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Zeitgeist Meister
In Armpit, TN

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Zeitgeist Meister - almost 3 years ago
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Here's a link to my new ebook in any format you need. Also below is the FB page, where you can access some free samples.
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/676169
https://www.facebook.com/CraigDavisBooks/


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    308
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    327
  3. War of the Colossal Beast
    224
  4. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    152
  5. The Day the Earth Froze
    276
  6. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  7. Teenage Strangler
    309
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  9. The Magic Sword
    205
  10. Lost Continent
    244
  11. SST: Death Flight
    76
  12. The Slime People
    124
  13. Girls Town
    284
  14. Laserblast
    390
  15. Jack Frost
    329
  16. The Screaming Skull
    269
  17. Diabolik
    208
  18. Starcrash
    36
  19. Mac and Me
    12

Recent Comments with recent replies

401 - Space Travelers - almost 2 years ago
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"Are you talking to me?" as Gregory Peck. That's an homage to an SCTV skit.


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There have long been rumors of a "European" cut of this film with Adele Lamont doing actual nude modeling. It's now on Amazon Prime.


306 - Time of the Apes - 8 months ago
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Joel writes left-handed but bats righty. Ambidextrous?


518 - The Atomic Brain - about 3 years ago
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So the old woman needs a wheelchair on flat surfaces, but she can climb stairs.


My life is complete.
Forum - 3 months ago
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One bottle of bourbon, someone close to me, and 3 episodes of MST3k. It's been too long since I've even watched the show with anyone. It's also been too long since I've participated in the forum. So hello! And konnichiwa.


NO NCNL XIX
Forum - about 2 months ago
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Well you lot have been commenting and laighing despite my very clearly spelled out rules. So no NCNL for you this week. NOOOO! [Folds arms and stamps off in a huff then trips over pet hamster and falls flat on face].


Best beginner episodes?
Forum - about 2 months ago
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So, I'm going off to college in a few weeks (I leave for band camp on August 18th), and I'm hoping to introduce some people at college to MST3K. Ya know, doin' the duty of a MSTie and stuff. It's all in a day's work! But, I always have trouble choosing a first episode. What do you guys think is the best beginner episode, or some of the most relatable, funniest episodes that can relate to many people? I always like to show Manos, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, or Hobgoblins. Are those bad choices?


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 3 years ago
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"You'll do"


Forum - 2 months ago
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I've watched 4 eps from S1 (Moon Zero Two, Robot Monster and Holocaust, and Crawling Eye) and I have to admit I've been pleasantly surprised how much I've enjoyed all 4 of them after some reviews I've read. Nothing classic but I either enjoyed the movie or the riffing or some of both. I was wondering if I've already watched the best S1 has to offer or is there one or two that you feel are on par or better than the ones I've watched.


NCNL XIIX
Forum - 2 months ago
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Again: these are to be looked at only. No comments: no laighs, please.


Recent Riffs

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RRRRRRRRRR!


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Hey, the cameraman is trying to escape! No fair!


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 1 year ago
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Ask me when I'm done coughing up blood.
When are you done coughing up blood?
Usually by mid-afternoon.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 2 years ago
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Not cutlery!


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 2 years ago
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Hi Keebler!


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I personally don't believe puppets should be on TV.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 2 years ago
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Brain Gaius. :)


213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - almost 3 years ago
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Be careful! We look like corncobs to him!


K20 - The Last Chase - almost 3 years ago
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"He's turning into a werewolf" ...
"He's turning into a flying squirrel"
"He's turning into a mountainside."


K13 - SST: Death Flight - almost 3 years ago
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Burn the witch!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 3 years ago
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I lost a Titleist! Oh!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - about 3 years ago
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Oh, you're here! Whoa!