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Favorite Episodes

  1. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    175
  2. The Killer Shrews
    211
  3. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    192
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    228
  5. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  6. Eegah
    335
  7. Beginning of the End
    228
  8. San Francisco International
    221
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    230
  10. Racket Girls
    142
  11. The Touch of Satan
    285
  12. Pod People
    476
  13. Catalina Caper
    230
  14. Village of the Giants
    167
  15. The Creeping Terror
    218
  16. The Human Duplicators
    168
  17. The Final Sacrifice
    649
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    263
  19. Swamp Diamonds
    131
  20. The Undead
    203
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    361
  23. Riding with Death
    336
  24. War of the Colossal Beast
    189
  25. Girl in Gold Boots
    239
  26. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    180
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    233
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    291
  29. Hobgoblins
    335
  30. The Deadly Bees
    174
  31. Horrors of Spider Island
    186
  32. Alien from L.A.
    239
  33. It Lives by Night
    143
  34. The Deadly Mantis
    171
  35. The Projected Man
    167
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    397
  37. Operation Double 007
    196
  38. The Rebel Set
    136
  39. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    173
  40. Track of the Moon Beast
    235
  41. Invasion USA
    139
  42. Moon Zero Two
    156
  43. I Accuse My Parents
    346
  44. Werewolf
    457
  45. Ring of Terror
    161

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So...if the hippie didn't punch Mr. Woodruff, how the hell did he get hit?


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508 - Operation Double 007 - about 1 year ago

I've posted before about how much Yashuko's death in this movie irks me, but I was just thinking this time through and it was pretty scummy of Ward Jones to use her as his unknowing messenger. She was completely innocent, not involved in the hijinks at all, and because of him, she was kidnapped, tortured and killed. At least, all the other women in the movie were voluntary participants.


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I DARE you to find a single upper lip in this film.


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 5 years ago

I swiped these from that Indian while he was cryin' about the garbage-


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Forum - 5 months ago

Well thats not gonna be good.


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819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - about 2 years ago

I wonder if George Takai did any voice work on this movies.


November Fool's Day... right?
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Forum - 5 months ago

I've almost calmed down.
Conveniently, California legalized recreational pot use. CA love!
I take some comfort in getting to see fireworks between Trumpers and non-Trump Republicans. It will be epic.


Hi anyone hear turn their crank to Frank and Trace's new pod cast show yet?
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Forum - 4 months ago

Movie Sign with the Mads? On cavecomedyradio.com? So far they've reviewed these movies
Jack Reacher around the edge of coming back to huh?
Warriors 1979
Sun Set Blvd
Deliverance
Valley of the Dolls
Halloween
The Accountant
The Magnificent Seven
LA Confidential
Sully
Capt America Civil War
Sucide Squad
Jason Bourne
Star Trek Beyond
Bateman 5 Superman:Dawn of Justice
Independence Day Resurgence
And this last Monday Citizen Kane
Their 3rd side kick is Carolina Hildalgo, a young in' with an interesting perspective on a first timers look at the classic movies
I was read back Thur some of the posts and Mojojo said they thought that Trace's voice was relaxing and liked to fall asleep to it. I listen to them several times, and then will tune in to that cast I've heard already to relax and drift off. I used to do it with the movies too. So if you have would you share your opinions? I'm hoping they will release some riffed movies, cuz I've not been in the cities where they've been doing live performances.


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508 - Operation Double 007 - about 5 years ago

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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 4 years ago

Still better than George Lazenby.


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508 - Operation Double 007 - over 1 year ago

I hate James Bond films. (I don't see the appeal, I don't understand the appeal.) To me, this movie is actually a step up. In a lateral sort of fashion.


Recent Riffs

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"Christina's World" one of the most fruity ways a guy could look around while sitting on the floor!


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516 - Alien from L.A. - about 1 year ago

Hey Madame a Curie!?! Can I get my fries over here?!?!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

(Bees buzzing and swarming, telephone ringing off the hook) Yeah this will calm her nerves....Hope they have enough Komodo dragons on the premises.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

When he slept out on the floor with someone new?


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

( Machine gun noises when the camera's pointed at Vicky)


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

Ahhhh! A bear!!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

" I'm so tired..." And hot for some reason. I just got back from the Antarctic......


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

Just skip the music and go right for the heroin!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

" The Skinnys!!"


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

"Stop the music!"
Not that's good advice.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

I don't care!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

Wow! Look at the arm on her!