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Matthew Boyle

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  1. Wild Rebels
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  2. Girls Town
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  3. Girl in Gold Boots
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408 - Hercules Unchained - over 2 years ago
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joel must have kids by this point because he repeatedly portrays little kids spot on.


1008 - Final Justice - over 2 years ago
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the american guy calls him heranimo and geranimo! Did he forget or was that in the script?


311 - It Conquered the World - over 2 years ago
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How do you have prostitutes on ice in a nice way?


519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 2 years ago
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"Protect the throne and the freedom of the people of Coruba" (or however you spell it). Ok, a few things wrong with that statement. First, if there's a monarchy (as throne implies) there can't be a whole lot of freedom. Secondly, the women in this society are definitely not free and finally even without the incredible degree of sexism there is also slavery! Why do movies about the ancient past (or alternate worlds that are like the ancient past) always seem to forget that freedom and equality before the law were not values held by the vast majority of those societies, including those who lacked freedom and equality before the law?


506 - Eegah - over 2 years ago
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okay so right after the scene where eegah wants to sleep with the girl it randomly shows two lizards getting it on by all appearances. Am I suppose to take away from that what I think I am? Because that's disgusting


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Hey is she the queen or the mistress of the night? She can't be both! If she's married to the night king then she can't be his extra marital mistress.


521 - Santa Claus - over 2 years ago
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other people have probably pointed this out but that initial children of the world bit was flawed. Africa isn't a country, England isn't a country and the Orient is not a country and was used more often to signify china, japan, and the far east than it was to signify india


324 - Master Ninja II - about 3 years ago
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Is there a reason lee has a gerbil/hamster in the beginning? Where does it go after that scene? Also the beginning reminded me of the beginning of The Sidehackers, except mercifully shorter.


207 - Wild Rebels - about 3 years ago
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Are they nazis or do they just not understand what a swastika means and think it's just another symbol of evil?


903 - Puma Man - over 2 years ago
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He will be its custodian, as will his sons and their sons. However, should they only have daughters, the world will be righteously boned because there's no such thing as pumawomen. Sorry, but there is always catwoman.


620 - Danger! Death Ray - over 2 years ago
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Dr. Forester: "I was splicing a DNA". really? I'm not a big science guy but I know you can't splice a singular strand of DNA. By definition you have to combine at least two. Unless they were trying to make a joke that was a goof on their part.


501 - Warrior of the Lost World - over 2 years ago
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wait so the protagonist nearly dies for no reason because he stops looking at where he's going?


Recent Riffs

308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - about 3 years ago
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Why does the Chinese guy keep saying "eh" at the end of his sentences. Was he dubbed by a Canadian? I thought they'd riff on it but it was never brought up.