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  1. The Unearthly
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  2. Cave Dwellers
    385
  3. The Amazing Transparent Man
    127
  4. War of the Colossal Beast
    202
  5. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
    172
  6. Gunslinger
    143

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K15 - Superdome - over 2 years ago
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Bram Stoker's Dracula had more football than this film.


424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate - over 2 years ago
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I want Torgo's theme as a ringtone.


WAiT: Grand Theft Torgo
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Which movie/movie character here would make a "great" videogame conversion? (I know there actually was a Torgo videogame that sucked)
But in my game, Torgo would charge down hallways, albeit slowly, and collect "fist" power-ups. In the end he goes to the land of unappreciated henchmen.


303 - Pod People - over 2 years ago
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Good night, Chief.


1001 - Soultaker - over 2 years ago
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Well? CAN souls have butter?


621 - The Beast of Yucca Flats - over 2 years ago
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"Time for go to Yucca Flats."


That one episode,,,,
Forum - over 2 years ago
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That you could probably accept never seeing again? Either you seen enough or just never liked? If that is just to insane to comprehend perhaps the episode you could hold off re-watching the longest?


Forum - over 2 years ago
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Goodbye, Sir Lee. You are irreplaceable.


Been wondering about the origin of this riff for some time.
Forum - over 2 years ago
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I feel like a bit of a dickweed for only finding this now.
http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/I_thought_you_were_Dale


Forum - over 2 years ago
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Job interview today at 1. Been out of work since 08. Wish me luck guys and gals!


no more lurking for me
Forum - over 2 years ago
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Hi all! Finally made an account after lurking around for awhile. Been watching MST3K since high school in about 90 or 91. Have been watching the VHS tapes (you may remember those) and DVDs obsessively, along with Netflix when they had episodes. Luckily my husband found this site for me, probably so I can watch on my phone and he doesn't have to be subjected to The Touch of Satan for the 9,473rd time... just thought I'd say, "hello!"


Recent Riffs

514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 3 years ago
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"Hey look, it's Detective Anderson!" And he's wearing pants!


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Ah, Gamera!


619 - Red Zone Cuba - over 2 years ago
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And when Curly dies in the wild, he provides food for other Curlies.


807 - Terror from the Year 5000 - over 2 years ago
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I like milk! *Hyuk hyuk*


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 2 years ago
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"What's your name, kid?" Sexpoodle.


202 - The Sidehackers - over 2 years ago
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They stoled his dimes!


514 - Teenage Strangler - almost 3 years ago
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Watch out for snakes!


611 - Last of the Wild Horses - almost 3 years ago
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Oh, my trick nipple!


409 - The Indestructible Man - almost 3 years ago
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"They found a notebook in Bradshaw's lab." It said, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"


314 - Mighty Jack - almost 3 years ago
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Ah, here we are at PLOT RECOVERY....


314 - Mighty Jack - almost 3 years ago
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In the land of Dairy Queen, we blow you up.