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Mark Heckman

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Favorite Episodes

  1. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
    415
  2. The Final Sacrifice
    744
  3. Mitchell
    574
  4. I Accuse My Parents
    403
  5. Santa Claus
    289
  6. The Girl in Lovers Lane
    222
  7. Eegah
    386
  8. Riding with Death
    386
  9. Laserblast
    390
  10. Horror of Party Beach
    308
  11. Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell
    331
  12. Monster A-Go Go
    338
  13. The Dead Talk Back
    278
  14. Outlaw of Gor
    313
  15. Teenagers from Outer Space
    279
  16. Danger! Death Ray
    466
  17. Werewolf
    525
  18. Hobgoblins
    387
  19. Soultaker
    369
  20. Girl in Gold Boots
    274
  21. The Projected Man
    203
  22. The Screaming Skull
    269
  23. San Francisco International
    262
  24. Teenage Strangler
    309

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603 - The Dead Talk Back - almost 4 years ago
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When Renee is changing clothes and in her negligee, Mike says "So round, so firm, so fully packed." Kind of a throw away line and not all that funny. But it's actually a line from a John Hartford song called "The Golden Globe Award". Listen to that song and the line instantly becomes a classic...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gw3Dc-EXmo


1001 - Soultaker - almost 3 years ago
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One of my all-time favorite episodes--Had to re-watch this with my son and his wife and it was just as funny. I forgot to warn them about the final credit sequence and they just about hurt themselves laughing. It might be the best closing credits of all the episodes!


912 - The Screaming Skull - over 5 years ago
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Mickey and Torgo are the fraternal twin sons of Angelo....


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 3 years ago
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This is an underrated episode...my wife had to come into the room a couple times to see if we were having a medical emergency we were laughing so hard.


1001 - Soultaker - over 3 years ago
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What an awful film but a great episode of MST3K. The scene where Natalie is slow-mo undressing for her bath and Crow can't see the nakedness because he has something in his eye, I think I shot Diet Coke out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking Diet Coke.


512 - Mitchell - about 4 years ago
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Man, is there any episode that rips one actor more than this? Joe Don Baker doesn't stand a chance and I love it!


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This is one of the most bizarre episodes ever. The Casablanca flashes, futuristic comedic attempts and horrific script and casting make this film totally repulsive, which of course opens up the riffing opportunities for the gang to new heights. Classic funny!


509 - The Girl in Lovers Lane - over 4 years ago
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I just watched this episode and nearly choked to death I laughed so hard. Truly an underrated and under appreciated episode!


Recent Riffs

912 - The Screaming Skull - about 3 years ago
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Let the length of my face comfort you...


912 - The Screaming Skull - about 3 years ago
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Should I consider that my employee review?


912 - The Screaming Skull - about 3 years ago
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What are you reading? "Avoiding the Old Goat", by Ann Landers.


901 - The Projected Man - about 3 years ago
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Bullets bounce off his face diaper!


1002 - Girl in Gold Boots - over 3 years ago
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Right now I need to find a hole to crawl into....
"Talk to Courtney Love"


907 - Hobgoblins - over 3 years ago
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Work him into the soil, that's right.


904 - Werewolf - almost 4 years ago
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"I feel like getting out and chasing my own tire..."


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 4 years ago
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Ahhh! Pencils Down!


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 4 years ago
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This is like a totally different movie....


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 4 years ago
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His face is gone!!


421 - Monster A-Go Go - almost 4 years ago
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Well, I guess this means a helicopter's landing!


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She's got Merle Haggard sideburns...