Why is this called Santa Claus conquers the martians?

Everyone in this movie could've been strangled and I don't think it would've made one iota of difference.

San Francisco my butt!

I never thought anything could make Deathstalker II look well thought out. Remind me to never think again.

I've seen a lot of half baked stupid ass movies in my time but this movie,as mike said "is one the most ambitiously bad movies we've ever done." I guess when u make up a fake Middle Ages-like fantasy world u can just skip any sort of time continuity like zippers or hairstyles or manners of speaking...

This is incredible! Someone took my best fever dream and dipped it in peyote and Asian actors.

Let's see....I have two options:
1. Sit through this movie
2. Be waterboarded with the urine of Carrot Top.

Guess I'll see you guys tomorrow.

This film really should've been called Dr. Oh Hell No!

It's so funny people took time and money to make this movie

I laughed so hard I literally shot Faygo Red Pop out my nose!

I'm fairly certain this movie has been declared a war crime in 37 countries.

I never knew Ricardo Montalban had a job as a Venezuelan airport announcer.