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Jet Jaguar Abides - about 3 years ago
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Lucky for me I was already home when i got blasted!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno


TheLightningBug - about 3 years ago
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Your days are numbered, Allard! NON-SEQUENTIALLY! HAAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha... [cough-cough] haaaa...


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 3 years ago
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Hello the House...Just checking in..changed my Avatar..which a few have told me is hard to see but the full size pic is quite funny and it looked like the 3 Amigos of Beer Can Chickens :o)


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 3 years ago
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Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for now..only time will tell how long that lasts! The Jaguar Wong account is still active, so it could get confusing!


Jet Jaguar Abides - about 3 years ago
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Hey! what about Curly, Larry or even Shemp(hmm Shemp Shrimp..gotta' nice 'ring' to it..hahaha..ok I'll stop now)


... - about 3 years ago
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[confetti showers, bleating party-horns, and so forth]
Happy "Annual Lap Around the Solar System" Day!


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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There are several ways to post an image but this is the one I use. First right click on the image and then left click 'copy image location' (for Firefox, it says something different but similar for other browsers)..after that use the formula from the link I'm giving you, pasting what you copied between the two quotation marks " from the formula. One other thing, if it's a thumbnail then click it first before copying the image location so it will be full size. Here is the link with the formula http://html.com/attributes/img-src/


... - over 3 years ago
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Speaking of fun: You may have heard about (or just plain heard) Roy Zimmerman's tunes. A guy with a strong voice, a great guitar, and a mind / lyrics that just don't quit. (He has LOTS of vids up on YouTube.) He's a great tonic for the era, and a plain great time. Whether by vid, or in person, you'll likely be appreciative of his work. (He's in Hollywood Sunday morning at 11, 7/23, if you want details. He and his wife tour all over the country playing in small venues (and people's homes, when there's a gathering of friends). It's usually $20 at the door -- BUT they always say in their newsletter "...or pay what you can." Their newsletter is also fun, too. Anyhoo, just a thought, if it sounds interesting. Give a holler if you want details. (And, yes, please -- drop a line any time about anything, anytime!)


... - over 3 years ago
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Just passing by on my way to logging out, and thought I'd send up a generic flare to see what's happening in your sector of the galaxy, and how that whole "rich pageant of life" thing is going out your way.

No lottery strikes here, or I'd share. Meanwhile, the REBOOT LIFE HERE button is definitely out of whack --and I have no idea where to order more whack.

(I imagine that must be where the lottery comes into this fascinating circular absurdo-drama we call life.)

Any perspectives or clues from your grid searches?


... - over 3 years ago
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Missus Mongo and I did a little more hunting around, and she came up with a possibility: the Borger Housing Authority, (806) 274-2612.

Granted, these folks are trying to find places for people to live, BUT: they interact all the time with landlords, owners, etc., and may have lines on those who do maintenance and upkeep. Who knows -- you may even be able to find a rent-to-buy person willing to do the maintenance and upkeep as part of the rent?

Perhaps that is the way to start the conversation with them -- as a person who has a house... then get into the details with them and see what creative solutions are available / possible?

This may not be an instant winner, but more of a "fish-until-you-find" mission for a helpful person, persons, or group. At least, they're an interactive hub among people with housing needs and those who provide housing. Surely, one hopes, those folks will know people who do maintenance and upkeep for tenants and landlords? Yeesh! From some internet searching of Borger, this may be the best lead. (But, hey -- what do we know, a zillion miles away?)

As always: May the Farcical Forcicle* be with you.

* a "Force Popsicle" -- a favored summertime treat in the Resistance


Jet Jaguar Abides - over 3 years ago
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Just thought I'd check in and see how the start of your summer is going? We've been lucky here till recently but hot weather has arrived to stay for the next 3 months. So it's early for any outside activities(if you can help it) and by 10 or 11 hopefully you're inside with some decent air conditioning.


... - over 3 years ago
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Re: Star Wars Mash-up: Can't wait for the follow-up which includes the tune, "Will you still heed me, will you still 'weed' me, when I'm 64."


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Crawling Hand
    170
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    711
  3. The Amazing Colossal Man
    216
  4. War of the Colossal Beast
    238
  5. The Unearthly
    211
  6. Bride of the Monster
    248
  7. King Dinosaur
    208
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    318
  9. Space Mutiny
    931
  10. Village of the Giants
    204
  11. Terror from the Year 5000
    257
  12. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    234
  13. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    225
  14. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    329
  15. Hercules
    158
  16. The Incredible Melting Man
    287
  17. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    210
  18. The Hellcats
    120
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    292
  20. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    349
  21. Jack Frost
    350
  22. It Conquered the World
    298
  23. The Final Sacrifice
    783
  24. Radar Secret Service
    234
  25. The Creeping Terror
    259
  26. Cave Dwellers
    449
  27. The Wild World of Batwoman
    238
  28. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    216
  29. The Brute Man
    224
  30. The Phantom Planet
    232
  31. Colossus and the Headhunters
    191
  32. Red Zone Cuba
    241
  33. Last of the Wild Horses
    168
  34. The Human Duplicators
    214
  35. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    251

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After watching this dang thing 5 times
314 - Mighty Jack - about 3 years ago
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What the hell is Mighty Jack anyway? Is it the sub? Is it the magic jet fighter that apparently has room for 15 people to walk around, and dives under water to hook upmwith the sub? Is it both? Does it refer to the "elite group", which not only includes major hero, captain lickspittle, lieutenant hard-on, and female person, but mysterious cigarette hanging guy, old stoned grinch, and a dozen other assistants? Where are they all? Do they all have staff meetings? What do they do on birthdays: cake and a song, or just a card?
I'll stop asking questions now, which could otherwise go on forever. This is one bewildering mama jamma.


I am woman, hear me roar!
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So, I am on a quest to find strong women in MST3k movies. I first considered making a video on all the misogyny that goes on in these movies, but quickly realized that video would be hours long. >_> Anyway, how many strong ladies can you recall in MST history?


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You've reached the number you dialed. See you in a while.

BEEEEEEEEEP.


310 - Fugitive Alien - over 7 years ago
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Hey look, 27 8 by 10 color glossy photos with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 3 years ago
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At about 38:33 they show the weird girl singing, and she has no shoes. She's dancing on the lunch counter with her filthy dirty feet! I guess I was grossed out by that...


623 - The Amazing Transparent Man - about 3 years ago
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D0nt g1ve n0 matches t0 M1key L0L


602 - Invasion USA - over 7 years ago
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Aahhh......the acrid stench of abundant stock footage!


521 - Santa Claus - about 5 years ago
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Ever since i was a child and figured out that Santa wasn't real I've hated this tradition of lies. Better to know that gifts come from family and loved ones and not some fairy tale morality police. When you want something very much you should work hard to get it, not just pray to an imaginary man in the clouds.
As for this particular movie, "pure, old fashioned, nightmare fuel".


Recent Riffs

310 - Fugitive Alien - about 3 years ago
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only...


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 3 years ago
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"Frank - she's hot..."
"MY MOTHER'S A SAINT!!!"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - over 3 years ago
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John Goodman, riding on Hume Cronyn's back, could outrun this guy!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 3 years ago
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So the Cuban stuff was just a digression - now, the movie can really begin!


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - over 3 years ago
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"Aren't you gonna carry me in?!"
"Frank, you're getting too big for that..."


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I bet you'd like a pony...


1009 - Hamlet - over 3 years ago
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Shoot - Frank Rich is out there...


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 3 years ago
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Then, Broderick Crawford arrived...


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 3 years ago
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Send help!


606 - The Creeping Terror - over 3 years ago
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There's only one stage of grief, in this town - and it's acceptance!


520 - Radar Secret Service - over 3 years ago
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Did you just call me?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - over 3 years ago
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Pardonne-moi... Pardonne-moi...!