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  1. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    196
  2. The Killer Shrews
    232
  3. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    209
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    248
  5. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    196
  6. Eegah
    361
  7. Beginning of the End
    245
  8. San Francisco International
    244
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    251
  10. Racket Girls
    160
  11. The Touch of Satan
    319
  12. Pod People
    519
  13. Catalina Caper
    248
  14. Village of the Giants
    180
  15. The Creeping Terror
    234
  16. The Human Duplicators
    192
  17. The Final Sacrifice
    705
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    282
  19. Swamp Diamonds
    144
  20. The Undead
    225
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    144
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    394
  23. Riding with Death
    359
  24. War of the Colossal Beast
    207
  25. Girl in Gold Boots
    260
  26. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    199
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    261
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    321
  29. Hobgoblins
    369
  30. The Deadly Bees
    201
  31. Horrors of Spider Island
    211
  32. Alien from L.A.
    256
  33. It Lives by Night
    160
  34. The Deadly Mantis
    195
  35. The Projected Man
    189
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    434
  37. Operation Double 007
    214
  38. The Rebel Set
    147
  39. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    195
  40. Track of the Moon Beast
    258
  41. Invasion USA
    160
  42. Moon Zero Two
    179
  43. I Accuse My Parents
    375
  44. Werewolf
    493
  45. Ring of Terror
    178

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313 - Earth vs. the Spider - over 3 years ago
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Sheesh ... another one. 38:40 - bat harmlessly flapping around in its natural habitat, and the moment the sherrif sees it he opens fire.
What is it with all these movies where everything the slightest bit unusual or unexpected is greeted with a hail of bullets from the good guys if not the hero? Anyone would think every problem can be solved by shooting it.


521 - Santa Claus - over 4 years ago
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Can anyone tell what Mike says at 37:56 as the guy is going through the mail and picking out all the letters to Santa?


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - over 2 years ago
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The movie needed Beach music, instead of the same "background-music" from a Japanese Tea ceremony for every damn scene.


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I am giving this episode its 47th laugh. The same number of laughs as credits that buy a doppel as an anteater... maybe.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - almost 2 years ago
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If it wasn't for the stupid phone in the short, those two idiots could of taken off for their " Honey Moon" ASAP without having to sing to inanimate objects, smoke a cartoon of ciggys, or bother gay angels with their tomfoolery. But alas, how hot would it of been? Judging by the sexy twin beds in the house, probably not so erotic.


1001 - Soultaker - about 5 years ago
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Why wasn't Joel killed when movie sign came up?


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - almost 6 years ago
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A bit of trivia: Donald Pleasence, whom you may know as Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was in THX1138, was Dr. Sam Loomis in the "Halloween" series,Dr. Seward in the 1979 Dracula movie, played B.D. Hoffer in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was Dr. Michaels in Fantastic Voyage,Satan in "The Greatest Story EverTold", played multiple roles in both of The Great Escape movies, as well as being a RAF piolot in WWII (and subsequently a P.O.W)


907 - Hobgoblins - over 5 years ago
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There's something perversely admirable about a film that dares to not feature a single likeable character.

Lookit what we're handed here: Old Blithering Idiot lets his partner: Bland Teen Stereotype get horribly murdered by alien monsters. He then hires Annoying Whiny Douche to replace him. On his second day on the job, Annoying Whiny Douche manages to release said monsters who, despite having an entire city of victims to choose from, concentrate all of their effort on Annoying Whiny Douche's friends. There's his girlfriend: Frigid Emasculating Shrew, and his "pals": Scrawny Repugnant Whore and her boyfriend: Greasy Macho Scumbag....last and assuredly least is the 5th wheel: Effeminate Pervert Loser.
What a cast!
There is NO ONE and NOTHING to root for in this film save for the sweet release of death.


907 - Hobgoblins - about 5 years ago
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Mike's attempts to wrangle the bots during the opening credits reminds me of when I have to pack up my cats to go to the vet.


805 - The Thing That Couldn't Die - almost 3 years ago
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So, a black dress (that's less revealing than her other dresses) and a sideways ponytail denotes the evilness in Jessica? That, and the "sassy" attitude and ability to drink one small shot of alcohol, of course. She MUST be a servant of demonic spirits!


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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Real talk: Beth (Kevin Casey) is super adorable, despite (or perhaps because of) her impressive hair-helmet.


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 3 years ago
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I know I wrote this a lot, but this is truly an underappreciated episode. In fact, this may be the most criminally underappreciated episode of them all. It has my favorite MST song ever, and so many pause-the-movie, laugh-out-loud quips that it takes me five hours to watch it through. This silly movie brought out the sneaky snark. Oh, just smiley it already!


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509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - about 2 years ago
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"Christina's World" one of the most fruity ways a guy could look around while sitting on the floor!


516 - Alien from L.A. - about 2 years ago
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Hey Madame a Curie!?! Can I get my fries over here?!?!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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(Bees buzzing and swarming, telephone ringing off the hook) Yeah this will calm her nerves....Hope they have enough Komodo dragons on the premises.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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When he slept out on the floor with someone new?


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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( Machine gun noises when the camera's pointed at Vicky)


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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Ahhhh! A bear!!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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" I'm so tired..." And hot for some reason. I just got back from the Antarctic......


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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Just skip the music and go right for the heroin!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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" The Skinnys!!"


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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"Stop the music!"
Not that's good advice.


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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I don't care!


905 - The Deadly Bees - almost 3 years ago
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Wow! Look at the arm on her!