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Kent Allard

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    607
  2. The Amazing Colossal Man
    173
  3. War of the Colossal Beast
    192
  4. The Unearthly
    171
  5. Bride of the Monster
    196
  6. King Dinosaur
    168
  7. Zombie Nightmare
    267
  8. Space Mutiny
    794
  9. Village of the Giants
    170
  10. Terror from the Year 5000
    209
  11. The Crawling Hand
    132
  12. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    184
  13. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    178
  14. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    242
  15. Hercules
    127
  16. The Incredible Melting Man
    236
  17. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    161
  18. The Hellcats
    89
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    230
  20. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    290
  21. Jack Frost
    280
  22. It Conquered the World
    233
  23. The Final Sacrifice
    657
  24. Radar Secret Service
    182
  25. The Creeping Terror
    219
  26. Cave Dwellers
    367
  27. The Wild World of Batwoman
    193
  28. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    160
  29. The Brute Man
    180
  30. The Phantom Planet
    186
  31. Colossus and the Headhunters
    152

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MST Alive
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Forum - about 10 hours ago

Watching the MST Scrapbook, I noticed they used to do live shows as the MST characters. If only I was alive to go see them. I hope they do them with Jonah, as well, though.


If I had One Real Complaint About The New Season...
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Forum - 1 day ago

And I do have one complaint. We mention the voices being too similar and the Mads not being funny or moving enough. But there's one thing that bothers me and it doesn't get talked about enough. The speed of their riffing. In places they are just shooting them out there too fast. I'm thinking slow down already sometimes. Even the Rifftrax guys keep a more steady pace. Comedy is all in the timing, and these guys sometimes get their timing off when they are also trying to entertain the ADHD crowd as well at those speeds.


Ghoulardi
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Forum - 1 day ago

I only recently heard of this guy, who was a sort of Ohio forerunner of MST3K. He mocked bad movies, performed sketches and behaved in a somewhat uncontrollable way on and off the screen. His son, Paul Thomas Anderson, is rather better known as a film director.

Anyhoo, here's his story: https://youtu.be/S7TcPI-vCDI


The Forrester family
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Forum - 1 day ago

I figure Kinga was probably adopted or stolen from the Deep 13 Day Care Center.


Best Riffs for #1102 "Cry Wilderness"?
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Forum - 1 day ago

Let's all laugh while we talk.


Joel's TV Wheel
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Forum - 4 days ago

I think I MAY have mentioned this at some point, but I wish Joel's TV Wheel would have become a thing. It's a wonderful concept, with plenty of prop comedy mixed in with some very funny sketches. Plus, what I like about Joel is the fact that he always goes for sincere television. He does things HE wishes to do, not what the networks wish. In fact, HBO told him to create this as a pilot, then they never even picked it up, but at least Comedy Central let Joel air it. Joel put his foot down, making sure there's NO commercial breaks or post-production. I think it's a VERY bold move on his part. Of course, he basically shoved a bunch of commercials beforehand in between some pre-show explanations, but hey. He still got away with it being very real. All sounds and visuals were live. I loved it very much and wish it would have had a better chance because it ACTUALLY went really well.


I felt sorry for Bo even as I Laughed My Ass Off
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Forum - 4 days ago

Having just finished watching Wizards of the Lost Kingdom I'll admit to feeling a little sorry for Bo Svenson...Now I never thought of him as an actor that was going to win an Emmy or Oscar..but he was a decent character actor on many shows and movies(and even a few starring roles). I'm guessing and hoping this pile of crap was his low-point..That being said the movie is hilarious and very ripe for riffing...Thoroughly enjoyed it :o)


The Great Space Circus Show
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Forum - 5 days ago

Best cameo on the new season?
For me, it's gotta be Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker, the quintessential voice of Batman's classic foe the Joker, and.... MSTie? The man gets better with age!


Whoa, Reptilacherryberrysaurus, man!
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Forum - 7 days ago

I was watching Reptilicus on 4/20, and that was the name of the strain I was smoking! Well... prolz...
What was your favorite riff from Reptilicus, sober or otherwise?


Origin of the Skeleton Crew
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Forum - 6 days ago

For those who haven't seen it, http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/infra-man-1976


Recent Riffs

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I bet you'd like a pony...


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1009 - Hamlet - about 1 month ago

Shoot - Frank Rich is out there...


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606 - The Creeping Terror - about 2 months ago

Then, Broderick Crawford arrived...


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606 - The Creeping Terror - about 2 months ago

Send help!


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606 - The Creeping Terror - about 2 months ago

There's only one stage of grief, in this town - and it's acceptance!


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520 - Radar Secret Service - about 2 months ago

Did you just call me?


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 2 months ago

Pardonne-moi... Pardonne-moi...!


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910 - The Final Sacrifice - about 2 months ago

I have no sense of proportion - I'm a disgrace to my uniform...


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409 - The Indestructible Man - about 2 months ago

Everybody onstage for the big Whoville number...


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813 - Jack Frost - 2 months ago

When am I gonna pass this witch?!


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813 - Jack Frost - 2 months ago

Back into Harpo's chest...


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406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - almost 5 years ago

Joel, I can't help but feel that that film was flawed in certain ways...