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Is it just me or did the mortician seem happy when he was revealing the dead henry manson, then inexplicably sad when he said he would perform the autopsy? I assumed that's what Mike meant by "I apologize for my odd performance".
what's with the mellow jokes? I'm not familiar with robert murphy. Did he do something else that they're referencing or is it just a 70's joke?
so with the gun sound effects: are they supposed to be shooting lasers or is it just really bad sound effects?
You'll get your chance, you can make a book on it? Is that an expression in any language or country? Since when are writing a book and making a bet interchangeable concepts?
Is that mary Jo pehl on the far right and "TV's Frank" in the middle?
What I find funny is that they are talking while the movie explains what the sampo is and then are confused by the rest of the movie and think it's the movie's fault they're uninformed. I'm inclined to believe this was intentional though because they weren't improvising riffs by this point and one of them had to have been listening when they watched the film to plan their riffs. Although in one of the Godzilla episodes they walk into the theater after the title of the movie was shown and then make jokes about how the movie didn't tell them its name.
what is it with medieval villains and ridiculous bat winged helmets? The guy in Deathstalker had a funny helmet too.
So does maiden 1 become had woman 1 after its maiden voyage to Paris?
oh thats right moses cursed me? When was dead plants a plague of egypt? pestilence was one but that was more livestock right? And they weren't curses they were divinely ordained plagues. Curse implies black magic and witchcraft. the wrath of an angry god is much more benevolent.
do people in the midwest call karaoke ka-ro-kee and not care-ee-o-kee? They call it karokee all the time and at first I thought they were making some obscure joke but it seems like a dialect thing. Like when they call roof a "ruff".
Why do they say "Puma!" (pronounced pew-ma)? It can't possibly be a reference to pumaman which is like 7 seasons from now. But that's the only instance I've heard puma mispronounced that way. In that episode they even say "It's pronounced puma." So it's not a Midwestern accent thing.
Is it just me or are the spiders not all that big for the webs they create? Although, come to think of it, I don't know the ratio of spider size to web size. After all, spider webs are always bigger than the actual spider who made them. Maybe crow can put "what is the ratio of spider size to web size" in his column just after "how much goose poop is in my yard".
Why does the Chinese guy keep saying "eh" at the end of his sentences. Was he dubbed by a Canadian? I thought they'd riff on it but it was never brought up.