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Jaguar Wong Abides - 3 months ago
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Lucky for me I was already home when i got blasted!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno


TheLightningBug - 3 months ago
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Your days are numbered, Allard! NON-SEQUENTIALLY! HAAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha... [cough-cough] haaaa...


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Hello the House...Just checking in..changed my Avatar..which a few have told me is hard to see but the full size pic is quite funny and it looked like the 3 Amigos of Beer Can Chickens :o)


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Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for now..only time will tell how long that lasts! The Jaguar Wong account is still active, so it could get confusing!


Jaguar Wong Abides - 4 months ago
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Hey! what about Curly, Larry or even Shemp(hmm Shemp Shrimp..gotta' nice 'ring' to it..hahaha..ok I'll stop now)


. - 5 months ago
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[confetti showers, bleating party-horns, and so forth]
Happy "Annual Lap Around the Solar System" Day!


Jaguar Wong Abides - 5 months ago
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There are several ways to post an image but this is the one I use. First right click on the image and then left click 'copy image location' (for Firefox, it says something different but similar for other browsers)..after that use the formula from the link I'm giving you, pasting what you copied between the two quotation marks " from the formula. One other thing, if it's a thumbnail then click it first before copying the image location so it will be full size. Here is the link with the formula http://html.com/attributes/img-src/


. - 5 months ago
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Speaking of fun: You may have heard about (or just plain heard) Roy Zimmerman's tunes. A guy with a strong voice, a great guitar, and a mind / lyrics that just don't quit. (He has LOTS of vids up on YouTube.) He's a great tonic for the era, and a plain great time. Whether by vid, or in person, you'll likely be appreciative of his work. (He's in Hollywood Sunday morning at 11, 7/23, if you want details. He and his wife tour all over the country playing in small venues (and people's homes, when there's a gathering of friends). It's usually $20 at the door -- BUT they always say in their newsletter "...or pay what you can." Their newsletter is also fun, too. Anyhoo, just a thought, if it sounds interesting. Give a holler if you want details. (And, yes, please -- drop a line any time about anything, anytime!)


. - 5 months ago
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Just passing by on my way to logging out, and thought I'd send up a generic flare to see what's happening in your sector of the galaxy, and how that whole "rich pageant of life" thing is going out your way.

No lottery strikes here, or I'd share. Meanwhile, the REBOOT LIFE HERE button is definitely out of whack --and I have no idea where to order more whack.

(I imagine that must be where the lottery comes into this fascinating circular absurdo-drama we call life.)

Any perspectives or clues from your grid searches?


. - 6 months ago
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Missus Mongo and I did a little more hunting around, and she came up with a possibility: the Borger Housing Authority, (806) 274-2612.

Granted, these folks are trying to find places for people to live, BUT: they interact all the time with landlords, owners, etc., and may have lines on those who do maintenance and upkeep. Who knows -- you may even be able to find a rent-to-buy person willing to do the maintenance and upkeep as part of the rent?

Perhaps that is the way to start the conversation with them -- as a person who has a house... then get into the details with them and see what creative solutions are available / possible?

This may not be an instant winner, but more of a "fish-until-you-find" mission for a helpful person, persons, or group. At least, they're an interactive hub among people with housing needs and those who provide housing. Surely, one hopes, those folks will know people who do maintenance and upkeep for tenants and landlords? Yeesh! From some internet searching of Borger, this may be the best lead. (But, hey -- what do we know, a zillion miles away?)

As always: May the Farcical Forcicle* be with you.

* a "Force Popsicle" -- a favored summertime treat in the Resistance


Jaguar Wong Abides - 6 months ago
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Just thought I'd check in and see how the start of your summer is going? We've been lucky here till recently but hot weather has arrived to stay for the next 3 months. So it's early for any outside activities(if you can help it) and by 10 or 11 hopefully you're inside with some decent air conditioning.


. - 7 months ago
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Re: Star Wars Mash-up: Can't wait for the follow-up which includes the tune, "Will you still heed me, will you still 'weed' me, when I'm 64."


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Crawling Hand
    142
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    621
  3. The Amazing Colossal Man
    185
  4. War of the Colossal Beast
    205
  5. The Unearthly
    179
  6. Bride of the Monster
    208
  7. King Dinosaur
    181
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    278
  9. Space Mutiny
    826
  10. Village of the Giants
    177
  11. Terror from the Year 5000
    220
  12. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    201
  13. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    191
  14. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    273
  15. Hercules
    138
  16. The Incredible Melting Man
    244
  17. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    177
  18. The Hellcats
    101
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    242
  20. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    303
  21. Jack Frost
    293
  22. It Conquered the World
    249
  23. The Final Sacrifice
    681
  24. Radar Secret Service
    197
  25. The Creeping Terror
    228
  26. Cave Dwellers
    388
  27. The Wild World of Batwoman
    208
  28. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    171
  29. The Brute Man
    189
  30. The Phantom Planet
    201
  31. Colossus and the Headhunters
    161
  32. Red Zone Cuba
    211
  33. Last of the Wild Horses
    143
  34. The Human Duplicators
    185
  35. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    226

Recent Comments with recent replies

811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - about 1 month ago
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1.03.18 - nice boom mic dangle


319 - War of the Colossal Beast - about 2 months ago
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@ 35:33 Joel says: "He blew his mind out in a car."
If you know where that came from...leave your comments.


Forum - 17 days ago
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So I just picked up this short novel that was lying around (they turn up from time to time and I've probably saved it from being binned). Jack Williamson's The Humanoids. First published ... lessee .... 1977, but copyright 1948. Okay.

I wouldn't mention this here but I'm a few pages in and it looks like the protagonist is Doctor Clay Forester.

This is going to be distracting.


I am woman, hear me roar!
Forum - 26 days ago
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So, I am on a quest to find strong women in MST3k movies. I first considered making a video on all the misogyny that goes on in these movies, but quickly realized that video would be hours long. >_> Anyway, how many strong ladies can you recall in MST history?


Turkey Day Bracket
Forum - 29 days ago
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Ok kiddies, you’ve got 6 picks. Which episodes are going to be in this year’s Turkey Day marathon? Will it be all old episodes? Will there be new episodes in the mix? Whoever has the most correct picks on November 23rd, wins,—in delicious-bird related festive fashion—precisely goose egg! Let’s go!


511 - Gunslinger - about 1 month ago
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Everybody can rave about Bev Garland all they want. I'm definitely team Allison Hayes.


"150 SEX"
209 - The Hellcats - about 1 month ago
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@ 20:51 there is a book(?) entitled "150 SEX". Does anyone know what that might be about?


No Radar .........
520 - Radar Secret Service - about 1 month ago
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So was the "movie" just a very long trailer for Radar like "Spring Fever" ??


Season 12 ????
Forum - about 1 month ago
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Starting to lose hope for more Netflix seasons. I mean, cmon, think we would've heard something by now right?


Recent Riffs

310 - Fugitive Alien - 4 months ago
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only...


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - 4 months ago
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"Frank - she's hot..."
"MY MOTHER'S A SAINT!!!"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 6 months ago
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John Goodman, riding on Hume Cronyn's back, could outrun this guy!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 6 months ago
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So the Cuban stuff was just a digression - now, the movie can really begin!


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"Aren't you gonna carry me in?!"
"Frank, you're getting too big for that..."


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I bet you'd like a pony...


1009 - Hamlet - 9 months ago
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Shoot - Frank Rich is out there...


606 - The Creeping Terror - 9 months ago
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Then, Broderick Crawford arrived...


606 - The Creeping Terror - 9 months ago
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Send help!


606 - The Creeping Terror - 9 months ago
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There's only one stage of grief, in this town - and it's acceptance!


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Did you just call me?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - 9 months ago
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Pardonne-moi... Pardonne-moi...!