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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Final Sacrifice
    208
  2. The Screaming Skull
    80
  3. Space Mutiny
    229
  4. Puma Man
    148
  5. Jack Frost
    82
  6. The Leech Woman
    57
  7. The Giant Spider Invasion
    85
  8. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    64
  9. Warrior of the Lost World
    91
  10. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    77
  11. Hamlet
    49
  12. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
    63
  13. Prince of Space
    119
  14. Laserblast
    109
  15. Horror of Party Beach
    89
  16. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    191
  17. The Sinister Urge
    63
  18. Santa Claus
    75
  19. Danger! Death Ray
    134
  20. Riding with Death
    117
  21. Track of the Moon Beast
    80
  22. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    58
  23. Teenage Crime Wave
    38
  24. Quest of the Delta Knights
    75
  25. The Violent Years
    49
  26. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    56
  27. Monster A-Go Go
    102
  28. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    83
  29. Fugitive Alien
    77
  30. Soultaker
    107
  31. Night of the Blood Beast
    79
  32. Diabolik
    59
  33. Girl in Gold Boots
    90

Recent Comments Sorted by how recently someone replied

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Come to my dimension, it's fun over here!


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Why is everyone in this movie unnaturally greasy? Did they film in Georgia, or was there off-set butter wrestling?

In other words, did they film in Georgia?


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Nothing good can come from a conversation involving the sentence, "My sister's the number one attraction in Los Angeles."


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911 - Devil Fish - 5 months ago

I love lucifered potatoes, but, HOO, boy. "sphincter fire", that's all I'm saying...and...how do you tell whether or not you have soul in your stool?


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911 - Devil Fish - 2 months ago

This "film" desperately needed a Quint/ seafaring veteran-type. Or a Captain Ahab, seeking revenge against the Devil Fish for eating his beloved...speedo...


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911 - Devil Fish - 4 days ago

"Ed Wood's octopus scene was a lot more convincing that this." That's right folks, Mike just made a reference to a season 4 movie that he wasn't even supposed to be around for. Well done guys.


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314 - Mighty Jack - about 1 year ago

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.


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This movie syncs up really well with Pearl Jam's "Jeremy." Well, in the sense of the plot.


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1013 - Diabolik - 4 days ago

George Jones tours Italy.


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1013 - Diabolik - 4 days ago

54:47 "Welcome, Dr. Meechum." Ha, a MST3K Movie/This Island Earth reference... at the last episode of the show. It's like the "Watch out for snakes" reference on Mitchell. I feel sad now.


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1013 - Diabolik - 5 months ago

I hurl my skinniness at you!


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1013 - Diabolik - 4 days ago

32:00 Did he just tell the person steering the ship to "get lost"?


Recent Riffs

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Did you guys ever notice those girls in front of us when we play? What's all that about?


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Slipping on filth is fun!


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Hey, this thing's coated with squirrel guts!


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Now it's kind of like vaguely sexual wallpaper.


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Yeahyeahyeahrightrightrightuhhuhyeahyeahyeahuhhuhyeahright...


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Come to my dimension, it's fun over here!


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Hahahahahahahaha.


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"You're about the same size I am." "Except you're misshapen and horrible."


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This is from the L.A. Skank Collection.


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314 - Mighty Jack - 4 days ago

"A clever hiding place!" "Until spring hits."


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314 - Mighty Jack - 4 days ago

*gasp* Evil Good Humor Men!


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314 - Mighty Jack - 4 days ago

And you'll be hot, hot, hot with the latest talking lipstick fashions from Paris.