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Favorite Episodes

  1. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
    52
  2. Monster A-Go Go
    92
  3. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    175
  4. Eegah
    97
  5. The Skydivers
    76
  6. The Starfighters
    59
  7. The Creeping Terror
    65
  8. Gorgo
    45
  9. Jungle Goddess
    35
  10. Laserblast
    102
  11. The Undead
    55
  12. Untamed Youth
    28
  13. The Million Eyes of Sumuru
    9
  14. Mighty Jack
    11
  15. Teenage Caveman
    30
  16. Humanoid Woman
    10
  17. The Amazing Transparent Man
    32
  18. The Day the Earth Froze
    49
  19. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    66
  20. Being from Another Planet
    38
  21. The Black Scorpion
    21
  22. The She-Creature
    40
  23. It Lives by Night
    45
  24. Hamlet
    46
  25. The Hellcats
    21
  26. Lost Continent
    53
  27. City Limits
    38
  28. Space Mutiny
    215
  29. Werewolf
    135
  30. Revenge of the Creature
    47
  31. Kitten with a Whip
    27
  32. Assignment: Venezuela (the lost short)
    45
  33. Superdome
    13
  34. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
    48
  35. Gamera vs. Gaos
    30
  36. Pod People
    138
  37. Village of the Giants
    42
  38. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    53
  39. Gunslinger
    30
  40. San Francisco International
    63
  41. Moon Zero Two
    35
  42. The Projected Man
    56
  43. The Screaming Skull
    74
  44. The Giant Gila Monster
    54
  45. Angels' Revenge
    53
  46. Gamera
    40
  47. Mitchell
    140
  48. King Dinosaur
    39
  49. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    48
  50. Colossus and the Headhunters
    34
  51. The Sinister Urge
    55
  52. Rocket Attack USA
    32
  53. Phase IV
    15
  54. The Slime People
    25
  55. Fugitive Alien
    70
  56. The Last Chase
    11
  57. Time Chasers
    115
  58. Danger! Death Ray
    120
  59. Mighty Jack
    40
  60. Pilot - The Green Slime
    6
  61. Agent for H.A.R.M.
    59
  62. Hangar 18
    14
  63. Hercules Against the Moon Men
    42

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201 - Rocketship X-M - 3 months ago

At 1:15.53 That gypsy "woman" is Mike isn't it?! :oD


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Forum - 2 months ago

I just updated a number of episodes that were missing. Check out Time Chasers, I was a Teenage Werewolf, Terror from the Year 5000 and Attack of the Eye Creatures.


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102 - The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy - 3 months ago

Dr. F: "Come in, Joel-ene, You free-floating space ferret!" "Joel-Meister." "My little square pudding."

Brilliant invention from the Mads. It's not the chalk noises but the severed hand that made me wince. Dr. E is in fine proto-Frank form here, too.


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K11 - Humanoid Woman - 6 months ago

I got a kick out of the fact that they named the robot maid "Hazel".


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1010 - It Lives by Night - 6 months ago

For some reason I can picture David Duchovny in this role...


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1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z - 5 months ago

I'm watching Dr. Z right now and heard the line "Oh man he should go to an underwear fitting clinic" and I decided to google 'underwear fitting clinic' and this page/site was the first result. So I am posting this here.

I like to surf with MST3K on in the background constantly.


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302 - Gamera - 10 months ago

So after watching a marathon session of MST3K, I have come to the conclusion that I'm a sucker for parody songs about minor characters... Poor Tibby...


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111 - Moon Zero Two - about 1 year ago

OK, is it just me or is Moon Zero Two not such a bad movie? I actually got sucked into the story. I can't decide whether or not to feel ashamed.


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K20 - The Last Chase - 5 months ago

The name of the 'hero' in this movie kept making me laugh because of the 9-5 movie with Dabney Coleman's character F....art lol The longer I watched this the funnier it got.


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K20 - The Last Chase - 5 months ago

Beatle mania medley was fun lol


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1006 - Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues - 5 months ago

Funny how BoBo lists Fon du Lac with Tokyo HA


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1001 - Soultaker - 8 months ago

My 15-year-old and I think this is one of the best ones.
But...what the Hell is a 'hot fish shop?'


Recent Riffs

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609 - The Skydivers - over 1 year ago

"Sex for sundries is fun! Hey!"


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506 - Eegah - over 1 year ago

That's not a tongue, It's a muskie leech!


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K15 - Superdome - 5 months ago

And for vegetarians; lentil floss!


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703 - Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell - 4 months ago

It's hard to look menacing when you look like Maude...


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - 5 months ago

It's good, but it's not as good as blood classic!


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K15 - Superdome - 5 months ago

"You're my knight in shining armor Norman... You old poop!"


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615 - Kitten with a Whip - 5 months ago

There's the lattice for that salad bar....


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K20 - The Last Chase - 5 months ago

Servo in Arthur voice: I wreck cars; I fondle women. But, I have weekends off and I am my own boss. Hobson; would you draw my bath for me?


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K20 - The Last Chase - 5 months ago

That sound is annoying! Oh it's the movie...


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K20 - The Last Chase - 5 months ago

I want to be here when this guy snaps...


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801 - Revenge of the Creature - 5 months ago

The bathrooms are really confusing, they're marked "mollusks" and "crustaceans".


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113 - The Black Scorpion - 6 months ago

These aren't actual footprints, this is feta cheese, but it smells like feet so that's as close as we could get.