What the hell was the point of the goddamn parrot?

Pants! Pants!

"After that you can have a clothesline... with my shirt on it." What the hell?

Why is a director who doesn't understand relativity trying to explain it to his audience?

When firing a pistol, remember to aim, grimace, and squeeze the trigger with your eyes closed.

In the comments of the We Keep Grieving thread: One complaint that Prince's death got more attention than Oswalt's wife's; One expletive name-call; and two people concerned about how Oswalt's wife's death will impact the new season of the MST3K. You've been warned.

So we know what top-rated MST's everyone dislikes, but what low-rated MST do you think should have more laughs?

Which MST movie (or just the movie title) best describes how you're feeling? How's your life going?
Castle of Fu Manchu- I'm feeling slow, cold, I have a mustache, and I'm in a "castle" on a hill... what happened in that movie? idk.

"But you looked at pigs - and there's a tire... You had LOTS of fun!" - This. This riff right here pretty much describes my life at the moment. I desperately need a vacation.

What riff describes YOUR life right now? (BTW - it's been a while. Always lurking though. How is everyone?)

"Does your monkey go "Hoo hoo HOO"?"

I had no idea Gene Wilder was still alive.

What do we, as MSTies like to watch besides MST3K? John P. Posted that he doesn't really indulge much after our beloved show was cancelled. The more I think about it the more I realize I've screwing around on the internet more now a days then watching the idiot box. I'd have to say it seems like less and less each year.
News shows until I'm totally bummed out
SNL only DVRed to fast forward thur the crap skits and 40 mins of commercials
Broad City - a new one for me
DVRed blocks of Adult Swim if it doesn't suck
Military Channel ( All Hitler, all the time...)
Starting to get old and like fishing shows playing in the background.
What about you guys?