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Matthew Boyle

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  1. Wild Rebels
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  2. Girls Town
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  3. Girl in Gold Boots
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506 - Eegah - about 4 years ago
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okay so right after the scene where eegah wants to sleep with the girl it randomly shows two lizards getting it on by all appearances. Am I suppose to take away from that what I think I am? Because that's disgusting


108 - The Slime People - about 6 years ago
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"Come on Marine." - DON'T call me Marine, gee!
Joel's response assumes a Marine would be insulted by being called a Marine - not so; Marines are very proud of that title. (Now if he had said, 'Come on Soldier.', that would be another story).


507 - I Accuse My Parents - about 4 years ago
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what's so funny to me after watching all these movies like the violent years, the beatniks, this movie and many more is that "white crime" movies were an entire genre in the 50's. Movies where middle class white people are/become "thugs". I forget the name but one of the movies they riff has a gang of all white women. That was just too much for me. It's like "look at how immoral our society has become! Blacks and Hispanics aren't the only criminals!"


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Who's the guy who says "Mystery science theater 3000 episode (insert number here) reel 1" at the beginning of some of the episodes. He always sounds like he just woke up, has a cold, really doesn't like his job or some combination of the three. He doesn't sound like any of the guys on the show but it's the same voice every time.


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Who's the guy with the great big pecks, and they call him Her-rk!


208 - Lost Continent - almost 4 years ago
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We've always managed to be first in the race against time, well except for that whole Sputnik thing and putting a man in space, but gosh darnet we put a man on the moon first! Except I don't think that had even happened by then.


208 - Lost Continent - almost 4 years ago
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So in the end their stranded? Having a canoe in the Pacific Ocean ain't gonna get you far. And what happened to the native people? Do we assume they died or left?


504 - Secret Agent Super Dragon - almost 4 years ago
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"Baby face" says "here's to those big brown eyes" to a blonde. Can blondes even have brown eyes? Regardless it is incredibly unlikely


508 - Operation Double 007 - almost 4 years ago
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Isn't the badguy in this movie Valmont in Diabolik? I guess he's a character actor. When you need to portray a sleazy Italian mafioso type, call this guy.


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Why is this called Santa Claus conquers the martians?


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So Catholicism is a placebo...well yes all religion is


521 - Santa Claus - about 4 years ago
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other people have probably pointed this out but that initial children of the world bit was flawed. Africa isn't a country, England isn't a country and the Orient is not a country and was used more often to signify china, japan, and the far east than it was to signify india


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308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 4 years ago
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Why does the Chinese guy keep saying "eh" at the end of his sentences. Was he dubbed by a Canadian? I thought they'd riff on it but it was never brought up.