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Chad Snyder
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Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    663
  2. Puma Man
    502
  3. Space Mutiny
    874
  4. Devil Fish
    248
  5. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    410
  6. Monster A-Go Go
    330
  7. Hobgoblins
    379
  8. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    336
  9. Eegah
    378
  10. The Creeping Terror
    243
  11. Laserblast
    383
  12. Kitten with a Whip
    149
  13. The Starfighters
    230
  14. Hercules Unchained
    177
  15. Horror of Party Beach
    307
  16. I Accuse My Parents
    398
  17. The Sidehackers
    201
  18. Catalina Caper
    258
  19. The Skydivers
    266
  20. Riding with Death
    381

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612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago
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Maybe the director of The Starfighters saw an early cut of Dr. Strangelove and thought there wasn't enough phallic/coital imagery... I got a fever, and the only prescription is more refueling!


820 - Space Mutiny - about 5 years ago
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They woke up the oak ridge boys!


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 4 years ago
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Crow lavishly draped over the fainting couch kinda does it for me.


911 - Devil Fish - about 5 years ago
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42:32 So the Jurassic period was only "approximately 320 years ago"? What, is she from the Christian Science Institute or something?


911 - Devil Fish - over 4 years ago
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The sardonic mock laughter to the last line of the film does it for me every time. Ah, rank banality in script writing, how do I love thee...


911 - Devil Fish - over 4 years ago
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Servo does a kickass 4 Non Blondes...


Surrounded by the elderly
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At age 25, I strongly feel that I am the youngest person in this country to vote in the 2014 midterm election.
Prove me wrong.


612 - The Starfighters - over 5 years ago
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Huh, so I guess this must be what military hardware fetishists "cleaned their rifles" to before Call of Duty existed. Aaaahh, sweet, sweet jingoism...


506 - Eegah - over 5 years ago
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Tequila!


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 6 years ago
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"Frankie Avalon in Slave Ship Bingo."


612 - The Starfighters - over 4 years ago
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Still more emotionally sincere than Top Gun.


Recent Riffs

903 - Puma Man - over 4 years ago
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"Ah, The Pewmay Man."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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"That monster's pronating badly."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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"True to her word, she turns off the light."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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"Try snake handling instead."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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"I think there's a tiny string of sinew on you we haven't seen yet."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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"So, radiation has a sense of humor."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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"Save your money, guys: the band bites."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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"I believe in the existential outlaw as hero. That's why I travel with these men."


817 - Horror of Party Beach - over 4 years ago
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Servo singing: "Fear of intimacy, exciting and new."


706 - Laserblast - over 4 years ago
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"It's pretty waxy in there today, Billy."


820 - Space Mutiny - over 4 years ago
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Servo: "Your attempt to get little Susie What's-Her-Name drunk on lime vodka ended in humiliating rejection, so you sit there all mushy and sentimental, reciting to yourself the words to some song by Night Ranger. You're pathetic." Crow: "Maybe one homely girl feels sorry for you for a second, but then she sees how stinking drunk you are and gets disgusted." Servo: "And maybe the first-chair trombone player from the high school band comes by, you know, and he takes pity on you, tries to drive you home, you know, but, no-ooo, Mike, you wanna swerve home in your cherried-out Dodge Charger." Crow: "Yeah, an' you wind up wrestling for your keys with the guy and finally he drops you with one punch and he leaves and you lie there knowing you got your butt kicked by the leader of the High School band!" Servo: "You're pathetic." Crow: "You and your 80's!"


814 - Riding with Death - over 4 years ago
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"That put me right off my potato skins and tepid back bacon."