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204 - Catalina Caper - 6 months ago

Two or three more rehearsals, and Joel's rant about the 60s would be an all-time classic.


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607 - Bloodlust - 7 months ago

Drunk guy, you're an idiot. "Now that four strange kids have shown up, and the evil sociopath murderer has strongly implied he's onto us, we can finally go through with our plan, which doesn't involve the four kids and all and we could have done at any time." I bet you're not even that good at chess.


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What in the living hell does the candy counter even have to do with anything?? He punched the guy right there in broad daylight!


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You know, real talk: The actor who plays Kimar is able to wrest himself a decent amount of dignity, despite everything. Even surrounded by all the nonsense, I totally believe that he is a stalwart leader who wants best for the children of Mars. I mean it! The guy deserves credit.


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811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror - over 1 year ago

So, um, how come everyone's totally in support of his plan to go back to the murderous, evil organ farm?


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618 - High School Big Shot - about 1 year ago

Y'know what? The actor playing Marv is hot. There, I said it. He's certainly weird-looking, but it works.

So, don't let those riffers' comments get you down... [checks wikipedia].... guy who died not long after he finished filming this movie! You were really good-looking!

...now I just feel like a creep.


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1008 - Final Justice - 10 months ago

I can't lie: it was genuinely surprising and exciting when Geronimo cut short his catchphrase to shoot the guy at the end. It's a really good way to pay off a running thing.


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Check Mary Jo trying to keep a straight face during her duet with Bill. :-D


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Okay, did seriously no one involved of the making of this movie ever try to sit the director down and explain, "Hey, um, if you want your title character to come off as a kind, wise hero, maybe you shouldn't put in an entire scene very strongly implying that all of his powers come straight from the devil?"


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Forum - over 1 year ago

Time for another round! What's the riff at the top of your page right now? And let's try to guess where each came from.


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516 - Alien from L.A. - over 1 year ago

Y'know, in all this insanity, the thing I'm most hung up on is whether the British bathrobe guy is supposed to be piningly in love with Wanda's father.


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