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Lisa Matriccino

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Bride of the Monster
    252
  2. Blood Waters of Dr. Z
    224
  3. Manos: The Hands of Fate
    726
  4. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    356
  5. The Sinister Urge
    230
  6. Red Zone Cuba
    247
  7. Danger! Death Ray
    502
  8. Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
    359
  9. High School Big Shot
    203
  10. Robot Holocaust
    173
  11. Teenagers from Outer Space
    305
  12. Last of the Wild Horses
    172
  13. Warrior of the Lost World
    356
  14. The Skydivers
    285
  15. Escape 2000
    286
  16. Wild Rebels
    181
  17. The Incredibly Strange Creatures...
    305
  18. The Rebel Set
    169
  19. The Sword and the Dragon
    247
  20. Samson Vs The Vampire Women
    295
  21. Code Name Diamond Head
    203
  22. The Starfighters
    256
  23. Future War
    284
  24. San Francisco International
    284
  25. I Accuse My Parents
    438
  26. The Brain that Wouldn't Die
    363
  27. Revenge of the Creature
    245
  28. Untamed Youth
    145
  29. Pod People
    595
  30. The Giant Spider Invasion
    379
  31. Horrors of Spider Island
    244
  32. The Thing That Couldn't Die
    224
  33. Zombie Nightmare
    326
  34. The Brute Man
    236
  35. Moon Zero Two
    221
  36. Horror of Party Beach
    341
  37. Bloodlust
    194
  38. The Deadly Bees
    238
  39. Devil Fish
    281
  40. Daddy-O
    263
  41. Lassie: The Painted Hills
    176
  42. Radar Secret Service
    235
  43. The Dead Talk Back
    294
  44. Laserblast
    427
  45. Hamlet
    189
  46. Parts: The Clonus Horror
    313
  47. Soultaker
    407
  48. Riding with Death
    427
  49. The Giant Gila Monster
    275
  50. Prince of Space
    493
  51. 12 to the Moon
    221
  52. The Incredible Melting Man
    298
  53. The Day the Earth Froze
    302

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110 - Robot Holocaust - about 8 years ago
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I know the common consensus is that the woman with the accent was by far the worst acting in the bunch... but I seriously cannot listen to a single line said by the father of the main woman without giggling hysterically at how stiff and lifeless he is.


408 - Hercules Unchained - about 3 years ago
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Ateacles looks like a red haired Tony Curtis and has moves like Johnny Rotten.


K13 - SST: Death Flight - over 3 years ago
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Um, if they don't let them land but they end up crashing, the contagious biologic will still spread. It would be better if they just let them land and quarantine the plan.


507 - I Accuse My Parents - over 3 years ago
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So, in this movie, the boy gets away with everything because he has bad parents but in The Violent Years, the girl dies after giving birth in prison even though she had bad parents too. Hmm, interesting double standard,


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908 - The Touch of Satan - almost 4 years ago
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"With Screwtape on kettle drum and Wormwood on harpsichord!"
Is anyone familiar with the names Screwtape and Wormwood?


1004 - Future War - about 3 years ago
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Arrgghhh!!!! This episode is hilarious but this movie annoys the hell out of me! For example, if they didn't make such ridiculous errors like "sister superior" - it's "mother superior", there's no such thing as a "sister superior"; I'd swear it was a bunch of god botherers that made this stupid movie full of every, single, solitary square cliche' about vice. I mean, the stilted dialogue about being addicted and a prostitute, the fake "I know about the street" lines, the fakey awkward slang and gestures. Arrggghhhh! I want to punch this movie in its STUPID! STUPID! face!!!! (shout out to Plan 9 there - a much sillier movie that is less annoyingly STUPID!). Thanks, I feel better now.


702 - The Brute Man - over 3 years ago
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"You're not afraid of me?"
"No. I'm a little nervous, I guess. Why should I be afraid?"
Oh, I don't know. Maybe because a strange man with an odd, raspy voice was hiding in your bedroom?!?!?!?!? Did losing her sight make her lose all her brain cells as well?


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You know, I'm usually very pro-Vampire, but man, these vampires were just completely incompetent. Tundra just whizzes it in the end. If you know the sun is going to be up in mere moments, why would you stop to see who your "stubborn enemy is"? Just kill him or save it for tomorrow night!


702 - The Brute Man - about 9 years ago
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Cliff says, "I stole his girlfriend, and made out with her in front of him. Then I destroyed his education and career, and made him look hideous. I just can't imagine what made him snap!" I chortled when he bought it.


312 - Gamera vs. Guiron - about 3 years ago
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The Richard Burton sketch is priceless! "I'm Welsh and I'm poor and I'm not Richard Burton yet". I'm still cracking up.


112 - Untamed Youth - over 3 years ago
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So, if they're "vagrants" because they were traveling, why would they still not be considered vagrants after the 30 days? It seems like the equivalent of a mobius strip.


324 - Master Ninja II - about 3 years ago
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So who are the "people" that the blonde terrorist needs to liberate? She looks Scandinavian. Did the Swedes need to be liberated from oppression in the 70s and I missed it somehow?


Recent Riffs

524 - 12 to the Moon - about 3 years ago
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Wanna see me in a towel?


1004 - Future War - about 3 years ago
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"Do you believe in signs?" "I believe in 'yield from right'".


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 3 years ago
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Do you want to be Finnish? Sure, we all do!


422 - The Day the Earth Froze - about 3 years ago
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Oh no!! They're doing it clown style!!!!!!


601 - Girls Town - about 3 years ago
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Um, Mel, can we go talk about this by the cliff?


601 - Girls Town - about 3 years ago
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Well then is Geddy Lee there?


601 - Girls Town - about 3 years ago
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Jude's wearin' a wire!!!!!!!


601 - Girls Town - about 3 years ago
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It's not a prison. It's just the Catholic church.


520 - Radar Secret Service - about 3 years ago
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Well, do you know him like THIS?!


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Is this Confuse a Cat?


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Filmed in convolution vision!
What the Sam Scratch is goin' on?!?!?!?


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Guido Sarducci?!?!