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Favorite Episodes

  1. Teenage Strangler
    268
  2. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    218
  3. The Sidehackers
    169
  4. Zombie Nightmare
    255
  5. Last of the Wild Horses
    133
  6. It Lives by Night
    137
  7. Diabolik
    172
  8. Red Zone Cuba
    191
  9. SST: Death Flight
    63
  10. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    22
  11. The Touch of Satan
    282
  12. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    214
  13. Riding with Death
    330
  14. The Starfighters
    188
  15. Danger! Death Ray
    391
  16. Angels' Revenge
    174
  17. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    146
  18. I Was a Teenage Werewolf
    158
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    287
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    228
  21. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    229
  22. Jack Frost
    264
  23. Horror of Party Beach
    266
  24. Space Mutiny
    777
  25. Time Chasers
    371
  26. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    353
  27. The Projected Man
    164
  28. Hobgoblins
    330
  29. Gorgo
    149
  30. Devil Fish
    212
  31. Quest of the Delta Knights
    216
  32. Soultaker
    317
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  34. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    275
  35. Future War
    222
  36. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    288
  37. Track of the Moon Beast
    232
  38. Final Justice
    226
  39. Horrors of Spider Island
    179
  40. Squirm
    188
  41. Moon Zero Two
    156
  42. Cave Dwellers
    353
  43. Gamera
    191
  44. Pod People
    466
  45. Fugitive Alien
    264
  46. Earth vs. the Spider
    163
  47. Mighty Jack
    142
  48. Teenage Caveman
    123
  49. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    191
  50. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    208
  51. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    253
  52. Master Ninja I
    213
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    130
  54. Master Ninja II
    134
  55. The Giant Gila Monster
    195
  56. Teenagers from Outer Space
    228
  57. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    169
  58. Hercules Unchained
    150
  59. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  60. The Magic Sword
    166
  61. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  62. The Rebel Set
    136
  63. The Human Duplicators
    165
  64. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  65. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  66. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    582
  67. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  68. Hercules
    124
  69. Swamp Diamonds
    127
  70. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    172
  71. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    172
  72. Eegah
    331
  73. I Accuse My Parents
    342
  74. Operation Double 007
    192
  75. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    192
  76. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  77. Gunslinger
    124
  78. Mitchell
    489
  79. Alien from L.A.
    233
  80. Outlaw of Gor
    259
  81. Radar Secret Service
    172
  82. Santa Claus
    246
  83. Village of the Giants
    161
  84. 12 to the Moon
    168
  85. Girls Town
    242
  86. The Dead Talk Back
    236
  87. Colossus and the Headhunters
    150
  88. The Creeping Terror
    212
  89. Code Name Diamond Head
    152
  90. San Francisco International
    212
  91. The Sword and the Dragon
    188
  92. Time of the Apes
    218
  93. The Deadly Bees
    172
  94. Night of the Blood Beast
    256
  95. The Brute Man
    171
  96. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    278
  97. The Incredible Melting Man
    224
  98. Escape 2000
    207
  99. Laserblast
    334
  100. Bride of the Monster
    188
  101. The Corpse Vanishes
    120
  102. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    227
  103. Prince of Space
    373
  104. The Violent Years
    136
  105. Women of the Prehistoric Planet
    142
  106. Wild Rebels
    136
  107. Lost Continent
    206
  108. The Indestructible Man
    129
  109. The Beatniks
    159
  110. The Wild World of Batwoman
    183
  111. The Crawling Eye
    212
  112. The Crawling Hand
    128
  113. Project Moonbase
    91
  114. Untamed Youth
    108
  115. Rocketship X-M
    238
  116. Catalina Caper
    225
  117. Rocket Attack USA
    120
  118. First Spaceship on Venus
    127
  119. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    231
  120. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    158

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501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 2 years ago

"Feel some malaise sucka!"
One of the best riffs ever.


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anyone else catch the Hugh Beaumont drop by Crow??


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There is no way that evil monkey part was shot in the mid-90's, unless they were going for a super-accurate late-70's/early-80's look with that house, and the women's hairstyles, and the kid's Return of the Jedi shirt. It looks almost identical to the house where I grew up in the early 80's. Even the TV and the lighting fixtures are the same.


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610 - The Violent Years - over 2 years ago

That short is probably my favorite thing they've ever done. I think it has the highest concentration of good riffs per second.
"I've never felt so comfortable around a woman, Mrs. Adams."
"I'm squishy and I need to move on it!"
and so many more


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205 - Rocket Attack USA - over 2 years ago

I can't stop laughing at that stinger at the end!


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111 - Moon Zero Two - over 2 years ago

I just noticed in the end credits that the hostess was played by none other than Carol Cleveland, who went on to be in Monty Python and marry Eric Idle!


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

Mikie is the best thing about this movie. And when Mike does his Mikie impression it absolutely kills me every time.


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K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 2 years ago

Man that is one funky-ass soundtrack. I can dig it.


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303 - Pod People - over 2 years ago

Hear the engines roll
Bees on Pie
Burnin' rubber tires


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109 - Project Moonbase - over 2 years ago

Man it's been a while since I last posted. And I can't believe this turkey is my return to watching MST3K. All I can say is this movie was so ridiculous, I almost forgot to be offended. But then there was the bilingual séance. I was like, "Oh,right! Racist AND sexist. Now I remember." Seriously one of the most "accidentally" racist things to ever grace an older movie in my memory, and I've seen the pickaninny zebra in the uncut centaur scene of Fantasia.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - over 2 years ago

What is up with all these old movies and thinking that its a great idea to stick some random person singing a horrible song right in the middle?!?! over half of the movies do it!!! Its terrible, its like all the directors and screen writers got together and said how can we slow down the story while making the audience want to kill themselves? I know amateur singing!


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601 - Girls Town - over 2 years ago

Is Betty Lee there? No, she left. Well, is GEDDY Lee there?


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202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago

Only looooooove...pads the fillllm...


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814 - Riding with Death - over 2 years ago

All characters depicted are really stupid and disgusting.


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

We just opened another Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Diego!


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815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - over 2 years ago

Oops, pacemaker's goin' off.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago

The cast of How to Succeed in Business moves in.


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619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago

I am a Cuban and looking for Cuban safety here, in Cuba!


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1013 - Diabolik - over 2 years ago

I must remember to have my face resharpened!


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1013 - Diabolik - over 2 years ago

We need to use your desk to make sandwiches.


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1010 - It Lives by Night - over 2 years ago

Man she's got a lot fingers doesn't she?