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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Starfighters
    234
  2. The Sidehackers
    206
  3. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  4. Diabolik
    208
  5. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  6. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  7. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    300
  9. Riding with Death
    386
  10. Red Zone Cuba
    225
  11. Teenage Strangler
    309
  12. Last of the Wild Horses
    160
  13. It Lives by Night
    171
  14. SST: Death Flight
    76
  15. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    30
  16. The Touch of Satan
    337
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    195
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    339
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    279
  22. Jack Frost
    329
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  24. Space Mutiny
    887
  25. Time Chasers
    429
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  27. The Projected Man
    203
  28. Hobgoblins
    387
  29. Gorgo
    171
  30. Devil Fish
    253
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  32. Soultaker
    369
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    323
  35. Future War
    261
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    337
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  38. Final Justice
    260
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    222
  40. Squirm
    235
  41. Moon Zero Two
    199
  42. Cave Dwellers
    430
  43. Gamera
    242
  44. Pod People
    560
  45. Fugitive Alien
    327
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    199
  47. Mighty Jack
    172
  48. Teenage Caveman
    155
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    224
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    251
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    295
  52. Master Ninja I
    253
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    150
  54. Master Ninja II
    156
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    254
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    215
  58. Hercules Unchained
    181
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    215
  60. The Magic Sword
    205
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    157
  62. The Rebel Set
    160
  63. The Human Duplicators
    206
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  65. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    677
  66. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  67. Hercules
    152
  68. Swamp Diamonds
    152
  69. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    214
  70. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    218
  71. Eegah
    386
  72. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  73. Operation Double 007
    233
  74. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  75. Gunslinger
    161
  76. Mitchell
    574
  77. Alien from L.A.
    275
  78. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  79. Radar Secret Service
    222
  80. Santa Claus
    289
  81. Village of the Giants
    192
  82. 12 to the Moon
    201
  83. Girls Town
    284
  84. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  85. Colossus and the Headhunters
    180
  86. The Creeping Terror
    246
  87. Code Name Diamond Head
    183
  88. San Francisco International
    262
  89. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  90. Time of the Apes
    276
  91. The Deadly Bees
    214
  92. Night of the Blood Beast
    310
  93. The Brute Man
    214
  94. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  95. The Incredible Melting Man
    272
  96. Escape 2000
    252
  97. Laserblast
    390
  98. Bride of the Monster
    233
  99. The Corpse Vanishes
    152
  100. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    275
  101. Prince of Space
    453
  102. The Violent Years
    168
  103. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    170
  104. Wild Rebels
    166
  105. Lost Continent
    244
  106. The Indestructible Man
    157
  107. The Beatniks
    184
  108. The Wild World of Batwoman
    231
  109. The Crawling Eye
    259
  110. The Crawling Hand
    161
  111. Project Moonbase
    116
  112. Untamed Youth
    134
  113. Rocketship X-M
    280
  114. Catalina Caper
    266
  115. Rocket Attack USA
    152
  116. First Spaceship on Venus
    154
  117. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  118. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    198
  119. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    253
  120. Angels' Revenge
    206
  121. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    240

Recent Comments with recent replies

K07 - Gamera vs. Zigra - 26 days ago
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This seems to be the first one with all 3 of Joel & the Bots through the whole movie. It's so much better that way!


K06 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 26 days ago
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These monster movies are so ungodly boring


Je M'EnFous - 11 months ago
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Are you referring to Linnaeus? The guy who catalogued the various taxa on earth & classified them into various phylogenies and broke them down further on down to the species level using, for the most part, Latin terms &/or Latin-derived terms? All the Latinate "scientific" names for taxa of all kinds, be they animals, plants, bacteria, archaea, etc. all started from Linnaeus. As for the, no doubt, many, many taxa discovered since the time of Linnaeus, I assume that those who did catalog them & name them used the same system for naming them as did the original, Linnaeus.


904 - Werewolf - 4 months ago
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Pole! You iss a waarwilf!!


903 - Puma Man - 5 months ago
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All the dumbness of this movie can't drag down it's true brilliance - providing a coherent storyline that helps make up the 200% daily recommended dose of riff opportunities. Bad guy has ancient alien mask that lets him control people's minds. Ancient alien warrior powers are bestowed on unsuspecting man to stop him. Do that movie very dumb and 18 years later a great episode of television happens because of it. Thank you, Italians!


803 - The Mole People - over 5 years ago
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Y'know, I think I would rather watch David Crosby eat a McRib sandwich than watch this scene.


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snarf farms


A bit of trivia
615 - Kitten with a Whip - 8 months ago
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Interestingly, the plot of this movie is uncannily similar to that of a 1958 John D. MacDonald novel called "Clemmie." A suburban family man, a bit of a stiff, whose wife and daughter are out of town, gets drawn into the orbit of a sexy but volatile young woman. I wonder if the screenwriters for "Kitten" were JDM fans?


Continuity
609 - The Skydivers - 11 months ago
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To Tony Cardoza and Coleman Francis, "continuity" was something you took Metamucil for.


609 - The Skydivers - over 5 years ago
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Real talk: Beth (Kevin Casey) is super adorable, despite (or perhaps because of) her impressive hair-helmet.


Is it just me, or...
513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 5 years ago
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...in the Robot Roll Call, does Cambot say "Kill yourself!" and Crow say "Bat guano!"?


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 1 year ago
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A part of me wants to have a kid and a dog so one morning I can take the dog to a neighbor’s house, hide the food and water dishes and any chew toys, and when the kid wakes up, try to convince them that the dog isn't missing, that we don't have a dog, that we never had a dog.


Recent Riffs

314 - Mighty Jack - about 1 year ago
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Robert Ludlum will be back, in...the Uvula Scenario!


601 - Girls Town - about 5 years ago
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Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


202 - The Sidehackers - about 5 years ago
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Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


814 - Riding with Death - about 5 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 5 years ago
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We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 5 years ago
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Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 5 years ago
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The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - about 5 years ago
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I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


1013 - Diabolik - about 5 years ago
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I must remember to have my face resharpened!


1013 - Diabolik - about 5 years ago
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We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


1010 - It Lives by Night - about 5 years ago
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Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?