As you can guess from the comments below, this is a delightfully whimsical (and whimsically delightful) children's movie... if you hate children. The Screaming Skull had less death and supernatural mayhem than this.

What the hell was the point of the goddamn parrot?

Pants! Pants!

"After that you can have a clothesline... with my shirt on it." What the hell?

Why is a director who doesn't understand relativity trying to explain it to his audience?

When firing a pistol, remember to aim, grimace, and squeeze the trigger with your eyes closed.

In the comments of the We Keep Grieving thread: One complaint that Prince's death got more attention than Oswalt's wife's; One expletive name-call; and two people concerned about how Oswalt's wife's death will impact the new season of the MST3K. You've been warned.

So we know what top-rated MST's everyone dislikes, but what low-rated MST do you think should have more laughs?

Which MST movie (or just the movie title) best describes how you're feeling? How's your life going?
Castle of Fu Manchu- I'm feeling slow, cold, I have a mustache, and I'm in a "castle" on a hill... what happened in that movie? idk.

"But you looked at pigs - and there's a tire... You had LOTS of fun!" - This. This riff right here pretty much describes my life at the moment. I desperately need a vacation.

What riff describes YOUR life right now? (BTW - it's been a while. Always lurking though. How is everyone?)

"Does your monkey go "Hoo hoo HOO"?"

I had no idea Gene Wilder was still alive.