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Matthew Boyle

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  1. Wild Rebels
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  2. Girls Town
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  3. Girl in Gold Boots
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519 - Outlaw of Gor - over 4 years ago
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"Protect the throne and the freedom of the people of Coruba" (or however you spell it). Ok, a few things wrong with that statement. First, if there's a monarchy (as throne implies) there can't be a whole lot of freedom. Secondly, the women in this society are definitely not free and finally even without the incredible degree of sexism there is also slavery! Why do movies about the ancient past (or alternate worlds that are like the ancient past) always seem to forget that freedom and equality before the law were not values held by the vast majority of those societies, including those who lacked freedom and equality before the law?


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - almost 5 years ago
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during the dune buggy scene the girl forgot to go "wheeeee!!!!!" (eegah reference)


913 - Quest of the Delta Knights - almost 5 years ago
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what is it with medieval villains and ridiculous bat winged helmets? The guy in Deathstalker had a funny helmet too.


904 - Werewolf - almost 5 years ago
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the one time the red neck doesn't have a gun, a werewolf shows up. Welcome to Obama's America ;)


K21 - Legend of the Dinosaurs - over 4 years ago
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Why do they all start cracking up when Joel says open the tank? What's the double entendre?


601 - Girls Town - almost 5 years ago
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so the guy hears a girl scream and then sees her get chased by a man in what is clearly a rape but he doesn't care. then he hears her scream again but without the guy following her so NOW he's concerned and investigates. I'm not sure if this was supposed to be commentary on rape culture, genuine ignorance or just bad acting and directing


506 - Eegah - almost 5 years ago
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okay so right after the scene where eegah wants to sleep with the girl it randomly shows two lizards getting it on by all appearances. Am I suppose to take away from that what I think I am? Because that's disgusting


108 - The Slime People - almost 7 years ago
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"Come on Marine." - DON'T call me Marine, gee!
Joel's response assumes a Marine would be insulted by being called a Marine - not so; Marines are very proud of that title. (Now if he had said, 'Come on Soldier.', that would be another story).


507 - I Accuse My Parents - almost 5 years ago
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what's so funny to me after watching all these movies like the violent years, the beatniks, this movie and many more is that "white crime" movies were an entire genre in the 50's. Movies where middle class white people are/become "thugs". I forget the name but one of the movies they riff has a gang of all white women. That was just too much for me. It's like "look at how immoral our society has become! Blacks and Hispanics aren't the only criminals!"


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Who's the guy who says "Mystery science theater 3000 episode (insert number here) reel 1" at the beginning of some of the episodes. He always sounds like he just woke up, has a cold, really doesn't like his job or some combination of the three. He doesn't sound like any of the guys on the show but it's the same voice every time.


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Who's the guy with the great big pecks, and they call him Her-rk!


208 - Lost Continent - over 4 years ago
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We've always managed to be first in the race against time, well except for that whole Sputnik thing and putting a man in space, but gosh darnet we put a man on the moon first! Except I don't think that had even happened by then.


Recent Riffs

308 - Gamera vs. Gaos - over 5 years ago
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Why does the Chinese guy keep saying "eh" at the end of his sentences. Was he dubbed by a Canadian? I thought they'd riff on it but it was never brought up.