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Favorite Episodes

  1. Teenage Strangler
    288
  2. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  3. The Sidehackers
    186
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  5. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  6. It Lives by Night
    156
  7. Diabolik
    193
  8. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  9. SST: Death Flight
    72
  10. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    27
  11. The Touch of Satan
    312
  12. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    236
  13. Riding with Death
    355
  14. The Starfighters
    213
  15. Danger! Death Ray
    427
  16. Angels' Revenge
    190
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    158
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    178
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    254
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    250
  22. Jack Frost
    294
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  24. Space Mutiny
    831
  25. Time Chasers
    405
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  27. The Projected Man
    186
  28. Hobgoblins
    362
  29. Gorgo
    159
  30. Devil Fish
    233
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    241
  32. Soultaker
    341
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    257
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    294
  35. Future War
    238
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    313
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    257
  38. Final Justice
    245
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    206
  40. Squirm
    211
  41. Moon Zero Two
    177
  42. Cave Dwellers
    389
  43. Gamera
    217
  44. Pod People
    514
  45. Fugitive Alien
    301
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    181
  47. Mighty Jack
    156
  48. Teenage Caveman
    136
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    233
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  52. Master Ninja I
    233
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    138
  54. Master Ninja II
    147
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    221
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    254
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    193
  58. Hercules Unchained
    166
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    192
  60. The Magic Sword
    190
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    140
  62. The Rebel Set
    144
  63. The Human Duplicators
    185
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    317
  65. The Day the Earth Froze
    243
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  67. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  68. Hercules
    138
  69. Swamp Diamonds
    142
  70. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  71. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  72. Eegah
    356
  73. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  74. Operation Double 007
    210
  75. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    204
  76. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    133
  77. Gunslinger
    144
  78. Mitchell
    531
  79. Alien from L.A.
    252
  80. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  81. Radar Secret Service
    198
  82. Santa Claus
    265
  83. Village of the Giants
    177
  84. 12 to the Moon
    182
  85. Girls Town
    266
  86. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    163
  88. The Creeping Terror
    230
  89. Code Name Diamond Head
    168
  90. San Francisco International
    240
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    201
  92. Time of the Apes
    248
  93. The Deadly Bees
    195
  94. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  95. The Brute Man
    191
  96. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    306
  97. The Incredible Melting Man
    245
  98. Escape 2000
    231
  99. Laserblast
    354
  100. Bride of the Monster
    208
  101. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  102. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    255
  103. Prince of Space
    417
  104. The Violent Years
    149
  105. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    152
  106. Wild Rebels
    147
  107. Lost Continent
    226
  108. The Indestructible Man
    141
  109. The Beatniks
    170
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  111. The Crawling Eye
    236
  112. The Crawling Hand
    142
  113. Project Moonbase
    105
  114. Untamed Youth
    123
  115. Rocketship X-M
    263
  116. Catalina Caper
    246
  117. Rocket Attack USA
    139
  118. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  119. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    274
  120. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177

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602 - Invasion USA - almost 6 years ago
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This short is the epitome of greatness.


Must watch on youtube
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"This video contains content from Mosfilm, who has blocked it from display on this website or application"


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 3 years ago
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"Feel some malaise sucka!"
One of the best riffs ever.


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anyone else catch the Hugh Beaumont drop by Crow??


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There is no way that evil monkey part was shot in the mid-90's, unless they were going for a super-accurate late-70's/early-80's look with that house, and the women's hairstyles, and the kid's Return of the Jedi shirt. It looks almost identical to the house where I grew up in the early 80's. Even the TV and the lighting fixtures are the same.


610 - The Violent Years - over 3 years ago
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That short is probably my favorite thing they've ever done. I think it has the highest concentration of good riffs per second.
"I've never felt so comfortable around a woman, Mrs. Adams."
"I'm squishy and I need to move on it!"
and so many more


205 - Rocket Attack USA - over 3 years ago
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I can't stop laughing at that stinger at the end!


111 - Moon Zero Two - over 3 years ago
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I just noticed in the end credits that the hostess was played by none other than Carol Cleveland, who went on to be in Monty Python and marry Eric Idle!


514 - Teenage Strangler - over 3 years ago
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Mikie is the best thing about this movie. And when Mike does his Mikie impression it absolutely kills me every time.


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 3 years ago
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Man that is one funky-ass soundtrack. I can dig it.


303 - Pod People - over 3 years ago
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Hear the engines roll
Bees on Pie
Burnin' rubber tires


109 - Project Moonbase - over 3 years ago
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Man it's been a while since I last posted. And I can't believe this turkey is my return to watching MST3K. All I can say is this movie was so ridiculous, I almost forgot to be offended. But then there was the bilingual séance. I was like, "Oh,right! Racist AND sexist. Now I remember." Seriously one of the most "accidentally" racist things to ever grace an older movie in my memory, and I've seen the pickaninny zebra in the uncut centaur scene of Fantasia.


Recent Riffs

601 - Girls Town - over 3 years ago
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Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


202 - The Sidehackers - over 3 years ago
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Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


814 - Riding with Death - over 3 years ago
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All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 3 years ago
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We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 3 years ago
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Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 3 years ago
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The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 3 years ago
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I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


1013 - Diabolik - over 3 years ago
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I must remember to have my face resharpened!


1013 - Diabolik - over 3 years ago
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We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


1010 - It Lives by Night - over 3 years ago
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Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?