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J.D. Martell
In Connecticut, USA

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Space Mutiny
    887
  2. Werewolf
    525
  3. The Touch of Satan
    337
  4. Pod People
    560
  5. The Sinister Urge
    215
  6. Cave Dwellers
    429
  7. Quest of the Delta Knights
    254
  8. Eegah
    386
  9. Alien from L.A.
    274
  10. Escape 2000
    252
  11. The Screaming Skull
    269
  12. Final Justice
    260
  13. Girls Town
    284
  14. Devil Fish
    253
  15. The Magic Sword
    205
  16. City Limits
    169
  17. It Lives by Night
    171
  18. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  19. Diabolik
    208
  20. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    279
  21. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  22. Angels' Revenge
    206
  23. Riding with Death
    386
  24. Gunslinger
    161
  25. Track of the Moon Beast
    278
  26. Laserblast
    390
  27. The Projected Man
    203
  28. The Deadly Bees
    214
  29. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    257
  30. The Space Children
    176
  31. Bloodlust
    185
  32. Gamera vs. Zigra
    171
  33. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    170
  34. Beginning of the End
    261
  35. Operation Double 007
    233
  36. The Sword and the Dragon
    219
  37. Colossus and the Headhunters
    178

Recent Comments with recent replies

520 - Radar Secret Service - about 4 years ago
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I love Gypsy saying "This is wrong" while Mike piles underoos on Crow.


423 - Bride of the Monster - almost 7 years ago
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Wait a minute.... Is the building code ALWAYS under fire? That's the second time a newspaper highlight in a movie said that....


Show Me *Your* Love Stuff!
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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Otherwise, how will I appreciate it when you start withholding love? To review, Pearl's 5 representatives of love from Blood Waters of Dr. Z were:

*1 Staple remover
*1 Pawnshop receipt for a 12-gauge shotgun
*1Bottle of Fleischman's™ Lemon-Flavored Gin
*12 Hotpads, and
* An alternator

To show you all how much I love you, I'm giving you my personal 5 below:
* A stainless-steel trowel
* A bag of those two-pronged bamboo mini-cocktail forks
* Pistachio nuts (natural-hued, salted or unsalted ok)
* 12 Pablo Jazz LPs, and
* A Turquoise/Green/Purple plaid mohair throw

Go on! Take it! I don't even care!!


803 - The Mole People - almost 4 years ago
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Okay. Finally got this thing to work! The link got scrambled somewhere between here and Vimeo. Here is the link to the real Mole People Movie. https://vimeo.com/141709300


Does Steve Jobs Really Need Two Movies?
Forum - almost 4 years ago
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He didn't negotiate lasting peace in the middle east, he made computers and phones, and he made good money doing it. The man who wrote The Declaration of Independence never got a biopic but this guy gets two. WTF?


I have a pole for you! (Please Answer if you know what I'm talkinga about)
Forum - about 4 years ago
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Many musical fans are arguing to this day whether Avenue Q should have beat Wicked for best musical or not that year. My opinion is that it deserved that spot for multiple reasons (the real life tone, the puppetry, the humor, the parody, the lessons, etc.). What do you think?


Forum - about 4 years ago
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I feel just like this right now. Not that women are not real, but that women are mysterious. Tell me more, Crow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8O4UWeAglU


Where's the MAD influence?
Forum - about 4 years ago
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I've been browsing my collection of MAD Magazines from the '70s, and it made me think that there are amazingly few references to this formative medium in MST3K. I remember Joel referring to an All Jaffee fold-in at one point, and perhaps a mention of Don Martin, but other than that I come up empty. Anyone know of other riff-erences? I could be wrong.


Other Fandoms?
Forum - about 4 years ago
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So, out of pure curiosity, I was wondering what other fandoms my fellow MSTies were in. Me personally, I like Mega Man, Team Fortress 2 (duh) and Harry Potter, among others. So tell me: what do you like?


Oh hai Sharknado number 2.....
Forum - about 4 years ago
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Just got back from the live riffing of Sharknado number 2 electric bugaloo. And yes there was a wonderful creepy short before the film, involving a hand puppet and child, with a mother that looked like Thelma from scoobie do. Much enjoyed by all. Who else here went?


Special Roll Call: Where Do You Live?
Forum - about 4 years ago
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Since a few folks are doing shoutouts asking about others in their vicinity, let's do a roll call just for that.

I'll start: Los Angeles!


Forum - about 5 years ago
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So, I belong to this Facebook group for single Msties. It's on the verge of shutting down because due to low membership numbers nobody seems to be close enough to anyone else. So if you're a single Mstie, you could do worse than join our numbers and see who you meet. We'd all appreciate it.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/solmstiessingles


Recent Riffs

503 - Swamp Diamonds - about 4 years ago
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"Have a drink."
"Don't mind if I do."
Well good, because that's what's happening.


403 - City Limits - about 4 years ago
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Stop or the horse gets it!


906 - The Space Children - about 7 years ago
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PUSH BUTTON PHONING!


617 - The Sword and the Dragon - about 4 years ago
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A collie is keeping them in terror?


705 - Escape 2000 - about 4 years ago
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New York City ran out of cops today.


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Guys, I think Hercules exploded!


408 - Hercules Unchained - over 5 years ago
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Hey, stop feeding my bride!


706 - Laserblast - about 6 years ago
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Sometimes I worry I'm not shallow enough.


110 - Robot Holocaust - about 6 years ago
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Free bot!!


906 - The Space Children - about 6 years ago
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"Please, don't be upset." That's a good idea. Okay!


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 7 years ago
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Are we being attacked or entertained?


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 7 years ago
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Moo!