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Crow TRobot - about 4 years ago
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Phantom Planet so incredibly lame and awesome riffs. A MUST see.


Crow TRobot - about 4 years ago
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High School Big Shot best for riffs so far.


Favorite Episodes

  1. High School Big Shot
    178
  2. The Phantom Planet
    208
  3. Track of the Moon Beast
    262
  4. Colossus and the Headhunters
    170
  5. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    320
  6. Hobgoblins
    373
  7. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    652
  8. Attack of the Giant Leeches
    204
  9. The Final Sacrifice
    724
  10. The Creeping Terror
    238
  11. Robot Monster
    145
  12. Teenage Strangler
    301
  13. Cave Dwellers
    413
  14. Prince of Space
    441
  15. The Touch of Satan
    326
  16. Danger! Death Ray
    445
  17. The Skydivers
    260

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902 - The Phantom Planet - about 4 years ago
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It's great when the dark-haired girl "goes to bed early" during an onslaught of enemies trying to destroy their world. Yes, your existence hanging in the balance is so boooooring.


514 - Teenage Strangler - about 4 years ago
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The Short at the beginning ("Is It Love?") has some of the best riffs ever.


406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - almost 4 years ago
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I love how people die by just rolling into the water in the Leeches' lair.


618 - High School Big Shot - about 4 years ago
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The funniest MST3K Episode so far! Almost non-stop riffs. These guys were on a roll!


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HILARIOUS!!! Any MST3K movie with battle scenes is going to be a winner and the battle scenes in this are hysterical! (especially when "Colossus" is almost always conveniently nowhere around during the battles)


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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It's great when the (again, RANDOM) guy comes up to watch the skydiving and has to ASK where he should be looking in the sky to see the skydivers. The answer is just as stupid "About 4,000 feet"(?) as if someone that clueless could begin to calculate where that height would be located.


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"I must admit I regret putting out your eyes”...Oh, water under the bridge!


609 - The Skydivers - over 4 years ago
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The lines that they use to mock Mr. Personality (Harry?), delivered in the monotone are PRICELESS. I have to pause to stop laughing. The funniest thing? It's in exactly his monotone. Oh, gods.....


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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Many MST3K movies are known for having no plot, but this one might just be the WORST ever on this issue. AMAZINGLY random scenes (good riffs tho)


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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I love how no one in the film has anything to do with the plot like (or really each other). They just randomly wander into the film and do a few things and then leave, making sure we don't actually CARE about what happens to them.


609 - The Skydivers - about 5 years ago
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"PANIC!" "Oops, stage direction."


Recent Riffs

406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches - almost 4 years ago
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I'm willin' to bet a month's pay they ain't gonna come up with nothin' but excuses! ("I could USE ten bucks!")


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 4 years ago
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It's our 24 hour anniversary!


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 4 years ago
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And the mon-ster's red glaaaaare!


1007 - Track of the Moon Beast - almost 4 years ago
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If you see my mom....could you tell her I turned into a lizard?


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 4 years ago
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"Apparently women lack the 'fight or flight' gene; they only have the 'faint' gene."


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 4 years ago
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"What shall we DO?!" "We shall break up the attack." ("Thank you, General Patton.")


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 4 years ago
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"Prepare the MILK!!"


902 - The Phantom Planet - about 4 years ago
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"Excuse me, ma'am, do ya have any Liva-Snaps?"


609 - The Skydivers - about 4 years ago
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(one) "You grab my ankles and I'll grab yours." (other) Okay but let's skydive first."


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(crowd behind blind king during speech) - "Uh, your majesty, we're back here; yoo-hooo!"


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(Blind guy snoring)


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Well, I still have my pecs.