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Zeitgeist Meister
In Armpit, TN

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Zeitgeist Meister - about 2 years ago
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Here's a link to my new ebook in any format you need. Also below is the FB page, where you can access some free samples.
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/676169
https://www.facebook.com/CraigDavisBooks/


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    293
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    312
  3. War of the Colossal Beast
    211
  4. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    146
  5. The Day the Earth Froze
    259
  6. Gamera vs. Zigra
    164
  7. Teenage Strangler
    301
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    326
  9. The Magic Sword
    197
  10. Lost Continent
    233
  11. SST: Death Flight
    74
  12. The Slime People
    120
  13. Girls Town
    279
  14. Laserblast
    371
  15. Jack Frost
    312
  16. The Screaming Skull
    254
  17. Diabolik
    202
  18. Starcrash
    28

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Forum - about 2 months ago
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Who did best acting job on all MST3K movies? I think lead dude in Tormented and Jack Elam in Girl in Lover's Lane might be candidates.


306 - Time of the Apes - 2 months ago
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Sometimes, I wonder if Joel was on drugs or something. I know "the sleepy guy" is kind of his shtick, but in the monkey trial skit he seemed downright comatose. If I saw a relative act like that I'd dial 911.


306 - Time of the Apes - about 5 years ago
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"Maybe an earthquake!" "Yes, but nothing will happen suddenly." Just have to say, in my experience, that's kinda what earthquakes DO. It's why scientists are trying to create some sort of early warning system for earthquakes, but to my knowledge no one's done it yet. Anyone else find that line rather hilarious?


306 - Time of the Apes - 2 days ago
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Joel writes left-handed but bats righty. Ambidextrous?


NCNL 2019 #2
Forum - 3 days ago
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Everyone remember the rules? I've forgotten them.


John Agar
Forum - 12 days ago
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I know it's popular to hate John Agar around these here parts, but I watched Revenge of the Creature today and I decided to read about him. He seems to have been one of those very practical actors. He knew he was in some terrible movies but he got paid. Some of them, he enjoyed, but there was one where he said that he knew the audience was going to laugh at something that was supposed to be scary. Maybe he wasn't the best actor (...well, definitely, he wasn't the best actor), but he was in a number of respectable movies...and a lot more B movies. :)

They have a quote from him on IMDb. There's no source listed, so I don't know if it's genuine or not, but I liked it: "A lot of the pictures I made were not released--they escaped."

Honestly, I can respect someone who is upfront about what he did. Actors have to eat, too. I'd wager that most actors can't just do it because it's a meaningful part.


NCNL 2019 #1
Forum - 10 days ago
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"We'll send him awesome movies, the best that we can find..."
Forum - 23 days ago
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Say Kinga completely blew a fuse and decided to Kingachrome up a certifiably-great film to Jonah and the Bots, and challenge them to make it funny (a la Rifftrax taking on things like Casablanca and The Wrath of Khan).

Which undeniably *great* film would you love to see the current SOL crew take on?


Happy 2019 Everyone!
Forum - 23 days ago
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Just wanted to wish all 'The Gang' here at ClubMST3K a Happy New Year!
Thanks for all the laughs from last year(s)...and I look forward to just as many in 2019...


Eine Kleine Deutsch Puppe
Forum - 22 days ago
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Not related, it's just something I made for my second year in German. I just had a whole lot of fun making it, so I thought I'd put it up here for any Deutsch Lernerin to critique. So, I did this puppet show of a cooking show, to demonstrate I know how to do commands. It was a blast to make and I learned what it'd be like to be Trace and Frank underneath a table, just looking at a monitor... it's hard to hold the puppet directly straight up, so television puppeteers are impressive. And it's even more impressive for people like Trace and Frank, who weren't puppeteers before MST, to do that monitor work so well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11lWShKAJc&t=1s


Recent Riffs

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Hey, the cameraman is trying to escape! No fair!


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - about 1 year ago
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Ask me when I'm done coughing up blood.
When are you done coughing up blood?
Usually by mid-afternoon.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - over 1 year ago
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Not cutlery!


322 - Master Ninja I - over 1 year ago
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Hi Keebler!


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I personally don't believe puppets should be on TV.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 1 year ago
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Brain Gaius. :)


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Be careful! We look like corncobs to him!


K20 - The Last Chase - over 2 years ago
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"He's turning into a werewolf" ...
"He's turning into a flying squirrel"
"He's turning into a mountainside."


K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 2 years ago
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Burn the witch!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 2 years ago
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I lost a Titleist! Oh!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 2 years ago
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Oh, you're here! Whoa!


613 - The Sinister Urge - over 2 years ago
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"Don't worry." "Be trampy."