escape 2000
    249
  97. Laserblast
    383
  98. Bride of the Monster
    227
  99. The Corpse Vanishes
    148
  100. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    270
  101. Prince of Space
    451
  102. The Violent Years
    167
  103. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    165
  104. Wild Rebels
    160
  105. Lost Continent
    238
  106. The Indestructible Man
    152
  107. The Beatniks
    181
  108. The Wild World of Batwoman
    227
  109. The Crawling Eye
    252
  110. The Crawling Hand
    155
  111. Project Moonbase
    111
  112. Untamed Youth
    132
  113. Rocketship X-M
    275
  114. Catalina Caper
    258
  115. Rocket Attack USA
    146
  116. First Spaceship on Venus
    151
  117. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    297
  118. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    188
  119. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    248
  120. Angels' Revenge
    203
  121. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    237

Recent Comments with recent replies

803 - The Mole People - over 5 years ago
4 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Y'know, I think I would rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich than watch this scene.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 1 month ago
0 laughs

Report

snarf farms


A bit of trivia
615 - Kitten with a Whip - 4 months ago
0 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Interestingly, the plot of this movie is uncannily similar to that of a 1958 John D. MacDonald novel called "Clemmie." A suburban family man, a bit of a stiff, whose wife and daughter are out of town, gets drawn into the orbit of a sexy but volatile young woman. I wonder if the screenwriters for "Kitten" were JDM fans?


Continuity
609 - The Skydivers - 6 months ago
2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

To Tony Cardoza and Coleman Francis, "continuity" was something you took Metamucil for.


609 - The Skydivers - almost 5 years ago
8 laughs

5 replies Comment icon
Report

Real talk: Beth (Kevin Casey) is super adorable, despite (or perhaps because of) her impressive hair-helmet.


Is it just me, or...
4 laughs

10 replies Comment icon
Report

...in the Robot Roll Call, does Cambot say "Kill yourself!" and Crow say "Bat guano!"?


1 laugh

2 replies Comment icon
Report

A part of me wants to have a kid and a dog so one morning I can take the dog to a neighbor’s house, hide the food and water dishes and any chew toys, and when the kid wakes up, try to convince them that the dog isn't missing, that we don't have a dog, that we never had a dog.


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 1 year ago
3 laughs

3 replies Comment icon
Report

Mr. B Natural gives me nightmares…


4 laughs

15 replies Comment icon
Report

@ 35:33 Joel says: "He blew his mind out in a car."
If you know where that came from...leave your comments.


Coming out of the woodwork...
2 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Wait a minute... in The Amazing Colossal Man, Glen Manning's fiancée said that he didn't have any family. Now, all of a sudden, a sister shows up. Kind of the same thing that happens when people win the lottery.


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - almost 2 years ago
0 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

wait a minute. His first name is Henry and his last name is Henry? He's Henry Henry??


Recent Riffs

314 - Mighty Jack - 11 months ago
0 laughs

Report

Robert Ludlum will be back, in...the Uvula Scenario!


601 - Girls Town - over 4 years ago
4 laughs

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


202 - The Sidehackers - almost 5 years ago
1 laugh

1 reply Comment icon
Report

Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago
2 laughs

Report

All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 4 years ago
3 laughs

Report

We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 4 years ago
3 laughs

Report

Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 4 years ago
2 laughs

Report

The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 4 years ago
3 laughs

Report

I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


1013 - Diabolik - over 4 years ago
4 laughs

Report

I must remember to have my face resharpened!


1013 - Diabolik - over 4 years ago
4 laughs

Report

We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 4 years ago
2 laughs

Report

Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?