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Zeitgeist Meister - 4 months ago

Here's a link to my new ebook in any format you need. Also below is the FB page, where you can access some free samples.
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/676169
https://www.facebook.com/CraigDavisBooks/


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
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  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    271
  3. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    226
  5. War of the Colossal Beast
    187
  6. Gamera vs. Zigra
    132
  7. Teenage Strangler
    269
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  9. The Magic Sword
    168
  10. Lost Continent
    206

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Season 0 KTMA Question
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Forum - 1 day ago

I'm going back to watch the old KTMA episodes and cannot get the links to K01, 02, and 03 on this site to work. Anyone here aware of where I can go to see these episodes?


Making a Day of It
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Forum - 2 days ago

Today is National Random Acts of Kindness Day. Yesterday was Do a Grouch a Favor Day. The 15th was National Gumdrop Day. Valentine's Day doubled as National Ferris Wheel Day. (Ain't the Internets grand?)

Point is: If we can have every sort of honorary "day" possible in an infinite omniverse, including National Aardvark Day (August 27th), why not a National Mystery Science Theater [and alums] Day?

Am I rabble-rousing and suggesting we write our elected reps to institute such a solemn nationwide pronouncement to enable a day of partying, props-giving, and fond hat-tipping? Yes, I suppose I am.

One last thing: We'll need a date. And a face. Maybe a logo.

I'd suggest the first national air date on Comedy Central. And buzz-cut, jump-suited Joel. Plus, the homey gray "meatball."

Let me first retire to the Hospital's Hospitality Suite and its lead-lined shielding -- OK. Now, then: Let the spleen-venting begin!
: )


Singles Appreciation Day or whatever normal people call it
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Forum - 5 days ago

Valentine's plans, anyone?
I'm engaging in my annual tradition of seeing a movie by myself and getting drunk. I'm gonna see the Lego Batman movie tonight, but I'm nervous----Why? Because The Lego Movie is one of my favorite movies, and I'm afraid my expectations may be too high going in to see the spin-off. Has anyone seen it yet? How is it?

And anyone else got plans for Singles Appreciation Day?


WiT is the clue!!
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Forum - 8 days ago

Today's WiT is "Bride of the Monster", so.....Steve's wedding day! Have a happy one you old monster, you.


Unpopular opinion
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Forum - 15 days ago

The new series will be the best one yet.


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Joe Turkel must have been a favorite of Bert I. Gordon; here he plays the sheriff, and in Tormented he was the blackmailer. And yet he also was a favorite of Stanley Kubrick, appearing in the Shining, the Killing and Paths of Glory. He was also Dr. Eldon Tyrell in Blade Runner. What an odd career.


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Forum - 14 days ago

Are you in a state of preparation for a non-zero quantity of football?


Recent Riffs

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Be careful! We look like corncobs to him!


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K20 - The Last Chase - 4 months ago

"He's turning into a werewolf" ...
"He's turning into a flying squirrel"
"He's turning into a mountainside."


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K13 - SST: Death Flight - 4 months ago

Burn the witch!


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - 5 months ago

I lost a Titleist! Oh!


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - 5 months ago

Oh, you're here! Whoa!


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613 - The Sinister Urge - 6 months ago

"Don't worry." "Be trampy."


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601 - Girls Town - 6 months ago

Oh WOW! -- Look how cheap frankfurters were!


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601 - Girls Town - 6 months ago

Cha doob a whoob a what?


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 6 months ago

"That was a gun!" That was a cow.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - 7 months ago

Ya gotta take the glasses awf!


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Mother, please come home!


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Listen, you hit the floor a couple of times you make sure you get it right!