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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 5 years ago
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I can't stop visualizing the ways I would disarm and take down the two kids with guns. It's actually starting to get pretty distracting. : \ Damn all those martial arts clubs in college....


523 - Village of the Giants - almost 5 years ago
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I love how in all the Burt I. movies there is no consistent size for the people or monsters. One scene they're taller than a three story building, the next they're eating chicken legs the size of their pinky finger. They stand above the trees and theater, yet there is a magazine that fits in their palm. When they grow, their clothes rip off, yet when they shrink the clothing shrinks with them.

Also, why are they afraid of the guns? At the largest size they were shown at, a gunshot would be little more than a mosquito bite and they could just squish the person shooting them. I spent the whole movie expecting a military reaction like in Beginning of the End. Instead I get kids having to walk home and horrible midget puns.


522 - Teenage Crime Wave - over 5 years ago
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Watching TV's Frank get maced never gets old.


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 6 years ago
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City Council member from the short: "Mr. Ferguson is right, and these kids are right, too." Basically all Mr. Ferguson said was that he invited the kids there, and then introduced them, and all the kids had said was, "You guys talk about teenagers as if we're all a bunch of freaks." So it's really confusing what he's agreeing with-I expected the kids to actually have something to say after all the drama of the chase scene to the courthouse. Then they had no idea what to say-guess they didn't think that one through.


515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - almost 5 years ago
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It's amazing what a simple blow to the head can do. I might even be able to forget this movie if I hit hard enough.


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 5 years ago
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Who would have thought video game companies would take the "Johnny Long Torso" business model and apply it to their product? Horse armor? Why of course! Extra skins for guns? Why not? Content on the disc you physically bought but can't unlock until you pay more for a launch DLC? Sounds reasonable!


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