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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    741
  2. Hamlet
    175
  3. Space Mutiny
    884
  4. Puma Man
    507
  5. Jack Frost
    329
  6. The Giant Spider Invasion
    337
  7. The Screaming Skull
    266
  8. The Leech Woman
    235
  9. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    256
  10. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  11. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    239
  12. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    250
  13. Fugitive Alien
    324
  14. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  15. Night of the Blood Beast
    307
  16. Final Justice
    260
  17. Laserblast
    388
  18. Soultaker
    367
  19. Prince of Space
    453
  20. Diabolik
    207
  21. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    670
  22. The Sinister Urge
    213
  23. Girl in Gold Boots
    273
  24. Santa Claus
    287
  25. Danger! Death Ray
    465
  26. Riding with Death
    382
  27. Track of the Moon Beast
    275
  28. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    251
  29. Teenage Crime Wave
    178
  30. Quest of the Delta Knights
    253
  31. The Violent Years
    168
  32. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    195
  33. Monster A-Go Go
    335
  34. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    278

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310 - Fugitive Alien - about 7 years ago
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13:30

Remember when Fruitopia was the bomb? Not it's just a one-flavor-variety drink sold only at participating McDonalds.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 6 years ago
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At 18:12, there are all these butts, and yet not a single remark about visible pantie lines.


508 - Operation Double 007 - over 7 years ago
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507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 6 years ago
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This movie syncs up really well with Pearl Jam's "Jeremy." Well, in the sense of the plot.


310 - Fugitive Alien - about 7 years ago
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"You betrayed us... TRAITOR!"

I want my last words to be redundant, too.


911 - Devil Fish - about 6 years ago
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"Ed Wood's octopus scene was a lot more convincing that this." That's right folks, Mike just made a reference to a season 4 movie that he wasn't even supposed to be around for. Well done guys.


911 - Devil Fish - over 6 years ago
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I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?


1009 - Hamlet - over 6 years ago
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Hamlet is only movie done by MST3K with a great storyline. It's a decently made movie, and the acting isn't bad either. The German accent is funny as well. HOWEVER, one could riff on SHAKESPEARE'S works with ease. The time has come for the crew to get bold, and riff apart this classic. Thanks for taking something everyone knows and giving it "THE TREATMENT."I know we'll all appreciate and enjoy...HAMLET...sounds like baby piggy name.


808 - The She-Creature - about 7 years ago
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When it said "Produced by Alex Gordon" against the backdrop of the ocean, I immediately thought of the Gordon's Fisherman. Is that bad?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - about 6 years ago
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Why is everyone in this movie unnaturally greasy? Did they film in Georgia, or was there off-set butter wrestling?

In other words, did they film in Georgia?


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 7 years ago
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Kind of funny that the woman in the beginning said she knew of Nelson, considering that's her husband.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 7 years ago
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Well we had to snap him in half, like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule.


Recent Riffs

501 - Warrior of the Lost World - about 7 years ago
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The motorcycle's closed-captioned for the hearing impaired!


607 - Bloodlust - about 6 years ago
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Equal rights for pigs!


314 - Mighty Jack - about 6 years ago
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*gasp* Evil Good Humor Men!


1009 - Hamlet - about 6 years ago
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They better get him out of there before he melts, thaws, and resolves himself into a dew.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 7 years ago
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"So what is additional dialogue?" "Oh, things like 'Hey, you!' and 'Get off that!' and 'Why not?'"


513 - The Brain that Wouldn't Die - almost 6 years ago
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What are you, tossing a salad down there? Hurry up!


521 - Santa Claus - about 7 years ago
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"The only thing this child wants-" "Is fear itself!"


815 - Agent for H.A.R.M. - about 7 years ago
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These people did not earn triangles, but they can try again next year!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 6 years ago
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You spent your nickel, we're done!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 6 years ago
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The family of shame!


608 - Code Name Diamond Head - about 6 years ago
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Watch the boy on the left, his heart's about to explode! Wait...


607 - Bloodlust - about 6 years ago
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Their throats tighten with apprehension.