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  1. The Final Sacrifice
    689
  2. Space Mutiny
    831
  3. Girls Town
    266
  4. Robot Holocaust
    136
  5. Monster A-Go Go
    317
  6. Robot Monster
    139
  7. Moon Zero Two
    177
  8. Track of the Moon Beast
    257
  9. Teenagers from Outer Space
    255
  10. It Conquered the World
    254
  11. The Beast of Yucca Flats
    237
  12. Bride of the Monster
    209
  13. Pod People
    514
  14. Mitchell
    532
  15. Hobgoblins
    362
  16. The Indestructible Man
    141
  17. Time Chasers
    405
  18. Time of the Apes
    248
  19. The Giant Spider Invasion
    315
  20. Escape 2000
    231
  21. Werewolf
    487
  22. Horrors of Spider Island
    206
  23. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    274
  24. Teenage Crime Wave
    161
  25. Prince of Space
    417
  26. Revenge of the Creature
    203
  27. Master Ninja I
    233
  28. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    255
  29. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    236
  30. Jungle Goddess
    165
  31. Fugitive Alien
    301
  32. Night of the Blood Beast
    284
  33. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    172
  34. The Incredible Melting Man
    245
  35. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    158
  36. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    388
  37. Gamera vs. Guiron
    226
  38. Horror of Party Beach
    292
  39. First Spaceship on Venus
    135
  40. Zombie Nightmare
    279
  41. The Atomic Brain
    152
  42. Danger! Death Ray
    427
  43. Hercules and the Captive Women
    140
  44. The Corpse Vanishes
    137
  45. Rocketship X-M
    263
  46. Wild Rebels
    147
  47. Lost Continent
    226
  48. Cave Dwellers
    389
  49. Gamera vs. Gaos
    133
  50. The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
    207
  51. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  52. The Unearthly
    179
  53. The Castle of Fu Manchu
    138
  54. Future War
    238
  55. Manhunt in Space
    149
  56. Crash of the Moons
    144
  57. Attack of the the Eye Creatures
    207
  58. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
    294
  59. The Rebel Set
    144
  60. Puma Man
    467
  61. Devil Doll
    223
  62. The Human Duplicators
    186
  63. The Day the Earth Froze
    243
  64. The Mad Monster
    125
  65. Warrior of the Lost World
    293
  66. Secret Agent Super Dragon
    193
  67. Gunslinger
    144
  68. Teenage Strangler
    288
  69. The Wild World of Batwoman
    211
  70. Beginning of the End
    240
  71. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    250
  72. Outlaw of Gor
    286
  73. The Sinister Urge
    197
  74. The Sword and the Dragon
    201
  75. Angels' Revenge
    190
  76. The She-Creature
    155
  77. Diabolik
    193
  78. Gamera
    217
  79. Teenage Caveman
    136
  80. City Limits
    155
  81. Being from Another Planet
    177
  82. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    195
  83. I Accuse My Parents
    368
  84. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    307
  85. The Dead Talk Back
    255
  86. Red Zone Cuba
    213
  87. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    622
  88. 12 to the Moon
    182
  89. The Creeping Terror
    230
  90. The Crawling Eye
    236
  91. The Leech Woman
    211

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Carmelita, singing the songs of Leonard Cohen


618 - High School Big Shot - over 2 years ago
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TV Frank's science experiment is like a terrifying precursor to the Rollergator.


403 - City Limits - almost 2 years ago
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Is that Toblerone at 1:04:10??


109 - Project Moonbase - almost 3 years ago
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I've tried several times and this one just wont load for some reason.


207 - Wild Rebels - about 5 years ago
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Hey, They're going to the Turd Museum!


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"That's a nice name. Where you stayin', kid?"
In a boxcar on the edge of town, ma'am.


324 - Master Ninja II - 22 days ago
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"Didn't you have a girl in your arms the last time you were decked out like this?"
"BJ Day" (V-J Day)
'Nuff said.


324 - Master Ninja II - 22 days ago
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They disconnected ma cable and hooked up ma stereo all wrong.


324 - Master Ninja II - 22 days ago
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They varnished ma house.


112 - Untamed Youth - about 1 month ago
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"Now that may seem harsh to you..."
Cause it is.


K10 - Cosmic Princess - about 2 months ago
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Hey, mate. Paul Hogan.


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I'm filled with scampi.


908 - The Touch of Satan - over 2 years ago
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Cup's glued to my lip.


516 - Alien from L.A. - 4 months ago
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It's Exene!


411 - The Magic Sword - 6 months ago
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DEEP HEATING


407 - The Killer Shrews - 6 months ago
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Oatmeal's done.


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 10 months ago
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Tina Turner brought some hotdish.