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  1. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  2. The Killer Shrews
    243
  3. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    218
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  5. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    204
  6. Eegah
    370
  7. Beginning of the End
    252
  8. San Francisco International
    249
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    264
  10. Racket Girls
    164
  11. The Touch of Satan
    326
  12. Pod People
    535
  13. Catalina Caper
    253
  14. Village of the Giants
    188
  15. The Creeping Terror
    238
  16. The Human Duplicators
    197
  17. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    290
  19. Swamp Diamonds
    146
  20. The Undead
    231
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    149
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    404
  23. Riding with Death
    379
  24. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  25. Girl in Gold Boots
    265
  26. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    209
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    267
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    328
  29. Hobgoblins
    373
  30. The Deadly Bees
    207
  31. Horrors of Spider Island
    216
  32. Alien from L.A.
    261
  33. It Lives by Night
    164
  34. The Deadly Mantis
    203
  35. The Projected Man
    193
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  37. Operation Double 007
    223
  38. The Rebel Set
    154
  39. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    202
  40. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  41. Invasion USA
    168
  42. Moon Zero Two
    185
  43. I Accuse My Parents
    389
  44. Werewolf
    511
  45. Ring of Terror
    184

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Anti-Polish
701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 2 years ago
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Crow's ethnic slur about 50.0 is rather jarring.


313 - Earth vs. the Spider - about 4 years ago
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Sheesh ... another one. 38:40 - bat harmlessly flapping around in its natural habitat, and the moment the sherrif sees it he opens fire.
What is it with all these movies where everything the slightest bit unusual or unexpected is greeted with a hail of bullets from the good guys if not the hero? Anyone would think every problem can be solved by shooting it.


521 - Santa Claus - over 5 years ago
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Can anyone tell what Mike says at 37:56 as the guy is going through the mail and picking out all the letters to Santa?


810 - The Giant Spider Invasion - almost 3 years ago
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The movie needed Beach music, instead of the same "background-music" from a Japanese Tea ceremony for every damn scene.


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I am giving this episode its 47th laugh. The same number of laughs as credits that buy a doppel as an anteater... maybe.


701 - Night of the Blood Beast - over 2 years ago
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If it wasn't for the stupid phone in the short, those two idiots could of taken off for their " Honey Moon" ASAP without having to sing to inanimate objects, smoke a cartoon of ciggys, or bother gay angels with their tomfoolery. But alas, how hot would it of been? Judging by the sexy twin beds in the house, probably not so erotic.


1001 - Soultaker - over 5 years ago
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Why wasn't Joel killed when movie sign came up?


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 6 years ago
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A bit of trivia: Donald Pleasence, whom you may know as Blofeld in You Only Live Twice, was in THX1138, was Dr. Sam Loomis in the "Halloween" series,Dr. Seward in the 1979 Dracula movie, played B.D. Hoffer in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, was Dr. Michaels in Fantastic Voyage,Satan in "The Greatest Story EverTold", played multiple roles in both of The Great Escape movies, as well as being a RAF piolot in WWII (and subsequently a P.O.W)


907 - Hobgoblins - about 6 years ago
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There's something perversely admirable about a film that dares to not feature a single likeable character.

Lookit what we're handed here: Old Blithering Idiot lets his partner: Bland Teen Stereotype get horribly murdered by alien monsters. He then hires Annoying Whiny Douche to replace him. On his second day on the job, Annoying Whiny Douche manages to release said monsters who, despite having an entire city of victims to choose from, concentrate all of their effort on Annoying Whiny Douche's friends. There's his girlfriend: Frigid Emasculating Shrew, and his "pals": Scrawny Repugnant Whore and her boyfriend: Greasy Macho Scumbag....last and assuredly least is the 5th wheel: Effeminate Pervert Loser.
What a cast!
There is NO ONE and NOTHING to root for in this film save for the sweet release of death.


907 - Hobgoblins - almost 6 years ago
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Mike's attempts to wrangle the bots during the opening credits reminds me of when I have to pack up my cats to go to the vet.


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So, a black dress (that's less revealing than her other dresses) and a sideways ponytail denotes the evilness in Jessica? That, and the "sassy" attitude and ability to drink one small shot of alcohol, of course. She MUST be a servant of demonic spirits!


609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago
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Real talk: Beth (Kevin Casey) is super adorable, despite (or perhaps because of) her impressive hair-helmet.


Recent Riffs

509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 2 years ago
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"Christina's World" one of the most fruity ways a guy could look around while sitting on the floor!


516 - Alien from L.A. - almost 3 years ago
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Hey Madame a Curie!?! Can I get my fries over here?!?!


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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(Bees buzzing and swarming, telephone ringing off the hook) Yeah this will calm her nerves....Hope they have enough Komodo dragons on the premises.


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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When he slept out on the floor with someone new?


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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( Machine gun noises when the camera's pointed at Vicky)


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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Ahhhh! A bear!!


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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" I'm so tired..." And hot for some reason. I just got back from the Antarctic......


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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Just skip the music and go right for the heroin!


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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" The Skinnys!!"


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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"Stop the music!"
Not that's good advice.


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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I don't care!


905 - The Deadly Bees - over 3 years ago
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Wow! Look at the arm on her!