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Melissa Bachmann

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Diabolik
    182
  2. Horrors of Spider Island
    189
  3. Bloodlust
    152
  4. Space Travelers
    126
  5. The Undead
    207
  6. The Giant Spider Invasion
    298
  7. Jack Frost
    280
  8. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    226
  9. Prince of Space
    387
  10. Space Mutiny
    794
  11. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    370
  12. The Screaming Skull
    233
  13. Quest of the Delta Knights
    227
  14. Future War
    233
  15. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    302
  16. Track of the Moon Beast
    239
  17. Final Justice
    234
  18. Hamlet
    150
  19. Teenagers from Outer Space
    232
  20. Teenage Strangler
    276
  21. The Projected Man
    174
  22. Puma Man
    446

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1008 - Final Justice - over 2 years ago

I know I'm in the minority but I like this movie better than Mitchel; I liked the movie better and it has some of the best riffs like "you're gonna have to grease me and push me through here".


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - over 3 years ago

These are the best host segments of any episode.


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1009 - Hamlet - over 2 years ago

I could of sworn that the first time they aired this episode it was subtitled but no one's ever mentioned it; am I insane?


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705 - Escape 2000 - about 3 years ago

The main thing I don't understand about this film(other than why Toblerone isn't the main character) is why people want to stay in the Bronx. I mean that company will pay you, and even if that isn't true you've got people trying to rob you constantly, not to mention the company killing anyone who doesn't leave.


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 1 year ago

"The Beast Of Yucca Flats, Skydivers, and Red Zone Cuba, are but three examples of the many, many godawful films made during this century."
That statement, (particularly the adjective 'godawful') left me in stitches. That is EXACTLY what I would've said.
"What are you watching?"
"Oh, just another godawful film."


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621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - about 5 years ago

Sigh. It's sad, really. This film seems to be Coleman Francis's attempt at art. And how far from the mark it fell. And why did they mention a flag on the moon once and then never again? And how small was that budget that Francis nearly always avoided showing anyone speaking their lines? Could he not figure out how to mike the desert? Or is it like the guys said, a way to avoid having to deal with sound and picture continuity? And why am I even asking all these questions? Why do I care?


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811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 2 years ago

I generally like the host segments from the sci-fi era but the space kids ones are loathsome to me.


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810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 2 years ago

In this movie I feel like there is a subplot of the lush having an affair with Dutch that we don't really get to see. Relevant? No but a conversation piece anyway.


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In the olfactory bit in the beginning Joel and the bots refer to that pink stuff that would cover puke at school. Do they still use that stuff or have come up with something better? I never threw up at school. Never heard about anyone doing it either. Though, many times I found the custodian cleaning up a batch in the hallway. Maybe it was the custodian's puke.


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811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - almost 3 years ago

Figures Michael Bay would rip off a movie this terrible.


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Well yes they are horrible at delivering their lines which is what makes them hilarious!


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