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Favorite Episodes

  1. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    172
  2. The Killer Shrews
    211
  3. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    190
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    227
  5. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    179
  6. Eegah
    333
  7. Beginning of the End
    227
  8. San Francisco International
    219
  9. The Incredible Melting Man
    225
  10. Racket Girls
    140
  11. The Touch of Satan
    285
  12. Pod People
    473
  13. Catalina Caper
    227
  14. Village of the Giants
    164
  15. The Creeping Terror
    215
  16. The Human Duplicators
    167
  17. The Final Sacrifice
    648
  18. Zombie Nightmare
    261
  19. Swamp Diamonds
    129
  20. The Undead
    203
  21. Hercules and the Captive Women
    128
  22. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    359
  23. Riding with Death
    335
  24. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  25. Girl in Gold Boots
    237
  26. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    175
  27. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    231
  28. The Giant Spider Invasion
    289
  29. Hobgoblins
    333
  30. The Deadly Bees
    174
  31. Horrors of Spider Island
    183
  32. Alien from L.A.
    238
  33. It Lives by Night
    139
  34. The Deadly Mantis
    168
  35. The Projected Man
    166
  36. Danger! Death Ray
    394
  37. Operation Double 007
    194
  38. The Rebel Set
    136
  39. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    172
  40. Track of the Moon Beast
    233
  41. Invasion USA
    139
  42. Moon Zero Two
    156
  43. I Accuse My Parents
    345
  44. Werewolf
    453
  45. Ring of Terror
    160

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So...if the hippie didn't punch Mr. Woodruff, how the hell did he get hit?


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508 - Operation Double 007 - about 1 year ago

I've posted before about how much Yashuko's death in this movie irks me, but I was just thinking this time through and it was pretty scummy of Ward Jones to use her as his unknowing messenger. She was completely innocent, not involved in the hijinks at all, and because of him, she was kidnapped, tortured and killed. At least, all the other women in the movie were voluntary participants.


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I DARE you to find a single upper lip in this film.


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1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 5 years ago

I swiped these from that Indian while he was cryin' about the garbage-


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Forum - 4 months ago

Well thats not gonna be good.


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819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - almost 2 years ago

I wonder if George Takai did any voice work on this movies.


I'm fine, really...
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Forum - 4 months ago


November Fool's Day... right?
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Forum - 4 months ago

I've almost calmed down.
Conveniently, California legalized recreational pot use. CA love!
I take some comfort in getting to see fireworks between Trumpers and non-Trump Republicans. It will be epic.


Hi anyone hear turn their crank to Frank and Trace's new pod cast show yet?
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Forum - 4 months ago

Movie Sign with the Mads? On cavecomedyradio.com? So far they've reviewed these movies
Jack Reacher around the edge of coming back to huh?
Warriors 1979
Sun Set Blvd
Deliverance
Valley of the Dolls
Halloween
The Accountant
The Magnificent Seven
LA Confidential
Sully
Capt America Civil War
Sucide Squad
Jason Bourne
Star Trek Beyond
Bateman 5 Superman:Dawn of Justice
Independence Day Resurgence
And this last Monday Citizen Kane
Their 3rd side kick is Carolina Hildalgo, a young in' with an interesting perspective on a first timers look at the classic movies
I was read back Thur some of the posts and Mojojo said they thought that Trace's voice was relaxing and liked to fall asleep to it. I listen to them several times, and then will tune in to that cast I've heard already to relax and drift off. I used to do it with the movies too. So if you have would you share your opinions? I'm hoping they will release some riffed movies, cuz I've not been in the cities where they've been doing live performances.


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508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 5 years ago

Recent Riffs

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"Christina's World" one of the most fruity ways a guy could look around while sitting on the floor!


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516 - Alien from L.A. - 12 months ago

Hey Madame a Curie!?! Can I get my fries over here?!?!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

(Bees buzzing and swarming, telephone ringing off the hook) Yeah this will calm her nerves....Hope they have enough Komodo dragons on the premises.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

When he slept out on the floor with someone new?


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

( Machine gun noises when the camera's pointed at Vicky)


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

Ahhhh! A bear!!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

" I'm so tired..." And hot for some reason. I just got back from the Antarctic......


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

Just skip the music and go right for the heroin!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

" The Skinnys!!"


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

"Stop the music!"
Not that's good advice.


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

I don't care!


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905 - The Deadly Bees - over 1 year ago

Wow! Look at the arm on her!