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Favorite Episodes

  1. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    184
  2. The Killer Shrews
    217
  3. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    202
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    234
  5. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    187
  6. Eegah
    349
  7. Beginning of the End
    236
  8. San Francisco International
    231
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    238
  10. Racket Girls
    151
  11. The Touch of Satan
    301
  12. Pod People
    498
  13. Catalina Caper
    243
  14. Village of the Giants
    173
  15. The Creeping Terror
    223
  16. The Human Duplicators
    177
  17. The Final Sacrifice
    667
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    271
  19. Swamp Diamonds
    136
  20. The Undead
    212
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    134
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    378
  23. Riding with Death
    346
  24. War of the Colossal Beast
    199
  25. Girl in Gold Boots
    246
  26. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    188
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    246
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    304
  29. Hobgoblins
    350
  30. The Deadly Bees
    187
  31. Horrors of Spider Island
    195
  32. Alien from L.A.
    247
  33. It Lives by Night
    148
  34. The Deadly Mantis
    179
  35. The Projected Man
    179
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    415
  37. Operation Double 007
    204
  38. The Rebel Set
    141
  39. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    183
  40. Track of the Moon Beast
    243
  41. Invasion USA
    145
  42. Moon Zero Two
    164
  43. I Accuse My Parents
    361
  44. Werewolf
    474
  45. Ring of Terror
    167

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609 - The Skydivers - about 3 years ago

Real talk: Beth (Kevin Casey) is super adorable, despite (or perhaps because of) her impressive hair-helmet.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 2 years ago

I know I wrote this a lot, but this is truly an underappreciated episode. In fact, this may be the most criminally underappreciated episode of them all. It has my favorite MST song ever, and so many pause-the-movie, laugh-out-loud quips that it takes me five hours to watch it through. This silly movie brought out the sneaky snark. Oh, just smiley it already!


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Forum - 10 months ago

So I was watching Giant Spider Invasion which I've seen like a million times and I got a riff that I never have before. Now I know that I've heard before but it's always gone in one ear and out the other. It's just strange of why I finally got it.


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701 - Night of the Blood Beast - about 1 year ago

If it wasn't for the stupid phone in the short, those two idiots could of taken off for their " Honey Moon" ASAP without having to sing to inanimate objects, smoke a cartoon of ciggys, or bother gay angels with their tomfoolery. But alas, how hot would it of been? Judging by the sexy twin beds in the house, probably not so erotic.


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1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - over 4 years ago

"With my luck, I would've crashed with ZZ Top."


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Ah, one of the funniest episodes I think I've ever seen.


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901 - The Projected Man - over 3 years ago

Hey .. as a Brit I can't help but take just a little bit of offence at the guys stance on the accents in this movie .. I mean I know it all sounds 'funny' to you yanks .. but come on!! .. At least you can understand what they're saying. After all the crappy american b-movies they've say through you'd think they'd have found it refreshing! Other than that I thought this was a great episode .. just remember .. it takes a queen's english british man to make a REAL villain!! You won't be laughing when Christopher Lee comes to kick your ass ... with great articulation and dialogue that can kill all on it's own!


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906 - The Space Children - over 5 years ago

All Hail Grand Overlord Bud!


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906 - The Space Children - about 3 years ago

I love that Brain Guy still has his hood and cape, even when he's wearing a lab coat.


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I wonder if George Takai did any voice work on this movies.


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K15 - Superdome - over 2 years ago

This is one of the unwatchable ones. I still can't re thur the whole thing.


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906 - The Space Children - over 4 years ago

Wow, the mom in this movie has an Anakin-ian level hated of sand.


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 1 year ago

"Christina's World" one of the most fruity ways a guy could look around while sitting on the floor!


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516 - Alien from L.A. - over 1 year ago

Hey Madame a Curie!?! Can I get my fries over here?!?!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

(Bees buzzing and swarming, telephone ringing off the hook) Yeah this will calm her nerves....Hope they have enough Komodo dragons on the premises.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

When he slept out on the floor with someone new?


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

( Machine gun noises when the camera's pointed at Vicky)


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

Ahhhh! A bear!!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

" I'm so tired..." And hot for some reason. I just got back from the Antarctic......


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

Just skip the music and go right for the heroin!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

" The Skinnys!!"


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

"Stop the music!"
Not that's good advice.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

I don't care!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - about 2 years ago

Wow! Look at the arm on her!