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Zeitgeist Meister
In Armpit, TN

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Zeitgeist Meister - over 2 years ago
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Here's a link to my new ebook in any format you need. Also below is the FB page, where you can access some free samples.
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/676169
https://www.facebook.com/CraigDavisBooks/


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    302
  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    324
  3. War of the Colossal Beast
    219
  4. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    151
  5. The Day the Earth Froze
    270
  6. Gamera vs. Zigra
    169
  7. Teenage Strangler
    306
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    333
  9. The Magic Sword
    204
  10. Lost Continent
    240
  11. SST: Death Flight
    75
  12. The Slime People
    122
  13. Girls Town
    284
  14. Laserblast
    385
  15. Jack Frost
    325
  16. The Screaming Skull
    265
  17. Diabolik
    207
  18. Starcrash
    35
  19. Mac and Me
    10

Recent Comments with recent replies

501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 3 years ago
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"You'll do"


Forum - 4 days ago
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I've watched 4 eps from S1 (Moon Zero Two, Robot Monster and Holocaust, and Crawling Eye) and I have to admit I've been pleasantly surprised how much I've enjoyed all 4 of them after some reviews I've read. Nothing classic but I either enjoyed the movie or the riffing or some of both. I was wondering if I've already watched the best S1 has to offer or is there one or two that you feel are on par or better than the ones I've watched.


NCNL XIIX
Forum - 6 days ago
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Again: these are to be looked at only. No comments: no laighs, please.


Riff versus Reality
Forum - 9 days ago
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The really lousy premise for this thread is:

When has the magical world of riffing crossed over into the real world?

How about this....CamelSauce - ze bat of desss - from Rifftrax Demon Bat.
https://www.ancient-origins.net/history/was-mythical-mesoamerican-death-bat-camazotz-inspired-real-giant-vampire-bats-007573


NCNL XIIIX
Forum - 12 days ago
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I keep trying to make these uncommentable and you keep frustrating me. This should learn ya.


NCNL XIVX
Forum - 18 days ago
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After the "down to the wire" head to head on the last contest, here's something to bring you down to earth.


Pls help me find this scene
Forum - 17 days ago
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Hi there, I am hoping you can help me find a scene. A man is out in the dark looking for, iirc his dog. He keeps shouting Puma, puma.
I'm really not sure about the following, I think the movie was a gothic one and the scene was out on the moors or similar. I appreciate any help in finding this, thanks, Diarmuid


Forum - about 1 month ago
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If they were to make a movie about MST3K, which actor and actresses would like to portray our heroes.


....NCNL XIVX
Forum - 22 days ago
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Vote Vote vote!!!!


NCNL XVX versus....
Forum - 22 days ago
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NCNL XIVX to see who is the laighiest of them all!!


420 - The Human Duplicators - over 3 years ago
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Holy crap, I think the 'coming out as robots' sketch is a 'Chrome' reference. :O


322 - Master Ninja I - over 4 years ago
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A pair of colt 1911s attached by a chain: Gunchucks

Two hypodermic needles filled with procaine strung together with rope: Numbchucks

Two horseback raiders of the Asian grasslands tethered with cable: Hunchucks

A pair of sci-fi direct-energy weapons connected with wire: Set it to Stunchucks.

The two hot girls from your high-school who wouldn't go to prom with you tied with cord: Shunchucks

A pair of Nolan and Johnson's dystopic/ageist future characters doomed from birth by the constraints of a desperate society trying to cope with an over taxed ecosystem shackled with lanyard: Logan's Runchucks.


Recent Riffs

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RRRRRRRRRR!


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Hey, the cameraman is trying to escape! No fair!


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 1 year ago
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Ask me when I'm done coughing up blood.
When are you done coughing up blood?
Usually by mid-afternoon.


323 - The Castle of Fu Manchu - almost 2 years ago
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Not cutlery!


322 - Master Ninja I - almost 2 years ago
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Hi Keebler!


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I personally don't believe puppets should be on TV.


817 - Horror of Party Beach - about 2 years ago
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Brain Gaius. :)


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Be careful! We look like corncobs to him!


K20 - The Last Chase - over 2 years ago
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"He's turning into a werewolf" ...
"He's turning into a flying squirrel"
"He's turning into a mountainside."


K13 - SST: Death Flight - almost 3 years ago
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Burn the witch!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 3 years ago
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I lost a Titleist! Oh!


620 - Danger! Death Ray - almost 3 years ago
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Oh, you're here! Whoa!