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In Satellite of Love
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Favorite Episodes
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High School Big Shot
198
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The Phantom Planet
232
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Track of the Moon Beast
297
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Colossus and the Headhunters
191
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Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
352
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Hobgoblins
414
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Manos: The Hands of Fate
711
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Attack of the Giant Leeches
224
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The Final Sacrifice
782
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The Creeping Terror
266
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Robot Monster
159
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Teenage Strangler
327
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Cave Dwellers
457
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Prince of Space
483
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The Touch of Satan
360
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Danger! Death Ray
492
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The Skydivers
277
Recent Comments with recent replies
Recent Riffs
902 - The Phantom Planet
- about 6 years ago
"What shall we DO?!" "We shall break up the attack." ("Thank you, General Patton.")
406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches
- almost 6 years ago
I'm willin' to bet a month's pay they ain't gonna come up with nothin' but excuses! ("I could USE ten bucks!")
1007 - Track of the Moon Beast
- almost 6 years ago
If you see my mom....could you tell her I turned into a lizard?
902 - The Phantom Planet
- about 6 years ago
"Apparently women lack the 'fight or flight' gene; they only have the 'faint' gene."
609 - The Skydivers
- over 6 years ago
(one) "You grab my ankles and I'll grab yours." (other) Okay but let's skydive first."
605 - Colossus and the Headhunters
- over 6 years ago
(crowd behind blind king during speech) - "Uh, your majesty, we're back here; yoo-hooo!"
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I love how people die by just rolling into the water in the Leeches' lair.
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It's great when the dark-haired girl "goes to bed early" during an onslaught of enemies trying to destroy their world. Yes, your existence hanging in the balance is so boooooring.
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The Short at the beginning ("Is It Love?") has some of the best riffs ever.
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The funniest MST3K Episode so far! Almost non-stop riffs. These guys were on a roll!
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HILARIOUS!!! Any MST3K movie with battle scenes is going to be a winner and the battle scenes in this are hysterical! (especially when "Colossus" is almost always conveniently nowhere around during the battles)
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It's great when the (again, RANDOM) guy comes up to watch the skydiving and has to ASK where he should be looking in the sky to see the skydivers. The answer is just as stupid "About 4,000 feet"(?) as if someone that clueless could begin to calculate where that height would be located.
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"I must admit I regret putting out your eyes”...Oh, water under the bridge!
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The lines that they use to mock Mr. Personality (Harry?), delivered in the monotone are PRICELESS. I have to pause to stop laughing. The funniest thing? It's in exactly his monotone. Oh, gods.....
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Many MST3K movies are known for having no plot, but this one might just be the WORST ever on this issue. AMAZINGLY random scenes (good riffs tho)
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I love how no one in the film has anything to do with the plot like (or really each other). They just randomly wander into the film and do a few things and then leave, making sure we don't actually CARE about what happens to them.
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"PANIC!" "Oops, stage direction."