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Valerie Godwin

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  1. Track of the Moon Beast
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  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
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622 - Angels' Revenge - over 2 years ago

So even tho they have the money they STEAL weapons. Oh yeah, they are so much better than the people they're going after. Self righteous hypocrisy, gotta love it.


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I'm Surprised that no one has tried to Reboot or Remake MST3K. And I hope that no one does. Or has someone already?


Thin Veils
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610 - The Violent Years - over 2 years ago

Anyone else recognize that the 2 guys in the short were gay? The mother realizes it and tries to push the daughter to try for the brothers friend. The ending was pure fiction (in that it seemed to work). Growing up with behavior modification techniques (not straight forward discussion) being used on me makes me recognize it right away.


Who does that?
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Who knew a hairstyle could be SO ANNOYING!!!????? I was transfixed and nauseous just looking at that...that...thing. What IS that?


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 2 years ago

I was waiting to hear "Paul you is a werewilf?"


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - over 2 years ago

Mannings sister is so annoying. Yeah, lets drain the Red Cross of it's resources and subject an entire group of military men to giving blood so I can keep a tortured soul alive for...what exactly? And then the Major (or whatever) STILL likes her and wants to take her to dinner. Men. Geeze. Anything for some tail.


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808 - The She-Creature - over 2 years ago

Ok, call me crazy but, I like Lance's character. He's the only one who's open minded and seems to have integrity. Seriously. Listen to the conversations (if you can hear them. They do mumble ...a lot) The acting was not that great but it was better than the other people's. The 2 funniest things are the mumbling and when he tells the cops to start shooting at nothing AND THEY DO.


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424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago

I actually think Fire Maidens was WAY more painful. Monster A Go-Go too. AND Fu Manchu. At least with this the characters are semi interesting, and we get a goofy theme song. And the guy who made it had no experience in movie making. Also once you see it enough you CAN actually figure out what is happening. I thought my brain was going to melt watching Fire Maidens. "Padding that leads to more padding" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Writers of the Northeast
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814 - Riding with Death - over 2 years ago

I still cant figure out what he was actually saying when you hear "New England Journalists". was it "you cant jiggle this"? or ..well thats my only guess. Always stumps me. I've gone back and listened intently...he is saying "new england journalists" LMAO


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 3 years ago

I actually like Johnny Longbow's character. The actor is probably the best in the movie, and he and the sheriff have about the most genuine parts.


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 4 years ago

"Better to stalk it than have it come to us." - That's my dating policy.


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319 - War of the Colossal Beast - almost 3 years ago

This host seg with Joel as the futurist is one of the best in the series. DULUTH DULUTH.


Recent Riffs

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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 2 years ago

"And when I saw Harris" I said 'Hello Harris'


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512 - Mitchell - over 2 years ago

"Mastretta" or "Guilano"


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512 - Mitchell - over 2 years ago

"Hey" what? *shot "Oh!"


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 2 years ago

I came to see the likenkelder and Im not leaving until I do!
whatever likenkelder is it must be pretty good


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 2 years ago

Emo avec lute


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 2 years ago

Does anybody else hear these bells?


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 2 years ago

"it all seems to point to one city" Circle pines


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504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - over 2 years ago

"It's tasteless odorless and leaves no trace in the human body" Velveeta?


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808 - The She-Creature - over 2 years ago

"Trickery" dickery dock


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808 - The She-Creature - over 2 years ago

Maybe they should have a staff meeting about letting citizens boss them around


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808 - The She-Creature - over 2 years ago

Big nasally line reads


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808 - The She-Creature - over 2 years ago

Sorry looked at you. (who was he looking at during that scene?)