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Zeitgeist Meister - 3 months ago

Here's a link to my new ebook in any format you need. Also below is the FB page, where you can access some free samples.
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/676169
https://www.facebook.com/CraigDavisBooks/


Favorite Episodes

  1. Godzilla vs. Megalon
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  2. Warrior of the Lost World
    267
  3. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    118
  4. The Day the Earth Froze
    220
  5. War of the Colossal Beast
    186
  6. Gamera vs. Zigra
    130
  7. Teenage Strangler
    268
  8. Monster A-Go Go
    290
  9. The Magic Sword
    166
  10. Lost Continent
    206

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Dr. Strangelove riffs
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Forum - 1 day ago

I know there were a ton of Dr. Strangelove riff through the years. As I'm sure most of you know I've been compiling a list of all the references to films that are on the Criterion Collection, and I'm trying to find more from Strangelove. So far I have the following:
205 - Rocket Attack USA - Crow "One 45 caliber hand gun, two packages of chewing gum, one issue prophylactic, one hundred dol...."

305 - Stranded in Space - Tom "I smell a rat. A big commie rat."

401 - Space Travelers - Crow - "Feed me Jack, feed me!" & Joel "I smell a rat! A big commie rat!"

515 - The Wild World of Batwoman - From the Cheating short - Tom "I smell a big commie rat!"

523 - Village of the Giants - Crow to a dog standing on it's back paws "Mein Fuhrer! I can walk! Arf!"

524 - 12 To The Moon - Mike "The moon does not deny me it's essence."

616 - Racket Girls - Mike "I'll just mosey on down to the War Room and see what's happening."

1011 - Horrors of Spider Island - Tom "Dr. Strangelove!"

I know there was at least one reference to "Col. Bat Guano, if that really is your name..." but I cannot for the life of me remember what it was from. Anyone out there know? Any more that you can come up with that I've missed?


Favorite Closing Lines and Great Sendoffs
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Forum - 3 days ago

What are your favorite closing lines (Episode Ending or Host Segment)?

(Host Segment, Ep. 812, Time Chasers, 1:29:33)
Crow: "Tsk...tsk...huh...Well...Cheese ain't gonna cut itself, huh?"

[Hilariously, and yet sadly, the very last thing broadcast by MST3K]

(Episode End, Ep. 1013, Diabolik, 1:32:07)
Valmont (Adolfo Celi): "Is that Stud coming?"


WAiT: The Truly Talented
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Forum - 4 days ago

Does anyone else here try to spin random objects on their finger like Michael J. Nelstoner does? Personally, I "stick" mostly to cardboard boxes, and haven't progressed to chainsaws yet, but I wouldn't be trying NEARLY as often if I hadn't seen Mike do it first. Damn you, MJN...


Woodscrew Tapeworm!
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421 - Monster A-Go Go - about 2 months ago

I want to just point out how brilliant Crow's part of the invention exchange is. His character is "Woodscrew Tapewporm" Now, take those words apart, reverse them, put them back together. What do you get? Why you get Screwtape and Wormwood! The two main demon characters of C.S. Lewis' book, "The Screwtape Letters."
I think this may be the single most intelligent joke in all of MST3K.


When is the reboot going to start?
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Forum - 8 days ago

I can't find any info on when the reboot is actually going to begin? I don't have Netflix, only Hulu. I would think they should be up and going with at least a few eps by now.?


I want answers!
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Forum - 12 days ago

The mail carrier came to my door today. "Want some?" she asked, and I slapped the package out of her hand. Then I realized it was my MST3K reboot tshirt! Crisis averted.


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413 - Manhunt in Space - about 1 year ago

Wow, "whispery discussions of white guilt". The guys were ahead of their time.


Global Community?!
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Forum - 14 days ago

OK so I'm curious about how far our community goes!!! Where's everyone from? How far around the globe does Club MST3k go??!! I'm from Ohio, USA


New to the forum...
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Forum - 12 days ago

I'm new on here, so I guess I just ask what I wanted to findout.
I've been trying to figure out which episode has a cat in it walking away from the camera, and they remark, "Do you like my little tail? Good, Kill him!!"
Anyone remember which one it is?? Any help would be great!


Recent Riffs

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213 - Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - about 2 months ago

Be careful! We look like corncobs to him!


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K20 - The Last Chase - 3 months ago

"He's turning into a werewolf" ...
"He's turning into a flying squirrel"
"He's turning into a mountainside."


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K13 - SST: Death Flight - 3 months ago

Burn the witch!


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - 4 months ago

I lost a Titleist! Oh!


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620 - Danger! Death Ray - 4 months ago

Oh, you're here! Whoa!


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613 - The Sinister Urge - 5 months ago

"Don't worry." "Be trampy."


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601 - Girls Town - 5 months ago

Oh WOW! -- Look how cheap frankfurters were!


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601 - Girls Town - 5 months ago

Cha doob a whoob a what?


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522 - Teenage Crime Wave - 6 months ago

"That was a gun!" That was a cow.


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514 - Teenage Strangler - 6 months ago

Ya gotta take the glasses awf!


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Mother, please come home!


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Listen, you hit the floor a couple of times you make sure you get it right!