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109 - Project Moonbase - over 3 years ago
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At the very end of the final credits, does anyone else see Joel put Servo back on the theater floor? Or is he handing Servo off to Josh? Tom's kind of sideways, not the way Joel normally carries him.


110 - Robot Holocaust - over 3 years ago
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During "Oops! Film Broke" you can see Joel's glasses. Guess he had to put them on to fix the projector? :-)


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 3 years ago
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I don't get it, the mom says to wipe off the "whipped cream" off his face when it's clearly toothpaste.


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 3 years ago
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I wonder who made the diorama play-doh sculptures. Somehow I feel like Jef would have made them, uh, better. But not as adorable!


Crappy Fake Science Babble Death Match!
Forum - about 3 years ago
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First Spaceship To Venus vs. Giant Spider Invasion:
which has the crappiest fake science babble?

We all know Crow's editorial position on the stupid, pulled-out-of-the-ass astrophysics gibberish in First Spaceship To Venus, but I'm just now finishing a viewing of Giant Spider Invasion, and wondering if Venus meets its match in that llab scene with Barbara Hale and that dude from Batwoman where they crap out such a sublimely worthless heap of fake astrophysics blather that all I could think of was that one astronaut's soul-crushingly dull changing-the-energy-back-into-mass-in-the-big-atomic-golf-ball rap in First Spaceship To Venus. Both of these scenes really hurt me, man, and I didn't even major in a science (I went to friggin' art school, f'cripesake).


Forum - about 3 years ago
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So I was sitting in the airport today, thinking about the plane I had to catch, when a voice came over the loudspeaker, catching my attention right away. "Attention: will McDonnell, Crow, and Hodgson please come to the blahblahblah".

I did not hear what the blahblahblah was, but I wished I had. I would've loved to dash over there and see who had the awesome sense of humor to page for Crow and Hodgson in an airport. I definitely geeked out a little and was somewhat disappointed that no one else's heads were searching about for "Hodgson and Crow". And of course, part of me was hopeful that Joel was there, but I doubt he was. That would've just been too cool. :P


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Call me crazy, but I think every one of Joel's waffle recipes sounds stupendous.


I for one welcome our newbie MSTie overlords
Forum - about 3 years ago
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Okay, so last night I almost lost it when I saw there were 71 people watching The Slime People. I'd never seen so many people watching a single episode... Although two hours later it'd calmed down to 7 viewers. I get home from work tonight, go to this most bodacious site (sorry for channeling Keanu there), and find there's 126 people watching Night of the Blood Beast with over 1,700 on the site, both setting records as far as I know. I remember when you'd be lucky to find even 126 people on the site...


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 3 years ago
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I love how the Crow-double (with the cooked shish kebab arms) has a little foil hat. Don't want your net overdone and dried out.
Also, it must have been lots of work for the interns, cleaning all the spit-take root beer off the 'bots. Not to mention raw egg . . .


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - over 3 years ago
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Is this the first time Frank is called "TV's Frank?"


Anyone Else's Viewing Become too Ritualized?
Forum - about 3 years ago
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For instance: Before watching I gather snack food of which I eat one item during each of the movie segments but NOT during host segments. The first bite must be taken after the first riff, after the first dialogue, after the opening credits OR if the first movie segment is a short, at the ten minute mark.


Recent Riffs

316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 3 years ago
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You know, these films are, uh, weird.


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 3 years ago
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Iwo Jima Babies, by Jim Henson!


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 3 years ago
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But whatever it is, we can't afford to show it land.


316 - Gamera vs. Zigra - about 3 years ago
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And all the Canadian seals are on steroids!


314 - Mighty Jack - about 3 years ago
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My cigarettes are ringing.


314 - Mighty Jack - about 3 years ago
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My elbow exploded!


314 - Mighty Jack - about 3 years ago
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I love the smell of burning flesh and the sound of breaking glass!