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Favorite Episodes

  1. Teenage Strangler
    269
  2. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    219
  3. The Sidehackers
    170
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  5. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  6. It Lives by Night
    139
  7. Diabolik
    178
  8. Red Zone Cuba
    192
  9. SST: Death Flight
    63
  10. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    22
  11. The Touch of Satan
    285
  12. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    217
  13. Riding with Death
    334
  14. The Starfighters
    190
  15. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  16. Angels' Revenge
    176
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    148
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    162
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    230
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    234
  22. Jack Frost
    271
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    268
  24. Space Mutiny
    780
  25. Time Chasers
    375
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  27. The Projected Man
    165
  28. Hobgoblins
    331
  29. Gorgo
    149
  30. Devil Fish
    215
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    219
  32. Soultaker
    318
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    276
  35. Future War
    226
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    294
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  38. Final Justice
    227
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    183
  40. Squirm
    192
  41. Moon Zero Two
    156
  42. Cave Dwellers
    356
  43. Gamera
    192
  44. Pod People
    469
  45. Fugitive Alien
    269
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    166
  47. Mighty Jack
    143
  48. Teenage Caveman
    123
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    193
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    210
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    256
  52. Master Ninja I
    215
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  54. Master Ninja II
    134
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    198
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    229
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  58. Hercules Unchained
    151
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  60. The Magic Sword
    168
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  62. The Rebel Set
    136
  63. The Human Duplicators
    167
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  65. The Day the Earth Froze
    226
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    588
  67. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  68. Hercules
    125
  69. Swamp Diamonds
    129
  70. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    175
  71. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    178
  72. Eegah
    332
  73. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  74. Operation Double 007
    194
  75. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  76. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  77. Gunslinger
    127
  78. Mitchell
    495
  79. Alien from L.A.
    237
  80. Outlaw of Gor
    260
  81. Radar Secret Service
    175
  82. Santa Claus
    250
  83. Village of the Giants
    163
  84. 12 to the Moon
    170
  85. Girls Town
    245
  86. The Dead Talk Back
    238
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  88. The Creeping Terror
    214
  89. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  90. San Francisco International
    217
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    187
  92. Time of the Apes
    221
  93. The Deadly Bees
    174
  94. Night of the Blood Beast
    259
  95. The Brute Man
    172
  96. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    280
  97. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  98. Escape 2000
    207
  99. Laserblast
    334
  100. Bride of the Monster
    193
  101. The Corpse Vanishes
    121
  102. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    230
  103. Prince of Space
    376
  104. The Violent Years
    138
  105. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    144
  106. Wild Rebels
    136
  107. Lost Continent
    206
  108. The Indestructible Man
    129
  109. The Beatniks
    161
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    184
  111. The Crawling Eye
    216
  112. The Crawling Hand
    128
  113. Project Moonbase
    91
  114. Untamed Youth
    109
  115. Rocketship X-M
    239
  116. Catalina Caper
    227
  117. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  118. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  119. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    235
  120. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    159

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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 2 years ago

"Feel some malaise sucka!"
One of the best riffs ever.


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anyone else catch the Hugh Beaumont drop by Crow??


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There is no way that evil monkey part was shot in the mid-90's, unless they were going for a super-accurate late-70's/early-80's look with that house, and the women's hairstyles, and the kid's Return of the Jedi shirt. It looks almost identical to the house where I grew up in the early 80's. Even the TV and the lighting fixtures are the same.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 2 years ago

That short is probably my favorite thing they've ever done. I think it has the highest concentration of good riffs per second.
"I've never felt so comfortable around a woman, Mrs. Adams."
"I'm squishy and I need to move on it!"
and so many more


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - almost 3 years ago

I can't stop laughing at that stinger at the end!


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111 - Moon Zero Two - over 2 years ago

I just noticed in the end credits that the hostess was played by none other than Carol Cleveland, who went on to be in Monty Python and marry Eric Idle!


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

Mikie is the best thing about this movie. And when Mike does his Mikie impression it absolutely kills me every time.


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K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 2 years ago

Man that is one funky-ass soundtrack. I can dig it.


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303 - Pod People - over 2 years ago

Hear the engines roll
Bees on Pie
Burnin' rubber tires


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109 - Project Moonbase - over 2 years ago

Man it's been a while since I last posted. And I can't believe this turkey is my return to watching MST3K. All I can say is this movie was so ridiculous, I almost forgot to be offended. But then there was the bilingual séance. I was like, "Oh,right! Racist AND sexist. Now I remember." Seriously one of the most "accidentally" racist things to ever grace an older movie in my memory, and I've seen the pickaninny zebra in the uncut centaur scene of Fantasia.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

What is up with all these old movies and thinking that its a great idea to stick some random person singing a horrible song right in the middle?!?! over half of the movies do it!!! Its terrible, its like all the directors and screen writers got together and said how can we slow down the story while making the audience want to kill themselves? I know amateur singing!


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601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago

Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


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202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago

Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


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814 - Riding with Death - over 2 years ago

All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago

The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago

I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


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1013 - Diabolik - over 2 years ago

I must remember to have my face resharpened!


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1013 - Diabolik - over 2 years ago

We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


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1010 - It Lives by Night - over 2 years ago

Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?