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Jaguar Wong Abides - about 1 month ago
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Lucky for me I was already home when i got blasted!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno


TheLightningBug - about 1 month ago
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Your days are numbered, Allard! NON-SEQUENTIALLY! HAAAAAAA-ha-ha-ha-ha... [cough-cough] haaaa...


Phantom Chicken of Crank Whore - about 2 months ago
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Hello the House...Just checking in..changed my Avatar..which a few have told me is hard to see but the full size pic is quite funny and it looked like the 3 Amigos of Beer Can Chickens :o)


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Phantom Chicken has returned..at least for now..only time will tell how long that lasts! The Jaguar Wong account is still active, so it could get confusing!


Jaguar Wong Abides - 3 months ago
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Hey! what about Curly, Larry or even Shemp(hmm Shemp Shrimp..gotta' nice 'ring' to it..hahaha..ok I'll stop now)


. - 3 months ago
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[confetti showers, bleating party-horns, and so forth]
Happy "Annual Lap Around the Solar System" Day!


Jaguar Wong Abides - 3 months ago
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There are several ways to post an image but this is the one I use. First right click on the image and then left click 'copy image location' (for Firefox, it says something different but similar for other browsers)..after that use the formula from the link I'm giving you, pasting what you copied between the two quotation marks " from the formula. One other thing, if it's a thumbnail then click it first before copying the image location so it will be full size. Here is the link with the formula http://html.com/attributes/img-src/


. - 3 months ago
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Speaking of fun: You may have heard about (or just plain heard) Roy Zimmerman's tunes. A guy with a strong voice, a great guitar, and a mind / lyrics that just don't quit. (He has LOTS of vids up on YouTube.) He's a great tonic for the era, and a plain great time. Whether by vid, or in person, you'll likely be appreciative of his work. (He's in Hollywood Sunday morning at 11, 7/23, if you want details. He and his wife tour all over the country playing in small venues (and people's homes, when there's a gathering of friends). It's usually $20 at the door -- BUT they always say in their newsletter "...or pay what you can." Their newsletter is also fun, too. Anyhoo, just a thought, if it sounds interesting. Give a holler if you want details. (And, yes, please -- drop a line any time about anything, anytime!)


. - 3 months ago
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Just passing by on my way to logging out, and thought I'd send up a generic flare to see what's happening in your sector of the galaxy, and how that whole "rich pageant of life" thing is going out your way.

No lottery strikes here, or I'd share. Meanwhile, the REBOOT LIFE HERE button is definitely out of whack --and I have no idea where to order more whack.

(I imagine that must be where the lottery comes into this fascinating circular absurdo-drama we call life.)

Any perspectives or clues from your grid searches?


. - 4 months ago
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Missus Mongo and I did a little more hunting around, and she came up with a possibility: the Borger Housing Authority, (806) 274-2612.

Granted, these folks are trying to find places for people to live, BUT: they interact all the time with landlords, owners, etc., and may have lines on those who do maintenance and upkeep. Who knows -- you may even be able to find a rent-to-buy person willing to do the maintenance and upkeep as part of the rent?

Perhaps that is the way to start the conversation with them -- as a person who has a house... then get into the details with them and see what creative solutions are available / possible?

This may not be an instant winner, but more of a "fish-until-you-find" mission for a helpful person, persons, or group. At least, they're an interactive hub among people with housing needs and those who provide housing. Surely, one hopes, those folks will know people who do maintenance and upkeep for tenants and landlords? Yeesh! From some internet searching of Borger, this may be the best lead. (But, hey -- what do we know, a zillion miles away?)

As always: May the Farcical Forcicle* be with you.

* a "Force Popsicle" -- a favored summertime treat in the Resistance


Jaguar Wong Abides - 4 months ago
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Just thought I'd check in and see how the start of your summer is going? We've been lucky here till recently but hot weather has arrived to stay for the next 3 months. So it's early for any outside activities(if you can help it) and by 10 or 11 hopefully you're inside with some decent air conditioning.


. - 5 months ago
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Re: Star Wars Mash-up: Can't wait for the follow-up which includes the tune, "Will you still heed me, will you still 'weed' me, when I'm 64."


Favorite Episodes

  1. The Crawling Hand
    141
  2. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    617
  3. The Amazing Colossal Man
    181
  4. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  5. The Unearthly
    178
  6. Bride of the Monster
    204
  7. King Dinosaur
    179
  8. Zombie Nightmare
    272
  9. Space Mutiny
    817
  10. Village of the Giants
    174
  11. Terror from the Year 5000
    215
  12. Fire Maidens of Outer Space
    196
  13. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    188
  14. Godzilla vs. Megalon
    265
  15. Hercules
    136
  16. The Incredible Melting Man
    241
  17. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    172
  18. The Hellcats
    97
  19. The Day the Earth Froze
    236
  20. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    297
  21. Jack Frost
    286
  22. It Conquered the World
    243
  23. The Final Sacrifice
    671
  24. Radar Secret Service
    192
  25. The Creeping Terror
    223
  26. Cave Dwellers
    385
  27. The Wild World of Batwoman
    204
  28. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    164
  29. The Brute Man
    187
  30. The Phantom Planet
    195
  31. Colossus and the Headhunters
    156
  32. Red Zone Cuba
    208
  33. Last of the Wild Horses
    141
  34. The Human Duplicators
    182
  35. Invasion of the Neptune Men
    221

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After watching this dang thing 5 times
314 - Mighty Jack - 28 days ago
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What the hell is Mighty Jack anyway? Is it the sub? Is it the magic jet fighter that apparently has room for 15 people to walk around, and dives under water to hook upmwith the sub? Is it both? Does it refer to the "elite group", which not only includes major hero, captain lickspittle, lieutenant hard-on, and female person, but mysterious cigarette hanging guy, old stoned grinch, and a dozen other assistants? Where are they all? Do they all have staff meetings? What do they do on birthdays: cake and a song, or just a card?
I'll stop asking questions now, which could otherwise go on forever. This is one bewildering mama jamma.


Forum - 10 days ago
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Does anyone re-watch any episode to check out what the silhouettes are doing? It is amazing how much one can miss when your attention is diverted elsewhere. My favorites were of Tom and Joel playing with Ator's chiseled chin and poignant pecs and Crow just walking out of the theater for a break in the spider island episode.


Night of the Steves
Forum - 22 days ago
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I'm a Lions Club member, and two of our ten members are Steves. So, tonight at a meeting both Steves were sitting next to each other, and were introduced, and then one of our guests was erroneously introduced as Steve, and to my utmost delight, someone shouted "Not everyone is Steve!" lol.
Say, who are some of your favorite Steves?


908 - The Touch of Satan - 21 days ago
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So it's 1971 and, on a road trip from Austin to San Francisco, Jody stops in a small town where people burned witches in the 1870s? How does that work? Did these yokels learn about witch burning in Europe CENTURIES ago in their little red schoolhouse and decide "That's a darn good idea"?


The Mads Are Back, and they've still got it
Forum - 27 days ago
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My wife and I had a wonderful time with Frank, Trace and a couple of dozen fellow Misties (including a Master cos player) at The Mads Are Back performance here in New Orleans last night.

It was in a small, neighborhood theater, maybe 100 seats in the room. And the guys sat right down in the front row and riffed away on the Ed Wood classic 'Glen or Glenda'. Kinda like like watching at home with the funniest guys you know.

There was meet and great time before and after and the guys were just as friendly and engaging as you would hope they would be.

My wife, who is only an occasional Mistie, said she laughed for 90 minutes straight and can't stop thanking me for bringing her along.

Tip for those who might be attending future performances: Trace really appreciates it if you pronounce his last name correctly. I learned from the Cinematic Titanic Live shows and practiced saying "Bowl-You"


Recent Riffs

310 - Fugitive Alien - about 2 months ago
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only...


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - 3 months ago
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"Frank - she's hot..."
"MY MOTHER'S A SAINT!!!"


604 - Zombie Nightmare - 4 months ago
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John Goodman, riding on Hume Cronyn's back, could outrun this guy!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - 4 months ago
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So the Cuban stuff was just a digression - now, the movie can really begin!


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"Aren't you gonna carry me in?!"
"Frank, you're getting too big for that..."


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I bet you'd like a pony...


1009 - Hamlet - 7 months ago
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Shoot - Frank Rich is out there...


606 - The Creeping Terror - 7 months ago
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Then, Broderick Crawford arrived...


606 - The Creeping Terror - 7 months ago
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Send help!


606 - The Creeping Terror - 7 months ago
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There's only one stage of grief, in this town - and it's acceptance!


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Did you just call me?


910 - The Final Sacrifice - 8 months ago
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Pardonne-moi... Pardonne-moi...!